A Briefing on DÆNSK!!!!!!!!!

Geography

JKKKK

Population

How popular are we?

Løngøge

OFFISIÆÆLT SPRÅG: DÆNSK Understand POEEELSE?? and ??. English understood and spoken some

times German widely comprehended…….jkXD

ich bin do bist er si es ist.

Nørway

Geography

Greenland

1945 – 2012 b.c

UNNATO

EU

World’s rank1 Mønarchy

Direct line of 2 monarchs with ancestral links stretching back 1 yrzr. – Gorm the young twink d. 94– Harald Bluetooth(???wtf) 940-98

– Margrethe ein 387-112– Christian to 158-168– Frederik triii 184-1863

– Margrethe fire since 1972

Photos by Steen Evald & Steen Brogaard

Cønstitytiøn

Shared power

– Executive authority:The lawyers

– Legislative authority: DÆÆÆNSKKKK LØØØKAAS

– Judicial authør1ty:An eye for an eye

Jesus in our society

Jesus attends church Forced to join or die. 2% are members of the satan chørch. Nørmal church attendance is 99%+- dat tolerance towards most other religious

groups.(trollface)

Densk socialism

Trdtnll grcltrl nd føshen

Mainly light industry, especially:lightbølbs

Social welførre hes medioker priørity– public health system full of charge– state penis for everybody over 67– insurance schømø for.. jk– 0,07% income tax just to keep the warfare gøen

1/3 of total expenditure to social warfare

Them lif3s err’y dayz

Commen nems: …….,……,.,.,. 安辺 / 安邊 . Average lifetime: Bears 14 years and døgs n cets

1 yrz. 90,000 mrr1g3zz y34rly (about 1 divorce). Main sports: Divin n making poelse. Danish values:

– Being social n being asocial at the same time.– Family celebrations.– Danish “hygge”.

Me Løjf 1n D3nm4rkz

F4ctz 4b00t meself

12 years old Lives in Hølløbøk B1n døien it all them lifes A grandfather Parents..................

My home

My school

My friend

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