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"MAGIC BULLET TO GO INFOMERCIAL"

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www.Infomercial-Hell.com/Magic-Bullet-To-Go

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COMMERCIAL - I

NARRATOR

What if you could blend your favorite frozen

beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out

here in the middle of the lake? What if you could

make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in

just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the

middle of the woods? What if you could create

healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in

just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you

can with the all new Bullet To Go. That's right.

The Original Magic Bullet. The world's favorite

kitchen appliances just gotten even better. We've

cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack,

creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one

and only completely, portable, cordless Magic

Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can

do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!

Whether you're right at home in your own

backyard, tailgating at the local football game,

or out in the middle of nowhere. Thanks to this

long lasting rechargeable battery operated

powerbase, the cordless Bullet To Go is free to

go wherever you need it. So, now you can do small

everyday jobs like chopping garlic or onions

without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds

right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee

beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for fresh

ground coffee right at the campsite. Each charge

of the Bullet To Go’s heavy duty batteries lasts

for 50 uses or more, enough for the entire

weekend worth of fun. Best of all, the powerbase

battery pack is completely rechargeable, so it's

always ready when you need it. The Magic Bullet

To Go is ideal for the office and it's the

perfect addition to RVs, campers, and boats. And

of course, with these self blending party mugs,

the Bullet To Go becomes the ultimate portable

party machine so making a different frozen

cocktail for everybody is easy wherever your

party takes you. It's like getting a cordless

blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless

mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless

food processor and more all in one.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)

Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can

do any job in 10 seconds or less anywhere with

the Magic Bullet To Go. Plus for a limited time,

you can get this custom made Bullet To Go travel

bag, a $50 value, absolutely free. Details just

ahead.

EXT. CAMPSITE - MORNING

Surrounded by tents, several campers sit next to each other

at a picnic table: Bald, rotund BERMAN; blonde TINA; DINO,

Tina's dim-witted partner; BETTY and BARNEY, a wife and

husband. Their hosts, MICK and MIMI, walk toward them from

the other side of the table.

BERMAN

Hey, where were you, guys?

MICK

We got up early this morning and we hiked to that

mountain over there.

MIMI

Oh and that one, too!

MICK

And man, am I getting hungry? You fancy a

smoothie?

MIMI

Oh, absolutely! Who else is in for a fresh fruit

smoothie?

BERMAN

(cynically)

What are you going to make your smoothie with?

Your "Magic Bullet"?

MICK

As a matter of fact, Berman, guess what? I am.

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BERMAN

We're in the middle of the woods. Where are you

going to plug that thing in?

MIMI

Okay. Who wants, what? I've got bananas, I've got

all kinds of berries.

BARNEY

Hey Mick, I think you're going to have a problem.

MICK

No problem at all. You know what, we've got some

protein powder here, as well. You can have a

protein shake if you like.

DINO

(to Tina)

I don't understand. That's an electrical

appliance.

TINA

Just let them go.

BARNEY

Strawberry and banana, I guess, but--

MICK

If strawberry and banana is what you want,

Barney, that's what you'll get. There goes a

couple of strawberries, I'm going to pop in a

little piece of banana. You wanted a protein

shake so in goes the protein powder.

DINO

Yeah, sure. Make that. But where are you going

to--

MICK

And then I'm going to pour in some orange juice,

and then I'm going to put in there a handful of

ice, and then I'm going to pop on the blade, give

it a quick spin, and then --

BERMAN

And then what?

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MICK

And then, all it takes is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

seconds, and take a look at this. You've got a

delicious mixed berry smoothie. What about that?

DINO

(amazed)

Whoa. That is magic!

MICK

It's the Magic Bullet. Only better.

MIMI

That's right. It's the Magic Bullet To Go.

MICK

It's the Magic Bullet that you can use absolutely

anywhere. Because you see this thing at the

bottom? This is a heavy duty, rechargeable

battery pack.

MIMI

So now you can do any job.

MICK

Anywhere!

