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Seas the moment and join us onthe next incredible destination

This Bank Holiday weekend saw thousands of recession-affected Britssettle down in front of yet another screening of Bedknobs andBroomsticks, with a token cup of tea and a custard cream. Outwardly,they were grateful for the chance of a relaxing four days off work.Upon seeing the Sunday tabloids packed full of celebrities soaking upthe sun on foreign shores during the middle of an economic crisisthough, we would imagine that inwardly they were seething.

However, scattered throughout the country is a gathering of peoplewho can literally say they cruised through the credit crunch. Not onlycould they have four days off work at any time they choose, twice ayear they have the opportunity to become the elite on one ofKleeneze’s five-star destinations.

This spring, people from all walks of life jumped on a plane and jettedoff to one of the most luxurious locations in the world. Thanks to its

turquoise, calm waters and endless blue skies, the Caribbean is theplayground of the rich and famous and, for five action-packed nights,it was also home to 146 Kleeneze Distributors.

Following a $4 million overhaul, Club Med 2 was even morebreathtaking than anyone could have imagined. As the coaches pulledup to this immensely beautiful craft, the hair on the back of your neckstood up – it’s simply an awesome sight to behold. Couple that withwatching over 30,000 square feet of sails on five towering mastsunfold to Vangelis’ Conquest of Paradise, setting sail was unashamedlyquite an emotional moment.

We may have only asked for a tall ship and a star to steer her by, butin true Kleeneze style, we got all that and much, much more. MichaelKhatkar had already dubbed it such, but it only took a few minutes forthe whole group to concur – this was indeed the Ultimate Destination.

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“We knew that sailing on this magnificent ship would be anawesome experience after watching the DVD, but it surpassed ourwildest dreams.

From seeing it for the first time and walking up all those steps(didn’t count them but there were quite a few!) to sailing away andthen waking up each morning to a different view. The Caribbeancruise was absolutely fantastic and so were the people. Mixing withall the distributors from the top leaders to the people who wereGold and, of course, the Service Centre girls made the trip even

more special. Not only did we have a brilliant time we also made lots of new friends.

So we would like to thank you both for enabling us to experience this most wonderful conferenceand in the words of the DVD; ’one that will stay with us forever’!”Jane and John Dunkerley, Silver Executive Distributors

“ It goes without saying that the trip was absolutely fantastic and we were so delighted andhonoured to have been part of the Club Med 2 conference. We really did not want the trip to endas there was such a buzz about the ship. Everyone felt like long time friends as you got to chat toeveryone while walking around on the teak decks or stopping for a drink at the many bars. The staffwere amazing and nothing was too much trouble.”Sheryl and Peter Dutton, Bronze Executive Distributors

Peter Dutton ensures everything’s running ship shape

It was the first full day of life on the ocean wave and even thoughmany of our Distributors had been up quite late dutifully suppingon the complimentary cocktails, all were up early; determinednot to miss a minute of the glorious Caribbean sun and thesparkling sea.

After tucking into the most sumptuous breakfast buffet we’ve everseen while relaxing on the sun-soaked top deck, it really didn’tseem as though life could get any more perfect. But then, out ofthe blue (literally), two dolphins started to swim next to the ship!Those Kleeneze Conference organisers just think of everything!

Next they’ll bearranging forlittle birds toget us dressed inthe morning…

The little touches, such as the Kleeneze banner on thismagnificent ship, made this a conference to remember

Distributors await the sails going up for the first time, asClub Med 2 leaves Martinique

Kleeneze really does think of everything!

After watching an hilarious display of aquaaerobics starring, among others, Mike Bibby,Craig White and Bob Webb, Distributorssettled into a day of sunbathing, exploringAntigua, souvenir shopping and, of course,more cocktail drinking before picking up theircarnival outfits for the evening.

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“WOW, what a fantastic motivational experience going on the Spring Destination on Club Med 2. Thepositive atmosphere, speaking to the leaders and also making new friends was brilliant. Kleeneze really know howto make you feel special. All this for just putting catalogues out and showing others how to do this. What anamazing opportunity this is. The five-star luxury and the ship was stunning and to have actually achieved this by growing our business was agreat incentive. We have relayed the experience to the team and plans are now in place for them to work towardthe Autumn Destination in Blackpool and we cannot wait for Cape Town.Thank you Kleeneze and the team for making our first conference an experience we will never forget.”Fred and Karen Mason, Senior Distributors

Distributors went all worldly on night two, asthey donned sparkly head-dresses and daringbelly-revealing outfits (and that was just BobWebb!) to strut their stuff at Carnival Night. Itwas a completely crazy night of hilariousentertainment. From Venetian chic to

colourful Riocarnival costume,everyone reallygot into the spiritof it and lookedabsolutelyamazing. Afteryet anotherscrumptious five-course eveningmeal, everyonepiled up into the

Moby Dick nightclub, where the Club Med 2staff entertained us, teaching us some dancesfrom all over the world aided by somecocktails from all over the world (well, all thatdancing can make you thirsty!).

