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i>^j-t ^J—L*o not forget the . U J H -t rv fair «i.t Law rtn-ce Kail Sa turda:i+fj>l JTth ^.nen l>\ t h - high & h u o !j^ujp.L^ oi tilt )>cn-£n of th»- s i h o j i

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Mr .nvri Mr- Ge - Hami l ton , of Ot-t a w ^ , ,b iu<i Mr . .ad Mrs. C HBr asn ias t v, e t k

Uar \ilidgi hd-d an au tomobi le a<"-owitut l«i.st n i u r s d a j Xelson HIIIJS,wiho r u n s t*u n i u k s ta t ion , wias d n v -irig hit autoitiubile into his drivewayon fc.asi Ma.ni street when anr'^utofrom Jielmna '-ontainjny fi\ t men ranjnto his ca.r, da.magnng both ma!oh.ineaixiKX qjite serw>ns;> injjririi, two oftne mtn, one frevm Helwna. and theother from iiogansuurg

Miss Editii Trj oi «. f Uie class ofo Moira liigh & noo1 has entered

S i a tFloyd Phelj^s of the ssum«entered tfye agricultural de-

«£ th© unaversitj-.Mrs. Pranic Richards, of Masweaa,

and Agnes Sam JuJe, of .No. Law-rmioe, are g'uests of Mr, and Mrs.C. E. Burnap. .;.

Mrs. William Oooney is qtiite ser-iousb' i ii-

SKERRY

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Sfept. 22—Dearth bias again viaitedthis littlt: hamlet. Dorothy J., daugh-ter of Mr. and Mrs. Albert Eseitim-e,was called to the great beyond Wed-nesday A. M., Sept. 17-th, tut the ten-der ngi- of 1ft months. She hadbeen ill for about two weeks withcholera ra>ori>us. Dorothy was a sweet

child, the idol of the homeand will be greatly missed by herparents, brother and sisters and asr-ed irra.nd£a:ther, wfao have the sym-pathy of all in their bar ©a v em-eat.The funeral was held from the Holi-ness church Friday afternoon. Rev.A. A. .Sturgeon officiated. Intermentat the fttpyems cemetery.

Friday aftern'oon as Chas. Luman,' wtio is employed by JL. C. Bawen

us teamster wtLs working in a graveli>ii a large stone -rolled upon himinjuring him quite J sadly, bruisingone limb from the hip to the -footand breaking- several ribs, I>rs.Hastings and Dalphin," of Malone,were «U3t*d. It is hotped no moreserious injuries will be found. Thefamily have the sympathy of all inthis miafortune.

Mrs. Will King- and daughter, Flor-ence, returned home -j&roan Schenec-tady. Monday.

The regular ehuroh. meeting- will beJieki in the CangTsejgast3!O>n>aJ csburehTuesday even-ing, Sef)4. 30tti, a t7:30 o'clock for tbe purpose of elect-.ixig new officers.

Ardhie Harrington, who h&s apen*the past six monfttes in Dticletasonax the home rif Mr. ssad Mrs. EarlTrim, returned home- Wednesday.,

G. A. Lane is attending the Og-densburg- fair this week.

Mr. and Mrs. Jaek»L«ee, Who havebeen visiting friends in this placefor two weeks, returned to t&eirhome in S.priivgXieid, Mass., S>atur-

Mr. and Mrs. Cihiarlee Kerrj* en-ttsrtained John and W. A. Morris,of Springfield. Mass., la»t wiee-k

Ijiite Bump is quite ill at this wrrlt-toig.

Miss. Selina Holland, of Banger,spent several days a t the home ofMr. and Mrs, Albert Eaeltine.

Mr*, and Mrs. H. C. Collins. ofB-urlingiton. Vt., "were the guests ofMr. and Mrs. Joseph Collette thepast week.

Mrs. Earl Trim, of Dickinson, visit-«fi her sister, Mrs. Altsbot •McXam-ara. Wednesday.