MIMI

In 10 seconds or less.

MICK

So, that means you can have a mixed berry

smoothie right here in the middle of the woods.

There you go, Barney. Now what about a fancy

omelette by the campsite?

MIMI

What would you like in your omelette, Dino?

Dino looks around, confused.

TINA

He likes a Denver omelette.

MIMI

Okay. We'll then, I'm going to start with a

couple of eggs, some ham, a little bit of onion?

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TINA

Yes, onion's fine.

MIMI

Okay, great. And then, we're going to put in some

tomato, cheese, Dino?

DINO

(with a grin)

Cheese.

MIMI

Yeah, cheese. I thought so. Okay now, so I'm

going to twist on the blade, and watch this, you

guys, in just 3 seconds, I'm chopping the ham and

veggies, I'm grating the cheese, and I'm whipping

the eggs. And just like that. The machine that

just made a wonderful smoothie for Barney out

here in the woods, has now made a Denver omelette

for you, Dino. Now, I'm just going to pop this on

the camp stove to cook for a couple of minutes

and we're good to go.

BERMAN

Can that thing make me a decent cup of coffee?

MIMI

Absolutely. I'm just going to grab some of these

fresh coffee beans here, and twist on the blade.

And watch this you guys. Now your cordless food

processor becomes a cordless coffee grinder. And

in 3, 2, 1, we're done. Now you've got freshly

ground coffee. Check it out. Look at that, you

guys.

BARNEY

Fresh ground coffee in the middle of nowhere? Now

that's pretty cool.

MIMI

Isn't that fabulous? Now, I'm just going to pour

it in the coffee pot here.

BERMAN

(grabs a different coffee pot)

Now, we can dump out this one--

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MICK

Oh, there's no need for that, Berman. Why don't

you try this? Why don't you just pour a little

bit of that coffee into the tall bullet cup, to

that I'm just going to add a little bit of ice,

watch this. You ready? In goes a splash of

chocolate syrup. To that, I'm going to add a

little splash of milk. Wait till you see this. On

goes the cross blade, over to the bullet base,

and in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, in 8 seconds, look at

that, you've got a delicious, frozen mocha coffee

drink. Look at that. Just like the ones that you

get on the fancy coffee shops. Here Berman, give

that a try now.

BERMAN

For campfire coffee, that's pretty darn good.

MIMI

And here you go, Dino, a piping hot Denver

omelette. Look at that.

With a cigarette dangling from her mouth, frumpy old HAZEL

suddenly emerges from a tent, walking with a strange gait.

HAZEL

Omelette? That's not camping food! Flapjacks. Now, that's

a hearty breakfast.

MIMI

Hazel? When did you get here?

MICK

(confused)

Did you just...? Which...?

Hazel hands Berman a pair of socks and pats him on the

back.

HAZEL

Thanks for the socks, big boy.

ALL

(in disgust)

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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HAZEL

(takes a seat between Tina and Berman)

Move it, sweetheart.

MIMI

Well, Hazel, I know that you like your pancakes

with banana and pecans.

HAZEL

You remember.

MICK

And Tina, I know that you like your pancakes with

fresh blueberries, so I went out this morning and

I picked some for you.

TINA

Thank you.

MICK

Ready?

MIMI

You know you guys, it doesn't take any more time

or trouble to make 2 or 3 different kinds of

pancakes than it does to make one.

MICK

So that way, you see, everybody gets exactly what

they want.

HAZEL

Look at that. Impressive.

BETTY

Wait a second. How much longer are these things

going to last?

MICK

Well, I charged this long life battery for only 2

hours the day before we came here. And we're

going to get about 50 uses out of it before we

need to charge it again. So it's easily going to

last the whole weekend.

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MIMI

And even with this powerful battery attached, the

Magic Bullet To Go is so compact that you can

take it with you wherever you go. So now you can

do any job...

MICK

Anywhere.

MIMI

In 10 seconds or less.