Left to right: Norman Grundy, Gary Cooper, Tony Gower and Peter Berlotti

Distributors display best of boatcouture at Club Med carnival

Just another day in the officefor Michael

Craig White and Andrew Buxton Swapped at birth? Tim Murphy and James O’Neil

“We would just like to say thank you so much forthe unbelievable cruise on board Club Med 2. What anawesome ship. Everything was out of this world - thefood, the wine, the people and, of course, the islands.To wake up and find yourself on a different island everyday, for five days, was truly magical.

The sea was so blue, clear and warm it was better than paradise - we could neverhave dreamed it to be so wonderful.We will remember this forever. Just make sure you never miss out on a conference- it is life changing.”Gary Cooper and Jackie Norris, Silver Executive Distributors

floats our boat!


“For more than 12 months everyone has lookedforward to qualifying for the Caribbean Cruise with theicing on the cake being a trip to Foxy’s Bar, as seen onthe Club Med 2 DVD. As it turned out, it proved to beone of the highlights of the trip with dozens of KleenezeDistributors descending on poor Ed, the barman, atFoxy’s. He didn’t know what hit him! Foxy himself wasalso there with his extraordinary unique character tooffer everyone a very warm welcome,”Peter Wellock, Silver Senior Executive Distributor

The PainkillerWant to be as pain free as these ladies?! EWB has scoured the Internet looking for the SoggyDollar Bar’s famous Painkiller recipe and here it is (please bear in mind, this recipe servesTEN people. Can we suggest a sizzle rather than a sozzle?!):

Ingredients46 fluid ounces canned orange juice 46 fluid ounces cannedpineapple juice 16 fluid ounces Coco Lopez 2 cups cruzan rum Freshly grated nutmeg

DirectionsShake or stir ingredients, and pourover ice in a tall glass.Sprinkle nutmeg on top, and serve.

It’s said to be the most beautiful beach in the whole of theCaribbean and as day three dawned, so did the realisation that itwas also going to be a another sweltering day on the island ofJost Van Dyke. Everyone was truly settled in to their luxurioussurroundings by now, but although idyllic white sands, watersports and the local cocktail (The Painkiller) beckoned; there wasonly one word on people’s lips – Foxy’s.

As seen in the Caribbean Cruise video, Foxy’s Bar has becomesomewhat of a talking point around the Network, so Distributorswere determined not to miss out on meeting the famous Foxy!

“Jost van Dyke was my favourite place of all. The colours of the ocean were spectacular- one moment ink blue, then turquoise blue and then sea green. The beaches were like sanddust. So smooth, so soft, so sinking! The ’excursion’ to Foxy’s was one we’ll never forget, notto mention the road trip to get there. One thing I didn’t expect was to be swept off my feetby my sponsor, Craig White, and then him running like the clappers into the ocean with mescreaming! He knew I wasn’t a good swimmer so he slowed down, eventually! Wow, thatwas awesome. I think a couple of Painkillers at Foxy’s helped with that experience!”Linda and Tony Gower, Silver Executive Distributors

Sandra Brown, Cindy Brown, Louise Wellock,and Myrna Wellock relax after ‘several’Painkiller cocktails!

WATER WAY TO REWARDHARD WORK!

Gail and Darren with the man himself - Foxy


It was an amazing day, which culminated in some amazing entertainment in theevening. Yes, we all knew that our Distributors definitely had the likeability factor, butwe were entirely unaware that you’re also pretty nifty with keyboards, spoons andvocals. More famous for his variety of ties than wearing high-waisted trousers, our veryown Michael Khatkar still did a darn good job of a Simon Cowell-esque judgement onour contestants. Joined by Club Med 2’s Tony and Chantal, the panel had a grand totalof $275 to give away – with $150 for first prize, $75 for second and $50 for third.

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We’ll be expecting more than just soup eating from the Premier Spoon Groupat the next Gala Dinner…. Ah, well at least the Pegasus Choir had the likeability factor….

Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell

Voice of an Angel

Well, hello buoys!

Has Bruce got news for you?

In true Amy Winehouse style, thiscompromising picture was taken ofDebs Bamford a little later on thatweek. No, no, no….

1STPLACE

2NDPLACE

3RDPLACE


Ahoy me hearties and blow us down if there weren’t a hammock-load of carousers on board on day three. Gaaaaaaaaaaargh.

Ok, fine, we give up. We’re more squash drinking than swashbuckling. Luckily for us, though, you all made a huge effort for Kleeneze’s inauguralpirate party. The high seas did their best to oblige and the ship was suitably rocky, as pirate ships should be. Even from a ship that prides itself onstability – it’s still gratifying to feel like it’s an actual ship.

After a day of excursions to Virgin Gorda and a lobster barbecue lunch, it was the moment that some had been preparing for since arrival (yes,you know who we’re talking about – Mr Fisher!). It was time for a party of pirate proportions.

Our qualifiers had totally splashed out on the outfits and it was a side-splitting night. Team pirategames were set for everyone to participate in and as we’ve only come to expect from the Kleenezegames – hilarity ensued with balloon popping, drinking games, plank walking, blind food tasting andan egg and spoon race in flippers (made even more complex given that the boat was re-enacting APerfect Storm at the time).

The natural winner was, of course, Lee Fisher. He and Trish hadeven turned up at the airport on the first day replete with eye-patches and plastic cutlasses so by the time he’d had his beard‘plaited’ Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley had something seriousto worry about!

Later, Distributors hit the Moby Dick nightclub once more tocontinue the fun, with entertainment provided by the ship’s crew.

“We were first-time SpringDestination qualifiers and wecouldn’t have picked a better placeto go. From the moment we got tothe destination we were treated likeroyalty. The staff on board werefantastic - nothing was too muchtrouble and everything they did justmade the experience better andbetter for us. Kleeneze and Gulliversmade it possible for me to surpriseSteve with renewing our vows onVirgin Gorda in a beautiful church.We were lucky enough to have

Peter White as best man. Then we had a champagne reception onthe beach afterwards. What made the whole trip special was thepeople we shared the whole experience with and getting a chanceto sizzle with other distributors in the sun.”Denise and Steve Neal, Bronze Executive Distributors

“Once I heard that therewas going to be a pirate party, Idecided for the first time everthat I’d grow a beard for theoccasion. I then thought I’d doa sponsored shave to raisemoney for a children’s wardwhere one of our teammember’s 3 year-old-daughterhad spent 4 months up toChristmas 2008 being treatedfor a brain tumour.

The shave actually took place atthe rear of the boat on the last day with a hungover Peter White

proffering a very shaky hand!”Gary Cooper, Silver Executive Distributor

Donations can be made direct to Ward C2 Charities Fund, Box 5,Addenbrookes Hospital, Hills Road, Cambridge, CB2 2QQ

KLEENEZE RULES THE WAVES

Trish and Lee, Pirates ofour Caribbean Cruise

Debra Bamford, Andy ’The Parrot‘ Buxton, Bob Webb and Laura Kelly Peter ’Plank‘ Dutton June and David Love - gaaaargh

Steady, Peter


No one will ever deny what an amazing trip ClubMed 2 was, but everyone will be the first to admitone of the main reasons that it’s more special thanany other holiday you will experience is because ofthe hard work that goes on to get there.

Conference day is always quite emotional, as we hearfrom the Distributors who have put this work in toinspire and motivate not only themselves, but othersto qualify for these amazing destinations.

Thursday morning, while docked in St Martin, weheard from Eamon Lynch, Jackie White, Jean Day,Stuart Hill, Gail Drew, Andrew Buxton, Neil McLean,Colin Turnbull, Peter Wellock, Karen Mason, KarimKarmali and Sylvia Laing in a conference on board aship like no other!