Mrs. FrtMi Merritt visited a t the•home of Mrs. Joseipih Presnare.- atSt. Reig-ls Falls, Saturday.

Mias Haa&l Tfoonias,* who haa npentth»e eiimmer in LMuaive, visited herUerewts, Mr. aad Mre. Will Thomas,

Prf- <»tt T*i -kifnatm k»ft on Satur-1 .\ moriun* for Ith?«.t. wnere h:e, 1 . <it* r Cornell r*^ve,r»it>.

Mis r (* Sp.iuklms s«r>ent the .pastv» t».-k 'P Mal<>n.e with her motherMrs K Jo> -who viias ill with the-

Fiwt'M Stewart, of Plattabirrg-h.v]^t-d his brotner, Chas. Stewart,last week.

IJU< ius P*srsoTbs, of Holyr>k<>. Maas .i> viHitmg' frienids and reliitiyie^1 here

Mu-s ^Sartssii. T3fickine>cvn has re-turned home after sp*mdm^ a weeki'\ Xftmvood a*i*rl M<is&«n<5 Whil^e inM i M-na she esaVled on ou'- fo.rm.erjM.«itr>r Rev Gen^iit %vho intends to

" >rnie W C T U wSLl meet TsithMr» ^,irrU G*i)?)« on ThuaaKlay af-t-rmv.ci at 2 30 t>el*sates to theskate co-nvention vriU read reports.

^•^ H W Maj-ktham. ' " 'at M. Ei

•hvwrth Sundaj e •«n4•n.j .Miss IY.moea Wil«=»cwi is \iflittner her

mnt m Mai'ryneTh>r- W C T r have ^W-tfd of-

fu ers- for thf M-ar a=s follows,—Pr^sg— Mrs Martha WashbumVi t i»r*suUv,t^—Mrs Etta Bmith,N Kd^oti Austin, Mrs Je tunae

II ija-wrhJif. Mrs, Eva TVLP^PMSwr. j Ur\—Mrs Alma DavisTn-n«i Mrs Lucy Skerr^'Harn.h-1 Snide left Thursdav even-

ing for Massa^hiu^ettg ^ihere he ist d i h l

0 22—Rev Alexander Scott, aformer paastor of this charge, t«it\viio no^v is in charge of the NorthR*ingor t'hurch, will occupy the pul-pnt in the M. E church on Sirndav,S«pt. 28th.

The schools in all oi 4he district^vt*iv closed on Thuradav and Fridav*n that the pufpiis and childrenould attend th« Maione fair.

Mrs Samuel Jellifi. of Manchester.sT. H., is apending samp tim« in.HWTI wntlh Wm. Armstrong and oth-

er relativesr ioyd Avery, of Ilion. 2s Y.. is the

sru«rt of his parensts Mr and Mrs.Charles Avery.

Mrs Herbert Tower and childrenand Miss Blanche McGuiness. ofMolra, -were guests of Mr. and Mr?C E Hoadlej on Sunday.

Mias Bessie Wilsoji sp&nt last weekMalonie with Mr. and Mrs E.

Muller.Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Jones spent

Sunday in Fay with Mm. Alma Joneswho is slightly improved in health.

Little Margaret A\ er> celebratedhea sixth birthday on Saturday oflast week. Some of her little friendsgathered .a t her home and a very

.nt time was had.

[.YN'CH — At the State Hospital.Ogvienislmrgr,. &ept lSth a,fttr A ft %

s' lUneas of vneumania. James W.Lcrmh. of Malone, aged 78 \ ears

Tht funeral >>c( urred from the R.C t h i u \ h . Platt9v'urarh, on Satuixluj

FEL«Ti>X—At his homt in ('h.i'tf-augaj , on SaJturdti\. Sejrt. 2 0rth, aftpr

illness of t>\er a \ war, the deathof Jason FeWon occurred, a-red 62

rs The de< eased wus born injttxiug-aj. Sept 10th, 1851. w hiTv.

he ha*s alnavs resided The funeraliis'Dfd from hist late home Mon-

day aftenn^on He is s u n n e d b>*> da.iighttr. Mrs Mitchell, ofiWutivaj. t«*» brothers. Ed era r

Felto<n, of Burke, and Charles H.of M-Uont. .aid one sister, Mrs. He-len Sargent, of LeJoanon, N. H.

