A Briefing on DÆNSK!!!!!!!!!
Geography
JKKKK
Population
How popular are we?
Løngøge
OFFISIÆÆLT SPRÅG: DÆNSK Understand POEEELSE?? and ??. English understood and spoken some
times German widely comprehended…….jkXD
ich bin do bist er si es ist.
Nørway
Geography
Greenland
1945 – 2012 b.c
UNNATO
EU
World’s rank1 Mønarchy
Direct line of 2 monarchs with ancestral links stretching back 1 yrzr. – Gorm the young twink d. 94– Harald Bluetooth(???wtf) 940-98
– Margrethe ein 387-112– Christian to 158-168– Frederik triii 184-1863
– Margrethe fire since 1972
Photos by Steen Evald & Steen Brogaard
Cønstitytiøn
Shared power
– Executive authority:The lawyers
– Legislative authority: DÆÆÆNSKKKK LØØØKAAS
– Judicial authør1ty:An eye for an eye
Jesus in our society
Jesus attends church Forced to join or die. 2% are members of the satan chørch. Nørmal church attendance is 99%+- dat tolerance towards most other religious
groups.(trollface)
Densk socialism
Trdtnll grcltrl nd føshen
Mainly light industry, especially:lightbølbs
Social welførre hes medioker priørity– public health system full of charge– state penis for everybody over 67– insurance schømø for.. jk– 0,07% income tax just to keep the warfare gøen
1/3 of total expenditure to social warfare
Them lif3s err’y dayz
Commen nems: …….,……,.,.,. 安辺 / 安邊 . Average lifetime: Bears 14 years and døgs n cets
1 yrz. 90,000 mrr1g3zz y34rly (about 1 divorce). Main sports: Divin n making poelse. Danish values:
– Being social n being asocial at the same time.– Family celebrations.– Danish “hygge”.
Me Løjf 1n D3nm4rkz
F4ctz 4b00t meself
12 years old Lives in Hølløbøk B1n døien it all them lifes A grandfather Parents..................
My home
My school
My friend
Any Questions ?