LOVE MEIIN AKSAR

Love Mein Aksar A Screenplay

Scene 1 Stadium/ Dawn Ext.[Jai, Tochan]

Dawn - Silhouette of a male athlete at the horizon against the rising sun - he is running on a track no music only reverberating panting sound along with the sounds of his rapid foot steps we stylishly reveal his sweaty well sculpted athletic body biceps, triceps, forearms, legs the athlete is approaching towards the finish line Sunlight falls on the athlete and we reveal his face for the first time He is Jai We can see a strange determination on his face to cross that finish line and win the race He is couple of steps away from his destination It seems as if he will win the race but at the last moment he trips. He looks at his shoes and realizes that his shoelaces are not tied. A pair of legs enters the frame (a la Gabbar Singh) Jai looks up An intimidating man [Tochan] in his early 50s is established

The man [Tochan] smirks

TOCHAN Loser!! Thats what you are Jai Gangroo LOSER jo akele bhi race daude toh bhi jeet nahi sakta

The frame freezes - A text LOSER superimposes (read slaps on Jais face) on the screen The super disappears as Tochan now walks past Jai in High speed and as his feet go past jais face jai pulls his foot and in slow motion Tochans huge figure falls in mud and a scream is heard

TOCHAN Aaaaa

Scene 2 Jais Room/ Morning Int.

[Jai]

Scene 2a Bus Stand/ Morning Int.[Neha]

Jai in sleep giggling

JAI Hehehehehe gira tochan (Tone getting serious)

Tochan (Startled tone) Tochan!!!Wakes up with a startle now JAI Saala ab sapnon mein bhi aane laga hai

Sweaty Jai wakes up from his sleep While recollecting himself, he glances at the alarm clock which is showing 7:50am - he is relieved

JAI Huh Tochan ka sapna dekhne ka yahi faayda hai waqt se pahle toot jaata hai sirf 7.50 yes

Jai gets up his mobile rings

JAI Hello

We reveal Neha on the other side

NEHA Kahan hai tu dekh aaj ki meeting agar miss ki na to teri naukri to

Jai cuts in with a smile overconfident

JAI Meri naukri kya chali jayegi halwa hai Aaj to sapne mein bhi tochan ki (Gestures Ive jacked him) Aaj mere saath kuchh bura ho hi nahi sakta atth baje tak mai thoda aah ooh karke apni susti nikaloonga savaa aatth nahaoonga sade aatth tayyar aur nau baje office naashta mangwake rakhna abhi to sirf 7.50 huye hain

NEHA 8.50 zyada nahi sirf ek ghanta peechhe hai teri ghadi

JAI Pls subah subah mazaak nahi meri wrist watch mein bhi

And he looks at his wrist watch

JAI 8.50 shit shit shitJai rushes inScene 3 Fast paced montage (various locations)

(a) Int/ Bathroom/ Morning[Jai]

Jai runs to the loo opens the tap few drops of water come out of the dry tap he realizes that the water is gone. JAI Aaj phir dry clean karna padega

He wets his hair with that half mug of water and gels it.

(b) Int/ Corridor near elevator / Morning[Jai. Dog, Hot Neighbor]

Jai peeps out of the house like a thief

JAI Arre vah aaj finally mai lift se jaa sakta hoon

He heads towards like a fearless dude when suddenly a barking dog (Doberman) pounces on him

JAI Aaaa Luckily for Jai, the dog is tied and cant reach him. As soon as jai realizes that he is out of dogs reach, he transforms from timid to over-confident

JAI Kya be kutte bahut bhonkna aa raha hai tum log saale tumhari zaat hi aisi hai kutton waali saala kuttaHe start making faces and mocking the dog - irritated dog starts barking louder Jai looks thoughtful JAI Par yaar mai jab bhi kutton ko gaali deta hoon unhe apna saala kyon bana leta hoon

Mera to saala pata nahi kahan hoga (Smiles dreamily) Uski bahan bhi pata nahi kahan hogi Aaj tak mili hi nahi hai kaisi hogi pyaari pyaari si uska bhai bhi hoga pyaraa pyaara sa Jiju jiju karke mere peechhe peechhe ghoomega Izzat karega meri

Looks at the dog

JAI Tu kya dekh raha hai be kutta bhonkta rah

Makes faces and the dog continues barking Dogs owner (hot girl) looks at him

OWNER Stupid

A text STUPID superimposes on the screen The irritated dog can reach the elevator so Jai takes the staircase.

(c)Ext/ Outside a Middle Class Society building / Morning [Jai, street dog, taxi driver, fellow passenger]

Jai comes out of the building, looks around tense and steps at the tail of a street dog JAI Aaa

The lanky street dog starts barking at him

JAI Abbe shoo shoo

The dog runs away

JAI Saala sorry saala nahi kutta

Looks around

JAIEk to Jai Gaangroo, ghar bhi dhoond dhoond ke liya hai tumne na auto na taxi aur Bus ek ghante mei ek

He notices his bus approaching. JAI Aaaa gayi

Jai runs to the bus stop but unfortunately the overcrowded bus doesnt stop. JAI Aai ruko stop thaamba boss

He runs behind the bus but fails to catch it. JAI Shi

Thats when he spots a rickshaw and a cab standing next to each other. He calculates in thin air Taxi + Office = Rs.87/-

Rickshaw + Office = Rs.54/-

Rs.54/- < Rs.87/-Option Rickshaw starts glowingCaption --- CALCULATIVE

The calculation vanishes from the thin air. JAI Rickshaw

Goes forward but the Richshaw is gone He looks at the cab

JAI Taxi

Hhas no other option but to take the cab but as he sits inside

JAI Churchgate

DRIVER 100 rupye

JAI Meter daalo na DRIVER Taxi mili shukr manao meter bhi chahiye

A guy comes GUY Boss dedh sau doonga churchgate chaloge

Taxi drives away

JAI Chal beta... Pakad ab gyarah number ki bus jab tak ki doosra rickshaw nahi mil jaata

Jai starts running.

Scene 4.Ext/ Road/ Morning[Jai, Sheena, Karan, Jaanu, Street Dog]

Sheena is affectionately feeding the street dogs.. Her t-shirt has a slogan Even Animals Have Life (or something to that affect)

PAAKHI John behave yourself Nandu kaise ho tum yeh tumhari blood report hai Infection nikal gaya hai ab tum jo chahe khaa sakte ho isliye tumhare liye yeh Gives him some special packed food she has got she is talking to dogs like hiuman beings calling each one by a name Her expensive car is parked on the other side for the road where we can see and an expensive dog (Jaanu) at the back seat of the car continuously barking at the street dogs. SHEENA(looks at Jaanu) Jaanu dont be jealous friends hai tumhare baitthe raho vahin am coming

A caption -- ANIMAL LOVER.

Sheena continues feeding the street dogs. SHEENA Vet mujhe bata rahi thi ki tum sabke liye bhi vegetarian diet bahut achhi hai

Jaanu jumps off of the car window.. heads towards Sheena who is unaware of this. A speeding car comes from the other end of the road. Tension builds up. Karan (the driver of the car) notices the dog and promptly applies the brake but too late. Jaanu is hit by the car and bounces up in the air. Sheena notices that screams

SHEENA Jaanu!!!!!!!!! The car screeches to halt. Simultaneously Jai who is desperately running to save his job notices Karan hitting the dog. JAI(smiling) Thok diya bhai ne kutte ko sorry brother jaldi mein hoon varna galle laga leta

While looking at him he trips and thud falls on the ground. And as he falls and gets up Jaanu comes and falls in his arms Sheena on the other side runs towards the car screaming

SHEENA Hey you you BLOODY MURDERER andhe ho kya dikhta nahi hai Karan who is about to get out of the car to help the dog realizes that he hit Sheenas dog. KARAN Oh god Jaanu, Sheena aur itni bheed Samjhaana mushkil ho jayega Jaanu shi Looks around where jaanu has fallen notices Jaanu falling into Jais arms. Karan is relieved. KARAN Thank god jaanu is safe ab meri safety isi mein hai ki mai yahan se nikal jaoon Agar Sheena ne dekh liya to kabhi shaadi nahi karegi mujhse

And Karan starts the car and drives away. Sheena screams

SHEENA Ruko stop you bloody dog hitter

Jai is disgusted to see an annoying dog into his arms. He shudders and is about to throw the dog away when Sheena comes Jai is just staring at her smiing looking at Sheena Its kind of love at first sight for Jai VOICE (JAI)

Ladki pyaari pyaari si pandrah minute pahle socha aur mil gayi aaj ka din to bahut hi achha hai yaar Tochan yaar har roz sapne mein aaya karSheena comes up to Jai SHEENA Baby jaanu

Looks at jai who looks lost

SHEENA Excuse me

JAI Jji

Comes out of his reverie Sheena smiles SHEENA Thanks

JAI Kkkkkis liye

SHEENA Janoo ko bachane ke liye

Jai now looks at Jaanu who is still in jais arms and now smiles falsely

JAI Aaa yyyeh oh baby its ok kuchh nahi hua hai you are fine hum us gaadi waale ko jail bhijwayenge usse samjhayenge ki Iss dharti par jitna uska adhikaar hai utna tumhara bhi you belong to this world (Now starts his drama) kaise log hai (Louder)

kaise log hai yeh (loudest like a speech) I mean kaise log hai yeh itne cute bachhe ko takkar maarkar bhaag jaate hai rukte bhi nahi haiSheena stares at him smiling

SHEENA Its so nice to see ki aap jaise log bhi hai jo insaanon aur jaanwaro mein farak nahi samajte

JAI Insaan bhi toh ek jaanwar hain Social animal you see (suddenly Jai becomes nana patekar and rises his pitch) aur phir fark kya hai yeh mera khoon, yeh kutte ka khoon Ek hi rang, ek hi jaise vitamins, eek hi jaisa dard, jab banana vale ne farak nahi kiya toh hum aur tum kaun hote hain farak karne vale Sheena is impressed with Jais lecture. After seeing the blood, suddenly jai realizes that he is hurt

JAI Khoon??

Sheena looks at the Jaanus blood SHEENA Jaanu ka Khoon JaanooJais reaction FINICKY CutScene 5 Hospital/ Day Int.[Jai, Sheena, Veterinarian, Ambience if needed]

Operation Theaters light is on. We see worried Sheena and irritated Jai waiting. Jai is still bleeding but yet to get any medical attention. But it doesnt affect him. His eyes are glued on Sheena. VOICE (JAI)

Matlab ek hi hai one piece item Suddenly looks at his watch its 11 AM VOICE (JAI)

Shit vaise tochan bhi ek hi hai one piece item office nahi pahuncha to

Again he starts his calculation in thin air.Jai + Chokri = No Naukri

Jai + Naukri = Lots of ChokriesNaukri > ChokriNaukri

So he opts for Naukri. He is about to take off when the Veterinarian comes out of the operation theater

DR Sorry hum aapke jaanu ko bachcha nahi paaye

Sheena breaks downA text appears SENSITIVE

She hugs Jai and cries Jai is enjoying the hug. He too wants to hold her tight. He stops for a moment and thinks VOICE (JAI) Abbe ladki ro rahi hain aur tu chance maar raha hain --- CHANCE MARU

The text CHANCE MARU slaps on the screen. Jai hugs Sheena tight.