“There were some amazing and emotional speakers at theconference. Andy Buxton as usual made us all laugh with his storyand a few jokes (he really should have entered the talent contest!)Sylvia Laing and Karen Mason were incredibly emotional; you couldsee how much Kleeneze has had such a positive effect on their lives.Jean Day’s training related to being on CM was very clever and reallymade me think about my business in a very different way – ‘Are youready to be Captain of your ship?’ Jackie White as usual was strong,clear and direct about how their business has moved on since theywere top qualifiers on the Sea Goddess. She made us reach up intothe air and stretch, then made us stretch just that little bit further, andthen explained that we can all do that with our businesses too.”Debra Bamford, Gold Distributor

“The Gala Dinner Night was spectacular. Allweek we’d been wined and dined in The MagellanRestaurant and we really wondered how the GalaDinner Night would be any different from the othernights. Well, it really was. The tables were set out ina black and white theme with individual menus andname places, not to mention the magical badgethat we all work so hard for! The napkin was evenfolded like a dinner shirt. These special touches arewhat these trips are all about.”Linda Gower, Silver Executive Distributor

“This has been a trip of alifetime, but as Jackie Whitesaid at the conference: ‘don’tlet this experience become adistant memory. Let thisexperience of a lifetime turninto a lifetime of experiences’.Amazing words and somethingwe intend to do. It has been atrip of a lifetime and they areon offer to all distributors. Seeyou all in Cape Town.”Richard Radbourne and Yvonne Kirk, Gold Distributors

The Ultimate Destination was coming to an end, butthere was just time for one last extraordinary party.A, now glowing, group of Distributors donned theirbest frocks and joined the captain and crew of ClubMed 2 for a champagne reception, followed by theblack and white banquet and a special finale show.

GET YOUR BUSINESS SHIP SHAPE

BON VOYAGE CLUB MED 2


“From the moment we were at the quayside, we were blown away with theenormity of the boat itself – it was breathtaking. We all had an absolute ball on board,packed full of entertainment every night. The beaches that we visited were out of thisworld – some of the best beaches in the world – turquoise sea and soft white sand. Ittruly was the ‘Ultimate Destination’. We’re now focused on bringing some of our team toCape Town with us next year – having both of us lived there; we know how wonderful adestination Cape Town 2010 will be.”Stuart and Robyn Heard, Bronze Executive Distributors

““We have just returned from the holiday of a lifetime and we are stillfloating (please pardon the pun!). Thank you so much Kleeneze for the mostamazing experience we have ever had!

Who would have thought that when wejoined this business a little over 3 yearsago, just to earn and extra €50 a weekthat we would wind up on boardClub Med 2, in a deluxe cabin, sailingaround the beautiful Caribbean! It’s abit mind blowing!

Tales of our adventures on the high seas will go on for manyyears to come, I’m sure! And we have the pictures to prove it!!Don’t think we have ever eaten so much, laughed so much andchilled out so much in our entire lives! Visited beautiful places

we probably never would have seen and made many wonderful friends along the way!

Thank you so much to all the awesome leaders that we met on board who where always more thanwilling to impart their advice and share the wisdom of their experience with us. We have come back somotivated and fired up and can’t wait share our experience with anybody who will listen!! We are back inaction and are now focusing on Blackpool and Cape Town, and helping our team to get there too.”Jimmy and Tina McGrath, Silver Executive Distributors

“We often say that you should live your life not by the number of breaths you take, but by themoments that take your breath away – and Club Med 2 was packed full of such moments.

When we arrived alongside the ship, we could not believe the sheer size of it – tied up alongside the jettyin Martinique. Words cannot even begin to describe the magnificence of it – we don’t think there was adry eye anywhere. Our suite was so sumptuous – with a white leather settee, two bathrooms andwelcome champagne from the captain – we’ve never experienced anything like it!

Truly, everyone should aspire to qualify for one of these world class destinations. It’s not just about thelocation, or the food and drink, or the entertainment. It’s about sharing quality time with like-mindedpeople; all who are pursuing their dreams with this amazing, life-changing company. This may have beenthe ultimate destination – but also the ultimate beginning of a fantastic future for all those who areprepared to work for it.”Geoff and Fiona Webb, Silver Senior Executive Distributors

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“There were too many amazing moments to talk about - it would take days to tell!

We were treated like royalty - whenever we nearly had an empty glass it was filled. Nothingwas too much trouble, anything we wanted we had, all the staff were mega!

