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Owlhead’s GrocerySouth Irvine * 723-7473
Pet & Livestock FeedCorn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Cracked Corn . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Horse Feed . . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Rabbit Pellets . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .40% Hog Supplement .50 Lbs .Pig & Show 18% . . . . .50 Lbs .Starter & Grower . . . . .25 Lbs .Starter & Grower . . . . .25 Lbs .Layer Pellets . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Dog Food . . . . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Mineral Block . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Salt Block . . . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Fly Block . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Trace Mineral Salt . . . .50 Lbs .Pebble Lime . . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Pride Dog Food . . . . . .50 Lbs .Dry Molasses . . . . . . . .50 Lbs .Other Feeds Also Available
Owlhead’s GrocerySouth Irvine * Phone 723-7473Donald & Katherine Dixon, Owners
We’re open until 10:00 p.m.
We Sell
Feeds by Producer
Pillow Talk Acoupleislyinginbed.Themansays,“Iamgoingtomakeyouthehappiestwomanintheworld.” Thewomanreplies,“I’llmissyou...”
Third Time Not So Charming Amiddle-agedcouplehastwostunninglybeautifulteen-ageddaughters.Theydecidetotryonelasttimeforthesontheyalwayswanted. Aftermonthsoftrying,thewifebecomespregnantand sure enough, nine months later delivers a healthybabyboy.Thejoyfulfatherrushestothenurserytoseehisnewson.Hetakesonelookandishorrifiedtoseetheugliestchildhehadeverseen. Hegoestohiswifeandsaysthatthereisnowaythathecanbethefatherofthischild,“Lookatthetwobeauti-fuldaughtersIfathered.”Thenhegaveherasternlookandasks,“Haveyoubeenfoolingaroundonme?” Thewifesmilessweetlyandsays,“Notthistime”
Political Brags Threepresidentialcandidatesboardthesameplane,headingtotheprimaryelectioninOhio.Oneturnstotheothersandsays,chuckling,“Youknow,Icouldthrowa$1,000billoutofthewindowrightnowandmakesome-oneveryhappy.” Thesecondonereplies,“Well,Icouldthrowten$100billsoutofthewindowandmaketenpeoplehappy.” Nottobeoutdone,thethirdreplies,“Well,Icouldthrowahundred$10billsoutofthewindowandmakeahundredpeoplehappy.” Thestewardessoverhearstheconversation,rollshereyesandwhispers to thehostess,“Ifall threeof themwould throw themselves out of the window, it wouldmake21millionpeoplehappy.”
Final Arrangements Abusinessmanonhisdeathbedcallshisfriendandsaid,“IwantyoutopromisemethatwhenIdieyouwillhavemyremainscremated.” “Andwhat,doyouwantmetodowithyourashes,”hisfriendasks? Thebusinessmansays,“Justput theminanenve-lopeandmailthemtotheIRSandwriteontheenvelope,“Now...youhaveeverything.”
Tax Audit MaandPaareunhappilyconversingwiththeIRSauditorwhohas come to review their records.Atonepointtheauditorexclaims,“WefeelitisagreatprivilegetobeallowedtoliveandworkintheUSA.Asacitizenyouhaveanobligationtopaytaxes,andweexpectyoutoeagerlypaythemwithasmile.” “Thankgoodness,”repliesPa,“Wethoughtyouweregoingtowantcash!”
Hearing Problem Ayoungdoctor iscalled in toobserveaman inamentalhospitalwhoputshiseartothewallandlistensalldaylong.Thedoctorwatchestheguyforalongwhileandfinallydecidestoseewhattheguyislisteningto,soheputshisearuptothewallandlistens.Hehearsnoth-ing, so,he turns to thepatient and says, “Idon’thearanything.” “Yeah,Iknow,”themanreplies,“It’sbeenlikethatformonths!”
Sage Advice LittleWilmaconfidestoMa,“Ihatetogotowed-dings...everyoneofthegreatauntsandgrandmothersinthefamilycomesuptome,pokesmeintheribsandcackling,tellsme,“You’renext.” “Dothesamethingtothematfunerals,”saysMa.“That’llstopallthatnonsense.”
Giving Directions UncleSlimhashad toomuch todrinkand is lay-ingbesidetheroadwhenabig,classyconvertiblecomesrollingupTheHollow.Ayoungmansticksheheadoutandsays,“Hey,oldman,what’sthequickestwaytoNat-uralBridge?” “Areyoudrivingorwalking,”asksSlim. “Driving.” “I’dsaythat’dbethequickestway.”
Lucky UncleSlimissittinginabarwithoneofhisdrinkingbuddies.“Mymother-in-lawisanangel,”statestheman. “You’resolucky,”repliesSlim.“Mineisstillalive...”
