Yes Man Subtitle

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[00:30.54]No.

[00:32.13]

[00:39.08]No means no.

[00:41.42]

[00:51.36]Bonjour.

[00:52.73]

[00:52.90]Carl, I know it's you.

[00:54.33]

[00:54.50]Oh. Hey, man.

[00:56.19]

[00:56.40]I was just about to call you.That's so weird.

[00:58.87]

[00:59.04]Had your number dialed,was about to press "send."

[01:01.34]

[01:01.51]Did you block your number?

[01:02.70][01:02.87]Yeah, I did.You never answer when I don't.

[01:07.00]

[01:07.45]So, what are you doing?

[01:08.94]

[01:09.11]Oh, just hanging out in my apartment.

[01:11.38]

[01:11.55]- You did get my text, right?- What? Text? What?

[01:14.02]

[01:14.19]We're all going out tonight.

[01:15.62]

[01:15.79]Man, that sounds great.I wish I could join you.

[01:18.38]

[01:18.56]I'm just so jammed up.

[01:19.58]

[01:19.76]I'm totally off the grid,you know?

[01:21.62]

[01:21.79]No, I don't at all.


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3/78

[02:07.80]

[02:07.97]...because his mouth is movingin sync with what you're

saying.

[02:10.91]

[02:12.61]Carl, I know you're not saying anything.

[02:14.60]

[02:15.75]Carl, get outside.I know you're not talking.

[02:18.05]

[02:18.22]- What? All right.- Carl.

[02:20.88]

[02:23.76]Look who's here.- Hey. You.

[02:26.78]

[02:27.93]Hi.

[02:29.42]

[02:29.59]I don't believe it.- Rooney.

[02:31.79]

[02:31.96]Carl Allen.Never thought I'd see the day, my man.

[02:35.40]

[02:35.57]Hey.- Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.

[02:38.37]

[02:38.57]No, I just got a lot of stuff going on...[02:40.47]

[02:40.64]...some things I gotta do, issues pending,keep me pretty

busy.

[02:44.23]

[02:44.41]Yeah? Oh, I hear you, player.

[02:45.97]

[02:46.14]So we are really excitedfor you to be here, Carl...

[02:48.61]

[02:48.78]...because we have an announcementto make.

[02:51.21]

[02:51.38]Honey, show him.

[02:53.28]

[02:54.29]There it is. Deal with it.

[02:56.01]

[02:56.19]We're engaged.

[02:57.48]

[02:57.66]- Oh, my God. Come on.- Right?


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[03:00.06]

[03:00.23]Big step, huh?- Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.

[03:03.79]

[03:03.96]Man. Moving fast. That's okay.

[03:05.83]

[03:06.00]What has it been, six months?

[03:07.36]

[03:07.53]- No.- Two years.

[03:09.36]

[03:09.53]Oh, yeah. That's about right, then.

[03:12.00]

[03:12.84]So anyway, we're gonna havean engagement party on the 21 st.

Open bar.

[03:16.77]

[03:16.94]Oh, you bastard.Always knows how to get me.

[03:19.00]

[03:19.18]Nice. Carl, does that work for you?

[03:21.20]

[03:21.65]- Yeah, we'll figure it out.- What's there to figure out?

[03:24.62]

[03:25.22]Oh, God, look who's here.[03:26.38]

[03:26.55]I'm not falling for that, Carl.What's to figure out?

[03:29.15]

[03:29.32]- Open bar. What's the problem?- I'm serious. Stephanie's

at the bar.

[03:32.38]

[03:32.56]- The Stephanie?- Yes, my ex-wife. She's at the bar.

[03:35.62]

[03:37.60]Oh, God, that is Stephanie.

[03:39.72]

[03:39.90]- Looks like she's with someone there too.- They seem to be

thriving. Good for her.

[03:43.70]

[03:45.87]They're touching each other's genitals.Isn't that amazing?

[03:48.57]

[03:48.74]I'm so glad I came out. Love it.Okay, you know what? I gotta

go.


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[03:51.83]

[03:52.01]- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay.- What?

[03:54.31]

[03:54.48]It's been years.You leave every time she comes.

[03:56.67]

[03:56.85]Totally unrelated. It has nothingto do with Stephanie.

[03:59.48]

[03:59.65]Carl. Peter.

[04:01.68]

[04:01.85]- Rooney.- Stephanie, guys.

[04:03.22]

[04:03.39]Hey.

[04:04.65]

[04:04.82]- My boyfriend, Ted.- Hey.

[04:06.92]

[04:07.09]- I don't believe we...- No, I don't believe we have.

[04:10.08]

[04:10.63]- You're leaving?- Yeah, unfortunately.

[04:12.86]

[04:13.03]Terrible timing too,because you just got here.

[04:15.56][04:15.73]You just got here, too, Carl.

[04:17.33]

[04:18.47]Yeah, but he's got a thing.

[04:21.06]

[04:21.24]Yeah, that's a thing. There's a thing,and there's no time.

[04:24.27]

[04:24.44]There's a time crunch,and time is of the essence.

[04:27.34]

[04:27.51]Anyway, I am gone-orrhea.

[04:31.18]

[04:33.25]Wow. That didn't sound quite right.Oh, well.

[04:36.12]

[04:36.29]Whoa!

[04:37.85]

[04:46.76]See you, guys.

[04:48.53]

[05:07.52]- Oh! Hi, Tillie.- Morning, Carl.


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[05:11.25]

[05:11.42]Would you like to come overfor a little breakfast?

[05:13.75]

[05:13.93]Gee, that sounds great, but I can't.

[05:16.05]

[05:16.23]- Some cereal, a little yogurt?- Yeah, no.

[05:19.13]

[05:19.30]How about some toast, huh?

[05:20.89]

[05:21.07]You know, I have to go to work,but thanks.

[05:24.33]

[05:24.50]Good show tonight.Come check us out.

[05:26.77]

[05:27.37]Your loss. Hey, man,wanna rock out tonight?

[05:29.36]

[05:29.54]- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no?- Yep.

[05:32.10]

[05:32.28]- Yes?- No, I meant yes to your no.

[05:35.61]

[05:36.45]Yeah, bye.

[05:37.74][05:38.78]Persianwifefinder.com.No, thank you.

[05:42.88]

[05:43.42]Costume party. Yeah, no.

[05:47.12]

[05:49.06]Oh, boy.

[05:50.08]

[05:52.50]Here we go.

[05:54.16]

[05:54.33]- Carl Allen has reported for duty.- I'm not a soldier, Norman.

[05:58.27]

[05:59.14]You're a soldier on the front lineof finance.

[06:01.54]

[06:02.44]Norman. Line one.

[06:04.43]

[06:05.51]Did you wanna get that?In the privacy of your office?

[06:07.98]

[06:08.15]- I'll just get it here.- Yeah, or that.


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[06:11.21]

[06:11.85]You're with Norman.

[06:13.34]

[06:13.72]Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because...Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.

[06:19.18]

[06:19.36]Okay.

[06:20.69]

[06:22.96]Remember that promotionwe were talking about?

[06:25.05]

[06:25.23]- Yeah.- It's not gonna happen.

[06:26.63]

[06:26.80]Tried to fight for you on the phone there.

[06:28.89]

[06:29.07]It was between you and Demko,and they went with Demko.

[06:31.59]

[06:31.77]I don't care.I didn't really want the job badly.

[06:34.67]

[06:34.84]I just figured after five years,I'd be the logical choice,

but whatever.

[06:38.24]

[06:38.41]Look at it this way:at least you didn't get shit-canned.[06:41.50]

[06:41.68]- Do you know what that means?- Fired?

[06:44.48]

[06:44.98]How did you know what that meant?Have you heard me say that

before?

[06:48.25]

[06:48.42]No, it's a pretty common expression.

[06:50.32]

[06:50.49]- In my circles. I made it up.- Well, it's catching on.

[06:55.22]

[06:55.39]This'll cheer you up.I'm having a little get-together at my

place.

[06:58.45]

[06:58.63]- It's a funny hat and-or wig party.- Oh, man.

[07:02.57]

[07:03.67]Sucks I'm gonna be out of town.

[07:05.16]


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[07:05.74]- You don't know what day it is.- When is it?

[07:07.73]

[07:07.91]- Friday.- I'm out of town.

[07:09.07]

[07:09.64]You spoke at the same timeI did just then.

[07:11.61]

[07:11.78]Like you were committedto saying what you were saying...

[07:14.40]

[07:14.58]...regardless of what I was gonna say.- Hm.

[07:17.64]

[07:18.92]I admit, business has been slow.

[07:20.85]

[07:21.02]There's a lot less demandfor a small Rollerblade shop...

[07:23.95]

[07:24.12]...what with Big 5and Sport Chalet...

[07:26.18]

[07:26.39]...but my designs are gonnarevolutionize the roller

industry.

[07:29.79]

[07:29.96]I know that, Marv,but you have no equity.

[07:33.86][07:34.03]- None.- And your credit...

[07:35.19]

[07:35.37]Bad, but I don't wannasound desperate.

[07:37.89]

[07:38.07]- Yeah.- I have no other options left.

[07:41.10]

[07:52.05]Carl. Hey. Long time no see.

[07:54.78]

[07:54.95]Nick Lane? Hey.

[07:57.79]

[07:57.96]- You don't still work at the bank, do you?- Yeah.

[08:00.92]

[08:01.09]Kind of why I'm sitting outside here,eating my lunch, wearing

the nametag.

[08:05.22]

[08:05.40]You must be running this place by now.

[08:07.42]


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[08:07.60]I could have. Had a couple offers.Didn't wanna get tied down.

[08:11.09]

[08:11.27]- How's Stephanie?- Good.

[08:12.67]

[08:12.84]God.

[08:14.50]

[08:15.11]She's good. What have you been doing?

[08:17.63]

[08:17.81]I've been all over the map, man.I've lived.

[08:20.97]

[08:21.15]I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.I ate bat in Laos.

[08:24.67]

[08:24.85]I shot a cow with a bazooka.

[08:26.41]

[08:26.58]I'm not proud of that last one,but I did it, man.

[08:29.58]

[08:29.75]- Sounds wild.- Wanna know my secret?

[08:32.99]

[08:33.99]I'm a yes man.

[08:35.12]

[08:35.93]The word "yes"has changed my life. Here.[08:38.26]

[08:38.43]No, thanks. I'm fine.

[08:40.16]

[08:40.33]"Fine?" I wipe my ass with "fine."

[08:42.09]

[08:42.27]Wow. Okay.

[08:43.93]

[08:44.10]- You don't wanna work here, Carl.- Yeah, I do.

[08:48.60]

[08:48.91]No, you don't.

[08:50.60]

[08:51.98]Why don't you take this rock...

[08:53.47]

[08:53.64]...throw it at that bankand shatter the window?

[08:56.77]

[08:56.95]- No, thanks.- Then ask me if I want to.

[08:59.94]


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[09:00.12]- Do you wanna throw that rock at the bank?- Yes.

[09:02.71]

[09:04.06]Oh, my God.

[09:05.85]

[09:06.02]- What are you, nuts?- Go to the seminar, Carl.

[09:08.22]

[09:08.69]Stay right there.

[09:09.72]

[09:09.89]He's gonna break.- Stop.

[09:11.73]

[09:16.10]Carl, live your life!You won't regret it.