Scene 6 Call Center Day Int.[Jai, Sheena, Neha, Tochan, Ambience]

6a.Int / Any Bed Room / Day

[Sushs Mom, Sush](6)It seems that Romi is engrossed in his work but actually he is utilizing the office computer to chat with a stranger named Sush ROMI Puja pppuja to mai har subah karta hoon Uske bina to mera din shuru hi nahi hota hai

And he looks at a girl passing by all smiles ROMI Hi Puja ( mutters to himself) sexyGets back to chatting as the girl sends a message

MESSAGE Good mujhe aise hi ladke pasand hai jo career ke saath saath paatth puja bhi karte rahein hamari khoob jamegi

Romi smiles hurriedly types the message ROMI Am surePar do logon ke jamne ke liye, unka milna zaroori hai To hum kab jamenge mera matlab kab milenge

Message

Bahut jald bye Romi take care

Romi

Bye Sush you too take care am sure tum is duniya ki sabse khubsoorat ladki hoMessage

And am sure ki tum bhi bahut handsome ho Cut To(6a)

We show an elegant house wife in her early 50s chatting from her bedroom desktop receiving that message from RomiShe smiles and closes the window In the background Sush appears talking on her mobileSushPls tu rona band kar haan haan mai bas nikal rahi hoon bye

Closes the phone

Sush

Mom mai Sheena ke yahan jaa rahi hoon shaam ko late ho jayega

Mother looks at Sush who looks tense

Mother

Arre sun to

Sush

Pls mom baad mein

Sush leaves

Mother

Huh mai iske liye ladke dhoondti rahti hoon aur yeh hai ki saheliyon se fursat hi nahi hai isse

Shakes her head smilingMother

Par jo bhi ho, chhora saru chhe

Smiles we know she is a gujju mom looking for a boy for her daughter

Cut To

(6b)Romi is happy walking around looking in the glassRomi

Yes do baar chatting mein pat gayiyahi to magic hai Romi ka bas I hope is baar na yeh 50 saal ki aunty nikle na sau kilo ki ghanti hey god is baar to koyi dhhang ki se milwa dijiye Dances in his TRADEMARK style. Neha, who is sitting in next desk, looks up

Neha

Kya hua?

RomiHone de phir bataungaNehaTu aur tere stupid superstitions

Looks at her watch

Neha

Jai idiot ab tak nahi aaya aaj bhi ek ghanta late uttha hai

Romi

Tune phone kar diya hoga subah subah

Neha smiles

Neha

Haan kiya tha

Romi smiles

Romi

Tu uski alarm clock hai, uski life ki watchman hai hai kya tu

Neha

Shut up

Romi smiles

Romi

Le aa gaya

Neha looks up and notices Jai desperately running in the corridor and banging at the glass door.

Scared Jai enters the office.All are busy working Jai quietly heads towards his desk making sure no one catches him entering late a hand comes from behind and grabs his shoulder Petrified Jai stops Pindrop silence Voice

Aaj phir late..LATE LATIFSpeaks in heavy baritone Frame freezes and the caption LATE LATIF appearsJai, without turning starts apologizing in Amol Palekars style. He gives a ridiculous excuse. Jai(In Amol Palekars innocent style)Sorry SIR mai to aaj subah time par uttha tha, time par ghar se nikla tha bhaagna bhi time par shuru kar diya tha bhaagta hua office ki ore aa raha tha ki achanak aasmaan mein udta ek kutta dikhayi diya aur who kutta aasman se gira aur mujh par atka Phir mera khoon aur uska khoon ek ho gaya SIR.. bhaagte bhaagte mai usse hospital lekar gaya jahan jaanu ne bhau bhau karke apni aakhri saans li tab jaakar mai saans le paaya us late doggie ke chaaker mein mai bhi late ho gaya Sir [Note:While talking to Tochan, Jai always uses Amol Palekars soft innocent style]

Pindrop silence for

All burst out laughing. Jai turns around and realizes that its not his boss but his friend Romi. Neha is standing next to him. Jai is relived to see that its not Tochan..

RomiDOG?? HOSPITAL? AUR TU?? BULLSHIT!!

Jai

Abbe kabhi kabhi mai sach bol leta hoon aur yeh bilkul sach hai

NehaPls Jai khud kutte bhi jante hain ki tujhe kutton se kitni nafrat hai ab sach bata meeting ke liye kyon nahi aaya har roz late yeh sab kya haiJai

Yaar roz koshish karta hoon ki time par pahuchoon magar roz koi na koyi gadbad ho hi jaati hain Tochan ne kuch kaha kya?

NehaKismetwaala hai ki aaj boss bhi late hain

Jai(his attitude changes) Aaah phir theek hai naashta order kar bhookh lagi hai

RomiSun be tere liye birthday gift laaya hoon

NehaMagar jai ka birthday toh 7 mahine pehle chala gayaJai

So what gift ke liye mai hamesha tayyar hoon

Romi takes out a coffee mug which has Tochan picture dressed as Hitler and the name Tochan is written on it. Jai

Tochan dil to karta hai ek maroon aur iske tukde tukde kar doon par nahi mai tochan ko ek vaar mein nahi maroonga har roz is cup mein garam garam chay daloonga ubalti hui khaulti hui isse tadpaoonga aur zinda rakhoonga heheheheThe three have a good laugh. Someone alarms them

Man1

Tochan aa gaya

All rush to their respective desks and pretend to be working. Jai too pretends to be engrossed in his work. Jai has the cup in hands pushing it amidst files covering it completely hiding it Tochan enters the office and heads towards his cabin.Man1

Good morning sir

Girl1

Good morning sir

All greet him one by one. Tochan crosses Jais desk, stops, comes back, and looks at Jai. Jai greets him in amol palekar styleJai

Good Morning sir kaise hai aap sir how is this morning treating you sir

Tochan picks a file

Jai

Aaa ABC Consultants ki file hai sir. Inka order aaj deliver ho jayega

Tochan picks a second file

Jai

Bangroo and Associates sir maine saari baat kar li hai aap chinta mat kijiye sir gangroo will handle bangroo aap mere adarsh hai sir mai mahnat aur mushakkat karke aapki tarah banna chahta hoon Tochan has picked various files and his eyes now fall on the cup hidden Jais face falls he cant stop tochan

Jai(trembling)Aaaaaaap mera role model hai sir mmmmmmere hero

And Tochan sees the photo turns the cup back

Tochan

Mujhe khushi hai ki tum meri itni izzat karte ho Jai... nice coffee mug -- TOCHAN Jai realizes that Tochan saw his Hitler picture.

Jai

Oh shit..shit..shit meri kismet itni Pandu kyun hain yaar?

A caption superimposes PANDU KISMAT!!His intercom rings.. Jai answers

Jai

Yes sir Yes sir je sir i will be there sirHe replaces the receiver.. looks at his friends.. gestures that he is screwed. towards Tochans cabin..

Cut

Scene 7 Int / Call Center / Day

[Jai, Sheena, Neha, Tochan, Ambience]

Jai enters Tochans glass cabin. From Neha and Romis POV we see Jai vis--vis Tochan inside Tochans glass cabin Tochan now looks at him

Tochan

Mera kya naam hai Jai

Jai

Ji Toch aaa Tttttttrilochan Mmmmoolchand Bbbbalachand SinghaniaTochan

Right is shahar ke sabse bade Call Centre ka maalik mere galli ke kuchh kutte mujhe Tochan Tochan kahkar bulaya karte the

Jai

Sir kutton ne aapko bulya aur aapko sunayi de gaya you are a talented man sir Tochan

Yes I am a talented man jab bhi koyi kutta mujhe Tochan kahkar bulata hai mujhe sunayi de jaata hai

Jai

Kis kis kutte ne aapko is naam se bulaya hai sir aap mujhe bataiye mai un sab kutton ko kutte ki maut maroonga

Tochan

Shut up

And now Tochan starts offIn an animated conversation we see Tochan blasting Jai. Neha and Romi cant hear a single word. All they can see is that Jai is avoiding eye contact and listening quietly. Neha looks worried for Jai. Romi looks at NehaRomiTu itni tension mein kyon hai pahli baar to hai nahi jab Tochan Jai ki le raha hai

NehaChup kar romi aaj mera dil keh raha hain ki kuchh bura hone waala hai

Romi

Rahu kaal mein jo Tochan ke saamne jayega uska achha to ho nahi sakta hai Neha

Shut up astrology numerology kabhi Dil ki baat dil se suna kar

Romi

Oye tu to dil ki baat kar mat khud aajtak apne Dil ki baat to kahi nahi hai tune

Neha

Excuse me!!Almost taken by surprise Romi smilesRomi

Jaa ghus jaa cabin mei, Tochan ko bol excuse me sir do minute baad daant lena is idiot ko, Jai ka haath pakad aur bol I love u

NehaKya bakwaas kar raha hai tu

RomiCome on saara office jaanta hain ki tere dil mein jai ke liye kya hain

NehaSivaye Jai keRomiWo to idiot hai kabhi nahi samjhega tujhe usse batana padega samjhana padega Thats when Jai comes out of the Tochan cabinNeha

Kya hua JaiJai angrily looks at Romi

Jai

Kis kameenay ne, bathroom ki dewaar par, tochan ki car par, aur us Parking ke jhaad par TOCHAN TOCHAN likha hain??RomiOopsJai(shouts)Kameenay teri vajah se aaj meri naukri jaa rahi hainNehaJjai pppar Tochan ne kaha kya

JaiKuchh khaas nahi chhoti si shart rakhi hai shaam 5 baje tak 20 laakh rupye ke laptops bechne hai mujhe bas

Romi

But thats impossible teri naukri to gayi packing shuru karJai(shouts)Tu chupkar sab teri vajah se (softly) vaise haan yaar main toh mahine mein mushkil se 20000 ka business laata hoon shaam tak 20 laakh ka business kahan se le aaoonga packing shuru kar hi leta hoon naukri jaani hi hain toh 5 baje tak mahnat kyon karoon

NehaPls Jai jab tak haar hui nahi hai, jeet ke chances hai koshish to kar aage jjo hoga dekha jaayega

Jai

Kya dekha jayega mai sham ke 5 baje tak 20 laakh ke laptops mazaak hai kya

NehaTu akela nahi hai Jai hum sab bhi to hai sab help karenge teri karenge naLooks around and shouts

Guy1

Haan haan jai tu koshish to karJai looks around

CutScene 8Int / Call Center / Day

[Jai, Sheena, Neha, other sales executives Ambience]

8a.Different cuts of the customers whom they are tying to sell the laptop

The entire office starts dialing the number..

Man1

Hi madam this is jai calling from XYZ computers

Man2

Hi madam this is jai calling from XYZ computers

NehaJi haan sir mai ladki hoon aur mera naam Jai hai do you have any problem with that?

Entire office is desperately trying to help jai..

We show the changing time in the digital wall clock --- 12.30pm, 1.30, 2.30, 3.30, 4.30pm..

We see some call are successful some are not.