We now understand what people say - you can’t explain how fantastic these conferences are,you have to experience them for real, we could never find the right words to explain howmagical it was. Our tip to anyone who has never experienced one of the conferences is gofor it and do what ever it takes to be there and then you too will understand for yourselfhow amazing they are!”Darren and Gail Drew, Senior Distributors

“ I just wanted to say what a fantastic timewe had on Club Med 2. The yacht wasmagnificent, the food superb, the serviceexcellent and the conference both informativeand heart-warming. We spent our days onparadise beaches and our nights partying onboard. It is impossible to convey how specialthese conferences are so we recommend thateveryone sets their sights on Cape Town. Makea plan and stick to it.”Brian and Diane Holmwood, BronzeExecutive Distributors

“The ship was awesome, the crew made us feel like royalty. The islands were sobeautiful and the company and friendships that we made with other fantastic Kleenezedistributors are unforgettable. The memory of Club Med 2 will stay forever with us.”Norman and Joanne Grundy, Gold Distributors

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“We had the most fantastic time aboardthe Club Med 2. To spend time together in sucha beautiful place in the world was amazing, andto be there with friends in the business, on suchan awesome sailing yacht, was fabulous! It’strue that ”you reap what you sow”. We wereonly reaping such a reward because we’d beenpersistent and consistent with sowing both ourretail and sponsoring during the year. And the

great news about that is that ANYONE can do the same this year to qualifyfor Cape Town next March.We had a wonderful time, with memories thatwill last a lifetime.”Doug and Sandra Roper, Bronze Executive Distributors

Brian and Diane Holmwood with Andy and Linda Goddard

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COMPANY SHOWCASES AND TRAINING DAYS28 Apr Kleeneze Gold Day – KLEENEZE HQ (Book now:

email [email protected])9 May Kleeneze Summer Showcase – THE NIA,

BIRMINGHAM16 May Kleeneze Ireland Summer Showcase – THE

RADISSON SAS HOTEL, DUBLIN AIRPORT28 Jul Kleeneze Gold Day – KLEENEZE HQ (Book now:

email [email protected])12 Aug Kleeneze Gold Day – KLEENEZE HQ (Book now:

email [email protected])5 Sept Kleeneze Christmas Showcase – THE NIA,

BIRMINGHAM12 Sept Kleeneze Ireland Christmas Showcase – THE

RADISSON SAS HOTEL, DUBLIN AIRPORT17-21 Oct Kleeneze Autumn Destination – “BLACKPOOL”9 Jan 2010 Kleeneze New Year Showcase & Gala Dinner – THE

NIA and HALL 3, ICC, BIRMINGHAM16 Jan 2010 Kleeneze Ireland New Year Showcase – THE

RADISSON SAS HOTEL, DUBLIN AIRPORT2-9 Mar 2010 Kleeneze Spring Destination 2010 – CAPE TOWN

TRAINING MEETINGS - 2009 COUNTRYWIDE19 Apr (four weekly) Fast Start Training, The Riverside Hotel,

Riverside Drive, Brandson, Burton-Upon-Trent,STAFFORDSHIRE, DE14 3EP. 12-2pm. £3 per distributor,guests free. A two-hour meeting that covers all you and yourteam need to know in developing your Kleeneze business.Come along and join in a fun and informative gathering ofexperienced and committed Kleeneze people. Hosts: David& Anne Pemberton-Smith, [email protected], tel. 07739 041843.

30 Apr (28/5,25/6,23/7,20/8,17/9,15/10,12/11, 10/12) OpportunityShowcase / Going for Gold Glasgow, 6th floor, RamadaJarvis Hotel, Ingram St, GLASGOW. 7.30pm for 8pm start.Business dress please. £3 per Distributor, guests free.Everyone welcome. Contact Tom and Kate Forbes 0141 6260013, Andrew Walkinshaw 07915 063458, Bob Park 0191247 1821.

3 May (every four weeks) Freedom Training. 10.00am – 1.00pm(Doors open at 9.30am) Best Western Moat House Hotel,Festival Way, Etruria, STOKE-ON-TRENT, ST1 5BQ.Bookings only, £6.00 per person. Please send cheques(payable to A de Caso) to: Adele & Jaime de Caso, 38 PoplarClose, Blythe Bridge, Stoke-on-Trent ST11 9RJ. (names willbe held at the door, no tickets are sent out) Business dressonly please, everyone welcome.

OPPORTUNITY MEETINGS - NORTH/SCOTLAND22 Apr (every four wks) North East Business Opportunity Meeting,

Quality Hotel, Boldon Business Park, SUNDERLAND. NE59PE. Easy Access from A19. Open meeting, everyonewelcome. 8.00pm start £2.50 per head. Guests freeOpp/Training/Recognition/Raffle/Table Steve Geldard andCathy Brookes, tel: 0191 521 4564, ITS 119822 Sue PhoenixITS 514235.

28 Apr (every four weeks) Glasgow Opportunity Meeting, RamadaJarvis Hotel, Ingram St, GLASGOW 8pm- 9pm. ContactLynn Macdonald at [email protected] or tel: 01506414456.

