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"MAGIC BULLET TO GO INFOMERCIAL"
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2.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
COMMERCIAL - I
NARRATOR
What if you could blend your favorite frozen
beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
middle of the woods? What if you could create
healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
can with the all new Bullet To Go. That's right.
The Original Magic Bullet. The world's favorite
kitchen appliances just gotten even better. We've
cut the cord, added a powerful battery pack,
creating the all new Magic Bullet To Go. The one
and only completely, portable, cordless Magic
Bullet that goes wherever you go. So now you can
do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!
Whether you're right at home in your own
backyard, tailgating at the local football game,
or out in the middle of nowhere. Thanks to this
long lasting rechargeable battery operated
powerbase, the cordless Bullet To Go is free to
go wherever you need it. So, now you can do small
everyday jobs like chopping garlic or onions
without the sticky, smelly mess in just 3 seconds
right at the barbeque. Or grind whole coffee
beans, coarse or fine in just 4 seconds for fresh
ground coffee right at the campsite. Each charge
of the Bullet To Go’s heavy duty batteries lasts
for 50 uses or more, enough for the entire
weekend worth of fun. Best of all, the powerbase
battery pack is completely rechargeable, so it's
always ready when you need it. The Magic Bullet
To Go is ideal for the office and it's the
perfect addition to RVs, campers, and boats. And
of course, with these self blending party mugs,
the Bullet To Go becomes the ultimate portable
party machine so making a different frozen
cocktail for everybody is easy wherever your
party takes you. It's like getting a cordless
blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a cordless
mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a cordless
food processor and more all in one.
(MORE)
3.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can
do any job in 10 seconds or less anywhere with
the Magic Bullet To Go. Plus for a limited time,
you can get this custom made Bullet To Go travel
bag, a $50 value, absolutely free. Details just
ahead.
EXT. CAMPSITE - MORNING
Surrounded by tents, several campers sit next to each other
at a picnic table: Bald, rotund BERMAN; blonde TINA; DINO,
Tina's dim-witted partner; BETTY and BARNEY, a wife and
husband. Their hosts, MICK and MIMI, walk toward them from
the other side of the table.
BERMAN
Hey, where were you, guys?
MICK
We got up early this morning and we hiked to that
mountain over there.
MIMI
Oh and that one, too!
MICK
And man, am I getting hungry? You fancy a
smoothie?
MIMI
Oh, absolutely! Who else is in for a fresh fruit
smoothie?
BERMAN
(cynically)
What are you going to make your smoothie with?
Your "Magic Bullet"?
MICK
As a matter of fact, Berman, guess what? I am.
4.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
BERMAN
We're in the middle of the woods. Where are you
going to plug that thing in?
MIMI
Okay. Who wants, what? I've got bananas, I've got
all kinds of berries.
BARNEY
Hey Mick, I think you're going to have a problem.
MICK
No problem at all. You know what, we've got some
protein powder here, as well. You can have a
protein shake if you like.
DINO
(to Tina)
I don't understand. That's an electrical
appliance.
TINA
Just let them go.
BARNEY
Strawberry and banana, I guess, but--
MICK
If strawberry and banana is what you want,
Barney, that's what you'll get. There goes a
couple of strawberries, I'm going to pop in a
little piece of banana. You wanted a protein
shake so in goes the protein powder.
DINO
Yeah, sure. Make that. But where are you going
to--
MICK
And then I'm going to pour in some orange juice,
and then I'm going to put in there a handful of
ice, and then I'm going to pop on the blade, give
it a quick spin, and then --
BERMAN
And then what?
5.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK
And then, all it takes is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
seconds, and take a look at this. You've got a
delicious mixed berry smoothie. What about that?
DINO
(amazed)
Whoa. That is magic!
MICK
It's the Magic Bullet. Only better.
MIMI
That's right. It's the Magic Bullet To Go.
MICK
It's the Magic Bullet that you can use absolutely
anywhere. Because you see this thing at the
bottom? This is a heavy duty, rechargeable
battery pack.
MIMI
So now you can do any job.
MICK
Anywhere!
MIMI
In 10 seconds or less.
MICK
So, that means you can have a mixed berry
smoothie right here in the middle of the woods.