MICK

So whether you're like us out here in the middle

of nowhere, or whether you're at home in your own

kitchen, this is really something that you're

going to use every single day of the week.

BETTY

Come on.

TINA

If you cook at all, this makes the worst job a

piece of cake.

BETTY

Like what?

MICK

Well, what's the worst job in the kitchen?

MIMI

And if you're like Mick, almost every meal starts

with it.

BETTY

Chopping garlic.

HAZEL

Right.

BARNEY

Now, how would you know? She always makes me chop

it. I hate it.

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MICK

Well, Barney. It's not miserable anymore. Watch

this. Just toss the garlic into the bullet, on

goes the blade, over to the bullet base, and just

press down for 1, 2, 3 seconds.

MIMI

And in less time it takes to get a cutting board

and a knife.

MICK

Look at this.

MIMI

You've got freshly chopped garlic. Isn't that

perfect?

HAZEL

It is perfect.

MIMI

Look at that, you guys. No mess. No stink. Try

doing that with a knife.

BARNEY

That's actually pretty cool. But what about

onions? Cause she makes me chop those too. I

think she just likes to see me cry.

MIMI

(sympathetically)

Oooooh. Well, let's see. I'm going to take a

couple of these onions right here. Twist on the

blade, and let's see. We've got 1, 2, 3 seconds.

And look at that, you guys. Without any tears.

Perfectly chopped onions.

MICK

Now you know what you do now, don't you? Over to

the sauté pan, just pop that in there. Look at

that. Now to that, I'm going to add some ground

beef, then I'm going to add some tomato sauce

along with some beans, then I'm going to add some

more beans.

(MORE)

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MICK (CONTINUED)

And don't forget, you know I like my food spicy,

so I'm just going to put a little bit of chili

powder on there as well and then, we're going to

mix it all together, and I'm going to let this

cook for a couple of minutes. So, real soon,

we're going to have some of my famous, three bean

Texas chili prepared in less than 2 minutes.

BETTY

Wow. I just might use that everyday.

MIMI

For every meal. How about a quick lunch made from

leftovers? I've got some barbeque chicken here

from last night's supper.

MICK

And to that I'm just going to add a little bit of

onion, jalapeño, couple of pieces of cheese, on

goes the cross blade, don't forget, it just takes

a second to put on, over to the bullet base and

in 1, 2, 3 seconds, I've chopped the chicken and

I've grated the cheese. And now I'm just going to

spread that between these two tortillas. Look at

that. Look how great that looks.

MIMI

And now, I'm just going to top it off with

another tortilla, and then slip it on the grill

here to cook for a few minutes. And while that is

working, I'm going to whip up a quick sandwich

spread. Who likes egg salad? That's what I

thought.

All guests express enthusiasm for egg salad.

MICK

You all do.

MIMI

So, I'm going to start with a couple of hard

boiled eggs, add a squeeze of Mayo, a squirt of

mustard, and a couple onions, and a little bit of

fresh ground pepper.

(MORE)

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MIMI (CONTINUED)

Now I'm going to twist on the blade and watch

this, you guys. In 3 quick pulses, 1, 2, 3, I've

chopped the eggs, diced the onions, and mixed all

the ingredients together.

MICK

And viola, just like that! We've got a delicious

egg salad sandwich, look at that, made from

scratch in about 3 seconds, right here in the

middle of nowhere.

MIMI

And check this out, you guys. A piping hot,

chicken quesadilla made in just 3 seconds.

MICK

Now, don't be shy. There's enough for everybody.

Come on. Have a go.

The guests eagerly pounce on the food.

MIMI

Dig in, guys, dig in. Yeah, there, you go, there

you go.

MICK

Hey! Wait till you taste this because guess what,

folks? Chili's done.

MIMI

Oh, that smells good, Mick. Now we're just going

to pour the chili onto these tortilla chips here.

Look at that. Isn't that great?