29 Apr (27/5, 24/6, 22/7, 19/8, 16/9, 14/10, 11/11, 9/12) BusinessOpportunity Meeting Parkside Hotel PONTEFRACT 1/2 mileoff Jct 32 M62 towards Pontefract 7:30 for 8pm start guestsfree Hosts Graham & Georgina Long 01757 268830 ITS119857.

6 May (every four weeks) Teeside Opportunity Meeting, TheWindmill, a purpose built Conference and Seminar Centre,Dalton Piercy, HARTLEPOOL, TS27 3HN, directly on A19,just north of Wynyard Park turn-off. Open meeting, everyonewelcome. 8pm Start £2.50 per head. Guests freeOpp/Training/Recognition/Raffle/Table. Geldard and CathyBrookes, tel: 0191 521 4564. ITS 119822 Sue Phoenix ITS514235.

6 May (3/6, 1/7, 29/7, 26/8, 23/9, 21/10, 18/11, 16/12) LeedsBusiness Opportunity Meeting, Holiday Inn, Brighouse,Clifton Village, LEEDS, HD6 4HW. 7.30pm for 8pm start. £3per distributor, guests free. Business dress please. ContactAngel Hill on 07931283957 or Stuart Hill on 07792002402.

11 May (08/06, 13/07, 24/08, 21/09, 19/10, 16/11) MerseysideBusiness Opportunity Meeting, Holiday Inn RUNCORN,Wood Lane, Beechwood, Runcorn, Cheshire WA7 3HA.£2.50 per person, guests free. Business dress please.Hosts:- Mary & Harry Fullerton email:[email protected] or Tel: 0151 601 2972.

12 May (second Tuesday of each month) BOM meetings at Carlisle.Border Gate Premier Inn, Carleton, CARLISLE CA4 OAD tel:01228 633311. 7.30pm for 8pm start. All distributors andprospects/guests welcome. Hosts Alistair Townsend andMalcolm Bullough and will feature a presentation of theopportunity and a guest speaker. For information, contact:Alistair Townsend 01228 528126 email: [email protected] Bullough 01228 [email protected].

12 May (every four weeks) Edinburgh Opportunity Meeting,Edinburgh Training Centre, 16 St Mary’s StreetEDINBURGH, EH1 1SU. 8pm 9pm. Contact LynnMacDonald at [email protected].

13 May (every four weeks) Kleeneze Opportunity PresentationEvening. Holiday Inn STOKE-ON-TRENT ST5 4DL. M6 J15Business dress only. Please arrive early for a prompt start.Doors open at 7:30pm, presentation from 8:00 till 9:15pm.Hosts: Adele & Jaime de Caso 01260 500081.

SOUTH/MIDLANDS/WALES20 Apr Westcountry Open Evening at Padbrook Park Hotel,

CULLOMPTON, Devon EX15 1RU (signposted 5 mins fromJ28 on M5) Featuring Special Guest Speaker. All from Redand Blue groups welcome. Prospect focused BusinessOpportunity Presentation, Book Stall, Bids table,Testimonials, raffle and business related stands. Booking instarts from 7.30, and the event starts at 8pm. Distributors £3per person and £4 per couple. Guests FREE. Ample parking.Accommodation, meals, coffee and bar available. ContactSheelagh & Paul 01392 462710 (Ezereach 01803 898592) orNigel & Lucinda 01392 874412 (Ezereach 01803 898652).

20 Apr (third Monday of every month) South East Open EveningBOM with a twist. Forest Suite, Bracknell Leisure Centre,Bagshot Road, BRACKNELL, Berks, RG12 9SE. 7.45pm for8.30pm start. Distributors £3 single/£4 joint, guests free.Business dress please. Contact Debbie Gee on 01628626327 or Kate Lee on 0118 9268540 to reserve your tablefor your team sizzle! Everyone welcome across the Network(Blue and Red groups).

27 Apr (22/6, 17/8, 14/9, 9/11, 7/12) Open to Blue & Red Groups.Eltham Open Evening at the Eltham Conservative Club, 254High Street, ELTHAM, London, SE9 1AA. 7.30pmregistration for prompt 8pm start, ends around 9.30pm, thenrelax for a drink and a sizzle plus visit our well stocked SalesAids table. £3 per distributorship, guests free, dress code:smart casual. Hosts Joyce and Pete Rowe. Tel: 020 84637133. EzeReach No: 020 3393 2408. Still the onlyBOM/Open Evening in South London.