There you go, Barney. Now what about a fancy
omelette by the campsite?
MIMI
What would you like in your omelette, Dino?
Dino looks around, confused.
TINA
He likes a Denver omelette.
MIMI
Okay. We'll then, I'm going to start with a
couple of eggs, some ham, a little bit of onion?
6.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
TINA
Yes, onion's fine.
MIMI
Okay, great. And then, we're going to put in some
tomato, cheese, Dino?
DINO
(with a grin)
Cheese.
MIMI
Yeah, cheese. I thought so. Okay now, so I'm
going to twist on the blade, and watch this, you
guys, in just 3 seconds, I'm chopping the ham and
veggies, I'm grating the cheese, and I'm whipping
the eggs. And just like that. The machine that
just made a wonderful smoothie for Barney out
here in the woods, has now made a Denver omelette
for you, Dino. Now, I'm just going to pop this on
the camp stove to cook for a couple of minutes
and we're good to go.
BERMAN
Can that thing make me a decent cup of coffee?
MIMI
Absolutely. I'm just going to grab some of these
fresh coffee beans here, and twist on the blade.
And watch this you guys. Now your cordless food
processor becomes a cordless coffee grinder. And
in 3, 2, 1, we're done. Now you've got freshly
ground coffee. Check it out. Look at that, you
guys.
BARNEY
Fresh ground coffee in the middle of nowhere? Now
that's pretty cool.
MIMI
Isn't that fabulous? Now, I'm just going to pour
it in the coffee pot here.
BERMAN
(grabs a different coffee pot)
Now, we can dump out this one--
7.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK
Oh, there's no need for that, Berman. Why don't
you try this? Why don't you just pour a little
bit of that coffee into the tall bullet cup, to
that I'm just going to add a little bit of ice,
watch this. You ready? In goes a splash of
chocolate syrup. To that, I'm going to add a
little splash of milk. Wait till you see this. On
goes the cross blade, over to the bullet base,
and in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, in 8 seconds, look at
that, you've got a delicious, frozen mocha coffee
drink. Look at that. Just like the ones that you
get on the fancy coffee shops. Here Berman, give
that a try now.
BERMAN
For campfire coffee, that's pretty darn good.
MIMI
And here you go, Dino, a piping hot Denver
omelette. Look at that.
With a cigarette dangling from her mouth, frumpy old HAZEL
suddenly emerges from a tent, walking with a strange gait.
HAZEL
Omelette? That's not camping food! Flapjacks. Now, that's
a hearty breakfast.
MIMI
Hazel? When did you get here?
MICK
(confused)
Did you just...? Which...?
Hazel hands Berman a pair of socks and pats him on the
back.
HAZEL
Thanks for the socks, big boy.
ALL
(in disgust)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
8.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
HAZEL
(takes a seat between Tina and Berman)
Move it, sweetheart.
MIMI
Well, Hazel, I know that you like your pancakes
with banana and pecans.
HAZEL
You remember.
MICK
And Tina, I know that you like your pancakes with
fresh blueberries, so I went out this morning and
I picked some for you.
TINA
Thank you.
MICK
Ready?
MIMI
You know you guys, it doesn't take any more time
or trouble to make 2 or 3 different kinds of
pancakes than it does to make one.
MICK
So that way, you see, everybody gets exactly what
they want.
HAZEL
Look at that. Impressive.
BETTY
Wait a second. How much longer are these things
going to last?
MICK
Well, I charged this long life battery for only 2
hours the day before we came here. And we're
going to get about 50 uses out of it before we
need to charge it again. So it's easily going to
last the whole weekend.
9.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MIMI
And even with this powerful battery attached, the
Magic Bullet To Go is so compact that you can
take it with you wherever you go. So now you can
do any job...
MICK
Anywhere.
MIMI
In 10 seconds or less.
MICK
So whether you're like us out here in the middle
of nowhere, or whether you're at home in your own
kitchen, this is really something that you're
going to use every single day of the week.
BETTY
Come on.
TINA
If you cook at all, this makes the worst job a
piece of cake.
BETTY
Like what?
MICK
Well, what's the worst job in the kitchen?
MIMI
And if you're like Mick, almost every meal starts
with it.
BETTY
Chopping garlic.