Finally its 4.55pm

Jai is desperately trying to sell the laptop

Jai

Sir hamare laptop features best hai aur hamare laptops le saath do saal ka warranty hai discount bhia chha hai sir

Disconnects the phone looking disheartened Neha is in his desk

Neha

Pure office ki sales milakar kuchh das laakh hue hainJaiAb to pcking shuru kar doon

Neha5 mnute ab bhi hai

Jai

To kya ho jayega paanch minute mein yeh kar raha hoon aakhri phone huh Jai dials a random number.Cut

Scene 9.Ext/ Sheenas house / Evening [Sheena, Sush, Karan]

9a.Int / Call Center / Evening[Jai, Sheena, Neha, other sales executives Ambience]

Sush is trying to console crying Sheena over Jaanus loss. SushDont cry Sheena who jo bhi hai bachkar nahi jayega police usse dhoond legi

SheenaPolice chhod bhi degi to mai usse zaroor dhoond loongi aur jis din wo mere saamne aa gaya mmmai mmai usse

Is facing Karan as she says this

Karan

Shhhheena wwoh mmmai kahna chah raha tha ki

He is about to confess his crime Sheenas phone rings. SheenaHello

Jai

Hello maam mai Jai mera aur company intro ka waqt nahi hai bas aapko ek zabardast Laptop scheme ke bare mein batana hai

SheenaSorry I am not interested

Jai

Maam aap scheme sunengi hi nahi to interested kaise hongi

SheenaMaine kaha mujhe nahi chajiye I have a loptopJaiMaam thoda aur wish karoachcha laptop fish karo aisi scheme, aisa discount aur aisa salesman kahin nahi milega aapko Sheena(yells)

Maine kaha na mujhe aapka product nahi chahiye Aapko samajh nahi aata ki mai dukhi hoon

JaiMat lijiye product apna dukh hi bata dijiye

SheenaExcuse me!!!Jai

Aap mera sales target nahi baant sakti hai par mai aapka dukh to baant sakta hoon kya hua boyfriend ne ditch kiya SheenaWill you pls shut up its none of your business

Jai

Haan agar boyfriend ka maamla hai to vakayi its none of my business mat bataiye, par agar koyi aur dukh hai to baantkar dekhiye salesman cum accountant hoon ledger ke aise head mein aapke dukh ko daal doonga ki dhoondne se bhi nahi milega

SheenaMera dog mar gaya hai he was he was so dear to me Jai quickly covers the mouthpiece

Jai

Aaj saare kutto ki maut kyun aayi hai?...

Sheena

Sun liya mera dukh ab suniye for the last time I dont want your product THANK You Very much

Jai now talks on phoneJai

Hello hello kkkya kaha aapne ek kutte ki maut I mean aapke kutte ki maut phir to aapko yeh laptop lena hi chahiye

SheenaExcuse me JaiMaam ab suniye ek kuttte ki kahani is salesman ki zabaani 2008 ka Mumbai survey kahta hai ki is shahar mein 2 lakh chauttis hazaar paanch sau chhahattar kutte hai har kutte ko din bhar ka khaana milta hai das rupye mein aur agar aaj aap mujhse pachaas hazaar ka ek laptop lengi to hum isme se paanch hazaar rupye animal welfare organization ko denge yaani paanch sau kutton ko aaj ek din ka khaana milega agar aap 3 laptop lengi ek laakh rupye ke to matlab animal welfare ke hisse mein das hazaar yaani ek hazaar kutton ka khaana agaer aaap das laakh ke laptops leti hai to samjhiye aaj aapne is shahar ke ek laakh kutton ke khaane ka intezaam kar diya hai sochiye aapke dog ki aatma ko kya shaanti milegi ahaha aisi shaanti har kutte ko mile (PAUSE) to kahiye maam kya aap apne kutte ko aisi shaanti dena chahengi

Sheena is impressed

SheenaAre you sure ki agar mai das laakh ke laptops loon to ek laakh kutton ko khaana milega

Jai looks at the time its 4.59pmJai

Ofcourse milega maam laptops ki warranty ke saath saath aapko donation slip bhi mil jayegi magar yeh scheme agle 1 minute mein khatam ho jayegi isliye sochne ka waqt nahi hai, bas karne ka waqt hai haan ya naCam charges on Sheena

SheenaHaan mai das laakh ke laptops kharid rahi hoon

A caption comes IMPULSIVEJai (super excited)Maam apna credit card number dijiye jaldiJai starts pressing the keyboard of his computer like a maniac and start feeling the forms

RomiBechara naukri jaane ke sadme se pagal ho gayaJai presses the ENTER button.. computer says SOLD.. and simultaneously the digital wall clock shows 5pm..

Jai is dancing

Jai

Yes yes yes yesOn the other end Sheena is happy

SheenaThank you salesman tumne mera din bana diya

Jai

Aapne bhiThey disconnect the call Neha and gang are happy.. Sheena looks at Karan

SheenaMaine theek kiya naKaran

Tum khush ho naSheenaHaanKaran

Toh phir theek kiya Jais intercom rings again.. he proudly answers

Jai

Yes sir hmm ya ya.. ok yup right awayJai jestures a thumbs up to his friends and walks confidently to Tochan with the sales report. 10.Int/ Tochans Cabin / Evening

[Jai, Tochan]10aExt/ Office Building/ Evening (stock shot)

Tochan is seething with anger. Jai enters. Tochan stares at Jai. Jai smiles victoriously. Jai proudly puts the sales report on the table

Jai

Sir target achieve kar liya hai yeh rahi saari details

Instead of showing any interest in file Tochan is staring at jai.. The is breathing heavily Voice(Jai)

Dekhobolti bundh kar di mote tochan kiTochan finally blasts like a volcano

Tochan

Tumhari himmat kaise hui meri beti ko das laakh rupye ka choona lagane ki you cheat you chor tumne jaan boojhkar mujhse badla lene ke liye yeh sab kiya hai you are a dangerous man get out

Tochans voice fades out gradually as camera starts traveling out of the window, captures the entire office building11.Ext/ Light House/ Sunset

[Jai, Neha]Jai is sad

Jai

Yaar pata nahi yeh Tochan mujhse itni nafrat kyon karta hai kya mai is type ka aadmi hoon ki log nafrat kare ya is type ka ki log pyaar kare hey neha bol na

NehaTochan tujhe theek se janta nahi hai bas yahi problem hai jo tujhe jaan lein who tujhse nafrat kar hi nahi sakta

Jai

Tu mujhe janti hai na

She nods

Jai

Tu mujhse nafrat nahi karti hai na

She shakes her head in a No

Jai

Yes yeh jaankar hamesha achha lagta hai ki hamse pyaar karne waale nafrat karne waalon se zyada hai (shouts happily) abbe tochan karta rah nafrat pyaar karne ke liye Neha hai mere paasJAI SAYS IT VERY MATTER OF FACTLY, Neha however is looking at him all smiles its evident she loves him

Cut12.Int/ Sush House / Night

[Sushs Mom, Sush]12a.Romis house/ Night

[Romi, Jai]

Sushs mother is chatting/ flirting with Romi in a decent manner. Mother

Hi we meet again

Romi

Yeh meeting bhi koyi meeting hai jahan mai tumhe dekh nahi

sakta tumhari awaaz bhi nahi sun sakta shiMother smiles there is a pandit sitting with her tallying the kundlisMother

Itni bechayni kya hai mil bhi lenge vaise thank you apni kundli bhejne ke liyeRomi

Par tumne meri kundli maangi kyon hai

Mother smilestypesMother

Yeh dekhne ki hamare kitne gun milte hai

Pandit smiles looking up from the kundlisPandit

Saare ke saare Chhattis gun aur lakshan sab milte hain

Mother

Thank you panditji yeh aapki dakshina

Gives him money Pandit leaves

Mother

Pata hai hamare saare gun aur lakshan milte hain

Romi

Iske liye kundli ki kya zaroorat thi, mujhse pooch leti mai vaise hi bata deta

Romi, in his boxers/pajamas and is enjoying too. Romi

Mai to subah sham tumhare bare mein hi sochta hoon

Mother

Mai bhi

(In the background Jai is busy checking classifieds. Thus we establish that both Jai and Romi are actually roomies)

Mother

Milne se pahle ek baar tumhari tasveer dekhni hai

Romi

Kyon

Mother

Kya pata tum sachmuch 24 saal ke romi ho yab 80 saal ke homi

Romi

Theek hai agar mai abhi tasveer bhej doon to kal milogi

Mother

Haan pakka miloongi

Romi voulenteers to send his picture. He runs through all his pictures in his folder

Romi

Shi inme se koyi bhi bhejne laayak nahi hai

None of it is worth sending when he spots Jais photo

Romi

Oh yes yeh hai na photon bhejne laayak aur achha hai kaandha kisi aur ka nishana apna ek baar nishana lag jaye phir kaandha side peaur romi aage

So he decides to sends Jais pictureHe looks at Jai and smiles

JaiKya

RomiKuch nahi I love uJai

Abbe dekh samajhke bola kar zamana kharaab hai Sushs mother receives Jais picture and instantly likes the guy

Mother

Oh yeh to bada sonna hai (types) mai aapse milne ke liye tayyar hoon

Romi gets back to typing

Romi

Theek hai to kal Hotel Romantica theek ek baje vaise mai bhi tumhara photo dekhna chahoonga

Mother

Aaabhi nahi kal mujhe hi dekh lena table number 20 par tumhara intezaar karoongi pink dress meinBye byeRomi starts jumping up and down and dance in his TRADEMARK style

JaiKya huaRomiJai mere bhai tu jaanta hain ki mujhe bachpan se shaadi karne ka kita shauk hain lagta hain voh shauk bahut hi jaldi pura ho jayega agar tu chahe tohJai(puzzled) Mere chahane se teri shaadi?

Cut ToSushs House

Sush looks up irritated

Sush

No mom No way mai yeh stupid sa pink dress pahankar kisi stupid se ladke se milne nahi jaoongi

Mother holding the dress, ignores her and continues smiling

MotherTable number 20 hotel romantic aaj gyarah baje

Sush

Mom Pls

MomChhora saaru chhe Sush tu ek baar photo dekh le phir decide kar

SushNo mom aur aapko sharam nahi aati apni beti ke liye iss tarah ladka dhoondhate huye?

MomArre sharam ki kya baat hai bakayda kundli milakar ladka dhoonda hai bas Sush banker thodi si baatein ki hai jaane se pahle tujhe sab bata doongi kya kya baatein hui hai teri saari tayyari karwake bhejoongi ladka achha hai flirty hai par shaadi karna chahta hai time pass type nahi hai ek baar jaakar toh dekhSush closes the door of her room.

(transition to the next scene)

13.Int/ DCP Polices Room/ Day

[Tochan, Karan, IG, Inspector, Peon]

A closed door opens and we see an Inspector entering IGs

cabin.IG, Tochan and Karan. Inspector is standing next to the

IG.. IG is holding the picture of the deceased dog and says in avery sorry tone

IG

Mai samajhta hoon Singhania saab ki yeh aapki family ke liye

kitna bada loss hai

He gives that photo to the inspector

IGInspector jaanu ke qaatil ko dhoondne mein koyi kami nahi honi

chahiye

Look at Tochan Inspector with strong determination

Inspector

Sure sir Main aapse vada karta hoon do din who khooni hawaalat

mein hoga

Tochan

Thank you

Inspector bows comes out of the cabin and bumps into a peon who

Is holding a tray full of snacks and tea.

InspectorChayaaaila idhar insaan kutte ki maut marta hain osske khooni

ka koi ataa-pata nahi aur budhdha kutte ke khooni ko dhoondhne ki

baat kar raha hain faltoo timepass

He throws photograph in the dustbin)Tochan Kraan walk out in th corridor

Tochan

Karan, Sheena ne chaubbis ghante se kuchh nahi khaaya hai mujhe samajh nahi aa raha beta ki usse kaise normal karoon

Camera captures Karans reaction who is feeling responsible for all this. The two get in the car CutScene 14 Int/ Sheenas Room/ Day[Sheena, Sush, Karan, Jaanu]

Scene 15Any/ Caf or Call center canteen/ Day[Jai, Romi, Neha]

Intercut pleaseSush is with Sheena

SheenaPls sush tu janti hai meri haalat and you want me to come for

this bloody date

SushChal na yaar pls ghar se baahar niklegi, tujhe bhi achha

lagega

Sheena

Nahi Sush pls No

Sush

Theek hai tu nahi chalegi to mai bhi nahi jaoongi

Suddenly jaanu (dog) comes running to Sheena.. Sheena is excited to see her.