OARIXXER—In Malone. Sapt. 17th,ait the home of his mother in thePaper Mill district, Arthur Gardner,

r^d £ 9 yearsThe deoea»xl had been for overyetir ill with tubercukxsis. He was

a youn^r ma.n liked and respected bya. wide circle of friends and acquaint-ances The funeral was held fro-mXotrt; Dame church Saturday ' " ic* 1 ^, .ing. He leaves besides iiis motKer/fiag'swho has tenderlj- cared for him dur-insc his ilLnejas four brothers, Geo.Peter, Alex and Nelson, all of Ma-loue. and oae sistt-r r hiding: atPiercefiedd, N. T

TAYLOR—In Newton, Iowa Sept.l l t b . ut the hqmt- of her son, FredM Tajlnr, Mra Etoi-n A Taylor,aged about 80 \ ears For many yearsshe was a reorient of North Ban "-or.where Mr Taj lor was «A well-known

r sucvessful farmer. Mrs Tavlors a member of the Congrega/tian-

al c-hurch and a woman ot beautifuliraciter, beJo\ed hy all who knew

h-e-r. In. about a month the remainsof the deeeast-d will be broiigiit to

rtfti Banigor for burial She leavessurviving her husband -and 9Q,n, FredM. Taylor, ami daughter, Mrs. W.E Carpenter of Newton, a.nd o.neson. Wan. D Ta>lor, of No. Ba.mg*or.

BURKE.

Mrs. Wilber Allen was inplain lasst week attending th-e Prea-bvtery.

Mr. and Mrs. Roland Dtrewi, fromAthol, Mass., are visiting fpieaads in•towai.. Mrs. Raj" Perrigo apeast Saturdaywith heo* husbaaxd a t Ltoon Lake.

Mrs. Julia ShaMuek lias rentedher .house to Ray Wentw<ar$h.

Mrs. Geo. Green ap&nst a few daysst week wjith friends a t Rainbow.Mrs. Dizaie Frase*, of Port Covkig-

n, was the g-uest of her brother,William McKenaie, last week.

Mr. and Mrs. WiW&m Babcock, ofToronto, visited relatives in town last

Mr. and Mrs. Finu-es-, of Hkvessbur.g',Vt.. are guests of their smi. Dr. F.F. FSamey.

Roy Williaimson a]>eai!t Sunday withhis father. Geo. CT-LUUunaaa.

Mrs. Mary Goslam* aad Mias MabeJascm returned from Ltocm I^ake Sat-

j urday.J Mrs. Wood awl daughter, of I>it-k-inson, viho h-&\<e be&n visitiasg- Mrs.Ruiwirts, returned home last w>eek.

i Mrs. J. M. WistJierell, of Oh;imp-la.inand Mrs. Bennii-e, of Sandy Creek. N.Y., were quests of Mr. aad Mrs. C.F. Paine last Thursday.

Mr. Hind Mrs. Geo. Morse, of No.Troy. Vt.. are visiting friends, -intown-. .

The Burke Sunday School Associa-tjiotn .will hold too interesttojr sessSoitLsvn the North Burke Presbyteria*n:hurch on Friday a>£tern9<>n asnd w e -i&ng of th% wfe*-ic. A fine program

baa been prfej>ar,ed and the ipubMc iscordialily invited *o attend.

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1 w&ek.Melvin Thicwmas,

k t hspent tih<e

week a^ home, p&tur?\ed to hi®work at Bay Pond, Saturday.

Mr. and Mrs. Ear l Trim, of Dick-inson, visited a t the Twxme of Mr.ajid Mrs. Jame« Kief Sunday.

