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This is Lettuce Head reporting for the Irreverent Football Network. This is Week Thirteen!

This is Lettuce Head reporting for the Irreverent Football Network. This is Week Thirteen!

Week Thirteen has most of the SEC taking time off for either good or bad

behavior. We do have Vandy taking on Ewe T. Ar-Kansas taking on Sly Croom, Houston and the Nutts versus Les and the Corn Dogs. Oh yeah, The Gators

host The Citadel. Granny?

Week Thirteen has most of the SEC taking time off for either good or bad

behavior. We do have Vandy taking on Ewe T. Ar-Kansas taking on Sly Croom, Houston and the Nutts versus Les and the Corn Dogs. Oh yeah, The Gators

host The Citadel. Granny?

The best game will probably be the Commies and the Vols. Although, the Doormat Bowl might be interesting. As for good teams, LSU and Ole Miss is probably the one to watch. Here’s how I

see them.

The best game will probably be the Commies and the Vols. Although, the Doormat Bowl might be interesting. As for good teams, LSU and Ole Miss is probably the one to watch. Here’s how I

see them.

Vandy is on cloud nine after becoming bowl eligible and Tennyssee is still

smarting from Fulmer’s demise and the Wyoming debacle. They’ve had an off

week to think about it.

Vandy is on cloud nine after becoming bowl eligible and Tennyssee is still

smarting from Fulmer’s demise and the Wyoming debacle. They’ve had an off

week to think about it.

I was thinking about picking the Vols, but then I found out that Fulmer and Clawson are going to start Jonathon Crompton. Forget about that. Vandy wins in spite of the euphoria.

The Gators have this apparent destiny of playing in the BCS championship

game, but they’ll have to get by Bama first and FSU and the Citadel this week.

The Gators have this apparent destiny of playing in the BCS championship

game, but they’ll have to get by Bama first and FSU and the Citadel this week.

The Citadel is a fortress-like school in Charleston, SC, but the Bulldogs have to go to The Swamp. This has to be for the money. The Gators are moving towardtheir destiny…beating the crap out of the Seminoles. This is simply a diversion.

Les and the Corndogs have Ole Miss coming into town. The Tigers had

trouble with Troy, falling 2o or so points behind before coming back to win. They

can’t do that with Ole Miss.

Les and the Corndogs have Ole Miss coming into town. The Tigers had

trouble with Troy, falling 2o or so points behind before coming back to win. They

can’t do that with Ole Miss.

LSU overlooks another team and they pay the price. The fans will NOT be pleased.

Okay. Here it is…The Doormat Bowl. Mississippi State

and Arkansas. Croom against Petrino. Bulldogs against the Razorbacks. Blah,

Blah, Blah. Who’s the worst?

Okay. Here it is…The Doormat Bowl. Mississippi State

and Arkansas. Croom against Petrino. Bulldogs against the Razorbacks. Blah,

Blah, Blah. Who’s the worst?

We’re not as good as I wished we would be. We’re not as good as I want to be. We’re not as good as we’re going to be.” – Bobby Petrino

Sly save his job. Maybe.

Brooks has the Cats in practice for this week’s bye, hoping the defense can

hold up and maybe not lose this week. Not good when you have a bye. They

finish up in Knoxville next week for Fulmer Day.

Brooks has the Cats in practice for this week’s bye, hoping the defense can

hold up and maybe not lose this week. Not good when you have a bye. They

finish up in Knoxville next week for Fulmer Day.

The Cats areTaking the Vandy loss pretty hard.

Georgia has a bye as they get ready for the annual Georgia Tech Thanksgiving butt-kicking. Richt will hopefully shore

up the defense this week.

Georgia has a bye as they get ready for the annual Georgia Tech Thanksgiving butt-kicking. Richt will hopefully shore

up the defense this week.

Spurrier works on his golf game this week while his Cock’s get ready for

Clemson.

Spurrier works on his golf game this week while his Cock’s get ready for

Clemson.

Alabama and Auburn both have the week off as they prepare for the Iron

Bowl. Auburn’s won six straight.

Alabama and Auburn both have the week off as they prepare for the Iron

Bowl. Auburn’s won six straight.

Big Game

This one can be referred to as the Toilet Bowl.The loser’s season can be said to be flushed down the toilet.

Not invented by Thomas Crapper, an English plumber, and contraryto Urban Legend (not Urban Meyer), the Toilet has been around for

centuries. The loser of this game will becrowned as THE Worst Team from a BSC conference. The PAC 10

Has already been designated as the worst BSC conference based onout-of-conference records against other BCS schools. This is a PAC 10

matchup with major consequences. The build up for this game and the pressure is enormous.

WashingtonHuskies

Washington StateCougars

Hum or sing appropriate Fight Song.

