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"MAGIC BULLET INFOMERCIAL"

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COMMERCIAL - I

NARRATOR Special television offer from Homeland Housewares. Stay

tuned to find out how you can get the original Magic Bullet

personal, versatile countertop Magician free! That’s right!

Get the complete 21-piece system free! Details just ahead.

What can you do in ten seconds? You can start chopping

onions for an omelet. Or you can chop onions, with eggs,

chop ham and peppers, even grate cheese - all at the same

time, for the fastest, easiest omelet ever!

In ten seconds you can open a can of instant soup. Or you

can make homemade soup from scratch, ready to heat and

serve!

In ten seconds you can begin grating cheese for a snack. Or

you can grate cheese, shred chicken, chop onions and peppers

to make a zesty filling that you can heat and serve for hot,

delicious Quesadillas the whole family will love! All three

ready to heat and serve - all in ten seconds or less, with

the original Magic Bullet; the personal versatile countertop

Magician that does any job in ten seconds or less!

Now you can do small, everyday jobs like chopping garlic or

onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just three

seconds! Grate cheese in just four seconds! Then screw on

the handy shaker top and sprinkle onto pasta or pizza. Or

turn ice, coffee, milk and chocolate syrup into a fancy

frozen coffee drink in just seven seconds!

The Magic Bullet is ideal for dips and party foods. Turn

tomatoes, onions and hot peppers into zesty Salsa ready to

eat in five seconds! Make Guacamole from scratch in just

three seconds! Plus you can even cook in the Magic Bullet.

Grate cheese and chop peppers all at once. Microwave then

pour on chips for spicy, 60-second Nachos. And watch this:

with these revolutionary Self-Blending Party mugs, making a

different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy! Made and

served right in the same mug!

Best of all, for a limited time you can get your very own

Magic Bullet system free! That’s right! Get the complete,

21-piece system absolutely free! Stay tuned for details.

Now, join Mick and Mimi to find out how you can do any job

in ten seconds or less with the Magic Bullet.

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INT.MICK AND MIMI’S KITCHEN - MORNING

Englishman MICK stands behind the kitchen counter while his

wife MIMI pours coffee for their guests TINA and IKE seated

on the other side.

MICK

(to Ike and Tina)

Hey! How are you feeling this morning?

Disheveled and hung over, BERMAN, a fat bald houseguest

staggers in.

MICK

Look who's come in?

MIMI

Good morning, Berman!

BERMAN

God, not so loud.

Mick hands Berman a glass.

MICK

Here. What about a bit of a hair of the dog that

bit you?

MIMI

Oh! He's just kidding, Berman. Go

ahead. Try it. It's a fruit smoothie.

FRED and WILMA, a middle-aged married couple enters.

FRED

Morning!

WILMA

That looks good. Can I have one of

those?

FRED

Yeah, me too. What kind do you have?

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MICK

What kind would you like? He's got

strawberry and banana.

FRED

Got any berries?

MICK

Sure I've got berries. I've got some

raspberries. I've got some blueberries.

I’ve got some strawberries. Here you

go. Watch this. Little bit of juice.

Not finished yet. Pop in some ice. Pop

on the blade. Give it a quick spin. And

just watch. It takes about three, four,

five seconds and look at that. A

beautiful mixed berry smoothie in less

time than it takes you to say. Look at

that.

FRED

Thank you.

WILMA

What is that? A personal smoothie

maker?

MICK

Hey! It is if you want it to be.

IKE

Any chance of getting a real breakfast?

MIMI

How about an omelet? I'll just take a

couple of eggs. How many you want?

IKE

Two. I'll take two.

MIMI

Two is good. Okay. Now, what next, Ike?

IKE

Some ham.

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MIMI

Great.

IKE

Tomato?

MIMI

Tomato. How about that?

IKE

Okay. So, onion.

MIMI

Onion.

IKE

Oh, and cheese.

MIMI

Everything then, right. You want

everything.

IKE

Okay. Yes, everything.