HAZEL
Right.
BARNEY
Now, how would you know? She always makes me chop
it. I hate it.
10.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK
Well, Barney. It's not miserable anymore. Watch
this. Just toss the garlic into the bullet, on
goes the blade, over to the bullet base, and just
press down for 1, 2, 3 seconds.
MIMI
And in less time it takes to get a cutting board
and a knife.
MICK
Look at this.
MIMI
You've got freshly chopped garlic. Isn't that
perfect?
HAZEL
It is perfect.
MIMI
Look at that, you guys. No mess. No stink. Try
doing that with a knife.
BARNEY
That's actually pretty cool. But what about
onions? Cause she makes me chop those too. I
think she just likes to see me cry.
MIMI
(sympathetically)
Oooooh. Well, let's see. I'm going to take a
couple of these onions right here. Twist on the
blade, and let's see. We've got 1, 2, 3 seconds.
And look at that, you guys. Without any tears.
Perfectly chopped onions.
MICK
Now you know what you do now, don't you? Over to
the sauté pan, just pop that in there. Look at
that. Now to that, I'm going to add some ground
beef, then I'm going to add some tomato sauce
along with some beans, then I'm going to add some
more beans.
(MORE)
11.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK (CONTINUED)
And don't forget, you know I like my food spicy,
so I'm just going to put a little bit of chili
powder on there as well and then, we're going to
mix it all together, and I'm going to let this
cook for a couple of minutes. So, real soon,
we're going to have some of my famous, three bean
Texas chili prepared in less than 2 minutes.
BETTY
Wow. I just might use that everyday.
MIMI
For every meal. How about a quick lunch made from
leftovers? I've got some barbeque chicken here
from last night's supper.
MICK
And to that I'm just going to add a little bit of
onion, jalapeño, couple of pieces of cheese, on
goes the cross blade, don't forget, it just takes
a second to put on, over to the bullet base and
in 1, 2, 3 seconds, I've chopped the chicken and
I've grated the cheese. And now I'm just going to
spread that between these two tortillas. Look at
that. Look how great that looks.
MIMI
And now, I'm just going to top it off with
another tortilla, and then slip it on the grill
here to cook for a few minutes. And while that is
working, I'm going to whip up a quick sandwich
spread. Who likes egg salad? That's what I
thought.
All guests express enthusiasm for egg salad.
MICK
You all do.
MIMI
So, I'm going to start with a couple of hard
boiled eggs, add a squeeze of Mayo, a squirt of
mustard, and a couple onions, and a little bit of
fresh ground pepper.
(MORE)
12.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MIMI (CONTINUED)
Now I'm going to twist on the blade and watch
this, you guys. In 3 quick pulses, 1, 2, 3, I've
chopped the eggs, diced the onions, and mixed all
the ingredients together.
MICK
And viola, just like that! We've got a delicious
egg salad sandwich, look at that, made from
scratch in about 3 seconds, right here in the
middle of nowhere.
MIMI
And check this out, you guys. A piping hot,
chicken quesadilla made in just 3 seconds.
MICK
Now, don't be shy. There's enough for everybody.
Come on. Have a go.
The guests eagerly pounce on the food.
MIMI
Dig in, guys, dig in. Yeah, there, you go, there
you go.
MICK
Hey! Wait till you taste this because guess what,
folks? Chili's done.
MIMI
Oh, that smells good, Mick. Now we're just going
to pour the chili onto these tortilla chips here.
Look at that. Isn't that great?
MICK
Ah, ah, ah. I'm not done yet, though. Because I'm
just going to take a few pieces of cheese, toss
them in the bullet, toss on the cross blade, over
to the bullet base, and in 1, 2, 3 seconds, we've
got freshly grated cheese. Now, what I'm goin to
do, I'm just going to pour it over the chili, and
look at that. We've got Chili Nachos. Now, what
about that for a delicious, fast and easy family
meal?
13.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MIMI
Let's save room for dessert, guys.
DINO
Dessert? You're kidding.
MICK and MIMI
No.
