COCKTAILS

Kinder Surprise 15

Anydae 15Banana gay time, 2 scoops of icecream,tumeric and vanilla, ice magic, home-made oreos & raspberry dust (DF, veg, vegan) (GF optional)

Tru�e, spiced onion rings, chilli chutney, chives & jalapeño (Veg) . . . Add maple bacon?

Mac n Cheese

11

Mash and or Gravy (GravoXX) Smoked desiree . . . Add gravoXX, maple bacon or short rib beef?

7

Fancy Chips Aubergine, beetroot, sweet potato, parsnip, potato & aioli . . . Add gravoXX?(Veg, GF, DF, vegan)

12

Oysterthat much 10 / 18 / 29

this many 3 / 6 / 12Plus a lil’ somethin’ somethin’

Scratchings 9Chef’s �avour choice (GF)add some lime aioli?

Tartare Sliders 16Steak tartare, pickles, cured yolk, radish,beetroot crisp, brioche, man mayo

Magic Ja�e 12Kimchi, mozzarella, pickled mushies,chilli sugar, kewpie mayo (veg)

Soft Shell Crab 14Omelette, soft salad, Mr Vo’s sauce (GF, DF optional)

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SWEET THANG

LITTLE

BY THE PAIR

TO SHARE

Whole Fish & Some Chips Baby Raitnbow Trout, bay leaf,

25

thyme, fancy chips, tartare sauce(GF) (DF optional)

Chicken & Wa�es 22Stracciatelle, salted caramel butter,crackle, buckwheat wa�e, some greens (GF)

Can’t Beet a Root 18Medley of beets, Dre, Snoop, joking.Purple, golden, burnt orange, cacao nibs, activated almonds, goats cheese, sorrel(Veg) (DF, GF, vegan optional)

Beef Rib/s 16ea

30Chef’s morning glory & vegtables, kimchi,sesame fairy �oss, apple (DF, GF) . . . Double up?

Brussel Sprouts 14Balsamic, pearl onions, apple gel, oat & activated almond crumble & quinoa . . . Add maple bacon?(Veg, DF, vegan, GF optional)

Leafy Salad 8Garden leaves, quinoa, corn o� the cob,toasted hazlenuts, rose & raspberry vinaigrette(Veg, Vegan, GF, DF)

Box of Fried Bird 15Spiced buttermilk dashi crust, bourbon BBQsauce, Fireball shots with jalapeno foam (GF)

Mexican Asian Con-Fusion 15House-made cornchip, kimchi salt, tomato jelly,gaucamole, cheese foam, whipped sourscream,bean-dip & sweet ‘n’ sour sauce (Veg)

Poppers 10Charred jalepenos �lled with a nut cheese of macadamia & cashew, Dorito crust, tempura avocado, vermicelli & semolina crumbed tofu,some sauce (Veg, Vegan, GF, DF)

(ALL ADD ONS ARE $3)

VEGO THINGS

BIGGER THINGS TO SHARE OR NOT

Bedroom Eyes 18Beetroot infused gin, Campari, sweet vermouth, charred orange peel

20Señorita Constantina Tequila Reposado, lemon, habanero bitters, and jalapeno

Spicy Wife, Spicey Life

infused triple-sec, brandy & spicesRed wine of the day mulled with co�ee

10

Lara Bingle 18Orange liqueur, raspberry, lemon juice, smurf tears

Pretty Boy Paul 18 Vodka, peach schnapps, fresh apple, peach puree, orange bitters

South Rah Rah 18

liqueur, mint & limeHouse-made cucumber gin, elder�ower

Fashion Fruit 18 Gin, passion fruit, lemon, egg white, white chocolate & macadamia crumble

Rhymes With Orange 18 Aperol, campari, amaro montenegro, sweet vermouth, orange bitters, blood orange foam

20Stoned Sailor Spiced rum, sugar syrup, orange bitters, served in a hickory & cinnamon smoked skull

Lemon Wedge 18Tequila Reposado, bourbon, rosemary honey syrup, lemon juice

Too Long 18 Chai infused vodka, peach schnapps lemon juice, coke. Our take on the long island iced tea.