[09:20.23]

[09:20.40]Whoo!- Hey, stop. Stop!

[09:23.27]

[09:33.28]- I know you wanna see my band.- No.

[09:35.58]

[09:36.19]Sorry.

[09:37.21]

[09:39.16]Hello?- Stephanie?

[09:40.89]

[09:41.06]- Carl.- Yeah, it's me.[09:43.39]

[09:43.56]Just felt like calling you.I was missing you, I guess. Weird,

huh?

[09:47.69]

[09:48.13]Yes, Carl. I have to go.

[09:49.62]

[09:49.80]- Ted and I are taking a little boat ride.- Oh, that's great.

[09:53.00]

[09:53.17]Good for you. Good for you.

[09:55.20]

[10:06.65]Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.

[10:10.11]

[10:16.56]Oh, come on. You're halfway through,just snap it off already.

[10:20.22]

[10:27.97]- Pete? Hey. Where you been?- You not been getting my calls?

[10:31.91]

[10:32.08]What? God, no.Oh, I totally lost my phone.


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[10:36.45]

[10:36.61]You're so full of shit.

[10:37.98]

[10:39.38]- Here it is.- Yeah. There it is.

[10:42.78]

[10:42.95]You know what, buddy?You missed my engagement party tonight.

[10:45.75]

[10:46.12]Oh, no. Oh, shoot, you're kidding.That was tonight?

[10:49.49]

[10:49.66]- Mm-hm.- I'm so sorry, man. I totally gapped it.

[10:52.89]

[10:53.06]Listen, I'll make it up to you.I promise. I swear.

[10:55.62]

[10:55.80]You pick the day. Any day you want,we'll go out, swashbuckle.

[10:58.67]

[10:58.84]- What does that even mean?- I don't know.

[11:01.20]

[11:01.37]This wasn't drinks at a bar, Carl.This was my engagement

party.

[11:05.40]

[11:05.58]- You only get married once.- I certainly wouldn't do it again.[11:08.57]

[11:08.75]I know, Carl.I know that Stephanie left you.

[11:11.15]

[11:11.32]And I know that you have issues becauseof it, but this isn't

about you. It's about me.

[11:15.48]

[11:16.12]When's the last time you did anything fun?You always make

excuses.

[11:19.18]

[11:19.36]"I don't wanna commit.I don't wanna be tied down."

[11:21.79]

[11:21.96]I mean, do you even knowmy fiance's last name?

[11:24.15]

[11:24.33]Yeah. Fisher. Fishman.

[11:27.30]

[11:27.47]- Wait. Fishwall?- Fishwall?

[11:31.70]


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[11:31.87]- You think her name's Lucy Fishwall?- No? That's wrong?

[11:35.10]

[11:35.27]- It's Burns.- Burns?

[11:36.76]

[11:37.11]It's Lucy Burns, Carl.

[11:39.30]

[11:39.48]And guess what?She doesn't like my best friend.

[11:42.17]

[11:42.71]I keep trying to think of reasonswhy she should, but you know

what?

[11:45.84]

[11:46.02]- I can't think of any.- Pete, I...

[11:47.88]

[11:48.05]I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl.You do whatever you

want.

[11:51.15]

[11:51.32]I'm telling you, you don't change your life,you're gonna end

up lonely.

[11:54.66]

[11:54.83]A lonely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.

[12:00.20][12:05.04]Hey, Carl.

[12:06.73]

[12:10.54]Hey, Rooney, come here for a second.

[12:12.51]

[12:15.45]Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me,or does it look like

he's kind of dead?

[12:19.85]

[12:21.39]Nope. No more than usual.

[12:23.58]

[12:23.75]I don't know. I'm kind of leaning towardsthinking he might

actually be dead.

[12:27.55]

[12:29.83]I guess I never saw him a lot,so it's hard for me to tell

the difference.

[12:33.26]

[12:33.46]Yeah, that's true.

[12:35.19]


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[12:35.87]He never did much.

[12:37.53]

[12:37.70]- Wasn't a good friend.- Nope.

[12:39.03]

[12:39.77]Wasn't a good anything.

[12:41.67]

[12:41.84]- Are there more beers in the fridge?- Sorry, last one.

[12:45.83]

[12:46.51]Now, that's upsetting.

[12:47.84]

[12:53.72]What was that?

[12:55.65]

[13:37.80]Welcome to yes.We are about to begin.

[13:42.63]

[13:42.90]Please, find a seat.

[13:45.49]

[13:45.97]Carl? Hey, Carl! Psst!

[13:49.00]

[13:49.17]Carl, man, hey.

[13:50.70]

[13:50.88]- Carl.- Hey, Nick.[13:52.97]

[13:53.48]- You made it, man.- Did you wanna...

[13:55.34]

[13:55.51]Sure, let me sit down.I knew you'd come.

[13:57.67]

[13:57.85]I saw it in your eyes, man.You're gonna love this. Terrence

is a genius.

[14:01.68]

[14:01.85]He's gonna blow your mind all overthe room. He's like a mind

grenade.

[14:05.88]

[14:06.06]- I'm not sure I want that.- Yeah, but you need it.

[14:08.52]

[14:08.69]That's why you're here.

[14:09.89]

[14:10.06]You have got to start saying yes, my man,and I mean to

everything.


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[14:13.93]

[14:14.73]It's starting.

[14:15.93]

[14:16.93]Life.

[14:18.46]

[14:18.80]We are all living it. Or are we?

[14:22.36]

[14:22.54]Ooh, heavy.

[14:23.91]

[14:24.07]Change is generated from consciousness,but where is

consciousness generated from?

[14:30.48]

[14:30.65]From the external.

[14:32.78]

[14:32.95]And how do we control the external?With one word.

[14:37.01]

[14:37.79]And what is that word?

[14:39.12]

[14:39.59]Yes!- Jeez.

[14:41.68]

[14:44.76]Yes.[14:45.85]

[14:46.50]Yes.

[14:47.52]

[14:49.37]Yes, yes, yes!- Yes. Yes!

[14:52.23]

[14:57.68]MAN 3: Yes!NICK:- Whoo!

[14:59.84]

[15:00.51]The word is "yes."

[15:02.34]

[15:03.05]Yes, yes, yes.

[15:06.38]

[15:06.62]- Say it a million times.- Yes.

[15:08.81]

[15:09.02]Say it a million more times.

[15:10.68]

[15:10.85]And the word you will have said2 million times is:

[15:14.15]


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[15:14.33]Yes!

[15:16.45]

[15:23.43]Yes.

[15:24.49]

[15:24.77]I want you to invite yes into your lives...

[15:29.67]

[15:29.84]...because it will RSVP "yes."

[15:34.68]

[15:35.71]When you say yes to things,you embrace the possible.

[15:40.74]

[15:40.92]You gobble up all of life's energies,and you excrete the

waste.

[15:47.35]

[15:48.39]Before we begin today,I'd like to welcome our new members.

[15:54.30]

[15:56.70]- Who among you is new?- He is. This guy right here. He's

new.

[16:01.64]

[16:01.81]- Over here.- Please don't. Jesus.

[16:03.93]

[16:04.11]- Come on up, future yes man.- That's okay, I'm just auditing.[16:10.38]

[16:13.35]You can't audit life, my friend.Now get on up here.

[16:17.95]

[16:18.56]- No, thanks. I'm cool.- I'm sorry? What was that you said?

[16:23.75]

[16:25.30]- I said, I'm cool.- Before that.

[16:29.60]

[16:30.93]Thank you.

[16:32.16]

[16:32.34]Back up just a little bit more.

[16:35.40]

[16:35.57]- No.- No man. No man.

[16:38.34]

[16:38.51]No man. No man. No man.

[16:40.57]

[16:40.74]No man. No man.

[16:41.94]


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[16:42.11]Okay.

[16:43.51]

[16:45.25]If the molehill won't come to Terrence...

[16:48.18]

[16:49.12]...Terrence will come to the molehill.

[16:52.58]

[17:00.73]What's your name?

[17:01.79]

[17:03.60]Carl.

[17:05.03]

[17:05.47]Let me guess, Carl.

[17:06.83]

[17:07.00]Someone talked youinto coming here today, didn't they?

[17:09.67]

[17:10.77]- Yes.- Yes!

[17:13.27]

[17:13.44]And you're not sure about this, are you?

[17:17.18]

[17:17.78]No.

[17:18.81]

[17:18.98]No man. No man.No man. No man.[17:23.04]

[17:23.22]You're dead, Carl.

[17:24.85]

[17:25.62]You say no to life,and therefore you're not living.

[17:28.96]

[17:29.39]You make up excusesto the people around you...

[17:32.12]

[17:32.30]...and to yourself.

[17:33.66]

[17:34.16]You're stuck in the same dead-end job.You have been for years.

[17:37.73]

[17:37.90]You don't have a girlfriend. You don'thave anything close

to a girlfriend.

[17:42.13]

[17:42.31]And you lost the love of your life...

[17:44.17]

[17:44.34]...because she couldn't be with someonewho didn't live


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theirs.

[17:47.33]

[17:50.88]And on most nights you're so boredand filled with ennui...

[17:55.15]

[17:55.32]...you can't even summon the enthusiasmnecessary to

masturbate.

[17:59.48]

[18:00.52]Am I right, Carl?

[18:02.62]

[18:06.93]I have had some trouble.

[18:10.49]

[18:17.04]- We're gonna make a covenant, Carl.- Yes.

[18:20.53]

[18:20.71]- Do you want to make a covenant?- Ugh...

[18:24.17]

[18:25.62]The word is "yes," Carl.

[18:27.14]

[18:27.32]Yes!- Yes.

[18:28.55]

[18:28.72]Yes!- Yes.

[18:29.74][18:29.92]Yes!

[18:31.41]

[18:31.86]Once you leave this building...

[18:34.45]

[18:35.13]...every time an opportunitypresents itself...

[18:38.62]

[18:39.36]...no matter what it is...

[18:41.59]

[18:41.77]...you will say yes.

[18:43.82]

[18:44.00]Yes.- Yes!

[18:45.09]

[18:45.27]Yes.- Yes!

[18:46.57]

[18:46.74]Yes.- Yes.

[18:48.83]

[18:50.27]What if I...


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[18:52.04]

[18:53.28]...say...

[18:54.94]

[18:55.38]...the other word?

[18:56.90]

[18:57.71]You'll be making a promise to yourself.

[19:00.65]

[19:00.82]And when you break a promiseto yourself...

[19:04.85]

[19:05.02]...things can get a little dicey.

[19:08.32]

[19:08.49]What do you say, Carl?

[19:11.05]

[19:11.46]Are you ready to make a covenant?

[19:14.69]

[19:14.97]Come on, Carl.- Yes.

[19:16.63]

[19:16.80]Yes.- Yes.

[19:18.10]

[19:18.27]Yes.- Again.

[19:20.40][19:20.57]- Yes.- Yes.

[19:22.00]

[19:22.17]- Say it again.- Yes!

[19:24.00]

[19:25.94]- Make me believe it.- Yes, yes, yes.

[19:29.78]

[19:33.58]Yes!

[19:34.64]

[20:03.35]Hey, there he is.

[20:04.37]

[20:04.55]- That was really wonderful.- Thank you.

[20:06.31]

[20:06.48]Pretty powerful stuff, huh?