MICK
Watch this. I'm just going to take a little bit
of cream from this morning's coffee, I'm going to
add a couple of spoonsful of chocolate syrup, and
now, I'm going to use the flat blade, ok? That's
the one that used for whipping and grinding. Give
it a quick spin, on to the Bullet To Go base and
twist it on. Now, if you've got 6 seconds, then
you've got plenty of time to whip up a delicious
dessert. Hear that? That's the Bullet To Go
telling you that dessert is done. And take a look
at that. It's light, it's fluffy, it tastes
delicious, and you saw it made right in front of
your eyes in 6 seconds.
MIMI
So, Dino, why don't you go ahead and try that?
DINO
Wow! Who would've thought you could have mousse
in the woods?
MICK
Just think, in a manner of minutes, we've made
breakfast, made 2 completely different types of
pancakes, made a 3 second lunch, and, look, made
enough snacks for the entire family.
MIMI
And even a gourmet dessert.
MICK
All made in what? The last 10 minutes or so?
MIMI
And all out here in the middle of the woods.
14.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK
The Magic Bullet To Go really is the ultimate
kitchen appliance that isn't stuck in the
kitchen. In fact, it goes anywhere you go and
will do any job...
MICK and MIMI
Anywhere.
MICK
So now, you can take it to the beach.
Everyone heads off to the beach.
COMMERCIAL - II
NARRATOR
What if you could blend your favorite frozen
beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
middle of the woods? What if you could create
healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the
world's favorite kitchen appliance has just
gotten even better. We've cut the cord, added a
powerful battery pack, creating the all new Magic
Bullet To Go. The one and only completely,
portable, cordless Magic Bullet that goes
wherever you go. So now you can do any job in 10
seconds or less, anywhere! Whether you're right
at home in your own backyard, tailgating at the
local football game, or out in the middle of
nowhere. Thanks to this long lasting rechargeable
battery operated powerbase, the cordless Bullet
To Go is free to go wherever you need it. So, now
you can do small everyday jobs like chopping
garlic or onions without the sticky, smelly mess
in just 3 seconds right at the barbeque. Or grind
whole coffee beans, coarse or fine in just 4
seconds for a fresh ground coffee right at the
campsite.
(MORE)
15.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty
battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an
entire weekends worth of fun. Best of all, the
powerbase battery pack is completely
rechargeable, so it's always ready when you need
it. The Bullet To Go does any job in 10 seconds
or less wherever your party takes you. The
complete 19 piece Magic Bullet To Go system
includes 2 heavy duty Bullet cups, the regular
size is perfect for turning fresh avocados,
tomatoes and onions into zesty Guacamole in just
3 seconds. The large Bullet cup is even more
versatile. Just toss in fresh fruit, ice, a
splash of juice, and a Magic Bullet To Go becomes
a personal, portable, smoothie machine.
Pulverizing the ice, and giving you a delicious,
nutritious smoothie in just 8 seconds right at
the job site. Or add a scoop of protein powder
for the most delicious meal replacement fat loss
drink you've ever tasted. You also get 2
different multi-purpose blades. The flat blade
whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick
delicious dessert topping. You also get the
versatile cross blade which chops, blends, mixes
batters for pancakes and breads, and even grates
cheeses hard or soft. Then twist on one of the 2
specially designed shaker tops, take it straight
to the table for a fresh grated cheese on pasta.
Next replace the Shaker Top with one of the
airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh
for days. You also get this travel size 10 second
recipes-to-go cookbook, including every one of
the dozens and dozens of 10 second recipes
featured on this show. And of course, the Magic
Bullet To Go comes with this set of self blending
party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To Go into
the ultimate portable party machine. Now making a
different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy.
So everyone gets their favorite, made and served
right in the same mug wherever your party takes
you. And with this multi-colored comfort rings
that cover the threads, everyone knows which
party mugs is theirs.
(MORE)
16.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
NARRATOR (CONTINUED)
Because it's battery operated and completely
cordless, the Bullet To Go is safe to use at the
pool, or on the boat. The Magic Bullet To Go is
also ideal for the office, and it's the perfect
addition to RVs, campers, and boats. So, now you
can do any job in 10 seconds or less, anywhere!