A Liter of Margarita 40 Yes, a sack full of Mexican nectar

Julia Roberts Cold pressed Pineapple, Apple, lemon and mint, with your choice of poison.

20

WINE

WHITE

Our Sauv BlancCentral VIC 9 / 26 / 33

Tai Nui Sauv Blanc 10 / 29 / 35Marlborough, NZ

Cake Pinot Gris 46Adelaide Hills, SA Our Pinot Grigio 9 / 26 / 33Cetral VIC Tar / Roses Pinot Grigio 11 / 29 / 45Strathbogie Ranges, VIC

Rockbare Riesling 12 / 38 / 53Clare Valley, SA Abellio Albarinio 11 / 34 / 48Riaxs Bias, Spain

In Dreams Chardonnay 14 / 44 / 62Yarra Valley, VIC

Fat Bastard Chardonnay 9 / 29 / 40California, USA

La Linea Rose 12 / 36 / 51Adelaide Hills, SA

RED

ORGANIC WHITE

ORGANIC ORANGE & PINK

Our Pinot Noir 9 / 26 / 33Yarra Valley, VIC

Wild Rock Pinot Noir 15 / 44 / 69Martinborough, NZ Cake Pinot Noir 45Adelaide Hills, SA

Castillo Labastida 11 / 34 / 48Rioja Tempranillo Rioja, Spain

Lavau Cote Du Rhone 13 / 37 / 60 Grenache SyrahCotes Du Rhone, France Snake & Herring Cab Save 13 / 37 / 52Margaret River, WA

Our Shiraz 9 / 26 / 33Heathcote, VIC

Cake Shiraz 46McLaren Vale, SA

The Hidden Sea Shiraz 13 / 38 / 48Limestone Coast, SA

GLASS / CARAFE / BOTTLE GLASS / CARAFE / BOTTLE

Dormilona Blanco SemmionMargaret River, WA

38 / 52

Jamsheed Le Blanc PlonkKing Valley, VIC

39 / 53

Express Winemakers Chenin BlancGreat Southern, WA

39 / 54

Fikkers Two Bricks Pinot GrisYarra Valley, VIC

39 / 53

ORGANIC RED

Beal & Co MerlotLobethal, SA

55 / 80

Dormilona Tinto SyrahMargaret River, WA

38 / 52

Alpha Box & Dice ‘Tarot’ GrenacheYarra Valley, VIC

35 / 47

Denton View Hill Cabernet FrancYarra Valley, VIC

48 / 65

Kelleske Pleanarius ViognerBarrossa, SA

47 / 65

Golden Mullet Fury Sem/Arnies/ViognierMcLaren Vale, VIC

47 / 64

Smallfry ‘Tangerine Dream’ Sem Ries PX Rous MuscatBarrossa, SA

38 / 50

Lino Ramble 'Pee Wee' Rose (Nero d'Avola)McLaren Vale, SA

38 / 50

Clark Street Roasters

Black Drip Co�ee(endless cup)

COFFEE

Original artisan chai blend, hand crafted in Melbourne, Australia by your local Chai Boy. A classic chai blend using the nest quality ingredients with the perfect balance of spice and 100% organic black tea, tied together with Australian honey.

T & C

DESSERT WINES

Mitchell Noble SemillonClare Valley, SA

DESSERT WINES

9 / 40

Frogmore Creek Iced RieslingClare Valley, SA

50

BUBBLE TROUBLE

Our SparkleVIC

9 / 33

Biancavigna ProseccoVeneto, Italy

15 / 65

IL Giusto ‘Extra Dry’ Prosecco D.O.C (ORGANIC)Treviso, Veneto, Italy

50

Duval Leroy NV 750mlChampagne, France

160

Perrier Jouet Grand Brut 750mlChampagne, France

250

Epernay, FranceBeau Joie Bruit 320

ANTI - COFFEE

Larsen & Thompson Herbal Tea 4.5

4.5

4.5

5

Organic tea from North Coburg based Larsen&Thompson, sourced from the world’s �nestbiodynamic harvest.