Sheena

Jaanu

Looks overjoyed, she starts playing with jaanuJaanu is also waving the tail. She forgets all her sorrow.

Sheena

Pppar jaanu to yyeh

She looks up at karan who is at the doorstep, smiling

Karan

Yeh Pinky hai jaanu ki beti yaad hain isse mai le gaya tha, apne dost ke liye aaj iski sabse zyada zaroorat tumhe hai so vaapis le aaya aaj se hhum isse bhi janoo kahkar bulayenge OkSheena looks at Karan a smile coming on her face and then smiling all excited

Sheena

Karan Oh god yeh meri life ka best gift hai aur tum duniya ke best fianc ho

She hugs Karan in excitement. We can see guilt in Karans eyes.

Intercut

Office

Neha looks up

NehaJai iss romi ki baat mat maannaCam pans and we reveal Jai Romi face to face Jai thoughtful

JaiTu pakka ek mahine tak, room mein jhadu lagayega?

RomiDo mahine tak

JaiPocha?

RomiChal voh bhi..

JaiKapda bartan?

RomiKapda nahi sirf bartan

Jai thinks for few seconds

Jai

Chal theek hain par teri bike phir 2 mahine ke liye meri

Romi

Done

Jai

Theek hai, mai teri jagah jaane ke liye tayyar hoon

Neha(very angry and jealous)Jai jhaadu pochha bike kapde in cheezon ke liye tum jhooth bolene ke liye taiyaar ho

Jai

To aadmi jhooth aur kisliye bolta hai

Neha

You are UnbelievableShe walks away Jai wonders

Jai

Isse kya hua

RomiTu ladki se milne ja raha hai na jealous hai

JaiPar yeh kyon jealous hai

RomiGadhe dimaag laga samajh aa jayega chal chalkar tayyar hote hai aaj date hai hamari

Intercut with Karan looks up

Karan

Date!!!

SheenaIski date hai par mujhe chalne ke liye kah rahi hai

Sush

Karan mai door se usse dekhna chah rahi hoon ki asal mein insaan kaisa hai jis ladki ke saath hai bas usse hi dekhta hai ya aas paas bhi nazar jaati hai u never know ladka bahut achha ho, shayad mujhe mera soulmate mil jaaye pls Karan Sheena looks at karan

Sheena

Mai chali jaoon date par

Karan nods with a smile. She jumps with excitement and kisses karan on his cheek

Sheena

Thankkkkkk youuuuuuu....

The kiss comes as a pleasant surprised for Karan.

CutScene 16PBS1

Love Mein Song

Starts with Karans philosophy for love. For him love is Sheena..

Sheena and Jai are trying different clothes. Sush and Romi are helping them respectively. Sush and Romi are defining what love means to them Their idea about love is very very filmy. For Romi, he will bump into the girl, strike a Raj Kapoor- Nargis RK banner pose, gazes will lock and he will know that the girl is his soulmate.

Sheena and Jai have no definition of love.

According to Sush when she will meet her soul mate it will start raining, lightening will strike, breeze will blow and our gazes will be locked.

Again Sheena and Jai have no definition of love. Neha love is more silent and unspoken. She believes that if the love is true, then the message will reach to her soul-mate. Throughout audience knows that Neha is in love with Jai. Both Jai & Sheena are looking stunning and Neha & Karan are mesmerized to see them. Finally at the end of the song, Jai-Romi and Sheena-Sush reach the gate the meeting venue Hotel Romantica

Very young & fresh treatment in terms of music, lyrics and choice of singers.

Scene 17 Int / Hotel Romantica Gate / Morning

Hotel Romantica is painted in romance. Sheena is in great rush as she is late. Suddenly she trips and a hand comes holds her from the lower back and prevents her from falling. No price for guessing that the guy is over very own Jai. Both strike a Raj Kapoor Nargis pose from RK Films banner. Suddenly a small kid presses the fire alarm by mistake.

The sprinklers on the ceiling turn on and start showering water. The lights in the background suddenly start flickering, thus give a lightening effect. A waiter in the background speaks

Waiter

Oh bhaiyya light theek karo

Instead of switching off the light, the person turns on the table fan thus breeze start blowing. Gazes are still locked. Its love at first sight for both of them. A nice romantic moment between the two till the hotel staff switch off the sprinkler, light and fan.

Scene 18.Ext / Hotel Romantica / Night

[Jai. Sheena, Romi, Sush, Waiter, Ambience]

Candle lit table. Jai is staring at Sheena who is drying her hair and looking stunning. Sheena handovers the towel to the waiter and joins Jai. Jai is staring at her hypnotized by her beauty. Sheena returns the towel

Sheena

Mere liye chay garam really hotWaiterAur sir. Aapke liye what should I get for you?

Jai is in a daze. Waiter repeats his question again.Waiter

Sir wat should I get for you

Jai again fails to react. SheenaAaap kuchh lenge

Jais trance breaks.

JaiAaap mmatlab aap jo lengi wohi Make it two please

Waiter leaves. Sheena now smiles at JaiSheenaHi and thanks girte huon ko pakadne ka kaafi experience hai aapko pahle mere jaanu ko pakda aur ab mujhe thank you us din ke liye bhi aur aaj ke liye bhi

JaiIts ok Jaanu ko to bachaakar bhi nahi bacha paaya aapko bachane ke liye khud gir jaoonga, mar jaoonga, mit jaoonga

Sheena smiles

Sheena

Hi Sheee ssorry sush

Jai

Hi Jjja Rrrromi

As they are chitchatting, in the background we see Romi and Sush simultaneously occupying the same table right.Sush

Hello pahle mai baitthi hoon aap kisi aur table par chale jaiye

Romi

Nahi pahle mai baittha hoon, aap kisi aur table par chale jaiye

Sush looks around and realizes that all the tables are occupied. SushMmmmai kahin nahi jaoongi

Romi looks around, he can also see there is no space

Romi

Aaa. Jjjjjagah to bahut hai par mai bhi kahin nahi jaoonga

Sush

To theek hai baitthe raho mujhe kya

Romi

Mujhe bhi kya baitthi raho

Waiter comes

Waiter

Madame wat will u have

Sush

Coffee black

Waiter

Sir

Romi

Coffee black

Waiter walks away

Sush

Copycat

Romi

HuhThey are busy fighting. Jai and Sheena one by one look at them, and pretend as if they dont know that fighting couple. Actually Sheena and Jai are not bothered too. They are enjoying each others company. Sheena

To aap girte hue logon ko bachane ke alawa kya karte hain

Jai(smiles)Karna to bahut kuchh chahta tha athlete banna chahta tha bhaagta bhaagta call centre ki naukri par aakar ruka hoon par race abhi baaki hai

In the meantime time the waiter serves hot tea. Jai drinks the tea Sheena also drinksSheena

Nice tea

Jai giggles to himself Sheena looks at him

Sheena

Kya hua

Jai

Aapko yeh chay nice lag rahi hai to kkkya kahoon mai hansi aa rahi haisorry bahut ghatiya chay hai Ali bhai ne pee hoti to is waiter ke muh par maarte

Sheena

Excuse me yeh Ali bhai kaun hai?Jai

Irani Caf ke maalik kya chay banate hain ahahaha who bhi sirf do rupye mein

Sheena

Excuse me dont tell me ki do rupye mein kahin chay milti hai

Jai

Dont tell me ki tumne aajtak iraani caf ki chay nahi pee hai

SheenaIraani caf hai kahan

JaiArre vahi apne world famous laaljibhai samosewala se right

SheenaLaaljibhai samosewala???

Jai

To tumne laaljibhai ke samose bhi nahi khaaye teen rupye ka samosa bestest matlab tumne chironjibhai ki kachodi bhi nahi khaayi hogi aur Pandey ji ki paani puri bhi nahi shi saari zindagi Mumbai mein guzaar di par jee hi nahi ho bilkul what a waste.

Sheena looks sad Jai notices that

JaiAb hamare paas do options hai ya to hum is five star mein baitthkar yeh sadi si chay peeyein ya baahar nikle aur Explore ek baar is shahar ko meri nazron se dekhkar dekho mazaaa aayega wat say Five star ya Explore Sheena looks at Jai

Sheena

EXPLORE

SmilesScene 19 PBS 1. Continues

Sheena and Jai are traveling in bus, eating paani puri, having chai and all the small thing which Sheena had never done before.. Now they are singing I think now I am understanding the meaning of love.. its all about togetherness and finding choti choti khushi

In the background we see Romi and Sush following them.. sometimes they land up in the same bus and fight for the seat, sometimes they take the same cab and fight for it.. sometimes they are eating at the same paanipuriwala joint and fighting over the plate.etc

Somewhere during the song Karan sees Sheena and jai toghter and instead of being jealous he feels sorry for the poor Jai and happy to see Sheena happy.Scene 20 Ext/ Light House/ Sunset

[Jai, Sheena]

Song ends and we see a picturesque Lighthouse against a setting sun.Sheena

Mujhe to pata hi nahi tha ki Mumbai mein koyi itni sundar jagah bhi hai

Jai is staring at her all smiles

Jai

Aur mujhe pata hi nahi tha ki duniya mein koyi itni sundar ladki bhi hai

Sheena(smiles)Flirt mat karo

Jai

Nahi kar raha dil se kah raha hoon apne adde par jhooth nahi kahta hoon

Sheena

Adda!!!

Jai smilesnods

Jai

Hmmm Yeh mera secret den hai mera adda place for all moods chahe mai happy hoon ya sad yahi jagah hai meriSheenaAaj tum haapy ho ya sad?

JaiHappy infact very very happyaur tum

SheenaMai kya kahoon pahli baar kisi aur ki nazar se, kisi aur ke tarike se zindagi jee hai aur yeh din meri zindagi ka sabse khubsoorat din raha haiTheir gazes lock they start coming closer they are about to kiss when their trance breaks

SheenaDer ho gayi hai mmmujhe chalna hoga

Jai

Mai chhod deta hoon

Sheena

No thanks mai chali jaoongi

Jai looks on nodsCut

Scene 21 Ext/ Road Adjoining Light House/ Sunset

[Jai, Sheena, Karan]

Sheena walks to the road; she turns around and at a distance notices that Jai still looking at her. She waves. Jai waves back. Sheena turns around when Karans car intercepts. He is here to pick up Sheena. Sheena gets a jolt as if she is just thrown out of the dream and came face to face with reality.Karan

Hi

Sheena

Hhi

Karan

Yeh kaunsi fizool si jagah par lekar aayi hai Sush tumhe

Sheena

Yeh jagah fizool nahi hai Karan

Karan

Par tum to kuchh Hotel Romantica kah rahi thi

Sheena

Pahle to vahin gaye the vahan se yahan aa gaye Karan

To kaisi thi date sach kah diya ki tum sush nahi sheena ho

SheenaNahi sush jaan se maar deti mujhe agar mai sach kah deti to

Karan

Come on us bechare ladke ko kyon bewakoof bana rahi ho pata chala usse tumse hi pyaar ho gaya phir kya karogi vaise bhi tumse pyaar hona koyi khaas mushkil nahi hai kisi ko bhi ho sakta hai Smiles In the side view mirror Sheena can see Jai dancing and jumping with joy. [please note:jai has not seen Sheena sitting in Karans car.]

