00:00:46 ## [Woman Singing] 00:01:11 ## [Continues] 00:01:31 ## [Continues] 00:01:53 - # # [C ontinues] - Good luck. 00:01:58 ## [Continues] 00:02:02 [Children Giggling] 00:02:20 ## [Continues] 00:02:34 - # # [C ontinues] - [Horn Honks] 00:02:59 ## [Continues] 00:03:22 ## [Ends] 00:03:25 [Bell Dings] 00:03:37 Hi. Uh, I have an appoin tment with Emily Cha rlton? 00:03:41 - Andrea Sachs? - Yes. 00:03:45 Great. Human Resources certa inly has an odd sense of humor. 00:03:48 Follow me. 00:03:52 Okay, s o I was M iranda's second assistant... 00:03:55 but her first assistant recently got promoted, a nd so now I'm the firs t. 00:03:58 - Oh, a nd you're replacing yours elf. - W ell, I a m trying. 00:04:00 Miranda sacked the last two girls after only a few weeks. 00:04:03 We need to find someone who can survive here. Do you understand? 00:04:05 Yeah. Of course. Who's Miranda? 00:04:07 Oh, my God. I wi ll pretend you did not just ask me that. 00:04:11 She's the editor in chief of Runway, not to mention a legend. 00:04:14 You work a y ear for her, and you can get a job a t any magazine you wan t. 00:04:18 A milli on girls would ki ll for this job. 00:04:20 It sounds like a great opportunity. I'd love to be considered. 00:04:23 [Giggling] 00:04:26 Andrea, Runway is a fashion magazine... 00:04:29 so an interest in fa shion is crucial. 00:04:32 What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion? 00:04:35 - [Cell phone Rin ging] - Oh, my God. 00:04:39 No! No! No! 00:04:41 What's wrong? 00:04:48 She's on her way. Tell everyone! 00:04:51 She's not supposed t o be here until 9:00. 00:04:54 Her driver just text messaged, and her facialist ruptured a disk. 00:04:57 - God, these people! - [Whistles , Whispers] Who's that? 00:05:00 That I can't even talk about. 00:05:03 All right, everyone! Gird your loins! 00:05:06 - [Excited Chattering] - Did somebody eat an onion bagel? 00:05:14 [Exhales, Sniffs] 00:06:05 [Bell Dings] 00:06:11 Sorry, Miranda. 00:06:17 [Bell Dings] 00:06:23 Move it! Ooh! 00:06:27 I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. 00:06:30 I know. I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm last night. 00:06:33 Details of your inco mpetence do not interest me. 00:06:36 Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for t h e Brazilian layout. 00:06:40 I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and pau nchy. 00:06:43 And R.S.V.P. yes to the Michael Kors party. 00:06:45 I want the d river to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9: 45 sharp. 00:06:49 - [Whispers] 9:45 sharp. - Call Natalie at Glorious Foods, tell her no for the 40th time. 00:06:54 No, I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with wa rm rhubarb com pote.