Reuben I>rew and lady friend". ,olRochester, are \nadtlng at the "of Mr. and Mrs. Jamee Ki«f.

Mr. and Mrs. Fred Mersltt werethe guests of Mr. mad Mrs BariIVim, in 'Dickinson-. Saturday nlgtot

Mre. Berton Ese-ltine, of Dickin-son, «pent Mondaj' vrith her sister,Mrs. Aibe-rt Kse.Hiae.

Braest aad Ilarold Ven Ba^ert, ofPteutMtMirerh, visited at the home <fMr. «usd Mrs. Milton Adams last

Em«at Macomb, of Newh of Mr. and

Mm mHarop«blr*.-,ie th« sues*Mm: Miltop |Adauau» tcd&y.

>ctlon otf the bo»0T«jnenJt«. rtllef

try Do^n'a Rflffuieta.

TROCT R1VER-

Sept. 22—Mrs. Sam Jealous, ofMani-heater, is home on a two: wneelcsr'

eatjon visfctmsr reflataves:Father Seymour has ^returned af-

ter a week's absence.Bdw. Dolan and De^-ey Dal-

t d f i dn

Satxirday

Mr. aaid Mrs. Lewis Premo are>m' having in the house owmed by

O. J. Cripp.e-n.Mr. and Mrs. George Dufrain call-

ed on firietidis dm towm Sun*da<y.Mr. and Mrs. Albert J. EBiott

spent Sundaj- vMh fHands in Gan-ada.

Nicifca Wivtsosi, of iCe^osi^ptoait, fwasthe truest of her slater, Mar». Albert"Tl.lo.tt, Safturday.

Jack Dcwria is home for «. i m e .Geo. Sansteann arrived home 3a»teek.t*ev-erai nights of froa* duriog1 theutt w-»ek have checked the growth

com and the worfc of harvest-mg has commenced.

Mr. and tSrm Chas. Yoi.auwhter, Benniee, catted'

in town Sunday.'Wilber Talton. of Burke, sp^nt

Sundaj- ai the home of Mr. and MrsEdwjard Tallon. '

Mass Kate Connor and brother, ofHuntingdon, spent Sunday ©.t thehon»e of Mr. and Mra. Ediwai-d Do-lan.

FJboreai.ce Cameron returned homefrom MaJone Saturdayr

Curtis Fletcher is* laid up withhand and blood poiaosntng: is

The death of Mrs. James Baanon,o€ Kilbane, occurred on Tuesdav&rpt. 16<ti, aged 53 years.

R«v. Scott, a former paafcor of theM. E. church will eemduct «<Mtna3ii»n-ion aervtoe next Smnday evening atthe usual hour, 7:30. AU are oor-dially invited.

"3h» yoiwar child ot Daiore Dumas,who reside* o*ar here, was poisoned

I -wieek; by fly peiman and buriedon Sunday. Th« <SxU4.i d raak «. quan-tity of fly poimem made from whatIs kauxwtn am WUBOO*S ffity Badwa» lett In a tiaaeer wOwtw th«one oould g«t «i *t. t>mtk tmvery qulcaky. TWi pomtmly extremely dan«:ero\ai tbe k»pt out of th« reftoh ot db.Q<5rm.

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, Jont*, of JO\I>IH <xord.n-tuiiL' to o\er£urn herii.ij List wx-i-Y, t n d w-i«

»ruist 1 axul sduk« n up

t.n\ns*.»1ik! Art »11 fcof r i i - . m e McArthur'**

.it h s home nt M -<J,»li

RIRTHS.

TKEFX*—In Conatahlf, S*pt 1" a^n to Mr and Mrs Fred Tr«?Jo

—At thtieaand

er 15+, aMalcolm A.

Mrs. Camip-l^ell was formerly MiosMarj I^ouise Crii>TK>n, >• Trout K -ver

COPPS—At Bould r Col., Septem-ber 17 nr did age, Rufus P. Copipo.