CutScene 22 Int/ Call Center Canteen / Day[Jai, Adity, Romi, Ambience]

Jai is sitting in the canteen and looking at the photograph of his and Romis dressed as Jai and Veeru from Sholey sitting on a motorcycle. Neha enters

Neha

Hi

Jai

Hi

Neha

To kaisi thi date

She realizes that Jai is sad.Neha

Jai kya hua

JaiNeha tera dil kabhi bhaari bhaari hua hai

Neha

Excuse me dil bhaari kaise hota hai

Jai

Obviously Jab dil par koyi bojh ho yaar jab dil mein kuchh dabakar rakha ho kya tune aisa dil mein kuchh dabakar rakha hai jo tu apne best friend se share karna chahe magar darr lagta ho ki aisa karne se sab gadbad ho jayegi aur tu apne dost ko hamesha ke liye kho degi

Neha looks at jai

Neha

Mere saath to yeh hamesha hota hai Jai apne best friend ke saamne apne dil ki har baat kah dena chahti hoon par darrti hoon ki kahin usse kho na doon

We know that Neha is taking about Jai

JaiTo phir aise mein tukya karti hai

NehaApna muh band rakhti hoon

JaiTakleef nahi hoti hai?

NehaDost ko khone ki takleef se toh kum hi hai chalti hoon

Neha leaves Jai looks on

Jai

Yeh to confuse kar gayi hai yaar kkkya mai bhi dost ko kho doonga nahi nahi Romi yaaron ka yaar hain, who meri baat zaroor samjhega ki mai sush se usi din pyaar karne laga tha jab mai usse sadak par janoo ke saath mila tha

Thats when elated Romi enters the canteen, dancing in his TRADEMARK style.Romi

Haddippa Oye jai mere bhai mere yaar haddippaJai stops him

Jai

Romi naach mat yaar mai bata nahi paoonga sad news hai

Romi

Abbe happy news hai meri shaadi ho rahi hai agle hafte yeh raha shaadi ka card

He gives them the wedding invite. JaiSshaadi Hey congtrats yaar ladki kaun hai

Romi

Abbe Sush aur kaun Romantica love at first sight Jai is shocked as well as shattered.

JaiKya ttttera matlab teri shaadi Sush se ho rahi hai

RomiHaan

JaiMatlab who ladki jjjo us din Hotel Romantica mein thi

Romi

Haan haan vahi thanks Jai sab teri vajah se hua hai

Jai is shattered. JaiPpar Sush kkkya wo is shaadi se khush hai

RomiKhush bahut khush hai wo maine usse sab sach bata diya ki mai kaun hoon, tu kaun hai, sabkuchh

Jai

Aaaaur uuuske baad bhi wo khush hai

Romi

Oye hello kya badbada raha hai tu

Jai

Aaa nnahi kuchh nahi

Romi

Chhah ghante tak hum saath the pahle ladayi hui, phir thoda thoda pyara hone laga chauthhe paanchvein ghante tak bahut zyada pyaar ho gaya yaar phir saath saath hum uske ghar gaye uski mom itni cute hai saari tayyari karke rakhi thi pandit vandit sabkuchh vahin baat hui vahin shaadi ki tarikh tay hui aur bas card print ho gaye

Jai is just hearing all this silently

Romi

Chal bhai mai chalta hoon shaadi ki bahut saari tayyariyan karni hai Sush bhi aati hi hogi chal na neechay main tujhe sush se milata hoon

JaiNahi yaar its okthoda kaam hain

Romi

Abbe tune kab se kaam karna shuru kar diya? Chal chal na

Romi drags him downstairs.

CutScene 23.Int/ Car / DaySheena, Sush, Chauffer]

Sheena is looking at the invite looks shocked

Sheena

Wat 20 tarikh ko shaadi hai yyaani agle hafteSush

Kya karein iske baad agle atth mahine tak koyi mahurat nahi haiSheena

Lekin tu aur Romi, kal hi toh tum log mile hoSushMagar aisa lagta hain ki hum ek doosre ko janam janam se jaante hain clich hain magar sach hain hum jante hain hum donon soulmates hai

SheenaKya Romi bhi itna hi khush hai

Sush

Khud hi pooch lena hum abhi mil rahe hain usseDriver zara side mein rokna [Please Note: In this scene we also make it clear that Sush is getting married on 20th coz thats the only available date.. after that there is no auspicious wedding day for next 8months]Scene 24Ext/ Outside the office/ Day

[Jai, Sheena, Romi, Sush, Chauffer, Ambience]

Jai and Romi are waiting for Sush at the office gate. The car stops at the opposite side of the road glass window slides down Jai and Sheenas eyes meet. Romi

Who rahi sush aur uske saath hai Sheena kal jo restaurant mein thi Sush ki childhood friend haiJai looks at Sush

Jai

Oh okRomiAchhi hai meri shaadi mein apni setting kar le

Sush to Sheena

Sush

Jai Romi ka best friend aur colleague bhi

Sheena(looks at Romi)Kaun? vahi jo kal restaurant mein thaSush

Exactly chal milwati hoon tujhe

Sheena and Jais eyes meet again. Sheena

Nahi mmmai chalti hoon Karan intezaar kar raha hoga

Sush is alighting the car Buildup that soon the misunderstanding will be cleared. But at the last moment Jai receives a call from Tochan

Jai

Hello yes sir no sir yes sir no sirjee sir abhi aaya sir

He gestures that he is screws again and leaves. Jai runs inside, simultaneously Sheenas car leaves and simultaneously Sush and Romi board a cab.Romi

Hey taxi

When jai turns around he sees Romi inside the cab but Sushs face is eclipsed by Romi Jai thinks that its Sheena who is with Romi. When Sheena sees the cab, Romis face is eclipsed by Sushs face and Sheena presumes that Sush is with Jai. The look on Jai and Sheenas faces is evident Cut

Scene 25.Int / Dark Room / Night

[Jai]

Tight shot Jais face

JaiMaine iss bare mein bahut socha romi par sorry bhai ab to tujhe sach batana hi hoga actually mujhe sush se pyaar ho gaya hai

A boxing glove enters the frame and punches him hard..

Jai falls on the ground

Jai

Tu bahut gira hua aadmi hain jai

View widens and we show its jai who is wearing that boxing glove in his left hand and hitting himself. He uses his right hand to grab his own shirt collar and throws his body on the wall. Jai is constantly punishing himself for falling for Romis girl.Jai(as Romi)

Kameene teri himmat kaise hui meri sussh par nazar daalne ki

Jai(as Jai)

Yaar maine daali nahi, nazar to dal gayi

Jai(as Romi)

Ab tera gall bhi mai katoonga nahi, kat jayega

Jai(as Jai)

Romi meri maut, teri jail, sush kiski kisi teesre chu usse achha bhai na tu jail jaaye na mai maroon hamare raaste se hatt jaa bhai tu bhi jee happily ever after mai aur sush bhi jeeyein happily ever after

Jai(As Romi)

Kameene jaan le loonga teriJai(as Jai)

Nahi yaar kitna bhi samjha loon yeh meri jaan lekar hi rahega meri maut iski jail sush to kisi teesre chu ko hi milegi isse achha Romi ko hi mil jaaye theek hai romi kutte kameene mai apne pyaar ka balidaan deta hoon sacrificeMakes an announcement

Scene 26 Int/ Jewelry Shop/ Night

[Jai, Romi, Sheena, Sush, Salesmen, Ambience]

Jai and Romi are looking for the wedding ring for Sush. Romi is thoroughly confused. Romi

Jai pls yaar angoothi pasand karne mein help kar na

Jai selects a beautiful ring

Jai

Yeh le sush par achhi lagegi

Romi likes it too

Romi

Haan yaar hai to achhi Shaadi itni jaldi jaldi mein tay ho gayi ki Sush ko theek se propose bhi nahi kar paaya soch raha hoon ab propose kar hi doon par kaise karoon kuchh samajh nahi aa raha kuchh help kar na JaiAbbe tujhe sush ko propose karna hai ab teri taraf se mai to nahi kar sakta na yyyya kahe to kar doon

RomiChup be tu kyon karega tu bas madad kar bata mujhe kaise karna haiJaiBahut simple hai yaar

Jai takes the ring box

Jai

Apne ghutnon par chala jaa

Jai kneels downJai

Phir dabba khol aur bol kiJai opens the box and a strong beam of light come out of the box and falls on his face rest of the lights turn off and all we can see are the glittering diamonds everywhere on the wall. Its like a mini planetarium. Simultaneously Sheena enters the same show. The spot lights are on Jai on the floor and Sheena at the door step JaiTum vahi ho jiske sapne mujhe aksar aate the tum vahi ho jiske baal mere gaalon ko sahlaate the Tum wo raasta ho jis par chalna hi meri manzil hai AM BETTERING THISSheena is continuously walking towards him. There gazes are locked and no one is around them.

JaiMeri nazar se duniya dekh chuki ho, apni nazar se bhi to dikhao

He opens the ring box

Jai

Will you marry me?...Their gazes are still locked. In that magical moment Sheena nods. Jai is about to put the ring in her wedding finger when suddenly the lights turn on. Everyone clap, including the salesmen in the store. Jai and Sheenas trance break.

SheenaBahut special hogi who ladki jisse aisae propose kiya jaaye

Jai

Bahut special hoga wo ladka jisse aisi angoothi ke saath aisi ladki ko propose karne ka mauka mil jaaye

Sush enters the jewelry store. Sush

Hi

Romi

Hi

The four converse. Again in their conversation the misunderstanding grows stronger.Sush

Nice ring kiski pasand

Romi

Iski

Jais reaction Sheenas reactionScene 27 Int/ Sheena House / Night

[Sheena, Karan, Tochan]

Sheena is with Karan Sheena looks lostKaran

Kya baat hai Sheena sham se ajeeb sa mood hai tumharaSheena

Pata nahi Karan Sush ki shad ho rahi hai par mujhe itna ajeeb kyon lag raha hai lag raha hai jaise mai kuchh hamesha ke liye khone waali hoon ek ajeeb sa khaalipan hai mere andar

KaranI know vajah yeh hai ki Sush se pahle hamari shaadi hone waali thi aur ab tumhe lag raha hai ki sush ki shaadi ho jayegi to tum apni best friend ko kho dogiSheena looks uncertain

SheenaAchha kkkkya yahi vajah hai

KaranHaan aur mujhe yeh bhi pata hai ki iska ilaaj kya hai He take out a wedding invitation card and gives it to Sheena

SheenaYeh kiski shaadi ka card hain?

And Tochan enters

TochanTumhare aur Karan ki shaadi ka card hai beta

Sheena is shockedSheena

Jjjji

Tochan smiles

Tochan

Tum donon ki shaadi bhi 20 tarikh ko hi hogi kyonki uske baad sachmuch atth mahine tak koyi achha mahurat nahi hai

Suddenly tears start rolling down Sheenas. Karan and Tochan are shocked

KaranSheena kya hua

Even she is surprised to see the tears gushing out

Sheena

Nnnahi kuchh nahi

And she runs to her room.

KaranUncle shayad Sheena ko invitation card ka design pasand nahi aayaTochanNahi beta is card ne usse is baat ka pahla ahsaas dilaya hai ki ab usse is ghar se jaana hoga

KaranUncle mujhe aisa kyun lag raha hain ki aap saans-bahu ke serials kuch zayada hi dekhne lage ho. Tochan looks at Karan and they high five. TochanAb mujhe uncle nahi papa kahna shuru karo bees tarikh kal hi hai kal shaadi hainKaran smiles nods

Cut

Scene 28 PBS2Baaraat is on its way. Romi is sitting on a ghodi. Romi is so excited that he breaks into a song first then Jai and Neha join in. Jai is happy for Romi but at the same time he is sad for his loss. He starts imagining all the magic moments which he had with Sheena.

