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Presenting to you….. The (Pseudo) Angry (but Really) ‘Old’ Man of IIMB Amit (RG) Khetan RG RG

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Presenting to you…..

The (Pseudo) Angry (but Really) ‘Old’ Man of IIMB Amit (RG) Khetan

RG RG

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Fashion Freak (Only luxury brands)

• Brands only

In house expert on Girls fashion (Expert and Proud)

And still….CHILLARMAX !!!

!“SALE kab hai, yaar, KAB HAI

SALE ??

Has all possible colors of the same Esprit T– shirts!!!

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Khetan- The Analyst

Get me an excel filled with ‘Data’ and

I can tell you the past, present and future of anything

1 among 380 to have already predicted the

summer internship company for every

girl just by looking at her

Resume points matter! Anything goes…

“From next week’s weather at Jhumri

Tallaiya to which girl goes to Mckinsey, I have an Excel for

everything ! Wanna bet ?”

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Paradoxical Life

After 100 days of Gym

2 ) After 24X7 mugging, ghissing and RGgiri – Result – Missed 4.0 in 4

subjects by .1

3) Pseudo DML - TIER 3 DML in

words of the great TIER 1 DML,

“Abhishek BAID”

4) Exhaustive data base of every girl – No girlfriend ever

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Some fundae• Gossip Monger (Sooper Desperate to join Chickas @ IIMB. Only guy

to get admitted to it – Resume point ?? )

• Hum yahan relationship (kaun si??) building ke liye aaye hain..

par hum unki (aaye haaye) respect zyada karte hai !! :O #WTF logic ?

• Real life hero: Johnny Bravo !! Goes to gym everyday :P• Group formation should be deeply thought upon and certain stringent

criteria’s should always be met.. (what are those Khetan?? :P)

What Khetan thinks he’s doing

What Khetan thinks people see

What People have to bear with !

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How to be a DML??

Term 5 - FM

Term 3 -SBIO

Professor

Term 1 - MO

Khetan

How not to be a DML??“I didn’t

think ANYONE

could drive me

mad, until I met you.”!

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The after ‘drinks’ effect – (I’m NOT DRUNK yet..arreeeyyy!) ;)

I am not drunk…I am drunk only when I start talking about

social issues…..

I can recite ABCD…..sunau

kya???

And in between…

Kya hum ek aur pi sakte hain….I am really not drunk..

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Khetan ke Sapno (bas sapno ki hi ;) ) ki Raniyan..

The doll

The mentee

Stephanian’s rock !

Spent two months together

Hot babe

Beautiful & Intelligent

The kid (really??)

What does he say about

them…….

THE Stephanian

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He came to IIMB to get the princess of his dreams….

He searched high and low…checked out many possible options and then heard a melodious voice floating from the adjacent seat…..’Do you have a calculator, book, pen, water, page…..anything….’

He turned and saw the girl who sang out to him……

‘kyun paisa paisa karta hai…..kyun paise par tu marta hai…..Main barish kar do paise ki…jo tu ho jaye mera…..

they are together ever since….

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Presenting to you…The lady who adores Khetan

Diwali with friends and ‘Family’

Khetan..lets go out for lunch..

Khetan…chalo mai tumhe QM padhati hoon..

Diwali with friends & ‘Family’

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Some more of his fans…and vice ‘’Varsha’..

A girl he so closely follows….takes care of even her ‘healthy diet’ :P :P

Reason he has been termed the official photographer of the batch…

Get your photos clicked by Khetan &

100 FB likes guaranteed!!!

Special offer!

Girls only!!

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Happy B’day Khetan!!!

Come to A Base to hoosh me!!!! PS: But please…with sophistication