[20:07.85]

[20:08.02]- Hey. Good to have you with us.- Yes.

[20:10.32]

[20:10.49]- So are you gonna do it?- I don't know. Maybe.


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[20:13.95]

[20:14.12]That's weird. I didn't realizewe just stepped out of a "maybe"

seminar.

[20:18.32]

[20:20.50]Hey, man. That's a nice car.

[20:23.69]

[20:24.50]Could you drive me to Elysian Park?

[20:27.23]

[20:28.17]Oh. Ugh...

[20:29.97]

[20:30.14]Yes!

[20:31.51]

[20:32.38]Sure he can. Right, Carl?

[20:35.94]

[20:39.08]Yeah, why not?

[20:40.52]

[20:41.42]Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.

[20:45.05]

[20:50.49]- Can I use your phone?- Go, man, go.

[20:55.09]

[21:23.96]Keep going or this'll do,because it doesn't really matter?[21:27.59]

[21:27.76]Yeah, hold on a sec,I can't hear myself think.

[21:29.96]

[21:30.13]It's just a little further, man.Just right up the hill there.

[21:33.73]

[21:33.90]Go ahead.

[21:35.63]

[21:36.97]And what did you say?

[21:38.46]

[21:39.91]Oh, I'm just right over here.Okay. Yeah.

[21:45.04]

[21:45.65]What? Hello? Hello?

[21:46.88]

[21:48.29]Oh, shit, man. Your battery's dead.

[21:50.75]

[21:50.92]Oh, great.

[21:52.58]


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[21:53.82]- Thanks.- Well, gracias, amigo.

[21:57.78]

[21:57.96]I mean, it's real nice of youto give me a ride. Most people

just say no.

[22:01.42]

[22:01.97]Course, I have been having a lot of lucklately outside of

that hotel.

[22:05.26]

[22:05.74]No problem. Have a good night.

[22:08.10]

[22:08.97]Can I borrow a couple bucks?

[22:10.91]

[22:13.28]Okay.

[22:14.30]

[22:15.48]I've come this far.

[22:17.50]

[22:19.45]Yes, you can.

[22:21.11]

[22:21.28]You got a whole lot there.Can I have it all?

[22:24.01]

[22:29.76]Sure. It's all yours.[22:33.16]

[22:36.13]God bless you, man.

[22:38.53]

[22:59.92]Oh, come on.

[23:01.39]

[23:02.49]Come on, come on.

[23:04.36]

[23:08.80]Perfect.

[23:10.03]

[23:11.20]Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give allyour money away to a homeless

guy?

[23:14.57]

[23:14.74]Yes, yes, I do.

[23:16.23]

[23:16.41]Letting himburn out your phone...

[23:17.93]

[23:18.11]...so you can't call AAAwhen you run out of gas?


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[23:20.37]

[23:20.54]That sounds like a fucking great idea!

[23:23.04]

[23:23.78]Why don't you take a strollthrough the hills...

[23:26.04]

[23:26.22]...and get killed by the Manson family?Don't mind if I do.

[23:29.58]

[23:46.90]Come on, man.

[23:48.73]

[23:51.24]Yes. Since that's my only fucking option.

[23:54.70]

[24:10.69]Would you like to carry a 20-poundcontainer of gas up a giant

hill to your car?

[24:14.69]

[24:14.87]Oh, could I? Could I really?

[24:17.96]

[24:19.37]That's a good look.

[24:20.86]

[24:22.77]- Hi. Did you just take my picture?- Maybe.

[24:26.30]

[24:27.44]Did you just run out of gas?[24:29.61]

[24:30.08]Maybe.

[24:31.38]

[24:33.08]That sucks.That happened to me last week.

[24:37.04]

[24:37.22]When you were drivingout of your way...

[24:39.05]

[24:39.22]...to drop off a homeless guy who wore outyour battery so

you couldn't call AAA?

[24:42.99]

[24:43.16]No. I take itthat's what happened to you.

[24:45.96]

[24:46.13]No. Why would you assume that?

[24:48.53]

[24:50.43]He used up your phone?

[24:51.73]

[24:51.90]Yeah. Apparently he was the most popularhomeless man on the


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planet.

[24:55.84]

[24:56.01]He was staying connected.It was good to see.

[24:58.60]

[24:58.78]I'm just glad that I couldbe a part of it, really.

[25:01.77]

[25:01.95]- That must feel good.- Oh, truly, truly.

[25:04.57]

[25:04.75]Yeah. And I'm getting some exercise,which is cool.

[25:07.24]

[25:07.92]Well, do you need a ride?

[25:09.61]

[25:10.69]On that thing?

[25:12.25]

[25:22.97]Am I going too fast for you?

[25:25.13]

[25:25.30]No. In fact, I think you should go faster.

[25:28.17]

[25:28.34]That way if we crash, at least I'll die.

[25:31.10]

[25:31.27]I just don't wannabe kept alive artificially.[25:34.00]

[25:43.39]- What are you doing?- I'm taking a picture. Smile.

[25:48.19]

[25:49.49]- I can't see. I'm blind.- Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!

[25:54.12]

[26:06.54]Yeah, that's getting it good. Yep.

[26:10.60]

[26:12.75]- Well, thanks again for the ride.- No problem.

[26:15.08]

[26:15.25]Hopefully the color will returnto your face sometime soon.

[26:18.48]

[26:18.66]- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy.- Really?

[26:21.65]

[26:21.83]I never would've guessed that.You seemed so at ease on two.

[26:25.32]

[26:27.26]- Can I have my helmet back now?- I'm still wearing it, aren't

I?


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[26:31.06]

[26:31.23]Yeah.

[26:32.39]

[26:33.90]Thanks.

[26:35.73]

[26:36.87]So you okay?

[26:38.03]

[26:38.21]Yeah, I'm good, unless you wannastick around and make out.

[26:41.41]

[26:41.58]- What?- What did you say?

[26:44.10]

[26:47.78]Hey, I...

[26:49.34]

[26:54.66]Have a good night.

[26:56.68]

[27:21.99]Yes.

[27:23.89]

[27:32.30]"Yes always leads to something good.

[27:34.76]

[27:38.80]Never avoid opportunities.

[27:41.00][27:41.17]They may come in any form."

[27:43.26]

[27:47.78]- Hello?- Carl, it's your buddy Norman.

[27:51.01]

[27:51.18]Well, and your boss, but more your buddythan your boss, right?

[27:54.12]

[27:54.28]I guess.

[27:56.01]

[27:57.29]So look, we're kind of shorton Saturday staff.

[28:00.15]

[28:00.32]Is there any way you could come in?

[28:01.98]

[28:02.99]Sure.

[28:04.22]

[28:04.39]Nothing I like better than the insideof a bank on a beautiful

Saturday.

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[28:08.03]Yeah. Yeah, there really is somethingmagical about this

place.

[28:12.26]

[28:16.41]Would I like to increase the sizeof my penis?

[28:20.37]

[28:21.51]Right.

[28:22.60]

[28:23.18]Like I need that.

[28:24.84]

[28:29.22]- Persian wifefinder.- Hi there. I am Faranoush.

[28:34.09]

[28:34.26]Would you be the man for me?

[28:36.75]

[28:37.19]I guess so.

[28:38.96]

[28:40.03]Excuse me. I'd like to applyfor a small-business loan.

[28:43.33]

[28:43.50]And what's your business?

[28:44.80]

[28:44.97]I bake cakes in the shapeof different celebrities' faces.

[28:48.20][28:48.61]- Oh, wow, Mickey Rourke.- No. It's Bono.

[28:52.56]

[28:53.11]Oh. Yeah, right.

[28:55.63]

[28:55.81]Let's hope it doesn't tastelike Mickey Rourke.

[28:58.18]

[28:59.55]So, what do you think?

[29:00.88]

[29:04.22]I think yes.

[29:05.78]

[29:11.03]Inta-maresting.

[29:12.59]

[29:13.10]Cakes, huh?

[29:14.53]

[29:14.70]Yeah. I just kind of went with my guton it, Norm.

[29:18.79]

[29:19.34]- You called me Norm.- Yeah.


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[29:21.63]

[29:21.81]- Could that, like, be my nickname?- Yeah. I guess.

[29:25.33]

[29:25.51]Oh, nice. I like your style.Car. That could be yours.

[29:30.34]

[29:30.55]Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...

[29:32.41]

[29:32.58]But it's the kind of dazzlewe need around here.

[29:34.78]

[29:34.95]- Yeah.- And you know what I did?

[29:36.82]

[29:36.99]What?

[29:38.01]

[29:38.19]That Demko thing really chapped my ass.I marched upstairs

and I told the big guns:

[29:42.75]

[29:42.93]"Carl gets promoted in lieu of Demko,or along with Demko...

[29:46.52]

[29:46.70]...whichever, or I walk."

[29:49.13]

[29:49.30]Really? What did they say?[29:51.56]

[29:51.73]Well, they were quite attracted to the mewalking option, you

know, for a moment.

[29:55.47]

[29:55.64]- But then I threw that off the table.- Good move.

[29:57.97]

[29:58.14]And they said if you started to showsome initiative, I could

promote you.

[30:01.60]

[30:02.38]And?

[30:03.40]

[30:03.61]- Well, you're doing it.- Yeah?

[30:04.94]

[30:05.11]- Yeah, the whole cake thing.- Yeah.

[30:06.88]

[30:07.05]- You're making up nicknames.- Okay.

[30:08.78]


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[30:08.95]Know what?I called Demko this morning...

[30:10.82]

[30:10.99]...to ask if he could work,and know what he said?

[30:13.29]

[30:13.46]- No.- How did you know that?

[30:15.65]

[30:15.83]He's not here.

[30:16.85]

[30:17.03]- Yeah, but you are, Car.- Yeah.

[30:19.39]

[30:19.56]And that's why I'm gonnagive the job to you.

[30:22.55]

[30:22.93]Norm, that's amazing.Oh, my God. Thank you.

[30:26.23]

[30:26.40]Nice little raise in it for you too.Bump up your salary to

65.

[30:30.43]

[30:30.61]- Thousand?- Of course, thousand.

[30:33.44]

[30:33.61]Come on, let's step this thingup a notch, Broseph.

[30:36.48][30:38.38]See what I did there?

[30:39.41]

[30:39.58]I joined "bro" with "Joseph." Broseph.Pretty cool, huh?

[30:44.88]

[30:45.39]Very cool, Norm.

[30:46.88]

[30:50.96]I have been such a dick and a douche.

[30:53.95]

[30:54.40]More of a douchethan a dick, probably...

[30:56.76]

[30:56.93]...but I'm sorry. I should have been there.I mean, really.

[30:59.73]

[31:00.00]- You're preaching to the choir, Carl.- I'm telling you, man,

things are different.

[31:04.57]

[31:04.74]Okay. Wait, so wait.You have to say yes to everything?

[31:07.27]


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[31:07.44]Yeah, exactly. It's like you said:I wasn't open to stuff,

and now I am...

[31:11.21]

[31:11.38]...and things are changing for me.It's like the era of yes

has begun.

[31:15.41]

[31:15.59]All right. Look, gets you out of the house,I'm all for it.

[31:18.55]

[31:18.72]Excuse me.Could we get another round of drinks?

[31:20.99]

[31:21.16]And actually, we're gonna start a tab...