:eA J}2 yearsMr. Cop3>s was born i-n Cha-tea,u®ay

Julj 5th. IS21. and lived in t h a tplace until his 76th year At th^ag--e of 24 years he wias married toElizabeth Tabor with vvihain he livedfar over 65 ye^Lrs. she having- pass-ed aw-ay in 15*11. Mr. and Mrs. CappsT\ent West about 16 years a,g-o andapen.t the La«<t days of their liveswith and near their children. Fivechildren we-re bom to them, four ofwham are still livliv. the survivors

n^ Mrs Emariia Roberts, of Pueblo.o ; Ernt^.t W. Coppjp of Boulde-r,

WesJey C. Capps, of Buffalo, W y e ,

PROF.THOS.QUINLAN-THE—

Massena Healer— A N D - '

MAGNETIC NEUROPATHWILL BE AT THE

SMITH HOUSE,For the next FOUR WEEKS for consultation day or evening. Don't fail to seeme. AU rheumatic, nervous, muscular,stomach troubles and chronic headache,spra ins and dislocations successfullytreated without the use of drag*.

PROF. THOS. QUINLAN

otud Cku^noe A. Co^pe. of 9w adups-ott, Mass.

Rd&vVRE—At tin Woman's Hospi-tal, Montre&J, Sajpt - 1 . of <i 1-ong-Ntandins kidoi«y tioubltr. Mrs. Fran-cis Robar*. formers Mi** MabelLiO-Fleur, of 34alon .>—-el -t. \«.vr^.

Be«idee her husband whose hom^was formerly in M.ilom- sh-e leave®hftr parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter I A -Fk-ur, and f»\t H.-»tt"- Mrs.he EUtott^of Wore ster, Mas®.; Ana-beJ, Maude, Elate a-i-J Floiis, and two"-rothera, Fsnamk a^.1 . ' l td . all of Ma-oait. The funera^ r>c. the deceased

church

A Study In 8t«ng.*TT«B, Vrt tnt oat the slang atafl,**

KeQ was telling her latest "gentlemanfriend." *

"Gee, bat my talking was gettingfierce. Vd worked up a line o' tabfematerial that had George Ade backedoff the map and guessin' for wind, but

. was to* me to switch on to another•ack."Jammed on my emergency brakes

ment In Notre iXiuu lemetery. , j* MAIiT.ETTE—At I'ort Bd-w^rd, N.

Y., Sept, 21st, of ^ivpendicitis, Ma-l Mallette, agied ] 4 \ ears. 'MLae Mail-ette with her mother, botlj

resida&As of Malpw has been epend-in»f the »ummer m i i ths at Lake .

Besides L> m rthnr are two j^ Miaees Ulh ,n a,nd Peart, of

A i b w , a^d a br • .v r. Harold, ajjo

rfcU, the furvera, t kmg place fromDame chur< h thLs -normhigr a t

nine o'clock

COOX^NTEUL, —I-. Manchester, N.H , a t the home ^ her daughter,M,rs. W. E. Ooui St-i>t. 15, after

of foui \ \Lr >, Mrs. MaryS., wife of Jajne? v'Connetll*4years.

deceased w i j J resident of. ' for 40 \ vi rs removing to

Maraahester with h* r huaband 33_ ars a«-o. M<r». < > L' >nnell had anaaiyfriends in Pranlilin county wibo willbe grieved to leu in of her death.She was a meni ' - i of St. Paul 's

iron of Majieheateir andwas acti%'e in ev i \ s <>d work. Sheleaves beatfdes hi ' husband three

Mrs. W r (\>wne and Fredand WiMiaan O'CV u.cil all of Man-ehestjesr.

OOI7NTTY W. C. I lT. OtTFIOERS.