MIMI

I understand. Okay, I'll just pop this

on. Now, watch. I'm chopping the ham

and veggies, grating the cheese, and

whipping the eggs, all in three

seconds. The machine that just made

those smoothies for Berman and Fred

will make an omelet for you, Ike. Look

at that.

IKE

Oohh.

MICK

Now, while that's cooking, can I interest anybody

in any coffee?

TINA

Where's your coffee grinder? I'll help.

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MICK

Oh, sit down and relax. We don't need a coffee

grinder because in less than 10 seconds, we're

gonna have fresh ground coffee. Ready? Now,

whether you like a regular grind or, let's say,

extra fine for espresso, in just seconds. You're

done. Now, look at that. In no time at all. Fresh

ground coffee. Smell good, yeah? Now I'm just

gonna get this coffee started.

MIMI

Here you go, Ike. A light, fluffy omelet, done

just the way you like it.

(oven bell dings)

Ah! There's my oven.

IKE

Wow, that was fast.

Behind Mick and Mimi, HAZEL shuffles in with a frumpy

housecoat and a cigarette dangling from her lips.

MIMI

And what would breakfast be like without your

favorite type of fresh baked muffins?

HAZEL

Did somebody say 'muffins?'

Hazel stands between Mick and Mimi.

MICK

Yes, we did, Hazel. And since I like banana and

walnut.

MIMI

And I like mine with fresh, ripe blueberries.

MICK

It takes no more time or trouble to make two or

three different kinds of muffins that it goes to

make one.

MIMI

So, now, everybody gets exactly what they want.

Hazel takes a seat with the others.

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TINA

Hang on a second. You just blended a bunch of

smoothies, you whipped up an omelet, you ground

coffee and you mixed up two different types of

muffin batter in that thing. What the heck is it?

MIMI

It's the Magic Bullet.

MICK

The personal, versatile countertop magician.

WILMA

Countertop magician?

MIMI

That's right. Because it works like magic. All

you do is choose your blade.

MICK

It comes with two.

MIMI

Twist it on. Put the bullet in the power base and

press. As long as you’re holding it down, it

stays on. When you want it to stop, let go.

MICK

Or press and twist and it stays on for hands-free

operation. When you want to turn it off, simply

twist it back.

TINA

Wow. That's a lot easier to use than all the

appliance contraptions we got for wedding gifts.

MICK

That's right. And look at this. Unlike these

complicated machines, yeah, that are so big and

clumsy, they just end up living in the back of

the cupboard. Watch this. The Magic Bullet takes

up no more room on your countertop, look at that,

than a regular size coffee mug.

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MIMI

So, you're going to leave it on your counter and

you're going to want it there because you're

going to use it every single day.

BERMAN

Come on, Mimi. Every single day?

MIMI

Several times a day because it'll do any job in

the kitchen in 10 seconds or less.

BERMAN

Yeah. 10 seconds or less.

MICK

But let me ask you. What is the worst job you

have to do in the kitchen?

MIMI

And almost every meal starts with it.

HAZEL

Chopping garlic! Stinky, nasty garlic!

MICK

Well Hazel, it’s not so nasty anymore. Watch.

Toss your garlic into the Bullet. It takes a

second to put together. All you do is give it,

one...two...three seconds.

MIMI

And in less time that it takes to get out a

cutting board and a knife, you've got freshly

chopped garlic. No mess, no stink. But you know

what, the worst job for me is chopping onions. I

don't know about you, guys, but it makes my hands

stink for days, my eyes tear. I just can't stand

it. But not anymore. With this, there's no time

to cry. Watch this. And in one, two, three

seconds, you've got perfectly chopped onion. Look

at that. And it goes straight from here into the

pan. Look at that.

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MICK

Oh, watch this. Cause this is what I do just

before the big game. Throw about five or six

cherry tomatoes in there. They're the ones that I

like cause they've got all the favor. Little bit

of garlic, little bit of jalapeño, throw in an

onion, little bit of cilantro, don't forget the

blade that takes a second to put on and watch

this. And in one, two, three seconds is all it

takes. And when you're ready, look at that.