[31:23.02]

[31:23.19]...and our good friend here, Carl,will be taking care of it.

[31:26.16]

[31:27.86]- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy?- Yes. Yes, I

am.

[31:32.46]

[31:32.64]Okay.

[31:34.00]

[31:38.04]I should be prepping my case for Monday,but I cannot miss

this.[31:42.34]

[31:42.51]Hey, you, another bump of hot sauce.

[31:45.71]

[31:47.18]Boy, you guys are really into this yes thing.

[31:51.21]

[31:55.76]Argh!

[31:57.16]

[31:59.90]Okay, okay.

[32:01.33]

[32:21.58]He did it.

[32:22.74]

[32:32.20]Drinks on me.

[32:34.06]

[32:34.93]Crazy, man.

[32:36.13]

[32:37.53]Carl, that was so awesome.

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[32:39.07]- Okay.- Excuse me. Could I...

[32:41.54]

[32:41.70]Absolutely.

[32:43.54]

[32:43.71]I don't think that's what she wasasking for, but all right.

[32:47.90]

[32:50.88]Was I chewing gum before?

[32:52.85]

[32:53.02]Hey. What do youthink you're doing, asshole?

[32:55.54]

[32:55.72]Easy, easy.It was a little misunderstanding, okay?

[32:58.38]

[32:58.55]I'm just saying yes to life, homes.You gotta say yes to life.

[33:03.75]

[33:03.93]I made a sacred "conevant."

[33:07.09]

[33:07.60]That sounded naughty.

[33:09.22]

[33:09.87]- I think you and I need to step outside.- No. God, no.

[33:12.66]

[33:12.84]Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.[33:16.17]

[33:16.57]Okay. But if I win...

[33:19.17]

[33:19.34]...I get to take that pretty girl of yoursto a ball...

[33:23.21]

[33:23.38]...because she deserves that.

[33:25.71]

[33:25.88]Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball.

[33:29.34]

[33:30.09]That is so nice.

[33:32.08]

[33:35.93]Oh, shit.

[33:36.98]

[33:40.06]All right. He punched meright in the face, man.

[33:43.73]

[33:43.90]- Don't worry. I got your back.- You don't have anybody's.

[33:46.53]


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[33:46.70]I'm sorry, man. It's all our fault.

[33:48.40]

[33:48.57]- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7.- I know.

[33:51.30]

[33:51.47]Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?

[33:53.41]

[33:53.58]Yeah, we're gonna fight.We're gonna fight, all right. Okay?

[33:57.14]

[33:57.31]You want some, huh, more?

[33:59.58]

[33:59.75]Because I am open for business, okay?Oh, where'd I go?

[34:03.12]

[34:03.75]Oh, where'd I go?

[34:05.35]

[34:05.52]Yeah, how do you fightwhat you can't see?

[34:07.61]

[34:08.89]Did you see The Legend of Billy Jack?

[34:12.22]

[34:12.63]Because I'm gonna take this foot...

[34:15.03]

[34:15.20]...and I'm gonna whop youon that side of your face...[34:18.96]

[34:19.14]...and there's not a goddamn thingyou can do about it.

[34:21.73]

[34:23.64]Just don'tbreak my teeth off on the curb, okay?

[34:26.04]

[34:26.21]But let's really sell this.Give them a show.

[34:30.08]

[34:30.25]What?

[34:31.27]

[34:31.45]First, we haveto establish the ground rules.

[34:36.25]

[34:36.42]And the ground rules arethere are no ground rules.

[34:39.79]

[34:44.19]Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.

[34:47.06]

[34:47.36]Well, maybe you need to startbeing the right guy.

[34:49.99]


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[34:50.17]That's why you got punched out...

[34:51.69]

[34:51.87]...because you got the wrong attituderight out of the gate.

[34:55.43]

[34:55.61]I'm over here, dickhole.

[34:57.00]

[34:57.54]Oh, my God. That's so funny.

[35:01.14]

[35:01.44]You're a complete...

[35:03.44]

[35:04.71]You all right?

[35:05.74]

[35:05.92]I almost blocked it.Didn't get there in time.

[35:08.01]

[35:08.18]Okay, we're done.We've been drinking.

[35:09.91]

[35:10.09]- He's really been drinking.- Seriously, man.

[35:12.08]

[35:12.26]I'm glad we had this experience.

[35:14.12]

[35:14.46]- I think we both grew from it. Call me.- You asshole.[35:19.69]

[35:21.23]We really did.- Yeah. We did, bud.

[35:26.53]

[35:29.74]She's never gonna go to a ball.

[35:32.17]

[35:32.34]No. No, she's not.

[35:35.14]

[36:06.81]- Okay. Tillie, there you are.- Hi, Carl.

[36:10.87]

[36:11.05]What can I do for you?

[36:12.45]

[36:12.62]Well, I was wondering if you could help meput up some shelves.

[36:15.95]

[36:16.95]Oh, really?

[36:18.55]

[36:24.79]Okay. That should just about do it.

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[36:31.07]- I'll see you later, Tillie.- That was wonderful, Carl.

[36:34.47]

[36:35.40]Oh, not so fast.

[36:38.20]

[36:38.81]What are you doing?

[36:40.21]

[36:41.08]- Oh, darn, I forgot to go to the bank.- Oh, that's okay.

[36:45.01]

[36:45.18]I'm getting so forgetful.

[36:47.74]

[36:47.92]- It happens with age.- Don't worry about it.

[36:50.98]

[36:51.15]I am gonna have to repay you somehow.

[36:53.95]

[36:54.12]Oh, just doing a favor for a neighboris good enough for me.

[36:58.22]

[36:59.46]You are so handsome.

[37:01.95]

[37:02.97]How come I never see youwith a girl over there?

[37:06.66]

[37:06.84]Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing,but I am dating.[37:12.50]

[37:12.68]- Would you like a release?- I'm sorry?

[37:15.34]

[37:15.51]You know, a sexual release?

[37:18.34]

[37:18.55]Uh...

[37:19.88]

[37:20.82]- What do I do here?- Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.

[37:25.12]

[37:25.29]You just lay backand I will take care of everything.

[37:28.95]

[37:29.13]I don't know what to say here.I'm stumped. I'm baffled.

[37:32.49]

[37:32.66]I don't know if I'm gonna be ableto say yes to this one, Till.

[37:35.72]

[37:35.90]- Oh, come on.- But thanks for the offer and the image.

[37:39.16]


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[37:39.34]And I've got this thing I gotta do,so I'll be seeing you.

[37:44.30]

[37:45.54]In my nightmares.

[37:48.60]

[37:49.98]Oh, come on, give me a break.

[37:52.24]

[37:53.25]Terrence said this would happen if I said no.That's

ridiculous.

[37:56.45]

[37:56.62]Get out of there.If I wanna say no, I'll say no!

[38:01.35]

[38:15.44]Nice dog.

[38:16.46]

[38:28.15]Just relax. I'll handle this.

[38:32.52]

[38:38.23]Oh, God!

[38:39.79]

[38:40.90]Oh, God! Oh, no. Oh, my...

[38:44.56]

[38:45.37]Wow.

[38:46.46][38:46.77]That... Oh...

[38:49.00]

[38:50.54]That is a...

[38:52.01]

[38:52.17]How are you doing that? Ay!

[38:53.97]

[39:00.68]"Costume party. Come as your favoriteHarry Potter

character."

[39:04.21]

[39:04.39]You got it, Norm.

[39:05.41]

[39:53.44]Hi.

[39:54.46]

[39:56.64]Really? I've always wantedto try it. Yeah.

[40:00.13]

[40:00.31]So I can expect delivery anytimebetween 8 a.m. and 5:30?

[40:03.18]


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[40:04.55]Hello. Wondering if you had a moment...

[40:06.48]

[40:06.65]...to discuss the Church of Jesus Christ.- Yeah, come on in.

[40:09.52]

[40:10.69]- Buttercup Girls.- Buttercup Girls.

[40:13.88]

[40:15.56]Yeah. All right.

[40:17.39]

[40:20.33]Hey. It's really working. Ah!

[40:24.03]

[40:28.57]It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.

[40:32.01]

[40:32.17]I do wanna take guitar lessons.I do wanna learn how to fly.

[40:35.74]

[40:35.91]Yes, I would like to learn Korean.

[40:37.57]

[40:37.75]I would understand

[40:44.74]

[40:46.92]All right, now I got it.

[40:48.41]

[40:52.39]Whoa.[40:53.66]

[41:07.24]What did he call me?

[41:09.40]

[41:15.02]Homeless.

[41:16.04]

[41:17.25]Come and get it.

[41:19.05]

[41:19.26]There you are. You want some?

[41:21.22]

[41:21.42]He never listens.

[41:22.75]

[41:24.09]Yeah.

[41:25.12]

[41:25.90]I wanna start anorganic-fertilizer distribution business.

[41:29.23]

[41:33.37]Next.

[41:34.43]


34/78

[41:35.20]- Wanna see a... Oh, sorry.- You know what? I'd love to.

[41:39.07]

[41:39.24]Way to stick in there.

[41:40.94]

[42:00.26]There you go.

[42:01.59]

[42:01.83]Hey. I came.

[42:04.20]

[42:04.77]Great.

[42:06.46]

[42:07.84]Yeah.

[42:09.10]

[42:10.91]Rolling Rock, please.

[42:12.60]

[42:15.51]From the dawn of time...- In the netherworld.

[42:18.34]

[42:20.15]There was a band.

[42:21.81]

[42:21.98]Oh, yes, there was.

[42:24.01]

[42:24.65]And we were that band.[42:26.05]

[42:26.22]Yes, we were.

[42:28.02]

[42:28.22]And that band made rock 'n' roll.

[42:29.95]

[42:30.13]Oh, yes, they did.

[42:31.68]

[42:32.49]And that band ate arameand other sea vegetables.

[42:36.95]

[42:37.13]Yeah.

[42:38.57]

[42:38.73]And that band was rad.

[42:41.79]

[42:44.84]Hello, Jake, Penelope,Rodrigo, Phillip, Zachary.

[42:49.83]

[42:50.05]- We are Munchausen by Proxy.- You're kidding me.

[42:52.91]


35/78

[42:53.08]I should have been the oneTo break up with you

[42:55.21]

[42:55.38]You said, "Who are you?"

[42:57.32]

[42:57.49]Who are you?

[42:59.32]

[42:59.49]I wanna snap your neck and spit on youYou said, "Who are you?"

[43:04.89]


[43:06.93]

[43:07.30]If I got a call that said you were deadYou said, "Who are

you?"

[43:12.36]


[43:14.56]

[43:14.74]I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevsYou said, "Who

are you?"

[43:19.50]


[43:22.17]

[43:22.34]Hey, did you ever meet my friend Ian?He's a computer hacker.[43:26.78]

[43:26.95]He helped me erase your MySpace page.

[43:30.41]

[43:30.59]And your band's MySpace page.And your Facebook page.

[43:34.96]

[43:35.12]Happy networking, asshole.

[43:37.02]

[43:53.31]Don't call me past 11 p.m.It won't happen again

[43:57.87]

[43:58.05]Happened once, it happened twice

[43:59.91]

[44:00.08]It happened three times,Maybe four times, maybe five times,

maybe

[44:03.75]

[44:03.92]Maybe it happened six timesBut it won't happen a seventh time

[44:06.85]

[44:07.02]No, no, no, no


36/78


37/78

[45:31.31]But you can walk me to my scooter.