A Woman’s PrayerDear Lord, IprayforWisdomtounderstandmyman; Lovetoforgivehim; AndPatienceforhismoods. Because,Lord,ifIprayforStrength, I’llbeathimtodeath.AMEN
Carhartt, America’s pre-miumworkwearbrandsince1889, today announced La-mar Hartness as its newlyappointeddirectorofqualityassuranceandJoeDonLongasitsdirectorofquality–rawmaterials. Hartness is responsiblefordirectinganddevelopingquality requirements, pro-cesses,systems,procedures,and testing toensureanef-ficient, effective and proac-tiveCarharttqualityprocess.Long’s focus is developingand executing fabric, trim,color, and finish qualitystrategies, as well as fabrictesting.Inthisnewlycreatedrole, he also will procurestrong vendor relationshipsandensureallrawmaterials
meet Carhartt’s quality andregulatoryrequirements. “Over the course of hiscareer, Lamar has provenhimself a champion ofglobal quality managementand process development,”Carhartt’sSeniorVicePresi-dent of Supply Chain Wil-liam Hardy said. “We areexcited to welcome LamartoCarharttandareconfidenthewillbeavaluableassettothequalityteam.” PriortoCarhartt,Hartnessgained 25 years of experi-ence in various leadershiproles and quality assurancepositions at companies in-cluding Tiger J, QVC, Co-lumbia Sportswear, Lim-itedBrandsandJCPenney.Hartnessalsohasundergone
LeanSixSigmatraining. Prior to joining the Car-hartt team, Long spent 21yearsinanumberofleader-shippositionsatLeviStrauss&Co.Duringhistimethere,heprovideddirectiontothedesign, merchandising andproduct development teamsand was responsible forglobaldevelopmentoftech-nicallycomplexfabricsandfinishes. “Joe Don joins Lamarin playing a crucial role incontinuingtobuildthequal-ityteamatCarhartt,”Hardysaid.“Heisatalentedleaderwithadeepunderstandingofwhat it takes to effectively
managequalityprocesses.” BothHartness’andLong’sappointments are effectiveimmediately.AboutCarhartt,Inc. Establishedin1889,Car-hartt is a global premiumworkwearbrandwitharichheritage of developing rug-ged apparel for workers onand off the job. Headquar-tered in Dearborn, Mich.,with approximately 5,100employees worldwide, Car-hartt is family owned andmanagedbythedescendantsof the company‘s founder,HamiltonCarhartt.Formoreinformation, visit www.car-hartt.com.
Carhartt Appoints Two New DirectorsHartness is Director of Quality Assurance; Long is Director of Quality – Raw Materials
Lamar Hartness Joe Dan Long
CHURCH NEWSChurch News is published as a free service of
The Estill County Tribune . Call your announce-ment to (606) 723-5012; fax it to (606) 723-2743; or E-mail it to <News@EstillTribune .Com> or
mail to 6135 Winchester Road, Irvine, KY 40336 .
All are welcome to at-tend Mt. Carmel ChristianChurch’s Sunrise Service onSun.,March27that7:00a.m.
Also, our Resurrection Sun-dayServiceat11:00a.m.Ifyouhaveanyquestions, call606-726-9342.
Sunday, March 27th @ 7am
Mt. Carmel Sunrise Service
False Teachers Will Be Judged . . . 2 Peter 3:1-2
Christ’s Coming JudgmentSee also Genesis 3:1-7; 7:1-5; Romans 5:12-21)1This second epistle, beloved, I now write unto you; in both which I stir up your pure minds by way of remembrance: 2That ye may be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the Lord and Saviour:.Sponsored by Crooked Creek Christian Church Inc.
1980 Crooked Creek Road, Irvine, KY
Estill County
Isaac L. HollonEstill County Extension Office
4-H Youth Development
_______________________________________________Thursday, Friday & Saturday, March 24-26_____________________________________________Hunters Education Safety Course TherewillbeaHunter’sEducationSafetyCourse(or-ange card) at the Estill County Extension Office. The3-dayclasswillbeThursdayandFriday,March24th&25thfrom6-9p.m.,andSaturday,March26thstartingat9a.m.at theEstillCo.Sportsmen’sClub. Youmustattendall3classes toobtainyourorangecard. Ages9andolder(asofMarch26).EffectiveMarch1,2014,KYDept.ofFish&Wildliferequiresonlinepre-registrationforallhuntereducationcoursesstatewide.FollowingistheregistrationlinkfortheEstillCo.class:http://www.register-ed.com/events/view/74137. Formoreinformation,calltheEstillCountyExtensionOfficeat606-723-4557. Educational programs of the Cooperative Extension Service serve all people regardless of race, color, sex, re-ligion, disability or national origin.