MIMI

Delicious salsa, guys, ready to eat.

BERMAN

Let me see that.

MIMI

All right, Berman. Here you go.

MICK

It really is so easy to use, you're gonna use it

every single day.

MIMI

For every meal. How about a quick tasty lunch

from leftovers. I've got some grilled chicken

here, from last night's barbeque, and I'm going

to put in some apple, some raisins, a squeeze of

Mayo...

MICK

Ah, ah, ah. Just to spice up a bit. My favorite.

A little bit of curry powder.

MIMI

Curry powder for everything. Then I'm gonna twist

this on and watch. It chops the chicken, dices

the apple and mixes everything together all at

once in four, five, six seconds.

MICK

In less time than it takes to toast the bread.

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MIMI

You’ve got gourmet chicken salad. Freshly made

and ready to serve.

MICK

And that is a six-second lunch.

WILMA

If only dinner were that easy!

HAZEL

Huh! Yeah, dinner’s always a production!

MIMI

Okay, well try this: start with a couple of cloves of

garlic, add about two tablespoons of butter, some fresh

parmesan cheese and a splash of cream.

MICK

Now watch this: simply pop on the top, give it a quick

spin - and in one simple step we’ve ground the parmesan

cheese, chopped the garlic and mixed all the ingredients

together. And now we’re ready to cook!

MIMI

And here’s some Bullet fast magic that no other machine

will do. I am just going to twist on one of these vented

lids, and I am going to put it right into the microwave

to cook for about 30 seconds.

TINA

You’re gonna cook with it?

MIMI

Absolutely! So now the machine I just prepared my meal in

I am also going to cook in - without ever dirtying a

single pot or pan!

MICK

Now, while Mimi’s slaving over a hot microwave, I’m gonna

knock us up a quick pesto sauce. Are you ready? Big

chunk of parmesan cheese; in goes the garlic, in goes the

basil - look how easy this is! - handful of pine nuts,

just throw them in there. Finish off with a little bit of

olive oil. Watch how easy this is!

(MORE)

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MICK (CONTINUED)

Spin on the top, set the Bullet on the base. And now

we’re chopping the basil, crushing the pine nuts, mincing

the garlic and mixing all the ingredients together. And

as fast as you can say Bob’s your Uncle, Fanny’s your

Aunt, you’ve got a beautiful, homemade pesto sauce. Now

all you need to do is pour it over your favorite pasta!

Look at that! And you’ve got a beautiful, homemade pesto

pasta made from scratch in less than 10 seconds!

MIMI

And Pasta Alfredo! I’m just going to whip on the cross

blade and pop this on the power base to give it another

quick whip. And look at this you guys! This is amazing!

Look at that!

MICK

Now there you’ve got…

MIMI

Look at that!

MICK

Piping hot Fettuccine Alfredo and a delicious fresh-made

Pesto Pasta. Believe me, they are both as good as you

have ever tasted!

MIMI

It still needs a little fresh-grated parmesan cheese.

MICK

Now watch how fast it grates even hard cheeses - with no

trouble at all! Right in the Bullet Cup.

MIMI

Like that. It’s done. Seconds, right? Now I’m gonna put

on the shaker top - remember this? Just twist it on. Look

at that: fresh grated parmesan cheese for your Fettuccine

Alfredo. Isn’t that great?

TINA

Wait a minute! You made two completely different pasta

dishes in less than two minutes?

WILMA

It takes me longer than that to make a phone call to

order a pizza!

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MICK

Ah, and no great meal is complete without a bit of

dessert, right?

WILMA, HAZEL, FRED

Right!