[45:33.87]

[45:35.28]I teach a jogging photo group...

[45:37.68]

[45:37.85]...for people who want to both exerciseand practice

photography.

[45:42.25]

[45:42.42]Oh, yeah,that's getting very popular now.

[45:44.82]

[45:44.99]It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop.It's about five miles.

[45:48.98]

[45:49.16]It's at 6 a.m.

[45:51.46]

[45:51.63]Wow. I haven't been up at 6 a.m.in, like, never.

[45:55.89]

[45:56.06]- That's early.- Yeah, but it makes for amazing pictures.

[46:00.19]

[46:01.57]Okay, so you're in a band...

[46:03.00]

[46:03.17]...you do the jogging photography,what else?

[46:06.27][46:06.48]Whatever I want.

[46:08.57]

[46:08.74]I volunteer at a shelter. I paint a little bit.

[46:12.11]

[46:12.28]Yeah, that's cool.I've done some charity work.

[46:14.72]

[46:14.88]And some nude modeling, FYI.

[46:17.15]

[46:18.45]Good to know, if, you know,if I ever need to...

[46:21.51]

[46:23.46]So anyway, my answer is yes.I'd be happy to go out with you.

[46:27.29]

[46:27.46]I didn't ask you out.

[46:29.56]

[46:29.73]Could have fooled mewith that modeling comment.

[46:31.93]

[46:32.10]You said that.


38/78

[46:33.50]

[46:33.67]Well, whoever said it,it made me very uncomfortable.

[46:36.30]

[46:38.67]Hey, why don't youcome to my class tomorrow?

[46:41.20]

[46:41.38]Why don't you stop smothering me?Seriously. It's way too much

too soon.

[46:45.44]

[46:45.61]Yeah, I'd love to.

[46:46.81]

[46:48.38]Okay. I'll see you tomorrow...

[46:52.29]

[46:52.45]- Carl.- Allison.

[46:55.72]

[47:12.54]Yeah, Rooney?

[47:13.57]

[47:13.74]Yo, Carl, hitting the clubs.

[47:15.47]

[47:15.64]Got a case of Red Bull.Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?

[47:19.21]

[47:19.38]Yeah.[47:20.94]

[47:28.52]Okay, guys, everybody ready?Cameras loaded?

[47:30.96]

[47:31.13]- Allison?- Yeah?

[47:32.39]

[47:32.56]Do we need to use a flash?

[47:34.43]

[47:34.60]Not when the sun's up, Reggie.

[47:36.43]

[47:44.87]Beautiful night, guys.You take it to the limit, and I respect

that.

[47:48.10]

[47:48.28]Hit me on the cell this week.Let's do it again.

[47:51.08]

[47:51.25]Carl, if somebody asked me todescribe tonight, I would just

go, "Ow!"

[47:55.31]


39/78

[47:55.48]Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you,but I feel

comfortable.

[47:58.54]

[47:58.72]Look how close I'm getting.Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm

here.

[48:02.66]

[48:03.43]Allison, I'm here.

[48:05.45]

[48:07.13]Allison.

[48:08.29]

[48:09.67]Hey. Who were those guys?

[48:12.66]

[48:12.83]That's Rooney and my friend Lee.He's a nurse. I was making

fun of him.

[48:16.13]

[48:16.31]We hit a couple raves last night.It was totally off the hook.

[48:19.21]

[48:19.37]- You seem a little hyper.- Had a couple Red Bulls.

[48:21.67]

[48:21.84]Ever had Red Bull? I never had Red Bull.Had Red Bull last

night. I like Red Bull.[48:25.57]

[48:25.75]I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.

[48:27.61]

[48:27.78]Can't really see it right now,unless you do this.

[48:30.15]

[48:30.32]That's really something. Doesn't Red Bullmake you crash

pretty hard?

[48:33.76]

[48:33.92]No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.

[48:36.65]

[48:36.83]No. Hey, after we jog,we should get a Red Bull.

[48:39.82]

[48:40.00]You and I could get a Red Bull.We could share.

[48:42.40]

[48:42.56]- Okay, that'd be fu...- Red Bull.

[48:44.16]

[48:44.33]- That sounds...- Red Bull.


40/78

[48:45.46]

[48:45.67]- I think I'd...- Red Bull.

[48:46.86]

[48:47.04]- I'd really...- Red Bull.

[48:49.33]

[48:49.50]Red Bull.

[48:51.60]

[48:52.17]Okay. A lot of energy. I like it.Everybody, this is Carl.

[48:56.84]

[48:57.01]- Carl, this is everybody.- Hey, everybody.

[48:59.41]

[49:00.22]Come on. Let's get into shipshape.

[49:03.78]

[49:10.76]Oh, it's a good one.

[49:12.35]

[49:14.46]Hold that.

[49:15.45]

[49:16.80]Got it.

[49:17.92]

[49:28.04]Hey, Carl, you okay?

[49:30.10][49:32.85]Hold it right there.

[49:34.84]

[49:50.17]That's good.

[49:51.66]

[49:52.90]I can't put my finger on you.You're kind of unpredictable.

[49:57.90]

[49:58.27]Kind of mysterious.

[50:00.21]

[50:00.38]You know, listen.

[50:01.50]

[50:01.68]I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up.I like to mix

it up.

[50:05.11]

[50:05.28]If that doesn't jive with you,we should end this.

[50:07.61]

[50:07.78]I love that.

[50:09.65]


41/78

[50:09.82]I don't know how people go through lifewith the same boring

routine.

[50:13.02]

[50:13.19]- Just shoot me.- I know. Right in the face.

[50:15.25]

[50:15.42]Seriously, I dated this guy and I wasastounded at how content

he was...

[50:18.86]

[50:19.03]...just living his lifein this closed-off little box.

[50:21.69]

[50:21.86]I know. It's so frustrating. I justwanna grab these people

and shake them.

[50:25.53]

[50:25.70]Say, "Wake up, you. You're missing outon a little thing called

life."

[50:29.43]

[50:29.60]- That's so true.- Yeah.

[50:31.33]

[50:32.21]So, what happenedto closed-off-little-box boy?

[50:35.27]

[50:35.44]It just didn't work out. It's a long story.[50:38.71]

[50:38.88]Yeah? Same storyyou were singing about last night?

[50:42.28]

[50:43.12]Might be.

[50:44.71]

[50:45.62]Closed-off-little-box boy, tender topic.Probe no further.

[50:48.59]

[50:48.76]Okay, if you must know,we lived together.

[50:52.02]

[50:52.19]I thought he was it, the one,or whatever.

[50:55.19]

[50:55.36]And then surprise, he ended it,out of nowhere for no reason.

[50:58.99]

[50:59.17]Gone, never saw him again.

[51:00.53]

[51:01.40]Wow. That's rough. I'm sorry.

[51:05.10]


42/78

[51:05.57]Next time you should warn meabout the length of the story,

though.

[51:08.63]

[51:08.81]Kind of dragged on.

[51:09.90]

[51:10.08]- I'll work on that.- Yeah, just trim the fat.

[51:12.41]

[51:12.81]Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.

[51:17.11]

[51:28.36]She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.

[51:30.83]

[51:31.00]She has no clue what she's doingand she doesn't care.

[51:33.47]

[51:33.64]She's the complete opposite of me.

[51:35.13]

[51:35.30]Carl, could you please pass the Cholula?

[51:37.60]

[51:37.77]Sure, Faranoush.

[51:39.74]

[51:40.68]How did you two meet again?

[51:42.11][51:42.28]Persianwifefinder.com. It's pretty cool.You should check it

out.

[51:45.94]

[51:46.11]- I'm engaged.- Oh, yeah.

[51:48.51]

[51:48.68]Should you talk about Allisonin front of Faranoush?

[51:51.08]

[51:51.25]It's okay, man. We just met.She knows it's not exclusive.

[51:54.12]

[51:54.29]- Besides, she's totally not my type.- I can hear you.

[51:58.12]

[51:58.29]Sorry, Faranoush.

[51:59.69]

[52:00.30]Anyway, I never would've met Allisonif I hadn't said yes to

the homeless guy.

[52:04.10]

[52:04.27]You wouldn't be on a datewith a strange woman.


43/78

[52:06.43]

[52:06.60]- No offense, Faranoush.- None taken.

[52:09.00]

[52:09.17]I didn't realizeI was dealing with a no man.

[52:12.27]

[52:12.44]No, I think it's great.Throw this away for me, will you?

[52:15.97]

[52:19.05]- Hey, honey.- Hey.

[52:21.35]

[52:23.22]- Lucy. Faranoush, Lucy. Lucy, Faranoush.- Hello.

[52:27.45]

[52:29.56]So my friends are being really lame...

[52:31.36]

[52:31.53]...and nobody's offeredto throw me a bridal shower.

[52:34.69]

[52:34.86]Hey, I have an idea.

[52:37.23]

[52:37.57]Carl, would you like to throw Lucya bridal shower?

[52:40.47]

[52:40.84]Yeah. Sure.

[52:43.74][52:43.91]Why not? That'd be great.Yeah, I'd love that.

[52:46.14]

[52:46.31]- Problem solved.- Yeah.

[52:47.87]

[52:53.68]- Really?- Yeah.

[52:55.78]

[52:55.95]Well, thanks, Carl.

[52:58.98]

[52:59.35]Thanks, that's really sweet.

[53:03.42]

[53:03.86]That's great.- That is sweet, Carl.

[53:05.72]

[53:05.89]Thanks, Faranoush.

[53:07.89]

[53:08.16]Oh, I forgot, I gotta pick up costumesfor me and Allison.

[53:10.93]

[53:11.10]Costumes for what?


44/78

[53:12.36]

[53:13.87]Expelliarmus! Just kidding.

[53:16.46]

[53:16.64]That's okay. I blocked itand deflected it back.

[53:18.73]

[53:18.91]Oh. Kaching!Wow. Cool costume, my man.

[53:22.71]

[53:22.88]The only one they had leftwas for toddlers.

[53:25.44]

[53:25.61]This is Allisonand her wand made from a sequoia.

[53:28.88]

[53:29.92]- Hi.- You must be Norman.

[53:31.15]

[53:31.32]Yes, nice to meet you.Thanks for coming. Come in.

[53:35.48]

[53:36.89]Yeah, we've got, well, drinks,you know...

[53:39.49]

[53:39.66]...chips, dips...

[53:41.29]

[53:41.46]...and good people, just like you two.

[53:44.80][53:45.63]- Thanks.- Pace yourselves.

[53:46.93]

[53:47.10]It's gonna be a crazy night.

[53:48.83]

[53:54.54]- Get in there, play the zone.- Come on.

[53:57.24]

[53:57.41]- Good dip, huh, H. P?- Mm.

[53:59.94]

[54:00.12]Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've gotan exclusive

membership card.

[54:04.28]

[54:04.45]And with that card, I get accessto the whole place.

[54:07.42]

[54:07.59]I can buy large quantities of anythingat discount prices.

[54:11.18]

[54:11.56]Can't anyone get one of those cards?

[54:13.72]


45/78

[54:14.20]No, don't think so.But I can talk to someone, if you'd like.

[54:17.86]

[54:18.63]- Yeah, put in a good word for us.- That would be great.