MICK

Ah, ah, ah. I'm not done yet, though. Because I'm

just going to take a few pieces of cheese, toss

them in the bullet, toss on the cross blade, over

to the bullet base, and in 1, 2, 3 seconds, we've

got freshly grated cheese. Now, what I'm goin to

do, I'm just going to pour it over the chili, and

look at that. We've got Chili Nachos. Now, what

about that for a delicious, fast and easy family

meal?

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MIMI

Let's save room for dessert, guys.

DINO

Dessert? You're kidding.

MICK and MIMI

No.

MICK

Watch this. I'm just going to take a little bit

of cream from this morning's coffee, I'm going to

add a couple of spoonsful of chocolate syrup, and

now, I'm going to use the flat blade, ok? That's

the one that used for whipping and grinding. Give

it a quick spin, on to the Bullet To Go base and

twist it on. Now, if you've got 6 seconds, then

you've got plenty of time to whip up a delicious

dessert. Hear that? That's the Bullet To Go

telling you that dessert is done. And take a look

at that. It's light, it's fluffy, it tastes

delicious, and you saw it made right in front of

your eyes in 6 seconds.

MIMI

So, Dino, why don't you go ahead and try that?

DINO

Wow! Who would've thought you could have mousse

in the woods?

MICK

Just think, in a manner of minutes, we've made

breakfast, made 2 completely different types of

pancakes, made a 3 second lunch, and, look, made

enough snacks for the entire family.

MIMI

And even a gourmet dessert.

MICK

All made in what? The last 10 minutes or so?

MIMI

And all out here in the middle of the woods.

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MICK

The Magic Bullet To Go really is the ultimate

kitchen appliance that isn't stuck in the

kitchen. In fact, it goes anywhere you go and

will do any job...

MICK and MIMI

Anywhere.

MICK

So now, you can take it to the beach.

Everyone heads off to the beach.

COMMERCIAL - II

NARRATOR

What if you could blend your favorite frozen

beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out

here in the middle of the lake? What if you could

make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in

just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the

middle of the woods? What if you could create

healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in

just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you

can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the

world's favorite kitchen appliance has just

gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a

powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic

Bullet To Go. The one and only completely,

portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes

wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10

seconds or less, anywhere! Whether you're right

at home in your own backyard, tailgating at the

local football game, or out in the middle of

nowhere. Thanks to this long lasting rechargeable

battery operated powerbase, the cordless Bullet

To Go is free to go wherever you need it. So, now

you can do small everyday jobs like chopping

garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess

in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind

whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4

seconds for a fresh ground coffee right at the

campsite.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)

Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty

battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an

entire weekends worth of fun. Best of all, the

powerbase battery pack is completely

rechargeable, so it's always ready when you need

it. The Bullet To Go does any job in 10 seconds

or less wherever your party takes you. The

complete 19 piece Magic Bullet To Go system

includes 2 heavy duty Bullet cups, the regular

size is perfect for turning fresh avocados,

tomatoes and onions into zesty Guacamole in just

3 seconds. The large Bullet cup is even more

versatile. Just toss in fresh fruit, ice, a

splash of juice, and a Magic Bullet To Go becomes

a personal, portable, smoothie machine.

Pulverizing the ice, and giving you a delicious,

nutritious smoothie in just 8 seconds right at

the job site. Or add a scoop of protein powder

for the most delicious meal replacement fat loss

drink you've ever tasted. You also get 2

different multi-purpose blades. The flat blade

whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick

delicious dessert topping. You also get the

versatile cross blade which chops, blends, mixes

batters for pancakes and breads, and even grates

cheeses hard or soft. Then twist on one of the 2

specially designed shaker tops, take it straight

to the table for a fresh grated cheese on pasta.

Next replace the Shaker Top with one of the

airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh

for days. You also get this travel size 10 second

recipes-to-go cookbook, including every one of

the dozens and dozens of 10 second recipes

featured on this show. And of course, the Magic

Bullet To Go comes with this set of self blending

party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To Go into

the ultimate portable party machine. Now making a

different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy.