The Pageantry

The PageantryTy Willingham at Washington has already been flushed

while Paul Wulff at Washington State is ranked # 5 on the Fried Goat List and will probably be flushed

at the end of the season

The Teams

Sponsored by…

For the Losers:

To the winners go the spoils…. An all expense paid trip to:Hawaii’s Hanauma Bay’s Toilet Bowl. The Toilet Bowl is anatural pool formed by centuries of waves beating against

the lava rock at Hanauma Bay. The pool rises and falls withthe tide. If conditions are right, you can sit in the pool and

float up and down like a t*** in a phenomenon similar to a flushing a toilet.

Lee, Kirk – This is a huge game and a real load on the players.

The pressure and build up is huge.

Huh?

What? He’s 11-35

overall!

This Ty’s last game and he did a great job while

he was here.

You’re kidding? Right?

Yeah, that’s right. At least as good as he did at

Notre Dame.

I’m going withUSC!

Lee, USC isn’t playing. This is Washington –

Washington State!

FLUSHED!!

Sagarin Strength of Schedule added

1. Florida (8) beats The Citadel 2.. Texas Tech (50) beats Oklahoma 3. Alabama (72) bye 4. Texas (7) bye 5. Oklahoma (42) LOSES Texas Tech 6. USC (22) bye 7. Penn St. (62) beats Michigan St. 8. Utah (76) beats BYU 9. Boise State (123) beats Nevada10. Missouri (58) bye

Sagarin Strength of Schedule in parentheses

11. Georgia (6) bye12. Oklahoma State (57) bye13. BYU (103) LOSES to Utah14. Oregon (55) bye15. Oregon State (23) beats Arizona16. LSU (39) LOSES to Mississippi17. Ohio State (33) beats Mitchgan18. Cincinnati (64) beats Pitt19. Texas Christian (83) beats Air Force20. Ball State (127) beats Central Michigan21. Michigan State (49) LOSES to Penn St.22. South Carolina (16) bye23. North Carolina (10) beats N.C. State24. PITT (47) LOSES to Cincinnati25. Mississippi (26) beats LSU

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the worst team of them all?

Clearly, Washington. Arizona Sate proves this. Michigan beat Minnesota. What’s

with that? Auburn had a little trouble with UT-Martin, not former UT QB Tee Martin.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the worst team of them all?

Clearly, Washington. Arizona Sate proves this. Michigan beat Minnesota. What’s

with that? Auburn had a little trouble with UT-Martin, not former UT QB Tee Martin.

Creampuffs taste good to those who consume them.

1. Washington (2) LOSES to Washington St.2. Washington State (12) beats Washington3. SMU (65) bye (thankfully)4. Iowa State (35) LOSES to Kansas St.5. Arizona State (37) bye6. Michigan (21) LOSES to Overrated St.7. San Diego State (53) LOSES to UNLV8. UNLV (61) beats San Diego St.9. North Texas St. (94) LOSES to Middle Tn.10. Tennessee (31) LOSES to Vanderbilt

The Blue Devil ChroniclesBy Southpark’s Mr. Hanky

Duke!

Duke has to play Virginia Tech this week, but it is a home game. No matter, the Hokies beat the Dookies.

Duke has to play Virginia Tech this week, but it is a home game. No matter, the Hokies beat the Dookies.

Go Red and Black!. Hi folks. The Cats season ends this week and it has been dismal. Butler comes in with a 6-4 record. If we can’t beat Marist…well, you know the drill. More important stuff: Stephen Curry scored 33 as the 21st ranked Cats beat James Madison last night 99-64. Curry is playing the Point this year. We play # 12 Oklahoma tonight.

Go Red and Black!. Hi folks. The Cats season ends this week and it has been dismal. Butler comes in with a 6-4 record. If we can’t beat Marist…well, you know the drill. More important stuff: Stephen Curry scored 33 as the 21st ranked Cats beat James Madison last night 99-64. Curry is playing the Point this year. We play # 12 Oklahoma tonight.

The Beaver travel to Tucson to take on the Wildcats of Arizona. Their final two games are on the road, but if they can win both, it is Rose Bowl bound. All but

the media are hoping for that to happen.

The Beaver travel to Tucson to take on the Wildcats of Arizona. Their final two games are on the road, but if they can win both, it is Rose Bowl bound. All but

the media are hoping for that to happen.

7-3

Let’s face it. The boils

down to a Big 12 –SEC

matchup. The question is

which teams?

1. Alabama –2. Texas Tech –3. Texas –4. Florida –5. Oklahoma –

6. Southern California – 7. Utah – Mountain West 8. Penn St. - 9. Boise State – Western Athletic 9. Ohio State –

11. Georgia – 12. Oklahoma State –13 Missouri – 14. BYU – Mountain West15. Michigan St. - 16. Texas Christian – Mountain West

Irreverent Football Network

This is Lettuce Head reporting for the Irreverent Football Network. We’ll see you next time for the

Week Thirteen Results Show. Have a great week!

This is Lettuce Head reporting for the Irreverent Football Network. We’ll see you next time for the

Week Thirteen Results Show. Have a great week!