[54:21.23]

[54:22.94]Feels strange to be going home,doesn't it?

[54:25.87]

[54:26.21]"I'm not going home, not really."

[54:29.73]

[54:32.58]Oh, bye.

[54:34.38]

[54:38.89]Alrighty, gang.Who wants to watch Chamber of Secrets?

[54:42.35]

[54:50.97]- Well, thanks for coming, guys.- So nice to meet you.

[54:54.03]

[54:54.20]Good to meet you, too. Thank you.And hey.

[54:56.73]

[54:56.91]That's right. Come in. I'll go in.

[55:00.14]

[55:00.31]Keep your hand there like in a shake.The other hand goes around

for a hug.

[55:04.11][55:04.28]- Yeah. Tap it.- Thanks for walking me through that.

[55:07.61]

[55:07.78]That's all right.- Bye.

[55:09.58]

[55:09.75]Okay, guys,all aboard the Hogwarts Express.

[55:12.85]

[55:13.02]Next stop, Azkaban.

[55:15.08]

[55:23.53]Hey.

[55:24.79]

[55:25.20]Do you wanna drive?

[55:27.36]

[55:33.64]- Hey, you're getting better.- Yeah, not bad, huh?

[55:37.04]

[55:38.38]Whoa. Yep, I got it.

[55:40.68]

[55:46.45]I got an idea.


46/78

[55:48.75]

[55:54.43]- We can't do this.- Why? You scared?

[55:58.73]

[56:01.80]Hurry. Somebody's coming.And I think I see something. Hurry.

[56:06.17]

[56:09.08]This is crazy.- I know, but it's great.

[56:13.98]

[56:39.97]This is unreal.

[56:42.53]

[56:42.78]I couldn't agree more.

[56:44.90]

[56:55.12]Ooh

[56:56.45]

[56:58.76]Ooh

[57:00.25]

[57:06.00]Ooh

[57:07.30]

[57:22.75]You know, I've never let anyonedrive my scooter before.

[57:26.58]

[57:27.22]I've never let anyone kiss meon the stage of the Hollywood

Bowl before.[57:30.92]

[57:55.35]Good evening, Los Angeles.

[57:57.41]

[57:57.59]Please welcome to the Hollywood BowlMunchausen by Proxy.

[58:00.78]

[58:02.42]I'm your biggest fan. Bang!

[58:04.08]

[58:04.26]I killed her.

[58:05.45]

[58:06.96]I'm a somebody.

[58:08.22]

[58:09.43]I don't know about that.

[58:11.63]

[58:11.80]- Come on, you gotta have creepy fans.- I don't think so.

[58:14.39]

[58:14.57]- We don't have that much of a following.- What are you talking

about?


47/78

[58:17.77]

[58:17.94]Rodrigo and the guys at the bar.They can't be trusted.

[58:20.67]

[58:20.84]There's me and my friends. That makeseight or nine very

unstable people.

[58:25.84]

[58:26.01]- How many people can this place even hold?- Like 17,000.

[58:30.18]

[58:30.35]So each one of us invites 1800of our closest friends.

[58:35.22]

[58:35.39]No need.I know our music isn't that mainstream.

[58:38.33]

[58:38.49]- What?- I love doing it.

[58:40.32]

[58:40.83]It's like my photography.

[58:42.30]

[58:42.46]I know there isn't that much demandfor photographs...

[58:44.93]

[58:45.10]...taken while running, but...

[58:46.69]

[58:46.87]I wasn't gonna say anything.[58:49.00]

[58:49.17]You know, who cares?The world's a playground.

[58:52.70]

[58:52.87]You know that when you're a kid...

[58:54.47]

[58:54.64]...but somewhere along the way,everyone forgets it.

[58:57.27]

[58:58.08]I love your music.

[59:00.01]

[59:00.28]Anybody can take a photo standing still.

[59:03.11]

[59:04.09]Hey. What are you doing?- Oh, shit.

[59:07.68]

[59:07.86]- Stop.- Stopping.

[59:09.52]

[59:09.69]- Come on, Carl, run.- Thanks.

[59:11.99]


48/78

[59:12.16]- Wait right there.- You got it.

[59:13.56]

[59:13.73]Down on the ground.- Whatever you say.

[59:15.49]

[59:15.66]- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go.- All right. I can't

please everyone.

[59:20.10]

[59:23.27]Run!

[59:24.50]

[59:24.77]Hello, everybody.

[59:26.47]

[59:26.64]A little vitamin C. Keep your strength up.I will be right

with you.

[59:32.08]

[59:32.25]- Pass those out, will you?- Sure.

[59:34.41]

[59:38.82]- Lee?- Hey.

[59:41.52]

[59:41.69]What up, my brizzo?

[59:44.16]

[59:45.49]- That's not right, is it?- Carl, I need you for a second.[59:48.59]

[59:49.70]Can you hang on a minute, Lee?

[59:52.06]

[59:53.50]What's going on, Norm?

[59:55.56]

[59:55.74]Something's going down on a big scale.

[59:57.57]

[59:57.74]Guy from Corporate's here. Don't look.He wants to talk to

you.

[60:01.70]

[60:01.88]I think it's about all those loansyou've been approving.

[60:05.04]

[60:05.68]Well, we had a nice run.

[60:08.44]

[60:08.62]I might get shit-canned, Norm.

[60:10.88]

[60:11.22]Anyway, don't worry about it.It'll lead to something good.


49/78

[60:14.21]

[60:14.39]- Hey, I'm part of this too.- No.

[60:16.52]

[60:16.69]- Yeah. I stood by and let it happen.- Norm.

[60:19.13]

[60:19.29]You were feeling it.You were in the loan zone, remember?

[60:21.92]

[60:22.10]- I was.- I was watching you.

[60:23.36]

[60:23.53]Yeah, you were.

[60:24.76]

[60:24.93]But I'm afraid it's caught up with us.Now you and I have to

face the music.

[60:28.46]

[60:28.64]- Come on.- Hey. Can I have one minute?

[60:31.80]

[60:31.97]- Okay.- Lee? What do you need?

[60:34.94]

[60:35.11]You may be my last loan.

[60:36.94]

[60:38.95]It's a Ducati.[60:40.68]

[60:40.85]I'm thinking it'll get people off my backabout the male nurse

thing.

[60:44.34]

[60:45.69]- See what I mean?- Yeah. Nice ride.

[60:49.18]

[60:51.13]See you on the other side, Lee.

[60:53.82]

[60:56.60]Carl.

[60:58.29]

[61:00.67]Wesley T. Parker.Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.

[61:03.87]

[61:04.04]Pleasure to meet you.

[61:05.94]

[61:13.11]Every two months, the typical loan officerapproves 35 to 40

loans.

[61:17.78]


50/78

[61:17.95]You have given out...

[61:19.98]

[61:20.76]...561.

[61:22.72]

[61:23.42]A little more than average, then.

[61:24.95]

[61:25.13]What's even more unusualare the amounts.

[61:27.49]

[61:28.00]A $250 loan for a mountain bike,$600 for windsurfing lessons.

[61:34.90]

[61:35.07]Have you ever tried that? It's fun.

[61:37.00]

[61:37.17]Carl, this bank traditionally has nevergiven out small loans.

[61:40.16]

[61:40.34]- If I can explain... Yeah, certainly.- Sit down.

[61:42.47]

[61:42.64]At first I thoughtyou might be raiding our coffers.

[61:45.11]

[61:45.31]- I would never do that.- I would if I could, so why wouldn't

you?

[61:48.31][61:54.56]But...

[61:56.11]

[61:58.36]But then I looked closer.

[61:59.69]

[62:00.46]These people are so gratefulto have their needs met...

[62:03.16]

[62:03.33]...more than 98 percent of themare following through with

payments.

[62:06.46]

[62:06.63]And because you've given outso many of them...

[62:08.73]

[62:08.90]...we're actually making a lot of money.Carl, these

micro-loans, not bad.

[62:13.17]

[62:13.54]See, Car, you worrywart.

[62:15.60]

[62:15.78]Carl, what would you say if I asked youto work upstairs with


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the big boys?

[62:19.34]

[62:19.55]- Corporate?- Wow.

[62:21.78]

[62:22.02]That's great. I would have to say...

[62:24.11]

[62:24.29]No, wait. Before we give our answer...

[62:27.12]

[62:27.29]...let's talk money.Dollars and cents, Wes.

[62:29.45]

[62:29.62]I'm afraid I can't discuss that with you,since we're only

taking Carl.

[62:33.53]

[62:34.03]Got it. Yep.

[62:35.39]

[62:35.56]We'll have the employment contract to youby the end of the

day.

[62:38.53]

[62:38.70]Nice work, Carl. Bump my fist.

[62:41.22]

[62:41.40]- Missed it. I was gonna fist you.- Here's some fist.[62:45.90]

[62:52.65]This one is nice.

[62:54.48]

[62:54.65]I especially love it in cream.What do you think?

[62:57.05]

[62:57.22]- I love it.- Yeah?

[62:58.24]

[62:58.42]Yeah.

[62:59.78]

[62:59.95]Bridal bingo?How do you play bridal bingo?

[63:03.52]

[63:03.69]It's the same as regular bingo...

[63:05.42]

[63:05.59]...but you just yell embarrassing factsabout the bride, okay?

[63:09.22]

[63:10.30]Yeah.

[63:11.32]


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[63:11.50]- No, I'm not doing bridal bingo.- Come on.

[63:13.40]

[63:13.57]I don't want anything complicated.

[63:15.16]

[63:15.34]You gotta squeeze every drop of juiceout of this experience.

[63:18.13]

[63:18.31]It doesn't sound complicated.Is it complicated?

[63:20.74]

[63:20.91]Are you going to be asking a lotmore question? I don't got

all day.

[63:24.50]

[63:27.88]- Maybe we should just go somewhere else.- It's okay. I'll

talk to her.

[63:31.88]

[64:20.77]Okay.

[64:21.79]

[64:25.54]Okay, bridal bingo very simple, okay?

[64:28.01]

[64:28.18]I can explain to you in more detailif you want.

[64:31.61]

[64:38.22]What's going on?[64:39.48]

[64:41.22]I mean, someone's trying to kill himself.

[64:43.28]

[64:44.56]Jump.

[64:46.15]

[64:46.76]What the hell are you looking at?

[64:49.25]

[64:50.30]Don't do it.- Don't point at me, buddy.

[64:53.83]

[64:54.00]Hey, lady, move that dog.

[64:55.90]

[64:56.50]Buddy, can you move over a little bit,like two feet?

[64:59.06]

[64:59.24]Has somebody called the police?

[65:00.71]

[65:00.88]Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here.Somebody needs to

talk him down.


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[65:04.33]

[65:04.51]Move out the way.- Somebody help him!

[65:07.85]

[65:26.57]Don't do it.

[65:28.09]

[65:30.20]It can't be that bad.

[65:32.10]

[65:34.51]Hey, buddy.

[65:35.91]

[65:36.54]Who are you, man?

[65:38.03]

[65:38.21]Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself,so don't try to

stop me.

[65:41.91]

[65:42.55]- Okay.- What do mean, "Okay"?

[65:45.02]

[65:45.19]No, I don't mean okay.Just give me a second.

[65:48.71]

[65:49.29]I should say something to you here.

