Presenting to you…..
The (Pseudo) Angry (but Really) ‘Old’ Man of IIMB Amit (RG) Khetan
RG RG
Fashion Freak (Only luxury brands)
• Brands only
In house expert on Girls fashion (Expert and Proud)
And still….CHILLARMAX !!!
!“SALE kab hai, yaar, KAB HAI
SALE ??
Has all possible colors of the same Esprit T– shirts!!!
Khetan- The Analyst
Get me an excel filled with ‘Data’ and
I can tell you the past, present and future of anything
1 among 380 to have already predicted the
summer internship company for every
girl just by looking at her
Resume points matter! Anything goes…
“From next week’s weather at Jhumri
Tallaiya to which girl goes to Mckinsey, I have an Excel for
everything ! Wanna bet ?”
Paradoxical Life
After 100 days of Gym
2 ) After 24X7 mugging, ghissing and RGgiri – Result – Missed 4.0 in 4
subjects by .1
3) Pseudo DML - TIER 3 DML in
words of the great TIER 1 DML,
“Abhishek BAID”
4) Exhaustive data base of every girl – No girlfriend ever
Some fundae• Gossip Monger (Sooper Desperate to join Chickas @ IIMB. Only guy
to get admitted to it – Resume point ?? )
• Hum yahan relationship (kaun si??) building ke liye aaye hain..
par hum unki (aaye haaye) respect zyada karte hai !! :O #WTF logic ?
• Real life hero: Johnny Bravo !! Goes to gym everyday :P• Group formation should be deeply thought upon and certain stringent
criteria’s should always be met.. (what are those Khetan?? :P)
What Khetan thinks he’s doing
What Khetan thinks people see
What People have to bear with !
How to be a DML??
Term 5 - FM
Term 3 -SBIO
Professor
Term 1 - MO
Khetan
How not to be a DML??“I didn’t
think ANYONE
could drive me
mad, until I met you.”!
The after ‘drinks’ effect – (I’m NOT DRUNK yet..arreeeyyy!) ;)
I am not drunk…I am drunk only when I start talking about
social issues…..
I can recite ABCD…..sunau
kya???
And in between…
Kya hum ek aur pi sakte hain….I am really not drunk..
Khetan ke Sapno (bas sapno ki hi ;) ) ki Raniyan..
The doll
The mentee
Stephanian’s rock !
Spent two months together
Hot babe
Beautiful & Intelligent
The kid (really??)
What does he say about
them…….
THE Stephanian
He came to IIMB to get the princess of his dreams….
He searched high and low…checked out many possible options and then heard a melodious voice floating from the adjacent seat…..’Do you have a calculator, book, pen, water, page…..anything….’
He turned and saw the girl who sang out to him……
‘kyun paisa paisa karta hai…..kyun paise par tu marta hai…..Main barish kar do paise ki…jo tu ho jaye mera…..
they are together ever since….
Presenting to you…The lady who adores Khetan
Diwali with friends and ‘Family’
Khetan..lets go out for lunch..
Khetan…chalo mai tumhe QM padhati hoon..
Diwali with friends & ‘Family’
Some more of his fans…and vice ‘’Varsha’..
A girl he so closely follows….takes care of even her ‘healthy diet’ :P :P
Reason he has been termed the official photographer of the batch…
Get your photos clicked by Khetan &
100 FB likes guaranteed!!!
Special offer!
Girls only!!
Happy B’day Khetan!!!
Come to A Base to hoosh me!!!! PS: But please…with sophistication