MICK

Watch this: I’m just gonna mix a little bit of cream with

a couple of tablespoons-full of chocolate syrup. Watch

this. Now I’m gonna screw on the flat blade. That’s the

whipping blade - remember that Berman, right. Watch

this: give it a quick spin. And if you’ve got six

seconds then you’ve got plenty of time to whip up a

delicious dessert! Hear that? That’s it. You’re done. And

now, look at that: you’ve got a delicious, fluffy

chocolate mousse. It tastes delicious! And you just saw

it made in front of your eyes in just six seconds!

MIMI

(patting Mick's belly)

But if you prefer something a little bit healthier, you

know?

MICK

Hey!

MIMI

You can try putting in your favorite frozen fruit. I like

mangoes and raspberries - those are my favorite. And just

add a splash of orange juice - or for you party animals,

your favorite liqueur…

MICK

(points at Berman)

Like you!

MIMI

Twist on the blade and lock it on the power base. Now

it’s easy to satisfy that sweet tooth - without the

guilt! Because in just about eight seconds you’ve got

fancy, fat-free fruit sorbet with no added sugar! Look at

this you guys!

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MICK

Finish it off with a little sprig of mint - and look at

that for a dessert!

BERMAN

So nice!

MICK

Just think, in a matter of minutes we made breakfast, two

different kinds of muffins, a six-second lunch, snacks,

two completely different pasta dishes, and two completely

different desserts - all in like, what, the last ten

minutes or so?

MIMI

And all without dirtying a single pot or pan!

WILMA

It’s really gonna save me a ton of time and trouble in

the kitchen!

MIMI

It really will! But believe it or not, that is not why

Mick and I bought the Magic Bullet. We bought it because

it is the…

MICK

The ultimate party machine! Are you ready? Watch this!

Mick and Mimi’s famous fifteen-minute party! Now I’m just

gonna throw some cheese in there, a little jalapeño. It

takes one second to put together - and it takes two

seconds to make. One, two! What about that? Now I’m ready

to put this in the microwave and I’m gonna get this party

rolling!

MIMI

And while he’s doing that I’m gonna add a little bit of

that cheese, some chicken, a jalapeño; I’m gonna pop on

the top - and watch this: in one, two, three seconds

I’ve chopped the chicken and grated the cheese - and now

I’m gonna spread it between a couple of flour tortillas.

Now I’m gonna pop it in the microwave for just about, I

don’t know, sixty seconds - here you go Mick, you’re

done!

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MICK

Outstanding! Pour that over some chips - and er… Nachos

anybody?

FRED

Oh yeah, Nachos - those are my favorites!

MICK

Look at that!

MIMI

Or how about a fresh, hot chicken quesadilla?

IKE

That’s incredible!

MICK

Hey, you know what else a party needs? Dips! Now, watch

this: there I’ve got some avocado. In goes a couple of

cherry tomatoes, a little bit of selantro and a little

bit of jalapeño in there. We are also gonna pop in a

little bit of garlic. Watch this: pop on the cross blade.

In one, two, three seconds - are you ready? Instant

guacamole! It’s fresh. It’s delicious. Watch this: it

tastes great! And look at that! And I didn’t even use a

knife. Look at that!

MIMI

But the Bullet fast magic that we like best…

MIMI & MICK

Frozen drinks!

The guests cheer and applaud.

MICK

Now, watch this: now what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna

put some strawberries in there - are you watching

carefully, yeah? Into that I’m gonna pop some ice. Finish

it off with some Margarita mix. How cool is this? Have

you noticed that all the ingredients are going directly

straight into the mug. How cool is that? Now watch: on

goes the blade.

(MORE)

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MICK (CONTINUED)

Give it a spin. And watch this: I just lock in onto the

On position - and in just seconds the Magic Bullet

crushes a whole mug-full of ice into a smooth, frosty,

frozen beverage! So now you’ve got a fresh, delicious,

virgin strawberry Margarita - look at that! - ready to

drink right in its own frosty mug!

MIMI

So everybody gets exactly the drink they want, made just

the way they like it! And now you can just twist on one

of these colored comfort lips to cover up the threads

here.

MICK

And they all come in a different color - so everybody

knows exactly which drink is theirs!