[65:51.42]

[65:53.09]I don't really know what it is.[65:54.65]

[65:54.83]Man, you terrible at this.Are you even a cop?

[65:56.92]

[65:57.10]Hold on a second, I'm thinking.

[65:59.07]

[66:01.97]Wait. I've got it.

[66:04.90]

[66:07.84]Where you going, man?

[66:09.47]

[66:09.64]I know it's not what I think it is.- Just stop.

[66:12.41]

[66:12.58]Oh, man.

[66:14.14]

[66:19.59]- My man. Hello?- Don't do it. I'm coming.

[66:23.39]

[66:23.56]Patience is a virtue.

[66:26.12]


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[66:29.06]What the hell you doing in there?

[66:32.00]

[66:34.70]I wish you would step backFrom that ledge, my friend

[66:38.83]

[66:39.67]You could cut ties with all the liesThat you've been living

in

[66:45.51]

[66:45.68]And if you never want to see me again

[66:49.28]


[66:54.62]


[67:01.79]

[67:02.13]Um... Oh...

[67:03.96]

[67:04.40]What is it?

[67:05.52]

[67:06.40]The angry boy a bit too insane

[67:09.03]

[67:09.24]Icing over a secret pain

[67:12.03][67:12.21]You know you don't belong

[67:17.44]

[67:17.61]Everyone I know has got a reason

[67:21.78]

[67:22.22]To say

[67:23.71]

[67:23.88]You can put the past away

[67:25.37]

[67:25.55]I wish you would step backFrom that ledge, my friend

[67:29.58]

[67:29.76]You could cut ties with all the liesYou've been living in

[67:34.49]

[67:34.66]And if you never want to see me again

[67:38.36]


[67:43.23]



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[67:46.24]


[67:52.98]


[67:57.14]


[68:00.32]

[68:09.03]I got blisters on my fingers.

[68:11.59]

[68:19.91]Carl.

[68:21.50]

[68:21.94]Stephanie, Ted, hey.

[68:24.50]

[68:24.68]How's it going?What are you guys doing here?

[68:26.77]

[68:26.95]We're doing a week in Tahiti. Ted's fatherowns a little piece

of property there.

[68:30.71]

[68:30.89]A hundred acres isn't so little, hon.Not in Tahiti, anyway.

[68:35.19]

[68:36.22]Hey, I saw you on TV.That was amazing, Carl.[68:40.18]

[68:40.36]It's just a little life that needed saving.No big deal.

[68:43.46]

[68:43.63]- So where you headed?- I'm meeting my girlfriend here.

[68:46.10]

[68:46.27]- We don't know where we're going.- Really?

[68:48.20]

[68:48.37]Yeah, we're just gonna pick a place.Kind of an eenie, meenie,

minie thing.

[68:51.93]

[68:52.11]Keeps it fresh. I'll see you guys.

[68:55.41]

[68:57.08]- That sounds like a lot of fun.- Can you imagine?

[68:59.67]

[68:59.85]No.

[69:01.54]

[69:13.16]So I have some carry-on here.


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[69:14.89]

[69:15.06]I'd like two tickets on the first planeout of here, please.

[69:19.47]

[69:19.63]We've never done this before.

[69:21.23]

[69:23.97]The next flight available for boarding...

[69:28.43]

[69:29.01]...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.

[69:30.44]

[69:32.41]Okay.

[69:33.44]

[69:33.61]- Okay.- Okay.

[69:34.64]

[69:34.82]- Yeah?- Lincoln.

[69:35.98]

[69:36.15]Here we come.

[69:37.31]

[69:41.26]Where does someone goin Lincoln, Nebraska?

[69:43.45]

[69:43.62]Well, clearly we should go there.

[69:46.65][69:52.47]"The earliest switchboardoperators' headsets...

[69:54.66]

[69:54.84]...weighed over 10 and a half pounds."

[69:57.10]

[69:57.27]- Interesting.- Look at this.

[70:00.07]

[70:01.58]- Very first phone call ever.- Pretty cool.

[70:04.04]

[70:04.21]Check out the phone.

[70:05.91]

[70:06.08]Smaller than I thought they would be.Hold on, I'm vibrating.

[70:09.61]

[70:09.78]Hello?

[70:11.68]

[70:16.02]Nice shot.

[70:17.49]

[70:19.59]- What do you know about that?- Pretty sexy.


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[70:23.19]

[70:24.10]So, what do I do? I just...

[70:26.00]

[70:27.70]Take it easy.- Here you go.

[70:30.10]

[70:31.94]- Okay.- You got it.

[70:33.96]

[70:34.14]Pull?

[70:35.17]

[70:37.04]Good one.- I got it. I got it.

[70:39.10]

[70:39.28]Can I do it again? Can I do it again?What's wrong?

[70:42.18]

[70:48.19]Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it...

[70:50.12]

[70:50.29]... for your Universityof Nebraska Cornhuskers.

[70:54.56]

[71:02.60]Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.

[71:04.57]

[71:04.74]Hey, Pete, you mind putting thaton a coaster?

[71:07.30][71:07.47]What, do you live here now?

[71:09.07]

[71:09.24]Yeah. I asked Carl and he had to say yes.

[71:12.87]

[71:13.05]Hey. Is that Carl?

[71:15.71]

[71:15.88]- Wait a second.- Wait a second, wait a second.

[71:18.01]

[71:19.39]The energy is palpable here,Chris. I can't even hear myself

think.

[71:24.65]

[71:25.63]- I guess they're in Nebraska.- Wow.

[71:28.32]

[71:28.96]Now, this is the really interesting part.If you don't take

the heads off properly...

[71:33.53]

[71:33.70]...then everything gets mixedinto the batch.


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[71:36.19]

[71:36.37]Someone gets a beak in their bucketor a mouthful of tendons...

[71:39.36]

[71:39.54]...and you got a lawsuit on your hands.

[71:42.30]

[71:43.61]We got a fainter down in Head Removal.

[71:45.81]

[71:50.82]I can't believe I tripped like that.

[71:53.48]

[71:54.82]It seemed like you fainted.- No, I told you my foot caught

a nail.

[71:58.38]

[71:58.56]Okay. Because I thought it wasall the chicken beaks in the

bucket.

[72:02.15]

[72:02.33]Don't, please.

[72:04.19]

[72:05.97]Oh, God. It's starting to rain.

[72:08.30]

[72:09.64]Here. I have to protect you.

[72:12.00][72:12.27]Come on.

[72:13.76]

[72:13.94]Hurry, there's no time to lose.We have to find shelter.

[72:17.81]

[72:17.98]Come on.

[72:19.67]

[72:21.12]Get in here. It's okay. I got you.

[72:24.71]

[72:24.89]Allison, are you okay?

[72:27.62]

[72:28.29]Are you hurt? Are you hurt? You're okay?

[72:31.59]

[72:38.10]What?

[72:39.43]

[72:40.53]I don't know. I think I love you.

[72:43.06]

[72:44.47]Really?


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[72:45.94]

[72:46.11]I've known that I like you for a while,but just now I decided

that I love you.

[72:50.70]

[72:50.88]- Do you love me?- Definitely.

[72:54.18]

[72:54.35]I love you like...

[72:56.08]

[72:56.58]...I can't believe it.It's kind of ridiculous.

[72:59.88]

[73:00.69]I've been thinking...

[73:02.15]

[73:02.32]...and I know it's crazy,especially for me...

[73:04.81]

[73:04.99]...but maybe when we get backwe should move in together.

[73:09.86]

[73:11.20]Wow. Really? You've been thinking that?

[73:14.53]

[73:15.04]What do you think?

[73:16.66]

[73:16.84]- What do I think? Uh... Yeah.- Oh, God. You paused.[73:21.27]

[73:21.44]- No, I didn't pause.- You paused.

[73:22.91]

[73:23.08]No, I didn't pause.It was just a big step.

[73:25.05]

[73:25.21]It was a stupid idea.I shouldn't have said anything.

[73:27.84]

[73:28.02]Come on, what are you talking about?Here, ask me again.

[73:31.92]

[73:32.79]- Do you wanna move...- Yes.

[73:34.12]

[73:34.29]Did I pause there? I could probably knocka couple

milliseconds off that if you...

[73:38.78]

[73:53.57]Where are you traveling today?- Los Angeles.

[73:57.20]

[74:00.05]I'll just be one minute.


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[74:02.85]

[74:03.02]We should do this every weekend.We could see the whole world.

[74:06.51]

[74:06.69]I'm in.

[74:08.52]

[74:08.76]- You okay?- Yeah, I'm good.

[74:11.52]

[74:14.46]Sir?

[74:15.86]

[74:17.23]- You mind coming with us, please?- I'm sorry?

[74:20.20]

[74:20.37]We just wanna ask you a few questions.

[74:23.20]

[74:25.84]You're hilarious. Oh, that's great.

[74:28.57]

[74:28.74]Oh, beautiful. Are you in on this too?

[74:31.54]

[74:31.71]Oh, my God, you guys reallyhad me going there.

[74:33.87]

[74:34.05]There's a crazy man in the terminal.Red alert.

[74:36.88][74:38.32]- Oh, good job.- Let's go, funny guy.

[74:40.65]

[74:40.82]Come on, lady.

[74:42.41]

[74:44.16]- Do you hate your country, Mr. Allen?- What?

[74:47.42]

[74:47.59]- Do you hate America?- No. Of course not.

[74:51.76]

[74:51.93]Then why are you plotting to attack it?

[74:53.90]

[74:54.07]- What?- I think you have the wrong guy.

[74:56.06]

[74:56.24]I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?

[74:58.07]

[74:58.24]We've been tracking you.We know who you are.

[75:00.40]

[75:00.57]- We know what you're planning.- This is insane. Do you think


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I'm a terrorist?

[75:04.14]

[75:04.31]Why did you purchase these plane ticketsat the last minute?

[75:07.14]

[75:07.31]It was a spontaneous vacation.

[75:09.41]

[75:09.58]Right. I was just sayingto Agent Tweed...

[75:11.52]

[75:11.69]...how I wanted to take a fun-filledvacation to Lincoln,

Nebraska.

[75:14.95]

[75:15.12]Are you currently a memberof Persianwifefinder.com?

[75:19.25]

[75:19.46]- Yes, but you don't understand.- Yes? Who is that?

[75:22.49]

[75:22.66]Faranoush. It was nothing. I can explain.I can explain.

[75:25.79]

[75:25.97]Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officerat Brea Federal

Savings and Loan...

[75:29.73]

[75:29.90]...you gave a man moneyto start a fertilizer business.[75:32.43]

[75:32.61]- For what, bombs?- No.

[75:34.10]

[75:34.27]Have you recentlystarted taking flying lessons?

[75:36.47]

[75:36.64]- Yes. Oh, come on.- Why did you learn Korean?

[75:39.17]

[75:39.35]- Are you aligned with the North Koreans?- No. What?

[75:41.75]

[75:41.92]You were married for six months.Some immigration thing?

[75:44.48]

[75:44.65]- You were married?- Yes.

[75:46.78]

[75:47.79]That was a long time ago.I was gonna tell you.

[75:49.95]

[75:50.12]I was gonna tell her. I just never...

[75:52.75]


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[75:52.93]Start talking, Carl,if that is your real name.

[75:55.86]

[75:57.00]We knew another Karl we weren'ttoo crazy about, didn't we,

Tweed?