28 Apr (four weekly) Burton Upon Trent Opportunity Meeting, TheRiverside Hotel, Riverside Drive, Brandson, Burton-Upon-Trent, STAFFORDSHIRE, DE14 3EP. 8pm-9.30pm (doorsopen 7pm). £3 per distributor, guests free. The Kleenezebusiness presented in a fun and informative presentation.Whilst providing an easy and relaxed atmosphere. The idealcombination for you to introduce your friends and family toKleeneze. Free entry to guests. Hosts: David & AnnePemberton-Smith, contact [email protected],tel. 07739 041843.

27 Apr (25/5 22/6 20/7 17/8 14/9 12/10 23/11) Business OpportunityEvening 7.30pm NOW in The Lincoln Suite, Lincolnshire OakHotel, East Road, SLEAFORD NG34 7EH £3 per distributor.Hosts: Andy & Amanda Holland [email protected] no: 01553 886597 Tel: 01205 358075. Allwelcome.

30 Apr (28/5,25/6,30/7,27/8,24/9,29/10,26/11,17/12) ShowcaseOpportunity Briefing, Tottenham Green Leisure Centre, TheGold Room, First Floor, 1 Philip Lane, LONDON N15 4JA.7.30PM. Registration for 7.45PM start. Special guestspeakers each month. £3 per distributorship, guest free.Everyone welcome! Hosts: Gary Dixon and team. Contact07973 712 425, I.T.S.113915, or e mail:[email protected].

22 Apr (20/5,17/6,15/7,12/8) The Herts Open Evening (open to Blue& Red Groups), Express Hotel by Holiday Inn, (next toMatalan) Danestrete, STEVENAGE, Hertfordshire, SG1 1XB.Welcome/Opportunity/Testimonial/Recognition/CrazeeRaffle/Success Training/Bids Tools Table/Networking.7.30pm for 8.00pm start. £3 per person - guests FREE.Business dress and open mind please. Contact: Mike Lunn& Fiona Deans. Tel: 01438 229 480. Mob: 07508 025 008.Email: MikeandFionma.FireUp@fsmail EzeReach: 01462 889461.

5 May (2/6,30/6,28/7,25/8,22/9,20/10,17/11,15/12) HemelHempstead Opportunity Meeting, Holiday Inn, BreakspearWay, HEMEL HEMPSTEAD HP2 4UA. £3 per distributor,guests free. 7:30pm for 8pm start. Business dress please.Hosts: Rosina & Frank Pocock. Tel: 01442 256405.

5 May (2/6; 30/6; 28/7; 25/8; 22/9; 20/10; 17/11) Bristol OpportunityMeeting. Ship Inn (next to Premier Inn),Thornbury Road,Alveston, BRISTOL, BS35 3LL. 8.00pm start. Businessdress please. Distributors £2 per head, guests FREE. Host:Andy Cooper, ITS 124171. T. 01179 819526.

5 May (First Tuesday of every month) Business OpportunityMeeting. St Leonards Hotel,Ringwood Road, St Leonards,RINGWOOD, Hampshire, BH24 2NP. 7.30pm for 8pm start,£2.50 per person. Business dress please. Hosts Bob Daltonand Sue Marshall on 01425 480675 or ITS 119727.

6 May (3/6, 1/7, 29/7, 26/8, 23/9, 21/10, 18/11, 16/12) SomersetBusiness Opportunity Meeting, The Bathpool Inn, Bathpool,TAUNTON, TA2 8BE, 7.30pm for 8pm start. £3 perDistributorship, guests free. Carlsberg don’t do BOMs, but ifthey did, they’d probably say this is the best BOM in theworld...but you need to come along to find out! ContactChris and Jacqui Hill on 01458 851046, 0967 661442, ITS237999, Ezereach: 01458888065 [email protected].

11 May (8/6, 6/7, 3/8, 31/8, 28/9, 26/10, 23/11,16/12) NorwichBusiness Opportunity Meeting, Holiday Inn, Ipswich Rd,NORWICH. NR4 6EP. 7.30pm for 8pm start. £3 perDistributor, guests free. Business dress please. ContactStephen on 07810126010.

12 May (four weekly) Second of our new Business OpportunityTraining Meetings at COVENTRY, The Novotel, M6 Jct 3.7.30 for 8.00 start, £3.00 per distributorship, guests free.Everyone is welcome. Further details from Margaret Moore01780 782797.