MIMI

All right you guys, come on! Let’s go! Let’s get this

party going!

The guests all get up from their chairs.

COMMERCIAL - II

NARRATOR What can you do in ten seconds? You can start chopping

onions for an omelet. Or you can chop onions, with eggs,

chop ham and peppers, even grate cheese - all at the same

time, for the fastest, easiest omelet ever!

In ten seconds you can open a can of instant soup. Or you

can make homemade soup from scratch, ready to heat and

serve!

In ten seconds you can begin grating cheese for a snack. Or

you can grate cheese, shred chicken, chop onions and peppers

to make a zesty filling that you can heat and serve for hot,

delicious quesadillas the whole family will love! All three

ready to heat and serve - all in ten seconds or less, with

the original Magic Bullet; the personal versatile countertop

magician that does any job in ten seconds or less!

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Now you can do small, everyday jobs like chopping garlic or

onions without the sticky, smelly mess in just three

seconds!

Or grind whole coffee beans, coarse or fine, in just four

seconds for fresh ground coffee every morning. Or even take

that fresh-brewed coffee, add ice, milk and chocolate syrup,

and blend up a fancy frozen coffee drink in just seven

seconds.

The Magic Bullet does any job in ten seconds or less, yet it

takes up no more space on your counter than a coffee mug.

And nothing could be easier. Just watch: Simply load your

ingredients like tomatoes, onions, garlic, and hot peppers

into the Bullet cup, twist on one of the specially designed

Bullet blades, pop it onto the ingenious high-torque power

base, then simply press. And in less than five seconds, you

got just the right amount of zesty salsa, garden fresh and

ready to eat.

The complete 17-piece Magic Bullet system includes two

heavy-duty Bullet cups: the regular size is perfect for dips

and party foods, like turning canned beans, onions, and

garlic into delicious homemade fat-free bean dip, or turn

fresh avocados, tomatoes, and onions into zesty guacamole in

just three seconds. It's also ideal for turning leftovers

like last night's chicken and vegetables into taste-tempting

chicken salad for a six second homemade lunch.

The large Bullet cup is even more versatile. Just toss in

fresh fruit, ice, a splash of juice and the Magic Bullet

becomes a personal smoothie machine, pulverizing the ice and

giving you a delicious nutritious smoothie in just eight

seconds. Or add a scoop of protein powder for the most

delicious meal replacement fat loss drink you've ever

tasted.

Plus each container is microwave safe, so you can actually

cook in your Magic Bullet. Just watch this: grate cheese and

chop hot peppers all at once, then just pop it in the

microwave and pour over chips for 60 second nachos. Or make

complete meals in seconds. Simply add garlic, parmesan

cheese, butter, and cream, blend for 7 seconds, pop into the

microwave, and just like that you've got a hot and tasty

homemade Alfredo sauce.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED) You also get two different multi-purpose blades. The flat

blade whips to turn fresh cream into mountains of thick

delicious dessert topping. It also grinds rock-hard spices

like stick cinnamon or fresh nutmeg powder-fine just like

that.

You also get the versatile cross blade, which chops, blends,

mixes batters for breads, and even grates cheeses, hard or

soft. Then twist on one of the two specially-designed shaker

tops and take it straight to the table for fresh-grated

cheese on pizza or pasta. Next, replace the shaker top with

one of the airtight resealable lids to keep leftovers fresh

for days.

And because all the blades, Bullet cups, and lids are

dishwasher safe, the Magic Bullet cleans up in less than 10

seconds too.

You also get the Original Magic Bullet 10 Second Recipes

cookbook, including every one of the dozens and dozens of 10

second recipes featured on this show.

And only the Original Magic Bullet comes with this set of

self-blending party mugs, turning the Magic Bullet into the

ultimate party machine. Now making a different frozen

cocktail for everybody is easy, so everyone gets their

favorite, made and served right in the same mug. And with

these multi-colored comfort rings that cover the threads,

everyone knows which party mug is theirs.

