who actually gives a shit, a guide to the uk

Who actually gives a shit

(A guide to the UK)By andrewfennellstuff

The flag• Basically it’s a mix of the

Scottish, Irish and English flag. The Welsh one is a dragon so no-one bothered to put it in. It’s supposed to be called the union flag but no-one cares so it’s called the union jack.

But I thought Scotland was leaving or something

• Yeah that’s a thing.

Politics• There are 4 main parties:• Labour, they’re left• Conservative, they’re right• Lib dems (Liberal democrats), further left than

labour• UK Independence Party, LOL NO.

But I thought the queen did things• No, essentially we’ve all agreed she’s just on a

very large benefit scheme, and no-one actually because we have a queen American bitches.

So are the royals like celebs were everyone obsesses about their lives?

Humor• Yeah,• It gets offensive• Very offensive

You lucky, you get to see london every day

• London Is a very small part of England,

Places and stereotypesThere are a lot of places so let’s boil down to cold hard stereotypesThe north has in-breeding and drinkingScotland has f-bombs and drinkingIreland has drinkingCornwall has racismWales has sheep-shaggingGreater london has stabbingsEssex has orange people.

Did I stutter

FAMOUS BRITS

The only thing anyone gives a mild shit about

JUDI DENCH• Does films• Is british

Maggie smith

Was in harry potterfamous

ALAN RICKMANDied in die hard

GARY OLDMAN• Ours bitch

Cumberbatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CheekbonesI am sherlocked

Micheal caine as well

papers• The sun- boobs• Other tabloids- exist?• The guardian- actually good quite a lot of the

time but TL;DR• Daily mail- no.

Oh you don’t like ponies

The daily mail loves ponies5 separate stories on the material,This is normal bronies by the way,Not /b/ponies, no.They did say ‘brownies once tho

Woodentoaster/Glaze• Not a girl• British• Northern• I only but him here toPoint that he’s BritishAnd northern

“well that was the least informative and weirdest 21 slides of my life.”

• You just read a powerpoint called “who actually gives a shit.” written by a 14 year old and expected it to be informative...

Forgot to mention• WE HAVE SHAKESPEARE