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uninformative guide to the uk, that is it starts of uninformative and ends up down right ridiculous. just like anyone in the uk really
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Who actually gives a shit
(A guide to the UK)By andrewfennellstuff
The flag• Basically it’s a mix of the
Scottish, Irish and English flag. The Welsh one is a dragon so no-one bothered to put it in. It’s supposed to be called the union flag but no-one cares so it’s called the union jack.
But I thought Scotland was leaving or something
• Yeah that’s a thing.
Politics• There are 4 main parties:• Labour, they’re left• Conservative, they’re right• Lib dems (Liberal democrats), further left than
labour• UK Independence Party, LOL NO.
But I thought the queen did things• No, essentially we’ve all agreed she’s just on a
very large benefit scheme, and no-one actually because we have a queen American bitches.
So are the royals like celebs were everyone obsesses about their lives?
Humor• Yeah,• It gets offensive• Very offensive
You lucky, you get to see london every day
• London Is a very small part of England,
Places and stereotypesThere are a lot of places so let’s boil down to cold hard stereotypesThe north has in-breeding and drinkingScotland has f-bombs and drinkingIreland has drinkingCornwall has racismWales has sheep-shaggingGreater london has stabbingsEssex has orange people.
FAMOUS BRITS
The only thing anyone gives a mild shit about
JUDI DENCH• Does films• Is british
Maggie smith
Was in harry potterfamous
ALAN RICKMANDied in die hard
GARY OLDMAN• Ours bitch
Cumberbatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CheekbonesI am sherlocked
Micheal caine as well
papers• The sun- boobs• Other tabloids- exist?• The guardian- actually good quite a lot of the
time but TL;DR• Daily mail- no.
Oh you don’t like ponies
The daily mail loves ponies5 separate stories on the material,This is normal bronies by the way,Not /b/ponies, no.They did say ‘brownies once tho
Woodentoaster/Glaze• Not a girl• British• Northern• I only but him here toPoint that he’s BritishAnd northern
“well that was the least informative and weirdest 21 slides of my life.”
• You just read a powerpoint called “who actually gives a shit.” written by a 14 year old and expected it to be informative...
Forgot to mention• WE HAVE SHAKESPEARE