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MONKEY CARE & FEEDING RULESMONKEY CARE & FEEDING RULESMONKEY CARE & FEEDING RULESMONKEY CARE & FEEDING RULESRULE #1: Monkeys should be fed or shot (e.g., IPRs, decision briefs, or actions completed/corrected).

RULE #2: It should not take more than 5 - 15 minutes to feed a properly prepared monkey.

RULE #3: Conduct scheduled feedings -- do not let monkeys stray away or starve, and do not make me hunt them down for you.

RULE #4: Monkeys should be fed face-to-face -- never by my in-box and monkeys should always be properly dressed.

RULE #5: Monkeys should be assigned next feeding times.

NOTE: AFTER WE DISCUSS MONKEYS AND PART COMPANY, THE MONKEY WILL LEAVE ON YOUR BACK.