© Religion Shit List (and other)Theologies, Ideologies &

Philosophies about… Shit

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Presentation by: Petite Poopette

Taoism: Shit happens.

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really

shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

Shintoism: Shit is

everywhere.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Mysticism: Just experience shit happening.

Hinduism: This shit has happened

before.

Agnosticism: Nobody knows

why shit happens.

Egotism: I

AM shit.

Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but will not tell

you.

Cartesianism: Shit happens to me, therefore it exists.

Platonism: There is ideal

shit happening

somewhere.

Stoicism: I do not care if shit happens.

Atheism: Shit just happens and that is all there is to it.

#2: I don’t believe this shit!

Epicureanism: Let us party while shit does not happen.

Cynicism: Of course shit happens.

Utopianism: This shit does not

stink.

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New Ageism: This isn’t

shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.

Capitalism: That’s MY shit.

Communism: It’s

everybody’s shit.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Feminism: Men are

shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

Creationism: God made all

shit.

Commercialism: Let’s package

this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a

garden.

Nihilism: No shit.

Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit

shall happen on Saturday.

Calvinism: Shit

happens because you don’t work.

Transcendental Meditation: Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

Shit…

Jehovah’s Witnesses:

>Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

#2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

#3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

Astrology: Uranus transits.

Surrealism: Fish.

Realism: I think I need to take a shit.

Denialism: what shit?

Minimalism: Shit.

Procrastinationism: I’ll take care of this

shit… tomorrow.

Repressionism: I’ll hold this shit in forever.

Idealism:I can deal with

any shit.

Democracy: Everyone has the

same opportunity to make shit happen.

Anarchism:We are allowed to shit

when we want.We are allowed to shit

where we want.We should be allowed to

shit what we want.

Conservatism: Shit Happens, but not right

now.

Materialism: Whoever dies with the most

shit wins.

Utilitarianism: Whatever does the

most shit for the most people is best.

Apathism:I don’t give a

shit.

Optimism: Shit will never

happen.

Pessimism: One of these days, shit will

happen.

Purism:If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit

happen.

Empiricism: Prove that

shit!

Epistemology: How do you know that

shit?

Sadism: I will shit on you!

Let’s not fight over Religion!Do we really need to create

reasons to despise one another?

Universal Code:Accept & Understand each

other without any one getting hurt

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