Intercut gloomy looking Sheena is getting dressed up as a bride. The of a new bride is missing from her face. but her father Tochan is very very happy. Tochan

Sheena oh jaldi kar beta Romis Baaraat reaches the mandap. Romi sits for the puja. The bride is being escorted for the puja Jai is shattered to see veiled bride. The feeling of loss hits him hard. He turns around, simultaneously the bride removes her ghoonghat and Jai leaves the mandap

Scene 29 Light House / Night Ext.[Jai]

Jai runs to the light house. His internal turmoil can be seen on his face. He is like a volcano which is about to erupt.

Scene 30Int/ Wedding Mandap/Night

[Romi, Sush, Neha, Sushs Mom, Panditji, Ambience]

Neha is next to Romi Bride is being escorted to Puja Mandap. Romi looks at SushRomi(smiles)Apni soulmate ko is dress mein dekhna wow its such a great feeling

Neha(smiles)Sab kuch kitna jaldi ho gaya nahi?

RomiHona hi chahiye yaar hum log iss duniya mein koi 300 saal tak to jeene aaye nahi hai pachhis ke ho chuke hai jawani ke kuchh pandrah bees saal bache hain jitna time soulmate dhoondne aur baat pakki karne mein lagayenge samjho utna kam time uske saath bitane ka milega so time is precious Aur mai bilkul time waste ke mood mein nahi tha isliye mila, baat ki aur shaadi ki simple tujhse bhi yahi kahoonga ki zyada time waste mat kar aaj baat kar kal shaadiNeha looks puzzled.

RomiJai stupid hain Neha jab tak tu usse nahi samjhayegi who nahi samjhega jaa kah de usse sabkuchhNeha

Kah doongi

Romi

Kah doongi nahi kah de aaj abhi

Neha

Romi pls

Then thinks for a moment

Neha

Romi darr lagta hain ki kahin ek sachcha dost kho na doonRomiJo dosti itni si baat par kho jaaye who kaahe ki dosti

Bride comes and sits next to Romi Neha ties Sush and Romis wedding knot

Neha

Sahi kah raha hai tu to phir aaj (Romi nods Neha smiles gets up) bye

Romi

Bye All the best

Neha smiles and runs out of the mandap Romi smilesCut

Scene 31 Light House Night Ext.[Jai, Neha]

Neha dramatically runs to Jai.. Both are vis--vis.. dramatic buildup.. Neha is panting heavily

NehaJjai... I... I.. I..Lo

Jai

I love you....

Neha is shocked as well as happyNehaPhir se kaho...

JaiI love you...

NehaJai Itne dino se tumne kaha kyun nahi aur aaj achanakJai

Itne dino se iss baat ko dil mein dabaye ghot raha tha us din tune bhi confuse kar diya tha dost ko kho doge pata nahi kya kya to kaise kahta yaar magar aaj ehsaas hua ki ek baar to usse kehna hi chahata hoon ki ---- I love you.Jai hugs Neha breakdowns for the first time.. Neha too is shedding tears of joy.

JaiMagar ab bahut der ho gayi hain NehaNeha(repeats Romis exact dialogue)Nahi Jai hum log iss duniya mein koi 300 saal tak to jeene aaye nahi hai pachhis ke ho chuke hai jawani ke kuchh pandrah bees saal bache hain jitna time soulmate dhoondne aur baat pakki karne mein lagayenge samjho utna kam time uske saath bitane ka milega so time is precious Jai(is about to leave but stop)You are right time is precious par Neha darr lagta hain ki kahin ek sachcha dost kho na doonNehaJo dosti itni si baat par kho jaaye who kaahe ki dosti

Neha is still thinking that Jai is talking about her

JaiThanks Neha agar tum na hoti toh shayad mujhe mein himmat hi nahi aati ki main sush ko jakar yeh bol paoon

Jai runs towards the madap. Neha is shattered. Neha

Sush

Jai stops goes back to Neha kisses her at her cheek

Jai

Thanks and bye

Neha smiles with teary eyes

Neha

All the best Jai

Jai runs towards the mandap..

(Please Note:In this scene it should clearly come out that Jai doesnt want to break the wedding but just wants to pour his heart)

Scene 32 Int / Wedding Madap / Night[Jai, Romi, Sush, Sushs Mom, Panditji, Ambience]

Romi is about to apply sindoor on Romis forehead when Jai enters and shouts

Jai

RukoSlow mo He walks towards to Romi and bride dramtically treated

RomiJai abbe yeh kya tarika hai yaar kuchh hisaab hai to baad mein kar lenge yaar mai shaadi kar raha hoon yaar

JaiSorry mai shaadi rokna nahi chahta par shaadi hone se pahle mai Sush ko apne dil ki baat kahna chahta hoon Romi

Dude apni love story tu baad mein discuss karna aadhe ghante mein yeh teri bhabhi ho jayegi uske baad aaraam se baatein karmai to hamesha se janta tha teri prem kahani

Jai(thinks that romi knows about his love for sush)Kya tu jaanta tha?

Romi

Abbe main tera dost hoon bas tujhe ehsaas nahi tha iss liye mujhe yeh sab karna padaJai(shocked)To tu janta hai ki mai Sush se pyaar karta hoon

Romi

Kkkkya?? SUSH??

JaiHaan aur isiliye shaadi se pahle hi Sush ko apne dil ki baat kah dena chahta hoon taaki baad mein koyi guilt na rahein Jai looks at the bride

Jai

Hi mai bas yahi kahna chahta hoon ki tumse zyada pyaari ladki maine aajtak nahi dekhi hai aur yeh bhi ki pahli nazar mein mujhe tumse pyaar ho gaya tha aur yeh bhi ki yeh pyaar hamesha rahega aaj ke baad bhi hamesha par haan mai kabhi lautkar tum dono ki zindgai mein nahi aaoonga

And starts walking towards the exit

RomiJai ruk agar tu Sush se itna pyaar karta hai to mai Sush se shaadi nahi karoonga

He takes off his pagdi

Romi

Yeh shaadi tu karega

Sush removes her ghoonghat

Sush

Aai tum paagal ho kya mai chup baitthi hoon to kuchh bhi bakwaas kar rahe ho mai to isko janti bhi nahi hoon

RomiTum chup raho pls yeh do doston ke beech ki baat hai hum log suljha lenge jai... tu sush se shaadi karle

Jai is surprised to see sush

Jai

Aaa yyyeh mmmai mmmai inse shaadi nahi karoonga

Romi

Tu karega mere bhai aaja

SushTum baat suno meri

Sush tries to intervene and Romi again shuts her up

Romi

Tum chup raho Jai tu aaja

Jai

Mmai nahi aaoonga

Sushs Mother

Yeh kya ho raha hai beta Kya hai yeh sab

PanditMahurat nikla jaa raha hain mujhe doosri bhi shaadi karvani hain

All are talking at the same time which leads to cacophony.. Finally Jai shouts

Jai

Shut Up

Looks at Romi

JaiRomi yeh Sush nahi hai

Romi

Abbe ab yeh to mat bol yaar maine iska birth certificate bhi dekha hai

Jai

Dekha hoga par yeh sush nahi hai mera matlab yeh who nahi hai jisse mai sush samajh raha tha

Romi

Ab tu kisi ko bhi sush samajh lega to isme meri kya galti hai kameene meri shaadi rukwa di fizool hi

Jai

Dekh pls meri baat sun who jo ladki us din sush ke saath thi wwoh

Sush

Kaun Sheena!!!

Jai is more than relived

Jai

Oh shit to who Sheena hai shi to mujhe apne dil ki baat sheena se kahni hai

Sush

Par ab wo bhi nahi kah sakte kyonki aaj Sheena ki bhi shaadi hai Jai panics

Jai

Kya pls uska number do na

SushMujhe Sheena ka number yaad nahi hain aur mera phone ghar par hai

Romi comes up with a vague comment

Romi

Kya Tuumhe apni best friend ka number yaad nahi hai aur phone koyi ghar par chhodta hai

Sush

Shut up shaadi karo chupchap?

Jai

Sush just tell me shaadi kahan ho rahi hain?

SushSheena ke dad ke farmhouse par

Jais reaction

Cut

Scene 33.Ext/ Farmhouse/ NightStock shot

Farmhouse is elegantly decorated for the occasion.

Scene 34.Int/ Brides Room/ Night

[Sheena, Tochan]

Sheena is dressed up as a bride. Tochan enters

Tochan

Sheena jaldi karo beta sab tumhara intezaar kar rahe hain

And becomes emotional to see his daughter dressed as a bride. Tochan

Kal hi ki baat lagti hai ki meri bitiya ne mera haath pakadkar chalna seekha tha kal ki hi baat lagti hai ki meri bitiya ne mujhe pahli baar paa kaha thaSheena

Paa

And as she says Paa both father and daughter break down just holding each others hand and cryingTochan wipes his tears

Tochan

Chal beta baraat aa gayi hai SheenaBas papa do minute aur

Tochan leaves. Sheena looks at her mirror reflection.CutScene 35.Ext/ FarmHouse/ Night[Jai, Waiter, Ambience]

Jai enters Sheenas wedding venue stops a waiter

Jai

Suniye bhaisaab

Waiter

Kya hai

The waiter is holding a tray full of gulabjamun

Jai

Dulhan ka kamra kausa hain? The waiter points upstairs. Jai quickly gulps a gulabjamun and gestures tasty hain - runs to the staircaseCut

Scene 36.Any/ Staircase/ Night

[Jai, Tochan, Ambience]

He is climbing hurriedly when he sees Tochan at the other end.. Jai

Oh fish Tochan yahan kya kar raha hain

He quickly tries to cover his face with his hand and crosses Tochan. Tension builds up. Tochan looks at the weird guy

Tochan

Ruko

Tension builds up. Tochan walks to the guy

Tochan

Kahan ja rahe hoJai(amol palekar, hiding face)Sir bathroom kahan hain sir?? (or something stupid)Tochan

Baraat ke saath aaaye ho

Jai

Jji sir

Tochan

Seedha jaakar left

JaiThank you SirWalks away

Tochan

Yyyeh awaaaz to kuchh

Looks around but jai has disappeared

Tochan

Kahan gaya

But Jai is gone by now

Cut

Scene 37Int/ Brides Room/ Night[Sheena, Jai, Karan]Sheena is still looking at her reflection.. it seems that she has

accepted her fate. She puts the dupatta on her head turns around

and simultaneously Jai enters She is shocked to see jai

SheenaRomi tum? Tum yahan kya kar rahe ho tumhari toh shaadi hain na

Aajsush ke saath

JaiSush I mean Sheena main romi nahi Jai hoon aur shaadi meri nahi romi ki hain aur main dulha nahi hoon tum jo smaajh rahi ho who mai nahi hoon kyonki mai jo samajh raha tha wo tum bhi nahi thi na tum tum thi na mai mai tha aur isiliye saara confusion hua

SheenaKya bol rahe ho tum

Jai

Jis tarah tum sush bunkar mujh se mili thi, main romi bunkar tumse mila jabki main romi nahi usska best friend jai hoon jo ki tumse bahut pyaar karta hain

Sheenas reaction jai holds Sheenas handsJai

Mai yahan koyi problem create karne nahi aaya hoon bas tumse yeh kahne aaya tha ki us din tumhare saath jo thodi si zindagi jee thi mai who zindagi saari zindagi jeena chahta tha chahta tha ki who ek din itna lamba ho ki kabhi khatm hi na ho ki hamari saari zindagi us ek din mein simat jaaye aisa hua nahi, aisa ho nahi sakta par Sheena sach yahi hai ki I love you Sheena is speechless. Jai turns around and walks towards the door. A very emotional parting scene. Sheena is about to say I love you too at the very moment Karan enters

Karan

Sheena tumhe itna time kyon lag raha hai

Simultaneously turns towards the voice

Jai

TUM?? Karan is shocked to see Jai

Jai

TUM TOH VOHI HO JISSNE JAANU KI JAAN LIKaran(blurts out)Wwwoh ek accident tha

And then realizes what he has said Sheena is shocked to hear this

Sheena

Karan tttum tttumne Janoo ki jaan lit hi

Karan

Sheena am really sorry maine jaan boojhkar kuchh nahi kiya tha who bas ek accident tha

SheenaAgar aisa tha to tum ruke kyon nahi janoo ki madad kyon nahi ki bhaag kyon gaye tum

KaranMai darr gaya tha mujhe laga ki tum shaadi tod dogi agar tumhe pata chal gaya ki maine janoo ki jaan li hai

SheenaTo ab tumhe aisa kyon lagta hai ki mai yeh shaadi nahi todoongi

KaranYou must be joking.