English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Lemongrass &Ginger, Cammomile, Jasmine Pearls Green Tea

Fresh mint

Chai Tea

Chai Boy

SPIRITS

GIN

Four Pillars - Yarra Valley (41.8%) 12

Hendricks - Scotland (41.4%) 13

West Winds Sabre - Margaret River (40%)

West Winds The Cutlass 15- Margaret River (50%)

Tanqueray - Great Britain (40%)

Tanqueray 10 - Great Britain (47.3%) 14

Gin Mare - Spain (42.7%) 12

Bombay Sapphire - England (40%)

Star of Bombay - England (47.5%) 12

Beefeater - London (40%) 9

Beefeater 24 - London (45%) 11

MGC - Melbourne (42%)

The Botanist 14- Island of Islay (46%)

Plymouth - England (41.2%) 11

Plymouth Sloe - England (26%)

Martin Millers - England (40%) 12

TEQUILA

Don Julio (Mexico, Highlands) Blanco (38%) 12 Reposado (38%) 15 Anejo (38%) 17

Herradura (Mexico, Lowlands) Blanco (40%) 13 Reposado (40%) 14 Anejo (40%) 16

Siete Leguas (Los Altos- Highlands) Blanco (40%) 12 Reposado (38%) 14 Anejo (38%) 16

El Jimador (Mexico, Lowlands) Reposado (38%) 9

Clase Azule (Mexico, Highlands) Reposado (40%)

Tromba (Mexico, Highlands) Blanco 37% 12

Café Patron

RUM

Ron Zacapa 23 - Guatemala (40%) 15

Goslings Black Seal - Bermuda (40%) 11

10

10

10

Ron De Jeremy Reserva 7 - Panama (40%)

Bacardi Superior - Bermuda (37.5%) 9

Plantation - Nicaragua (42%) 12

Plantation - Barbados (42%) 12

Plantation - Guyana (45%) 14

Plantation - Trinidad (42%) 12

Plantation Original Dark

10

- Jamaica (40%)

Plantation 3 Star - Barbados (41.2%)

10

Plantation Grand Reserva - Barbados (40%)

Plantation Grand Anejo 11- Guatemala (42%)

Plantation 20th Anniversary 18- Barbados (40%)

Appleton Signature Blend

10

10

- Jamaica (40%)

Mount Gay - Barbados (37.5%)

Havana 3 - Cuba (40%) 9

Havana 7 - Cuba (40%)

10

Chairman Reserve - St Lucia (40%)

10

Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva 19- Venezuela (40%)

SPICED RUM

Sailor Jerry - Caribbean (40%)

10

Kraken - Caribbean (40%)

10

Ron de Jeremy Spiced - Panama (35%)

10

10

10

10

10

20

10

SINGLE MALTS

- Isle of Skye (45.8%) 13

Lagavulin 16

Talisker 10

- Isle of Islay (43%)

- Ban�shire (40%)

17

Glenfiddich 12 11

10

10

Glenmorangie - Scotland (40%)

Bushmills - Ireland (40%)

Starward - Melbourne (43%) 13

Oban 14

Laphroaig 10

- West Highland (43%) 16

- Isle of Islay (40%)

Laphroaig Quarter Cask 18- Isle of Islay (48%)

Kavalan - Taiwan (46%)

BLENDED WHISKEY

Canadian Club - Canada (37%) 9

Ballantine - Scotland (40%) 9

Johnny Walker Black Label

Johnny Walker Gold Label Reserve

- Scotland (40%)

- Scotland (40%)

14

Jameson - Ireland (40%) 9

JAPANESE WHISKEY

Hibiki Harmony (43%) 17

Hibiki Harmony Master Select (43%) 25

Nikka Whisky from the barrel (51.4%) 13

Suntory Yamazaki Single Malt (43%) 14

The Hakushu Single Malt (43%) 16

Nikka 12 Pure Malt (40%) 14

White Oak Single Malt Akashi Aged 3yrs Bourbon Barrel (46%) 25

COGNAC & BRANDY

Hennessey VS - France (40%)

Hennessey VSOP - France (40%) 12

Hennessey XO - France (40%)

