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Taco truck next to Reid. Burritos half price!

Picasso exhibit in Sheehan Gallery

Life Skills class: How to properly grow weed. Meet in the greenhouse.

Free joints will be thrown onto Ankeny. First come, first served.

Screening of “Dazed & Confused” in Kimball Auditorium

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HIGHLIGHTS OF

MEGHAN McCAIN

Blonde hair, black outfit, fierce heels

Fiscal conservative and social liberal, a rare species, whaaa?

At the end of most of her responses she asks, “Does that answer your

question?”

Tilted a little awkwardly, facing 45 degrees backstage

Stumbles over names of TV hosts

Awkward laugh

How did the campaign change her? Gained weight

Media too obsessed with weight, shut down their obsession

Says there was a “dark point”in Republican Party, referring to

accusations of dad’s black illegitimate child

Reminds us that GOP has no candidate right now

Lots of hair flipping

Stupid Ronald Reagan and setting the drinking age at 21

Her next book is “America, You Sexy Bitch”

Pro-women

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Cartoon by Erica Zinser

In Drake’s new mu-sic video for HYFR, he gets “re-bar mitzvah’d

as a re-commitment to the Jewish religion.” Now that he is of legal age and load-ed, he can have a real rager as opposed to the relative-ly mild bar mitzvah he en-joyed as a 13-year-old. He has set the bar for these re-bar mitzvahs to include na-ked women dancing, Lil

Wayne in a panda hat and the combo of stunna shades with a yarmulke. This idea of re-commitment has in-spired other famous Amer-ican Jews to follow suit. Andy Samberg is expect-ed to get re-bar mitzvah’d this June. There are specu-lations of a $2 million bud-get and special appearances by T-Pain, Akon and oth-er famous celebrities. We

can only hope Samberg’s re-bar mitzvah is recorded as well and turned into an SNL Digital Short. Some of the Jewish communi-ty was offended by the in-appropriateness of parts of Drake’s re-bar mitzvah, but so far, the only state-ment Drake has released on the issue was, “hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin’ right.”

Re-Bar Mitzvah’dDo you love this shit?

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Ok, what does Rock the Casbah mean exactly?

I can’t belive my grand mothers mak-ing me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit

He Sed “Thass A Big Ass Doobie Cuh” Lol

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