[76:01.02]

[76:02.34]His name was Marx.

[76:04.20]

[76:07.91]I need to speak to my attorney.

[76:10.14]

[76:14.85]Several months ago, my clientattended a self-empowerment

seminar...

[76:17.98]

[76:18.15]...that requires him to say yesto any request that's

presented.

[76:22.99]

[76:23.16]All of the activitythat appears suspicious...

[76:25.25]

[76:25.43]...the flying lessons,the spontaneous trip-taking...

[76:28.52]

[76:28.70]...it's all because he must say yesto any opportunity.

[76:31.43][76:32.67]- He's really into it.- You say yes to everything?

[76:34.93]

[76:35.10]- Are you kidding?- It's not how it sounds.

[76:37.00]

[76:37.17]How does it?I'd love to hear this.

[76:38.76]

[76:38.94]I'm wondering if there's a better settingfor this back and

forth.

[76:42.00]

[76:42.18]Maybe we should speak privately.Come on outside.

[76:45.14]

[76:47.95]- Whew. That was close.- What the hell, Carl?

[76:51.11]

[76:51.29]Are you serious?You say yes to everything?

[76:53.25]

[76:53.42]- Even if you don't like it?- No, of course not.

[76:56.29]


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[76:56.82]- Sometimes.- Oh, good. What a relief.

[76:58.85]

[76:59.03]I thought you lied all the time, but it'sjust sometimes.

That's excellent.

[77:02.76]

[77:02.93]So you didn't wannacome to my show...

[77:04.66]

[77:04.83]...you didn't wanna go jogging with me,you didn't wanna

travel with me?

[77:08.20]

[77:08.37]Yes, I did. That was my idea.

[77:10.20]

[77:10.37]When I asked youif you wanted to move in...

[77:12.36]

[77:12.54]...that took a lot for me to do that,and I meant it.

[77:14.97]

[77:15.14]I didn't know what to expect,but I guess I figured...

[77:17.77]

[77:17.94]...like an adult, you were gonnaweigh the options.

[77:20.28]

[77:20.45]You paused.[77:21.64]

[77:21.82]You wanted to say no but you couldn't.You had to say yes.

[77:24.48]

[77:24.65]- That's not entirely true.- How do I know if anything you

did...

[77:28.78]

[77:28.96]...was because you wanted to or becauseyou were following

some damn program?

[77:33.12]

[77:40.77]Allison.

[77:42.03]

[77:43.74]Bye, Carl.

[77:45.20]

[77:59.45]I can't believe I didn't tell herI was married. I'm such an

idiot.

[78:03.01]

[78:03.79]- You know what I did?- What's that?


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[78:05.38]

[78:05.56]She asked me to move in with herand I hesitated. That was

like a no.

[78:08.76]

[78:08.93]I should have said yes right away,you know?

[78:10.92]

[78:11.10]That's how the whole thing gotscrewed up. I broke the

covenant.

[78:14.07]

[78:14.23]Ever think things got screwed up...

[78:15.86]

[78:16.04]...because you said yes without thinking,not because of a

covenant you made?

[78:19.90]

[78:20.07]It's with the universe.It's a big deal.

[78:22.04]

[78:22.21]There is a middle ground here.You can process things.

[78:24.68]

[78:24.85]You can weigh them individually andmake decisions on a

case-by-case basis...

[78:28.41][78:28.58]...a.k.a. what normal people do.

[78:30.05]

[78:30.22]Yeah, that's a good point.Hold that thought. Allison!

[78:32.98]

[78:33.15]Or not.

[78:34.28]

[78:34.45]Allison, please, can't we talk for a sec?

[78:36.35]

[78:36.52]- Get away from me.- Okay.

[78:38.01]

[78:38.83]Farther.- Yeah.

[78:40.16]

[78:42.13]Carl.

[78:43.53]

[78:47.40]Bye, Carl.

[78:48.87]

[78:49.67]- Oh, I just love good food.- So do I.


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[78:52.57]

[78:52.74]- Do you?- Uh-huh.

[78:54.57]

[78:54.74]You know you and I are a lot alike?

[78:56.68]

[78:57.91]My mother likes good food.

[79:00.24]

[79:01.11]She always used to say,"I'd rather eat good food...

[79:03.74]

[79:03.92]... than bad food any old dayof the week. "

[79:05.85]

[79:06.02]Hey.

[79:07.58]

[79:07.89]It's me again.

[79:09.75]

[79:09.92]Specifically I'm talking about 15to 20 percent.

[79:12.39]

[79:12.56]The way we're gonna do thisis we're gonna go after the...

[79:15.53]

[79:31.45]Okay, I'm totally off the controls.

[79:34.24][79:35.12]You're officially flying by yourself.

[79:37.78]

[79:39.35]Cool.

[79:40.84]

[79:41.29]There's no greater feeling in the world,is there?

[79:44.31]

[79:47.56]Hello, Jake, Rodrigo,Penelope, Phillip, Zachary.

[79:53.02]

[79:53.20]I'd like to thank you all for coming...

[79:55.03]

[79:55.20]...for no other reasonthan you genuinely wanted to.

[79:58.33]

[79:58.51]In an unrelated note,everyone else can go jump off a bridge.

[80:02.17]

[80:14.22]Ah!

[80:15.92]

[80:33.61]Allison?


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[80:34.77]

[80:34.94]No, it's Wes P., Big C.Did I catch you at a bad time?

[80:39.07]

[80:39.25]- No, no, I'm just hanging here.- Okay, okay. Just checking

in.

[80:44.31]

[80:44.48]Seeing how Corporate's treating you.

[80:46.32]

[80:46.49]Kicks the crap out of dealingwith those peons, huh?

[80:48.89]

[80:49.06]- I never really thought of them as...- Hang on, hang on,

hang on, just a second.

[80:52.79]

[80:55.20]Wes? Can you hear me?

[80:58.29]

[80:58.47]Go get the ball!

[80:59.73]

[80:59.90]So listen, I got a job for you.We're shutting down a bunch

of branches...

[81:03.34]

[81:03.50]...and I need you to tell the managers.- Shutting downbranches?

[81:07.41]

[81:07.84]Which ones?

[81:09.31]

[81:10.98]We are Sparta!

[81:13.61]

[81:17.35]Hi, Norm.

[81:18.78]

[81:42.01]You have three messages.

[81:44.31]

[81:44.48]Hi, Car, this is youranswer phone speaking.

[81:47.21]

[81:47.38]No, it's me, Norm, just a reminderabout the party tonight.

[81:50.25]

[81:50.42]I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.

[81:53.48]

[81:53.89]Carl, it's Roons.Thanks for letting me use your car.


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[81:56.69]

[81:56.86]You might notice the front bumper missing.Not to worry.

[81:59.42]

[81:59.59]I gave them your insurance.The whole thing's being handled.

[82:02.36]

[82:02.53]And I left a pile of laundry in my room.Don't forget, no starch.

Love you.

[82:06.90]

[82:07.50]It's Peter. I'm sure you're awareand completely on top of

it...

[82:10.53]

[82:10.70]... but just wanted to make sure Lucy'sshower is still on

for tomorrow night.

[82:14.47]

[82:14.64]Haven't received confirmationof any sort from you. At all.

[82:17.77]

[82:17.94]- Shower. Shit.- It's on.

[82:20.61]

[82:20.78]Right? Call me.

[82:22.75]

[82:35.26]- Hey, guys.- Hey.[82:36.29]

[82:36.46]- What's wrong?- I just really need to talk to you.

[82:39.02]

[82:39.20]What?

[82:40.46]

[82:40.63]Come on inside. I'll explain everything.

[82:43.30]

[82:48.54]Surprise!

[82:50.81]

[82:50.98]- Oh, my God.- Happy shower.

[82:53.57]

[82:53.75]How did you pull this off?

[82:55.21]

[82:55.38]I just called in a few favors,kept throwing money at it.

[82:58.04]

[82:58.79]I like it, I like it.

[83:01.08]


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[83:01.25]- Rooney.- Congrats.

[83:02.69]

[83:02.86]- That's Bert. He's in fertilizer.- Hey, B.

[83:04.95]

[83:05.13]- And Lee, he's a male nurse.- I know Lee.

[83:07.29]

[83:07.76]Let's get this guy a drink.He doesn't have long to live.

[83:10.59]

[83:10.76]On him, on him.

[83:13.26]

[83:16.27]Cake?

[83:17.29]

[83:17.47]- Thanks.- Sure.

[83:18.49]

[83:18.67]- Oh, John Goodman.- No, it's Alec Baldwin.

[83:23.08]

[83:24.64]Oh, right. Nailed it.

[83:27.64]

[83:34.09]Norm. Hey, thanks for coming, man.

[83:38.08]

[83:38.26]- How you holding up?- I'm okay, Car.[83:41.09]

[83:41.26]You know, taking her day by day.

[83:44.13]

[83:44.30]Yeah. Well, I got a friendI want you to meet.

[83:47.13]

[83:47.53]Oh.

[83:48.66]

[83:53.07]- Norman, this is Soo-Mi.- Hi there.

[83:57.51]

[83:59.38]- Can I call you Soo?- Yes.

[84:03.75]

[84:03.92]Do you dance?

[84:04.94]

[84:05.52]Well, I've won some competitions.Watch this.

[84:08.01]

[84:08.19]- Come on.- Look out. Oh, hey.

[84:11.75]


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[84:38.02]- Oh, that's an interesting one.- Yep. And it's half-price,

so...

[84:43.65]

[84:47.96]Oh, jeez.

[84:49.83]

[84:50.43]- That's the best wedding shower ever, man.- Man, you deserve

it.

[84:53.73]

[84:53.90]- You all right?- Yeah. Yeah.

[84:55.87]

[84:56.04]- Yeah? She's still not calling you back?- No.

[84:59.13]

[84:59.31]- What are you gonna do?- I don't know.

[85:01.83]

[85:02.01]I guess I'll just stick with the program.Keep saying yes to

everything.

[85:06.07]

[85:06.25]I know it sounds silly...

[85:07.84]

[85:08.01]...but maybe that bad stuffwill lead to something good.

[85:10.57][85:10.75]Doesn't sound silly.Well, maybe a little silly.

[85:15.05]

[85:15.66]You wanna get dinner tomorrow night?

[85:17.35]

[85:17.52]- Yes. And not because I have to.- Great.

[85:20.52]

[85:20.69]- Well, you do have to.- Yeah.

[85:23.32]

[85:24.26]- But you want to.- Oh, yeah.

[85:26.99]

[85:27.17]- So bad.- Oh, God, me too.

[85:29.64]

[85:29.80]- It's all I can think about.- Really?

[85:31.77]

[85:37.24]Hi there.

[85:39.14]

[85:40.08]Hello there.


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[85:41.71]

[85:42.48]You must be Tillie.

[85:45.45]

[85:46.49]- I've certainly heard a lot about you.- Isn't that nice?

[85:51.48]

[85:54.99]- Would you mind helping me?- Absolutely, yeah. No problem.

[86:01.09]

[86:02.50]Come on, let's go.

[86:04.23]

[86:14.08]- Hello?- Hi, Carl.

[86:16.64]

[86:17.28]- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong?- Can you come over?

[86:23.15]

[86:23.32]We had this big

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