St Agnes Classic - Australia (37%) 9

St Anges XO - Australia (40%) 28

St Remy VSOP - France (37%) 12

10

20

10

10

30

ARMAGNAC

Delord Recolte 1985 - France (40%) 26

10

10

BOURBON

Makers Mark - Kentucky (40%)

Sazerac Rye - Kentucky (46%) 16

Makers Mark 46 - Kentucky (47%) 14

Jack Daniels

Bu�alo Trace

- Tennessee (40%) 9

- Kentucky (40%) 9

Bookers - Kentucky (64.46%) 14

Bullet - Kentucky (40%)

Rittenhouse - Pennsylvania (50%) 13

Jim Beam - Kentucky (40%) 9

Wild Turkey Rye

Wild Turkey Rye 101

- Kentucky (40.5%) 9

- Kentucky (50.5%)

Woodford Reserve - Kentucky (43.2%) 11

Basil Haydens - Kentucky 12

Four Roses - Kentucky (40%)

VODKA

Wyborowa - Poland (37.5%) 9

Crystal Head - Canada (40%) 13

Grey Goose - France (40%) 12

Belvedere - Poland (40%) 12

Zubrowka - Bialystok (40%)

Kettle One - Netherlands (40%)

666 - Tasmania 11

666 Butter - Tasmania 11

Cariel Vanilla - Sweden (37.5%)

Titos Handmade - Texas (40%) 15

Fair Quino - France (40%) 12

Fire Drum - Tasmania (40%) 14

10

10

10

10

20

CANS

BEER

LAGERS

Carlton Draught VIC (4.6%) 375ml 6

Pure Blonde VIC (4.9%) 375ml 6

Heineken Netherlands (5%) 500ml 11

Peroni Italy (5.1%) 330ml 7

Peroni Red Italy (4.7%) 330ml 7

Pistonhead Kustom Lager 8Sweden (4.6%) 330ml

Young Henry’s Natural Lagar 8

10

10

NSW (4.2%) 375ml

DAB Dortmunder Lager Germany (5%) 500ml

Budvar (5% Lager) Czech Republic 500ml

Sapporo Japan (5%) 650ml 14

PILSNERS

Sixpoint The Crisp Pilsner

11USA (5.4 %) 355ml

ALES

Pirate Life Pale Ale SA (5.4%) 355ml 8

10

10

Quiet Deeds (Session Ale) VIC (4.4%) 375ml

Moo Brew Single Hop Pale Ale TAS (4.8%) 440ml

INDIAN PALE ALES

Pirate Life Session IPA 8SA (3.5%) 355ml

Sierra Nevada Torpedo Ale 12USA (7.2% SAmerican IPA) 473ml

Beavertown Neck Oil IPA 14London (4.3%) 330ml

20Pirate Life IIPA (8.8%) 500ml

AMERICAN PALE ALES

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale 12USA (5.6%) 473ml

Beavertown Gammaray 14London (5.4%) 330ml

KOLSCH

Früh Kölsch 11

10

Germany (4.8%) 500ml

WHEAT BEERS

Golden Road HefeweizenUSA (4.6% Cloudy Wheat) 355ml

STOUTS

Guinness Stout Ireland (4.2%) 440ml 7

Kilkenny Draught Ale Stout 8Ireland (4.3%) 440ml

Beaverton Holy Cowbell Indian Stout 14London (5.6%) 330ml

Golden Road Get Up 11

USA (5.5% American Brown Ale) 355mlO�a That Brown

CIDERS

Mercury Hard Apple Cider 9TAS (6.9%) 375ml

Three Oaks Apple Cider 6SA (5%) 375ml

Three Oaks Pear Cider 6SA (5%) 375ml

Young Henry’s Cloudy Cider 8

10

NSW (4.6%) 375ml

Pink Lady Cider Apple NSW (4.5%) 330ml

KEGS

POT (285ml) / BOOJ (473ml) / JUG (1.5L)

Young Henry Newtowner NSW (4.8%) 6 / 9 / 25

6 / 9 / 25

Cheeky Rascal Apple Cider VIC (8%)