20 May (20/05, 17/06,15/07, 19/08, 16/09, 21/10, 18/11, 16/12)Redruth Business Opportunity Meeting at Tricky’s, TolgusMount, Redruth, CORNWALL, TR15 3TA. 7.45pm for 8pmstart. Everyone welcome. Still only £2.50 per Distributorship,Guests free. Hosts: David and Jenny Gerry. Contact on01209 714067, [email protected], ITS297533.

13 May (10/06, 8/07, 5/08, 2/09, 30/09, 28/10, 25/11) West SussexBusiness Opportunity Showcase at the Royal George, UpperShoreham Road, Shoreham-by- Sea, WEST SUSSEX, BN436TA, on the Holmbush Roundabout. Fantastic training fromguest speakers followed by a scintillating sizzle for only£2.50 per Distributor, Guests FREE. 7.30pm for 8pm promptstart, Business dress please. Hosts:- Judy & Gordon Seldon,01903 893887.

13 May (10/6,8/7,5/8,2/9,30/9,28/10,25/11) Essex BusinessOpportunity Meeting at The Holiday Inn, Brook Street,BRENTWOOD, CM14 5NF, J28 – M25. 7.30 for 8pm start.Business Dress please. Everyone Welcome Hosts Richard &Vanadis. EzeReach: 01206 804 635.

13 May (13/5, 10/6, 8/7, 5/8, 2/9, 28/10, 25/11) Open OpportunityMeeting at The Kingsway Hotel, Kingsway, Kirkby In AshfieldNOTTINGHAM NG17 7FN, telephone 01623 407187. 8pm-9.30pm. £3 per distributorship, guests free. Guest speakerRon Spiers. Contact Mike and Margaret Drayton on 01623722500.

13 May (second Wednesday of every month) Business OpportunityMeeting, Chobham Rugby Club, Fowlers Wells, WindsorRoad, CHOBHAM, Surrey GU24 8NA. Doors open at 8pmfor 8:30pm start. £2.50 per person, guests free. Businessdress is the norm. Everyone welcome! Businesspresentation, recognition, testimonials, training. Sizzle in thebar afterwards. Contact Steve & Rosemary for information01252 343376; [email protected]. Ezereachnumber 01483 604386.

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND6 May (four weekly) Open Opportunity Meeting at Brennans Green

Isle Hotel, Newlands Cross, DUBLIN 22, at 8pm; €5 perdistributorship, guests free. Contact Audrey 086-8352012 orJim 087-2103983.

21 Jun Training Meeting at the Abbey Leix Manor Hotel,ABBEYLEIX, 12.30pm. Guest speaker Lyn McDonald.Tickets are €7.50 per person and are on a first comebasis/€12 on the door. Please book early for yourself andyour team to avoid disappointment. Contact Eamon Lynchand Marie Ryan on 044 9330826; [email protected].

26 July The Glenroyal Hotel, Maynooth, Co. KILDARE, 12pm.Tickets cost €10, guests free. Contact Eamon Lynch andMarie Ryan on 044 9330826; [email protected].

23 Aug Training Meeting at the Abbey Leix Manor Hotel,ABBEYLEIX, 12.30pm. Tickets are €7.50 per person and areon a first come basis/€12 on the door. Please book early foryourself and your team to avoid disappointment. ContactEamon Lynch and Marie Ryan on 044 9330826;[email protected].

18 Oct The Glenroyal Hotel, Maynooth, Co. KILDARE, 12pm.Tickets cost €10, guests free. Contact Eamon Lynch andMarie Ryan on 044 9330826; [email protected].

8 Nov Training Meeting at the Abbey Leix Manor Hotel,ABBEYLEIX, 12.30pm. Guest speaker Bob Webb. Ticketsare €7.50 per person and are on a first come basis/€12 onthe door. Please book early for yourself and your team toavoid disappointment. Contact Eamon Lynch and MarieRyan on 044 9330826; [email protected].

6 Dec The Glenroyal Hotel, Maynooth, Co. KILDARE, 12pm.Tickets cost €10, guests free. Contact Eamon Lynch andMarie Ryan on 044 9330826; [email protected].

THE NETHERLANDS18 Apr (16/5,13/6/11/7,18/8,12/9,3/10,31/10,28/11, 19/12) Hotel van

der Valk de Cantharel, Van Golsteinlaan 20, 7339 GTAPELDOORN. 1pm – 3pm. Email Rita & Frank Kamsteeg [email protected].

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