SheenaTum jante ho Janoo mera sabkuch tha mera zindagi ka sabse pyaara rishta tha wo aur jo insaan mere itne aham rishte ki izzat nahi kar sakta jo yun aadhe mein mujhe chhodkar bhaag gaya who aage bhi mujhe aadhe mein chhodkar bhaag sakta hai No Karan mai aise aadmi se shaadi nahi kar sakti hoon NoThroughout Jai silently listening the conversation as if he is watching a tennis match

KaranPls Sheena grow up yeh kya bachpana hai log sunenge to hansenge ki ladki ne shaadi tod di apne mare hue kutte ki vajah se shifor gods sake grow up aur vaise bhi janoo ki jagah Pinky laa di na maine big dealSheena

Big deal tumhare liye koyi badi baat nahi hai na yeh par mere liye hai karan mere liye yeh bahut badi baat hai

Karan

Sheena hum baad mein yeh baat kar sakte hain

Sheena

Kab baad mein

Karan

Shaadi ke baad

Sheena

Kaunsi shaadi

Karan looks stunned

Karan

Sheena pls wat do you think you are doing kya lagta hai tumhe kya hai yeh sab mazaaak hai koyi trust me agar aaj is bachkaani vajah se tumne baraat lauta di to koyi shaadi nahi karega tumse koyi yeh sehra nahi pahnega

SheenaActually koyi hai joy eh sehra pahanne ke liye bilkul tayyar hai Sheena takes that sehra and puts it on jais forehead. Sheena

Abb yeh sehra tum tab uthaoge jab main kahungiJais reaction nods

Cut

Scene 38 Blank Screen

Following calculation comes on screen

Loser + Stupid + Chance Maaru + Paandu Kismat = JAI

Impulsive + Unreasonable+ dog lover + sentimental = SHEENA[Please note:we will put EXACT ADJECTIVES after the dialogue

script is written]JAI + SHEENA = WEDDING

WEDDING + TOCHAN = LOCHA

Scene 39 Int/ Marriage Venue/ Night [Jai, Sheena, Tochan, Ambience]

Bride and Bride Groom (in sehra) touch Tochans feet. Tochan

blesses them.Tochan

Jeete raho khush raho mai is mauke par tum donon ko Paris ka

honeymoon tour gift karta hoon

Jai(very soft muttering to himself)

Yyyeh awaaz to kuchh

Jai peeps through the sehra and panics when he realizes that

Tochan is his father in law. TochanJamayi raja chehra kyon chhuppa rahe hain sharmana to dulhan ko

chahiye dulhe ko nahi

Tochan wants to pull the sehra but jai is not allowingthat to happen Finally Tochan succeeds. He is shocked to see

Jai

Tochan

Tum

Jai smiles foolishly

Jai

Good Evening Sir

Tochan stunnedCut

Scene 40 Int / Hall / Night

[Jai, Sheena, Tochan, Jaanu]

Tochans dog is continuously barking at Jai, making the later more nervous. Jai looks up to avoid eye contact with the dog. Tochan is looking outside the window. He is suspiciously calm. Jai and Sheena are sitting in the background awaiting his verdict. SheenaJaanu chupJai

Maine toh kuch bola hi nahiKaranJaanu tumhare saale ka naam hain (points at the dog)

Tochan turns around, stares at Jai. Intimidated Jai quickly lowers his head to avoid the eye contact. Tochan breaks his silence

Tochan

Maine faisla kar liya hai mai yeh shaadi nahi manta

Jai(Amol Palekar Style)Sorry sir magar phere toh ho chuke hain aur..

Tochan(shouts)Shut up Mai ulte phere karwaoonga magar tum jaise loser ko apna jamaayi nahi manoonga

Sheena(very concern)Please Pa aap shaant ho jaiye aapka BP high ho jayega

Tochan

Ho jaane do mai janta hoon is loser ne puri planning ke saath tumhe phansaya hai yeh shaadi ki hai taaki office mein hui apni beizzatiyon ka mujh se badla le sake

Jai(Amol Palekar Style)Sorry Sir main toh jaanta bhi nahi tha ki Sheena aapki suputri hain varnaTochan(cuts in)Bandh karo yeh dhhong

Sheena signals Jai to keep quite

Sheena

Paa mai sach kah rahi hoon yeh shaadi koyi planned nahi thi bas abhi ek pal mein ho gayi

In an animated conversation Sheena tells Tochan under what circumstances they got married. TochanJo bhi ho Trilochan Moolchand Balachand Singhania kisi Jao Bangroo ko apna damaad nahi banayega

Jai(corrects him)

Bangroo nahi sir jai Gaangroo

Tochan

Arre koi bhi kangaroo ho par mai tumhe apna damaad nahi manoonga

SheenaTheek hai paa mai maanti hoon ki maine jaldbaazi mein ek faisla liya mujhe aapse baat karni chahiye thi jo maine nahi ki par ab mai aapse vaada karti hoon ki mai AUR jai tab tak pati patni ki tarah nahi rahenge jab tak aap khud apne haatho se yeh honeymoon tickets dekar humein apna aashirwaad na de de

Tochan

Aur aisa kabhi nahi hoga

Sheena

Aisa hoga dad bahut jald hoga

Sheena and Tochan leaves different directions. Jai is left alone in room with what am in supposed to do now kinda expressions

Scene 41 Int / Outside a closed Wedding room / Night

[Romi]

Scene 42 Int/ Tochans farmhouse / Night

[Jai, Sheena, Jaanu]

Romi is outside the closed door of his wedding room. He is excited for the big day. He is stretching, doing pushups and other exercise.. all set he is about to enter the room when his phone rings.Romi

Hello

Its jai

Jai

Romi

Jai is standing next to a window overlooking at a valley.RomiTu?

JaiHaanRomiSheena?

Jai

MiliRomiPhir?

JaiShaadiRomiOhJai

MujhseRomiWhat?

JaiHaanRomiKaise?

JaiHadbadi meinRomiCongratsJaiJholRomiKya?

JaiTochanRomiTochan?

JaiSheena ka baap

RomiWHAAAT?

JaiHaan

RomiOh

Jai

Sheena

Romi

Aa gayi

Jai

Haan

Romi

Bye

Jai

Bye nahi hold

Keeps the phone aside Sheena and Jaanu enter the room and with dog.Sheena

Sorry Jai tumhe aisi haalat mein daalne ke liye

JaiKya bata kar rahi ho bas hamari shaadi ho gayi mere liye sabse khushi ki baat yahi hai aur tum chinta mat karo bahut jald Toch (corrects himself)tumhare paa hamare rishte ko apna lenge am sure

Cut to

Romi speaks on phone

RomiJhoothe tu janta hai aisa kabhi nahi hogaCut To

Sheen looks upSheenaJai paa na sahi kam se kam tumhe tumhare saale se to milwa doon Jaanu

Jai looks at the dog

SheenaJaanu chalo shake hands with jijaji

They shake hands

Sheena

Goodnow wag your tail good now take care of you Jiju mai jaa rahi hoonJai

Tum kkkahan jaa rahi hoSheena

Sorry jai abhi to hamein ek doosre se door hi rahna hoga

Sheena leaves and jaanu starts licking the dogRomiSaali Pandu kismet itna lamba haath maaraparJai picks the phone back

Jai

Par kisi kaam ka nahi hai am sure Tochan mujhe kabhi accept nahi karega mujhe meri biwi kabhi nahi milegi RomiAbbe dil chhota mat kar Jiss tarah aaj tujhe apna sala mila hain kal sasur bhi milega, parso biwi bhi milegi, tarso tu humari company ka maalik bhi banega aur phir hum sab tujhe junior tochan bhi kahenge.. aur phir tu mujhe general manager bhi bana dega bhir meri ek gaadi hogi mera ek bungalow hoga phir main har saal kabhi Europe kabhi australia

JaiAbbe tu meri shaadi se apni setting kar raha hainRomiOops sorryab tu chinta mat kar jab shaadi ho gayi hain to sab theek ho hi jayega ab mujhe jaane de aaj meri suhaagraat hai yaar They disconnect the phone

Throughout the conversation Jaanu is licking Jais hands, shoulders etc. The overtly love is irritating Jai. Finally the dog starts licking jais face and ears. As he disconnects the call, the dog is about to lick jais lips/ears. Impulsively Jai pushes the dog

Jai

Aaai hatt saala kutta

And unfortunately the dog falls in the valleyJai

Aaa. Aaaa Oh oooohNo. Oh No Jaanu senior ne Karan ki shaadi ki band baja di ab Jaanu junior meri shaadi ka pata nahi kya karega

Looks shaken

INTERVALScene 43 Ext/Outside the farm house overlooking the valley/ Night

[Jai, Tochan]

Jai is looking for Jaanu in the dark valleyJai(hushed tone)

Jaanu Jaanuuuubeta kahan gaya agar tu gaya to mai bhi gayabaahar aaja mere laaljiju tere liye haddi laye hainOff camera voice of Paakhi calling

Voice(Paakhi)

JaanuJai barks

Jai

Bhau bhau No jaanu idhar aao Bhau bhau

Pretends to be playing with Jaanu looks tense nowJai(now crying tone)

Kahan hai yaar kahan hai be kutte stupid dog saaleJai turns -is stunned to see Tochan standing staring at him with red drunk eyes. Petrified Jai starts off in amol palekar style

Jai

Sir agar aap mujhe khaayi mein dhakka na dein to I can explain

Tochan

Kkya explain karoge tum main sab janta hoon

Jai(more scared)Jjjante hain aapne dekh liya maine jaan boojhkar nahi kiya sir

Tochan(staring at Jai)

Jaan boojhkar, soch samajhkar kiya tumne sabkuchh

Jai(Pleading)

No sir

Tochan(Authoritative, sarcastic)

Yes sir

Jai

Sir jjjo hhho gaya ssso ho gaya pls bhool jaiye na sir

Tochan

Bhool jaoon itni badi harkat bhool jaoon mera bas chalta to goli maar deta tumhe par mai tumse jitni nafrat karta hoon usse kahin zyada apni beti se pyaar karta hoon chalo

Jai(Confused)

Kahan

Tochan

Tumhara faisla karna hai

Jai looks tense its still not clear wat Tochan has seenCut

Scene 44 Int/ Tochans Room / Night

[Jai, Tochan]

Scene 44aInt/ Farmhouse- Doghouse/ Night

[Jai]

Scene opens with a family portrait of at least 369 Suryavanshies. We catch the conversation midway.