It's like getting a cordless blender, a cordless
coffee grinder, a cordless mixer, a cordless
smoothie machine, a cordless food processor and
more all in one. The all new Bullet To Go is not
available in stores. But right now, during the
special introductory TV offer, you can get the
complete 19 piece original Magic Bullet To Go
system including party mugs for just $59.99 or 3
easy payments of only $19.99. But don't call yet
because you must watch this. Everyone who calls
in the next 18 minutes will get this amazing
bonus which turns your Bullet To Go into the full
size cordless Bullet To Go blender with the same
capacity as this big $100 blender. But that's not
all! Call now and you'll also receive as a second
amazing bonus this custom made Bullet To Go
travel bag, absolutely free. Specially designed
to organize and protect your entire Bullet To Go
system, it makes it easy to take your Bullet To
Go wherever you go. A $50 value, call now and
it's yours absolutely free! All you pay is
shipping and handling. It's like getting this
$100 blender plus the $50 Bullet To Go travel bag
plus the complete Bullet To Go system, a nearly
$250 value, all for only $59.99 or just 3 easy
payments of only $19.99 plus shipping and
handling. Call now for your original Magic Bullet
To Go to do any job in 10 seconds or less
anywhere. Call or log on now to get the 19 piece
Bullet To Go system for only $59.99 or 3 payments
of only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And if
you call in the next 18 minutes, you'll get the
Bullet To Go blender and the Bullet To Go travel
bag, a combined $150 value absolutely free. All
you pay is shipping and handling. Best of all,
you can try the Bullet To Go risk free for one
full month. If it doesn't do any job in 10
seconds or less, anywhere you want it to, simply
return it for a full refund of the purchase
price. So call or log on now.
17.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
EXT.BEACH - DAY
On the sands of a beach, Mick and Mimi stand behind a bar
as their guests sit on stools on the other side.
MICK
Are you ready, guys? Mick and Mimi's famous 15
minute party. Now I'm going to get this party
started by putting in a little bit of onion in
there. You know me, I’ve got to have a bit of
garlic in everything. Five or six of these cherry
tomatoes, I'm just going to throw them right in
there, a little bit of jalapeño, a touch of
cilantro, now don't forget the blade: only takes
a second to put on. Over to the bullet base. And
in 1, 2, 3 seconds...
HAZEL
Look at that.
MICK
And look at that. And as fast as you can say,
"Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt."
MIMI
Fresh, delicious salsa made from scratch at the
beach. And we didn't even take out a knife.
BERMAN
Hands off, that's mine.
MIMI
Oh, Berman, it's all yours. Hey, you guys, do you
know what else a party needs?
HAZEL
What's that?
MIMI
Dips!
DINO
Oh, oh, oh! How about some of that, uh, the green
junk?
MIMI
Guacamole?
18.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
DINO
Yeah!
MIMI
Okay. No problem. So, I'm just going to start
with some of this avocado right here, does that
look good? And I'm a throw in these cherry
tomatoes, umm, a little bit of jalapeño, a little
bit of cilantro, and for Mick, of course..
EVERYONE
Garlic!
MIMI
That's right. Now I'm going to twist on the cross
blade, and watch this you guys. 1, 2, 3 seconds,
look at that you guys, you ready? I have got,
look at that, fresh, delicious, guacamole.
MICK
Look at that.
MIMI
It looks great and believe me, it tastes even
better.
BETTY
And a heck of a lot better than the junk you get
at the grocery store.
MIMI
Oh, absolutely. But the Bullet Fast Magic that
Berman likes best...
EVERYONE
Frozen drinks!
BERMAN
Yeeaaah!
BETTY
Oh, great. I will, uh, go find some glasses.
MICK
You don't need them because the Bullet To Go
comes with this self blending party mugs.
(MORE)
19.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MICK (CONTINUED)
All you do is mix all the ingredients right in
the mug and that way, everybody gets exactly what
they want.
MIMI
Like a fresh, virgin strawberry margarita for
you, Tina. Now, I'm just going to add some ice
into this mug, then throw in some strawberries,
fresh or frozen, then a little bit of margarita
mix or you can use whatever you like.
MICK
Berman, I know you love the Piña Colada.
BERMAN
Yes, it is.
MICK
So, I'm going to start off with a bit of ice for
you. To that I'm going to add a couple of pieces
of fresh pineapple, a touch of coconut cream, and
then I'm going to fill that up with some Piña
Colada mix.