You could spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on a

counter full of kitchen appliances that still won't do

everything the Magic Bullet can. But right now during this

special introductory offer, you can get the entire 17-piece

Original Magic Bullet system, including party mugs, for just

$99.99 or just 3 easy payments of $33.33. But don't call

yet, because you must watch this: Everyone who orders from

this program will get this amazing bonus which turns your

Magic Bullet into the Bullet Blender with the same power and

capacity and this big $100 blender.

But that's not all: Call now and you'll also receive as a

second amazing bonus the Extractor Kit, which turns the

Magic Bullet into the Bullet juicer that works just as

easily as this $200 juicer.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED) Just drop raw carrots into the top and in seconds the Bullet

juicer turns them into fresh carrot juice just like that.

It's so easy you can make a healthy fruit and vegetable

juice cocktail loaded with vitamins and minerals the whole

family will love. Best of all you can put the entire Magic

Bullet juice in the dishwasher, so clean up is a breeze,

something you could never do with this big $200 juicer.

And you get them both free! That's right. It's like getting

this $100 blender and this $200 juicer plus the complete

Magic Bullet system - a nearly $400 value - all for only

$99.99 or just three easy payments of just $33.33.

But hold everything: Call in the next 18 minutes and get a

second Magic Bullet free! That's right. Get another system

complete with bonuses - an incredible $400 value -

absolutely free, all you pay is shipping and handling. Makes

the perfect gift for friends and family, or for dorm rooms,

boats and campers. This offer is only available on TV, so

remember to call in the next 18 minutes and get your second

Magic Bullet free!

Call or log on now to get the 17 piece Magic Bullet system,

plus the Bullet blender and the Bullet juicer extractor kit,

all for only $99.99 or just 3 easy payment of only $33.33

plus shipping and handling. Plus remember to call in the

next 18 minutes to get a second complete Magic Bullet system

absolutely free, all you pay is shipping and handling.

Best of all you can try the Magic Bullet risk-free for one

full month. If it doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or less

simply return it for a full refund of the purchase price.

Remember, this offer is only available on TV, so call or log

on now and get a second Magic Bullet - an incredible $400

value - absolutely free.

INT. MICK AND MIMI’S KITCHEN - MORNING

The guest are in back their chairs.

WILMA

I’ve gotta tell you Mimi, I can see myself using the

Magic Bullet every day!

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MIMI

It really is a time saver. But we’re just getting

started! See this?

MICK

This turns the Magic Bullet into the family-sized Bullet

Blender.

MIMI

So let’s say you want to make a milkshake. Try this:

start with a handful of hard peppermint candy (my secret

ingredient!), add in a chocolate bar and a squeeze of

chocolate syrup…

MICK

Ah! Ah! Ah! Don’t forget the ice cream! Look at that -

plenty of ice cream!

MIMI

Add a splash of milk - or more! Slip on the top. And now

you’ve got a full-sized Bullet Blender that does

everything you’d expect a big expensive appliance to do.

And look: you’ve got an entire blender-full of chocolate,

chocolate chip peppermint milkshake! My favorite! Would

you guys taste this!

MICK

Look at that! Enough for the entire family! But you’ve

gotta see this, because this is what makes the Magic

Bullet truly the most versatile kitchen appliance on the

market today.

MIMI

With the addition of this ingenious extractor insert the

Magic Bullet - that just became the Bullet Blender - is

now the Bullet Juicer! You know how we’re all supposed to

get five to seven servings of fruits and vegetables a

day, right?

BERMAN

(cynically)

But nobody eats like that. Nobody.

WILMA

Especially the kids - they won’t go near a vegetable!

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MICK

Ah well we may have a solution to that problem Wilma.

Watch this: just pop a few pieces of watermelon in there.

To that I am going to add a couple of pieces of pineapple

- rind and all, that just goes right in there.

MIMI

Now I’m gonna add a handful of spinach!

MICK

To that we’re gonna pop in a couple of pieces of

beetroot. And to that we’re gonna add a couple of florets

of broccoli.