So everyone gets their favorite, made and served

right in the same mug wherever your party takes

you. And with this multi-colored comfort rings

that cover the threads, everyone knows which

party mugs is theirs.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)

Because it's battery operated and completely

cordless, the Bullet To Go is safe to use at the

pool, or on the boat. The Magic Bullet To Go is

also ideal for the office, and it's the perfect

addition to RVs, campers, and boats. So, now you

can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!

It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless

coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless

smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and

more all in one. The all new Bullet To Go is not

available in stores. But right now, during the

special introductory TV offer, you can get the

complete 19 piece original Magic Bullet To Go

system including party mugs for just $59.99 or 3

easy payments of only $19.99. But don't call yet

because you must watch this. Everyone who calls

in the next 18 minutes will get this amazing

bonus which turns your Bullet To Go into the full

size cordless Bullet To Go blender with the same

capacity as this big $100 blender. But that's not

all! Call now and you'll also receive as a second

amazing bonus this custom made Bullet To Go

travel bag, absolutely free. Specially designed

to organize and protect your entire Bullet To Go

system, it makes it easy to take your Bullet To

Go wherever you go. A $50 value, call now and

it's yours absolutely free! All you pay is

shipping and handling. It's like getting this

$100 blender plus the $50 Bullet To Go travel bag

plus the complete Bullet To Go system, a nearly

$250 value, all for only $59.99 or just 3 easy

payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and

handling. Call now for your original Magic Bullet

To Go to do any job in 10 seconds or less

anywhere. Call or log on now to get the 19 piece

Bullet To Go system for only $59.99 or 3 payments

of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And if

you call in the next 18 minutes, you'll get the

Bullet To Go blender and the Bullet To Go travel

bag, a combined $150 value absolutely free. All

you pay is shipping and handling. Best of all,

you can try the Bullet To Go risk free for one

full month. If it doesn't do any job in 10

seconds or less, anywhere you want it to, simply

return it for a full refund of the purchase

price. So call or log on now.

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EXT.BEACH - DAY

On the sands of a beach, Mick and Mimi stand behind a bar

as their guests sit on stools on the other side.

MICK

Are you ready, guys? Mick and Mimi's famous 15

minute party. Now I'm going to get this party

started by putting in a little bit of onion in

there. You know me, I’ve got to have a bit of

garlic in everything. Five or six of these cherry

tomatoes, I'm just going to throw them right in

there, a little bit of jalapeño, a touch of

cilantro, now don't forget the blade: only takes

a second to put on. Over to the bullet base. And

in 1, 2, 3 seconds...

HAZEL

Look at that.

MICK

And look at that. And as fast as you can say,

"Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt."

MIMI

Fresh, delicious salsa made from scratch at the

beach. And we didn't even take out a knife.

BERMAN

Hands off, that's mine.

MIMI

Oh, Berman, it's all yours. Hey, you guys, do you

know what else a party needs?

HAZEL

What's that?

MIMI

Dips!

DINO

Oh, oh, oh! How about some of that, uh, the green

junk?

MIMI

Guacamole?

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DINO

Yeah!

MIMI

Okay. No problem. So, I'm just going to start

with some of this avocado right here, does that

look good? And I'm a throw in these cherry

tomatoes, umm, a little bit of jalapeño, a little

bit of cilantro, and for Mick, of course..

EVERYONE

Garlic!

MIMI

That's right. Now I'm going to twist on the cross

blade, and watch this you guys. 1, 2, 3 seconds,

look at that you guys, you ready? I have got,

look at that, fresh, delicious, guacamole.

MICK

Look at that.

MIMI

It looks great and believe me, it tastes even

better.

BETTY

And a heck of a lot better than the junk you get

at the grocery store.

MIMI

Oh, absolutely. But the Bullet Fast Magic that

Berman likes best...

EVERYONE

Frozen drinks!

BERMAN

Yeeaaah!

BETTY

Oh, great. I will, uh, go find some glasses.