MIMI
Ooh, yum! Okay, let's make one more. Betty? What
would you like?
BETTY
Okay, I see some peaches. Can you make a Peach
Daiquiri?
MIMI
Oh, certainly. So now I'm just going to start
with some more ice here, then I'm a add some of
these fresh peaches. Don’t those look delicious?
And then I'm going to take some of this Daiquiri
mix.
MICK
And here's the cool thing. Because now, I'm going
to screw the blade, look at this, directly onto
the mug that we're going to mix in. And then,
we're going to go over to the Bullet To Go base..
20.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
MIMI
And here, Betty, why don't you blend yours up?
BETTY
Okay.
Betty stands beside Mick and Mimi as all three prepare to
blend their drinks simultaneously.
MICK
Are you ready, folks?
MIMI
I’m ready.
MICK
1,2, 3, go! And look at that. The Magic Bullet To
Go has pushed a whole mug full of ice into a
smooth, frosty, frozen beverage. And let's check
this out. Are you ready? Look at that. 3
completely different cocktail drinks made in
seconds. Look at that.
MIMI
So everybody that gets exactly the drink they
want, made just the way they like it. And now I'm
just going to twist on one of this colored
comfort lip rings over the threads here.
MICK
And they all come in different colors so that way
everybody knows which drink is theirs.
MIMI
So, now we have a fresh, delicious, virgin
strawberry margarita for you, Tina.
MICK
And a manly Piña Colada for the party animal over
here. Just think about it. All blended fast and
easy, right here, at the beach. Now, come on,
let's get this party started cause we've only got
a few minutes till the game starts.
21.
Magic Bullet To Go Script
COMMERCIAL - III
NARRATOR
Stay tuned to find out how to get this Bullet To
Go travel bag of $50 value, absolutely free.
Details just ahead.
EXT. SPORTS STADIUM PARKING LOT- DAY
Mick and Mimi stand behind a ping-pong table covered in
food as a crowd of sports fans gathers around them.
MAN 1
Mick, Mimi, I got to tell you, all this food is
amazing.
MICK
With the Bullet To Go, it really is easy to make
everybody's favorite drink or snacks wherever you
go. But look at this. Because with the addition
of this, we've now turned the Bullet To Go into a
full family size cordless blender that goes
wherever you go. Wait till you see this. I'm
going to dump some ice on there. Put in a couple
of pieces of strawberry, I'm a add a few pieces
of melon..
MIMI
Hmm, yum!
MICK
To that, I'm going to add a splash of lemonade,
then I'm going to pop on the top, I'm going to
give it a quick spin, and in seconds, we're going
to have a pitcher full of melon berry blast. Now,
what about this for a delicious family treat?
Look at this. On a warm sunny day like today, can
you think of any better? Look at that.
MIMI
Now you can have a Bullet bash wherever you go.
MICK
With the Magic Bullet To Go, you really can make
anything...
22.
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MIMI
Anywhere, in 10 seconds or less.
MICK
Now, let's stop looking at this and let's start
eating it. Come on, we've got some chili, we've
got some...
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NARRATOR
What if you could blend your favorite frozen
beverage, ready to drink in just 7 seconds, out
here in the middle of the lake? What if you could
make fresh delicious salsa from scratch done in
just 3 seconds at your favorite campsite in the
middle of the woods? What if you could create
healthy fresh fruit smoothies for the kids all in
just 9 seconds right here on the beach? Now you
can. Because the original Magic Bullet, the
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seconds or less, anywhere! Like chopping garlic
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for a fresh ground coffee right at the campsite.
Each charge of the Bullet To Go heavy duty
battery lasts for 50 uses or more enough for an
entire weekends worth of fun. And of course, the
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blending party mugs. Turning the Magic Bullet To
Go into the ultimate portable party machine. Now
making a different frozen cocktail for everybody
is easy. So everyone gets their favorite, made
and served right in the same mug wherever your
party takes you. So, now you can do any jobs in
10 seconds or less, anywhere! It's like getting a
cordless blender, a cordless coffee grinder, a
cordless mixer, a cordless smoothie machine, a
cordless food processor and more all in one.
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Call now and you can get the complete 19 piece
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less, anywhere you want it to, simply return it
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or log on now.
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