BERMAN

Yuck - I hate broccoli!

Tina looks on sympathetically.

MIMI

In just seconds you have a delicious juice drink filled

with the vitamins and minerals of all the vegetables and

fruits that just went into it!

MICK

And you tell me, Berman, can you taste any broccoli in

that?

BERMAN

Hey that tastes great! Not like vegetables at all!

MICK

That’s because the taste of the fruit overpowers the

taste of the vegetables. You get all the vegetable

goodness - but you don’t get that yucky vegetable taste!

MIMI

And the kids’ll never know.

TINA

You know, I can really see myself using this thing every

day of the week!

WILMA

Absolutely.

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COMMERCIAL - III

NARRATOR

Introducing the original Magic Bullet: the

personal, versatile countertop magician that does

any job in 10 seconds or less. Turn ice, fresh

fruit, and a splash of juice into a delicious,

nutritious fresh fruit smoothie or protein drink

in just 8 seconds. Grind whole coffee beans

coarse or fine for fresh ground coffee in just 4

seconds. Chop garlic or onions without the stinky

smelly mess in just 3 seconds. Or turn tomatoes,

onions, garlic, and hot peppers into zesty salsa,

garden fresh and ready to eat in less than 5

seconds. With the Magic Bullet, frozen berries

and orange juice becomes a luscious fat free

sorbet in just 8 seconds.

Plus you can even cook in your Magic Bullet.

First, grate cheese and chop peppers all at once.

Microwave. Then pour over chips for spicy 60

seconds Nachos. Or combine fresh tomatoes,

onions, peppers, garlic, and herbs. Puree the

tomato and chop the veggies and herbs all at

once. Cook in the microwave and serve up a hearty

Marinara sauce ready to eat.

And only the Magic Bullet comes with these self

blending party mugs, turning your Magic Bullet

into the ultimate party machine. Now making a

different frozen cocktail for everybody is easy.

So everyone gets their favorite made and serve

right in the same mug.

You can spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on

a counter full of kitchen appliances that still

won't do everything the Magic Bullet can. But

right now, during this special introductory

offer, you can get the complete 17 piece original

Magic Bullet system for only $99.99 or just 3

easy payments of only $33.33.

(MORE)

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NARRATOR (CONTINUED)

Plus everyone who orders from this program will

get this amazing bonus, which turns your Magic

Bullet into the bullet blender with the same

power and capacity as this big $100 blender.

But that's not all! Call now and you'll also

receive as a second amazing bonus: the extractor

kit which turns your Magic Bullet into the Bullet

Juicer that turns fresh fruit and vegetables into

delicious nutritious juice, just as easily as

this $200 juicer. But it goes right into the

dishwasher, so clean up is a breeze. Something

you can never do with this big $200 juicer and

you get them both free!

That's right. It's like getting this $100 blender

and this $200 juicer plus the complete Magic

Bullet system a nearly $400 value all for only

$99.99 or just 3 easy payment of just $33.33. But

hold everything! Call the next 12 minutes and get

a 2nd Magic Bullet free. That's right. Get

another system complete with bonuses, absolutely

free. All you pay is Shipping and Handling: makes

the perfect gift for friends and family or for

dorm rooms, boats and campers. This offer is only

available on TV, so remember to call the next 12

minutes and get your 2nd Magic Bullet free. Call

or log on now to get the 17 piece Magic Bullet

system plus the Bullet blender and the Bullet

Juicer extractor kit all for only $99.99 or just

3 easy payments of only $33.33 plus shipping and

handling. Plus remember to call in the next 12

minutes to get a 2nd complete Magic Bullet system

absolutely free. All you pay is shipping and

handling. Best of all, you can try the Magic

Bullet risk free for one full month. If it

doesn't do any job in 10 seconds or less, simply

return it for a full refund of the purchase

price. Remember this offer is only available on

TV. So call or log on now and get a 2nd Magic

Bullet FREE!

THE END