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A Wilfrid Laurier UniversityStudent Publication75 University Avenue WestWaterloo, On. N2L 3C5519 884 0710 ext. 2738519 883 0873 (fax)blueprint@wlusp.com

Editor In Chief Mark Ciesluk

Photoshop Emily Slofstra

Copy Editor Erin Epp

Distribution Manager Jacob Pries

Contributors Brian, Mark Ciesluk, Erin Epp, Mike Hillcoat, Jocelyn Smith, Joshua Smyth

WLUSP Administration

President Greg Sacks VP Advertising Angela Foster VP Brantford Holly Gibson Chair, BOD Bryn Ossington Vice Chair, BOD Janice Lee Directors Brendan Mcgill, Luay Salmon, Chris Copp, Dennis Watson

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Cover:Emily Slofstra

Back:Emily Slofstra

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Spoof!When I !rst thought about putting together an issue of spoofs and parodies, I felt some

concern – would the topic of satire resonate in an era of “randomness”? Would the readers of Blueprint magazine follow along as we jump from more standard fare into highly advanced avenues of comedic endeavour? Surely, at some point we must be running the risk of leaving good men and women behind in our rush to advance our art.

“You’re wrong,” I said to myself. “You should show your readers the courtesy and respect of releasing whatever depths of convoluted nonsense come to mind, in the hopes of stimulat-ing unexpected enjoyment and pushing strange and irrelevant new boundaries. And don’t call me Shirley.”

To that end may I present, to you, from us, the following collection of bad jokes, stale gags, and inexplicable typographical errors and embarrasing visual ga"es (aka “daring sty-listic decisions”) for your dining and dancing pleasure. As your Editor in Chief, I would like to thank you for picking up this copy of Blueprint magazine. I am quite certain that your visit with us will be an enjoyable one. There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your reading experience. By the way, is there anyone out there who knows how to put together a magazine?

- Mark Ciesluk, Editor-in-Chief

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