MICK

You don't need them because the Bullet To Go

comes with this self blending party mugs.

(MORE)

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MICK (CONTINUED)

All you do is mix all the ingredients right in

the mug and that way, everybody gets exactly what

they want.

MIMI

Like a fresh, virgin strawberry margarita for

you, Tina. Now, I'm just going to add some ice

into this mug, then throw in some strawberries,

fresh or frozen, then a little bit of margarita

mix or you can use whatever you like.

MICK

Berman, I know you love the Piña Colada.

BERMAN

Yes, it is.

MICK

So, I'm going to start off with a bit of ice for

you. To that I'm going to add a couple of pieces

of fresh pineapple, a touch of coconut cream, and

then I'm going to fill that up with some Piña

Colada mix.

MIMI

Ooh, yum! Okay, let's make one more. Betty? What

would you like?

BETTY

Okay, I see some peaches. Can you make a Peach

Daiquiri?

MIMI

Oh, certainly. So now I'm just going to start

with some more ice here, then I'm a add some of

these fresh peaches. Don’t those look delicious?

And then I'm going to take some of this Daiquiri

mix.

MICK

And here's the cool thing. Because now, I'm going

to screw the blade, look at this, directly onto

the mug that we're going to mix in. And then,

we're going to go over to the Bullet To Go base..

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MIMI

And here, Betty, why don't you blend yours up?

BETTY

Okay.

Betty stands beside Mick and Mimi as all three prepare to

blend their drinks simultaneously.

MICK

Are you ready, folks?

MIMI

I’m ready.

MICK

1,2, 3, go! And look at that. The Magic Bullet To

Go has pushed a whole mug full of ice into a

smooth, frosty, frozen beverage. And let's check

this out. Are you ready? Look at that. 3

completely different cocktail drinks made in

seconds. Look at that.

MIMI

So everybody that gets exactly the drink they

want, made just the way they like it. And now I'm

just going to twist on one of this colored

comfort lip rings over the threads here.

MICK

And they all come in different colors so that way

everybody knows which drink is theirs.

MIMI

So, now we have a fresh, delicious, virgin

strawberry margarita for you, Tina.

MICK

And a manly Piña Colada for the party animal over

here. Just think about it. All blended fast and

easy, right here, at the beach. Now, come on,

let's get this party started cause we've only got

a few minutes till the game starts.

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COMMERCIAL - III

NARRATOR

Stay tuned to find out how to get this Bullet To

Go travel bag of $50 value, absolutely free.

Details just ahead.

EXT. SPORTS STADIUM PARKING LOT- DAY

Mick and Mimi stand behind a ping-pong table covered in

food as a crowd of sports fans gathers around them.

MAN 1

Mick, Mimi, I got to tell you, all this food is

amazing.

MICK

With the Bullet To Go, it really is easy to make

everybody's favorite drink or snacks wherever you

go. But look at this. Because with the addition

of this, we've now turned the Bullet To Go into a

full family size cordless blender that goes

wherever you go. Wait till you see this. I'm

going to dump some ice on there. Put in a couple

of pieces of strawberry, I'm a add a few pieces

of melon..

MIMI

Hmm, yum!

MICK

To that, I'm going to add a splash of lemonade,

then I'm going to pop on the top, I'm going to

give it a quick spin, and in seconds, we're going

to have a pitcher full of melon berry blast. Now,

what about this for a delicious family treat?

Look at this. On a warm sunny day like today, can

you think of any better? Look at that.

MIMI

Now you can have a Bullet bash wherever you go.

MICK

With the Magic Bullet To Go, you really can make

anything...

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MIMI

Anywhere, in 10 seconds or less.

MICK

Now, let's stop looking at this and let's start

eating it. Come on, we've got some chili, we've

got some...

COMMERCIAL - III

NARRATOR

What if you could blend your favorite frozen

beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out

here in the middle of the lake? What if you could

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Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty

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(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)

Call now and you can get the complete 19 piece

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THE END