The aanuai m<r ' i^ of the Frank-lin ooimty W. C r I* was held imBurke on Wedn -<i,o Sept. 17, andone of the most )"ofiLaMe gaither-

of ^ha.t oir'-r r nation waa theiu.it. Officers f T the earning year

were elected a» i~>. <«-Pfreaident — .Mrs M C.

Mrs F HFxr&t Vice-Presii

^t« ' . tary — Mrs.MartJia iWaaJiburii ^iang-or.

Seer t r> —Mrs. I>. M.D. Harris, Bru^htn n

-s i larj Rider, Ma-lone.

Secretary Youiv F^-^ple's Branch—Mias Lena McClelland, SaraaiacLalae. ^

Seoretary Loyal T^mperanee Le-gion—^Mias Stella ritevei.s Skerry.

The evaning program ^a» a Ma-tron's Gold Medal Contest, and vocalcontest for silver medal, in chargeotf Mrs. Jeamae Walbridg-e, county 9U-

of me-d'al ccntt-at work.'Hbe otrredals were presented by

Mra. M v C GPhn,ng- and the judgesawtar-ded the go.ld medal to Mrs WH. Thompson, of Cha-teaugay, an i thesilver medal to Mrs Dantaof Malone.

HOLINESS MEETINGS.

The County HoLin'esswil' hold meetings within the nextfew days a s foilotva:—

WesUille Corners, Friday evening,Sept. 26th, 7:30 P. M.

North. Bangor Union Church, Sat-urday, September 27 at 2:30 and 7:30P. M.

Slterry Coag-regsutional church —Ail dav Sefptember 28. Services 10:30A M., 3:00 and 7:30 P. M.

Rev. George J. Kunz, of Syracuse,will be present to acktress tihesemeetinig-a and an invitation ised to the public to attend.

T Fried Salt Herring,Wnen Kipling wrote about east and

west never meeting he mighty with al-most equal truth, have made it nortb.and south, England and Scotland bavetheir own uatiouai ideas, particularlyabout cookery, and they won't mix.North of the Tweed it is rare in tbe ex-treme to find a man/ or woman whowill eat eels, and south of it haggis hasnever succeeded iu making itself apopular dish. Then there ,ia_salt her-rings I beartl lately of an Eiiglishlady resident iu Glasgow who wenthome to London on a holiday, takingwith ber. as a distinctive Scottish deli-cacy, a keg of Loch F"yne herring. Toplease her, the Londoners tried to eatthem, boiled, as? they ought to be. Butit was no good. They wouUta't godown. So after that they bad themfried, and I understand the keg wasfinished.—Glasgow News.

LADIES' AND

J.O. Ballard^ Co.VMackinaw* and Trousers.

do you tbink you'll wind up ifT<*& clon't slough this rough guff you're* h o v t n ' » « « « on your unprotectedMends? You never will land a Johnnyboy that's got enough gray matter Inhis cupola to want a real, bang up,dossy lady for his klddo instead of askirt that palavers like a brainstormwith a busted steerin' gear. Any girlc ^ teIk l l k e a l a d e v e n i f s h e n e v e r

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"I saya to yours truly, 'It'a to r»Kformate your grammar, little sister.'And you betcber sweet life I've cut tbemustard!"—Hartford Times.

Gossip and Furniture,Besides bis%kill and taste as a cab-

inet maker and bis fortunate judgmentIn adopting varied and sundry stylesto tbe needs and wishes of bis Britishpatrons, Chippendale was a good busi-

m man and thoroughly understood,the art of advertising as tben prac-ticed, tbe art, at least of makinghimself liked and attracting a large andfashionable clientele—and a habitualclientele at that—to Bis shop in St.Martin's lane.

Tbe belles and beaus as well us thegreat lords and haughty, swelling dow-agers, were wont to gather there of amorning and were sure of getting whatthey sought, no mutter whether it wasfurniture or gossip. Chippendale al-waysr made his patrons thoroughly wel-come and comfortable, and his shopbecame to all intents a kind of clubwhere all tbe court chit chat and scan-dal of the metropolis were retailedamid the engaging settings of chair "inthe Gothic taste," "Chinese sophas,"Louis Quinze secretaries %nd the like.—Suburban Life.