Tochan(boozing)

Yeh mere dadaji ke dadaji ke bhai ke bete ke saale Kunwar Rudrapratap Suryavanshi dekhiye Kunwar ji yeh hai hamare damaad Jai Gangroo, Paakhi ke pati kijiye faisla, inhe kubool kiya jaaye ki nahi(puts his ear to the photo and smiles) kya kaha, kubool

Jai(mutters to himself)

Yeh bewda tochan to ab tak shaadi ke shock mein hai, mai samjha tha Janoo ka shock hai thank god matlab mai bach gaya

Tochan(hears the last part)

Kya kaha tumne bach gaye No abhi nahi yeh sablog milkar faisla karenge ki tum bache ki nahi

Tochan now looks at another person

Tochan

Yeh hain Ranbeerpartap Sajjankumar Suryavanshi meri bua ke mausi ke nana ke saali ka jamai

View widens and se see that Tochan is showing his family album to Jai. Its obvious that Jai is thoroughly bored after going through five albums and he has 78 more albums to finish.Tochan(Smiles)Aur yeh hain jaanu jab voh pehli baar humare ghar aya tha kuchookuchookuchoo (looks up)Jaanu kahan hai itni der se dikha nahi Jaanu Jaanu

Tochan gets up from his couch but loses his balance, thanks to the alcohol.Jai(tense)Aasir aap rukiye mmai dekhta hoon saale koi mean mere saale koJai goes out of the room looks tense

Jai

Ab kya karoon yaar aadhe suryavanshiyon ne accept bhi kar liya hai aise mein pata chalega ki mai Janoo ka qaatil hoon to sab photo se baahar nikal nikal ke maarenge mujheTochan again calls from inside

Tochan

Janoo

Jai

Bhau Bhau

Jai starts barking and pretends to be Jaanu. He again enters the room

Jai

Janoo apne dog room mein bilkul theek hai sir

Tochan

Good Congrats Jai Gangroo, you are acceptedAnd bang he passes out on the table Jai is shocked.

Jai

Aaaa Yyyeh to gaye kya

Ominous silence for sometime. He quickly checks Tochans breath

Jai

Chal rahi hai ab mai bhi chaloon lagoon kaam par

One shot of Jai dragging Tochan to bed Now puts him in a comfortable position and dials Romis number. Scene 45.Int/ Romis Suhaag Raat/ Night

[Romi, Sush]

Sush smiles shyly Romni smiles equally shyly then comes closer Sush also comes closer Shy but funny looks exchanging both feeling more shy then the other Romi is about to kiss Sush for the first time when his phone rings. He sees Jais name flashing.

Romi(very irritated)

Kya hai be??

Music buildup if needed.Cut ToScene 46 Ext/ Dark Valley/ Night

[Jai, Romi, Dilawar]

Jai and Romi, both in Sherwani, are looking for Jaanu in the

valley. Romi is damn angry

Romi(dhrmendra)

Kutte bahar nikal Kuttteee

Jai

Abbe tu dharam paaji style mein bulayega toh yeh to kya duniya ka koi kutta bahar nahi aayega pyaar se bula, bol JAAANUUUU

Romi(irritated)Mai mar jaoonga par kutte ko janoo kahkar nahi bulaoonga

Jai(tense)Marega tu nahi, maroonga mai, pls situation samajh yaar

Romi lifts the shovel and rope he is carrying

Romi

Beta situation mai tujhse zyada samajhta hoon isliye yeh sab laaya hoon Jaanu ki laash thikane lagane ke liye ab tu us taraf ja mai is taraf jaata hoonSuhagraat par kutte ki talaashhuh Scene 46a

Quick cuts of both are individually looking for the dog

in different directions.

Scene 46b

Romi shakes his head in a No Jais reaction

Jai

Yaani aaj raat shaadi aur kal subah divorce guiness book of records mein to naam aa hi jayega sabse chhoti shaadi ke liyeRomi(thinking)Par agar teri biwi gayi to meri manageri bhi jayegi aur mai apni manageri to jaane nahi doonga

Romi opens the bag which he was carrying so far. To Jais surprise Jaanu comes out of the bag.Jai

Jaaanu aah kameene tune dhoond liya bataya nahi

Jai is surprised as well as happy to see the dog. Jai

Thank godjaanu vahi aankhevahi naak vahi kaan vahi???

Jai notices that the tail is missing Romi smiles

Romi

Yeh Jaanu nahi Dilawar hain Jaanu senior ke do (two) bete thhe Diwakar jisse Paakhi ne Karan ko diya tha aur Dilawar jisse Paakhi ne Sush ko diya thamai to kahta hoon isi ko le jaakar Jaanu ki jagah chipka de

Jai

Aur kal jab Tochan aur paakhi dekhenge ki isski poochh nahi hain toh ek second mein pahchaan lenge ki yeh Dilawar hai

Romi(smiles)Beta kutta nikal gaya toh pooch bhi nikal jayegi

Romi takes out a fevistick from the bag.Jai

Pls tu isse poonnchh chipkayega

Romi

Bilkul tu janta hai mai chipkane ka expert hoon kisi ko kisi se bhi chipka sakta hoon

Tries once fails In second attempt Romi takes out a fake dog tail made for fur and sticks it on Dilawars backside.

Jai

Par jab dilawar apni poonch nahi hilayega aur tochan par bhaunkega toh doodh ka doodh aur poonch ka poonch ho jayega.

Romi again smiles confidently

Romi

Nahi hoga

He takes out half pill and puts it into Dilawar who passes out. Jai(shocked)Ab yeh kya tha

Romi

Tha nahi thi Behoshi ki dawa aadhi dawa aur paanch ghante ke liye dilawar behosh

Jai

Aadhi dawa kyun?

Romi

Baaki aadhi Sush ko khilakar aaya hoonJais reaction.Cut

Scene 47 Int/ Tochans Room/ Night

[Jai, Romi, Tochan, Dog]

Tochans beer belly is moving up and down with each breath. Jai and Romi enter the room and keep the dog on Tochans belly.Jai

Mai ab bhi sure nahi hoon yaar

Romi

Abbe tu aadmi hi unsure hai

Jai

Nahi yaar subah jab Dilawar utthega par iski poonchh soti rahegi to saara raaz khul jayega

Romi

Maanta hoon (pause, smiles)To tu subah hone hi kyon de raha hai

Jai(surprised)Matlab

Romi(thoughtfully)Matlab sach ka pitara khulne se pahle tu honeymoon pe nikal jaa honeymoon pe first kiss ho jayegi to sab theek ho jayegaJai

Ab yeh First Kiss kahan se aa gayi?

Romi(smiles)Bhai First kiss bahut kamaal ki cheez hoti hai agar pahli kiss mein biwi mutthi mein aa gayi to bas phir pati ka har qatl maaf

Jai(all smiles, surprised)

Kya kah raha hai mmatlab Diwakar ka qatl maaf

Romi

Abbe Diwakar, Dilawar sab ka qatl maaf baizzat bari par khayal rakhna kiss aisi ho ki wo teri deewani ho jaaye usse pata chal jaaye ki tu kitna soft, kitna gentle hai

Jai

Matlab mai tickets loon aur Paris nikal jaoon

Romi

Paris nahi, tujhe Paakhi ko aisi jagah le jaana hai jahan Tochan tumhe dhoond na sakekyonki Tochan ko to subah sach pata chal hi jayegaJai(thinking)Kahaan jaaon yaar (pause) tu kahan jaa raha hain honeymoon par

Romi(blurts out)

Goa Grand Honeymoon Package liya hain

Jai looks at him meaning fullyRomi(understands what in Jais mind)

No no no way matlab mai idea deke khud hi phans raha hoon Ppar yaar maine apni zindagi bhar ki kamatyi laga di hai us package mei kitne pyaar se khud sabkuchh arrange kiya hai

Jai

Pls Romimere bhaitu yeh le mera credit cardaur mana apna honeymoondekh agar mai pakda gaya to teri managergiri bhi jayegi tu chahta hai aisa hoRomi thinks for a moment and changes his tune

Romi

Tere liye jaan kurbaan honeymoon package kya cheez hain

Saying this he takes the credit card and gives his ticketsJai(happy)

Kal subah operation honeymoon par isse pahle ek aakhri kaam

Looks thoughtful smiles

Cut To

Jai and Romi drag Tochan to the couch and put him back in the sitting position stuff Jaanu into Tochans drunken arms.. place two half-filled whiskey glasses in front of them.. Jai takes the tickets to Paris

Jai

Operation honeymoon

Smiles

Cut

Scene 48 Int/ Paakhis Room/ Morning

[Jai, Paakhi]

We catch the conversation midway where Paakhi is holding air-tickets to Paris. Paakhi

Jai I dont believe this papa ne khud tumhe yeh Paris ki tickets di haiJai(packing bags)

Papa ne akele nahi Kunwar Rudrapratap Suryavanshi, Ranbeerpartap Sajjankumar Suryavanshi sab ne mil milakar mujhe accept kiya, tab jaakar tickets mili jaldi packing karo

We see Paakhi packing smiles

Paakhi

Matlab hamari 101 albums Paa ne sab dikha di tumhe

Jai(picking a few things)

You bet sirf dikhayi nahi, har ek se poochha Jai Gangroo, accepted, not accepted thank god zyadatar ne accept kar liya

Helps her in packing, shuts the suitcase Paakhi smiles

Jai

Ab mai tumhare ghar ka certified damad hoonchalo lets leavePaakhi

Flight mein abhi time hain ruko na subah traffic bhi nahi hogaJai

Kisne kahaaajkal bahut traffic hota hai why take chances? Chalo pls

Hurriedly moves out(Note: There is a great urgency in Jais dialogues and actions. He wants to get out of this place before Tochan wakes up and discovers the truth)

Scene 49 Int / Tochans Room/ Day

[Jai, Paakhi, Tochan, Jaanu]

Jai and Paakhi are all set to leave. They enter Tochans room and find him and jaanu sleeping on the couch.

Paakhi(shaking her head)HuhPaa bhikhud to peete hai, ab jaanu ko bhi pilana shuru kar diya hai

Jai

Haan kal kaafi der tak donon ki party chali

Paakhi

Lets go airport pahunchne mein time lagega

Jai(innocently)

Bewade aur tunnnn huye toh kya hua aakhir hain toh mere sasur aur saala jaane se pehle unnka aashirwaad lena zaroori hain

Jai touches Tochans feet and kisses Jaanu.

Cut

Scene 50 Ext/ Inside Car ---- Till the Airport / Day

[Jai, Paakhi, Driver, Ambience]

Jai and Pakhi on their way to the airport,Paakhi is over excited. Paakhi

12 baar Paris jaa chuki hoon sab pata hai vahan sab plan kar liya hai ki tumhe kahan kahan le jaana hai

Jai(mutters)

Ab kya karoon kaise todoon ki plan toote par dil na toote

Paakhi

Kya soch rahe ho

Jai

Sssuna kal paris ki ek flight hijack ho gayi thi

Paakhi

Paris ki nahi Amsterdam ki

Jai

Suna in flights kaa khaana achhha nahi hai

Paakhi

Bahut achha hai tum khaakar to dekho

Jai

Ssssuna hai

Paakhi cuts him

Paakhi

Ssh tumne sabkuchh suna hai ab dekho pls chalo

The car stops outside the Airport. They start loading the trolleys.Jai looks worried Announcement happens for passengers to check in. Pakhi is abt to mov