Located the City.Among other anecdotes of university

life, Dean Hole tells of an occasionwhen there was some dotibt as to thelocality of a city mentioned in a Greektext, and the lecturer addressed a youthwno had just come np from the fa-mous Shrewsbury school, "Now, Mr.Bentley, you are a pupil of oor greatgeographer. Dr. Butler, the Atlas ofour age, who carries the world not onhis snonlders, but in his head, and ymcan probably enlighten as as to tbeposition of this ancient town.** "I be-lieve, sir," waa the prompt reply, "thatmodern travelers are of the opinionthat the city ought to be placed aboutten miles to the southeast of the spotwhich It now occupies- on oar map."After receiving respectful thanks forthe information the informer told DeanHole as they left the lecture room thathe had never heard of the venerablecity before, but tbat for the "honor ofShrewsbury and tbe reputation of Dr.Butler he felt himself bound to saysomething.

_ ^ Blood as Food,tljlood as an article of diet may seem

somewhat grewsome, but it is in reall-tyi i very beneficial and, to the Masai,necessary food, as It serves as a sub-stitute for salt, which they do not pos-sess. The blood is obtained from theircattle, and great sklil Is show^-lnbleeding them. Their method is as fol-lows: A ligature is placed above tbespot selected for the incision, which isusually in the neck. The incision ismade with a specially prepared arrow,which has a thick shaft to preventoverpeneration. The blood is usuallydrunk hot from tbe animal, but issometimes mixed with^bailk.

Riding a Camel.A man who has experienced the sen-

sation described tbe doubtful pleas-ures of camel riding. *~

"You know the game of cup andball?" he said: "You have a ball anda cup, and you toss the ball in tbe airand try to catch it in tbe cup. thentoss and try to catch it again, and soon. Well, when you ride a camel tbebeast plays cup and ball with you,missing you nearly every time."—Ex-change. ^__

Bound to Misery."I am telling you tbe truth when I

•ay that I was much happier when Iwas poor than I am now."

"Tben why don't you let year mil-lions go and be poor again?"

"Why. because I sbotiM be miserablethinking of the people who gut tbemoney."-—Detroit Free Press,

Very N«*r.National Guard Recruit (at tbe rifle

range)—Weil, I could bare sworn posi-tively tbat I bit tbe "tmU" that time.Officer Is Charge Cooking throughfleidgiasses)—No, bat yoa cam* verynear. You've kilted tbe cow i s tbefield to tbe left-Brooklyn life.

AnMaid-No, mum; Mrs. Dodfft l i Got

Visitor—How fortunate! Wltea I sawfcer peeping through the cttrtain as Icame up the path T was so afraid «1*•rould b« in.-London Opinkm.

What Did H« Maanf"And so you are married?"**I told you I was going to bs.""But 1 thought it was a Jofctv"n t isn't--Hooston Post.

Appear to know only this asist t»sjB aar falL-Epfctsta*.

Many, many storm Item as* tfcst I tlow and hu* the grand, aaft tfc» w*yto escape them Is' to go «p t)M «M«fi-taisaide and get higher thaa tfcay a n .-Henry Ward Beecnar.

YOUR BOY A W OUR WATCHES.

If you own a BO* whols as old as NINE YEARS, he «to own a WATCH!

H« isn't so very particular what sort of a WATCH, youknow-jast so it wiUteUhkn what time It Is every Um* be wanttto know-whicb Is pretty often.

WelLfcere is the WATCH.

It's s ^ t e a wind and stem s e tIt wiH run hour by hour and minute by minute with his

father's "high-grade."

It will do that for a year, maybe two >ears.

And yet all that this WATCH costs U ONE DOLLAR.

Let's get your BOY and our WATCHES together.

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Reliable Jeweler and Optometrist

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