Despite Chicago’s recent cri-sis of gang-related street mur-ders, the Roseland Community Hospital in a tough southside neighborhood is on the verge of closing because of finances, and community groups have been energetically campaign-ing to keep it open. Joining civic leaders in the quest is the Black Disciples street gang, whose co-founder Don Acklin begged in June for the hospi-tal to remain open, explaining, “It’s bad enough we’re out here harming each other.” Besides wounded gang members need-ing emergency care, said Ack-lin, closing would amount to “genocide” because of all the innocent people exposed to crossfire.

Government in action

■ A warehouse in Landover, Md., maintained by a company working on contract for the U.S. Environmental Protec-tion Agency, contained “se-cret rooms” of furniture and equipment described as “man caves” for company employ-ees. The EPA inspector gen-eral announced the discovery in May, and the government confiscated TVs, refrigera-tors, couches, personal photos, pin-ups, magazines and videos

that the contractor’s person-nel brought in while ostensibly “working” on agency business.

■ Scotland’s Parliament was revealed in May to be consid-ering, as part of its Children and Young People Bill, guar-anteeing that specific, named persons would be appointed for every Scottish child at birth, charged with overseeing that child’s welfare until adult-hood. A Daily Telegraph story acknowledged that the bill is “remarkably vague” about the duties and powers of the des-ignated persons and thus it is unclear how the law might af-fect typical parent-child rela-tionships.

■ “(Supermodels) is the one exception (to U.S. immigration policy) that we all scratch our heads about,” said a Brook-

ings Institution policy analyst, speaking to Bloomberg Busi-nessweek in May. Foreign-born sports stars and enter-tainers are fast-tracked with American work permits under one system, but supermodels were excluded from that and must thus compete (success-fully, it turns out) with physi-cists and nuclear engineers to earn visas among the 65,000 slots available only to “skilled workers with college degrees.” As such, around 250 beauties are admitted every year. (The most recent attempt to get su-permodels their own visa cat-egory was championed in 2005 and 2007 by then-U.S.-Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York.)

■ In Lytle, Texas, in May, 33 people voted for candidates for three openings on the school

board, including the only voter who cast a ballot in District 1. Christina Mercado was the 1-0 winner, but someone else voted for her. Mercado can-not vote for District 1 candi-dates because she does not live there, and neither does the one candidate who opposed her. However, according to Texas law, Mercado can legally rep-resent District 1 on the school board.

Police report

■ An April crime report in San Francisco, noting that a female driver had rammed an-other car in a parking-space dispute, noted that the victim gave officers little help. The man could not tell officers the model car that hit him, and certainly not a license plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage.” No ar-rest was reported.

■ Colombian prisoner Giovanni Rebolledo was serv-ing a 60-year sentence (as a member of the “Los Topos” gang charged with extortion, kidnapping and torture) when he escaped and decided on an extreme identity change in order to move about in the

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Inside Current...New wave EmmysEmmys, online shows may take a big leap

Sharknado sequelSyfy says flying sharks

will bite again.

In theaters“Much Ado About Nothing”

and “Grown Ups 2”Page 2C Page 3C Page 4C

Paducah Improv storms Carson CenterThe members of Paducah

Improv have never been con-tent to stand still. Whether it’s trying out a different venue, experimenting with unfamil-iar formats, or bringing in new performers, the group is always moving forward.

The comedy group will reveal some of the new tricks up its sleeve during the “Quilt City Showdown” at 7:30 p.m. Satur-day, July 27, in the Myre River Room of the Luther F. Carson Four Rivers Center.

Producer Chuck Tate said the show will pit two three-person teams against one another in a game show format, with a referee to keep the match fair. The teams will vie for the au-dience’s applause, and a clap meter will determine the funni-est team. Tate said scene ideas will come from audience sug-gestions, Trivial Pursuit cards, horoscopes from various news-papers and a box of fortune cookies.

“The new format is entirely different from anything that we’ve done,” Paducah Improv member Matt Curtis said. “It’s interesting to add the element of competition.”

The format isn’t the only thing that’s new for the team. A casting call in March cre-ated a nine-member student

team, which will participate in a short-form improv jam dur-ing the “Quilt City Showdown.”

Although it’s only been re-hearsing for a few months, the group has made impressive progress, Curtis said.

“Compared to how long it took us (the original cast) to gain the fundamentals, they’re blowing us out of the water,” he admitted. “The best thing about them is they’re eager to

learn, and that’s something you can’t beat.”

A wide range of ages and ex-perience levels distinguishes the student team, which brings together performers from around the region.

Student team member Cathy Newton, 24, of Paducah said she became involved with the group because she’d never been involved in improvisational comedy — or any other kind of

acting.“I wanted to try it out just to

see what would happen,” she said. “Every day is fun and ex-citing.”

After about four months of rehearsal, Newton and fellow student team member Stacey Smith, 38, will appear with the original group during the “Quilt City Showdown.”

Smith came to the group with a bit more experience, having

taken a year off teaching to at-tend the Second City Conser-vatory in Chicago. A Murray resident who teaches drama and English at Marshall Coun-ty High School, Smith said that improv gives her a chance to put theory into practice.

“I’m always looking for op-portunities to do the things that I teach my students about,” she said. And — like every other team member — Smith is in it for the fun, too.

“It is a beautiful thing when something completely un-scripted comes together in a way that you cannot possibly plan, and you cannot possibly re-create,” she said.

Contact Laurel Black, a Paducah Sun staff writer, at 270-575-8641 or follow @Lau-relFBlack on Twitter.

BY LAUREL BLACKlblack@paducahsun.com

Photo contributed

Paducah Improv will be performing in “Quilt City Showdown” at 7:30 p.m. Saturday, July 27 in the Myre River Room of the Carson Center. It will be the first time the group performs a comedy showdown in a game-show format.

Want to go?What: Paducah Improv’s

“Quilt City Showdown”When: 7:30 p.m. Saturday,

July 27.Where: The Carson Center,

100 Kentucky Ave.Tickets cost $5 plus fees

for general admission and are available at the Carson Center box office, 270-450-4444, or online at www.thecarsoncen-ter.org.

Today

Ladies Night: 5 p.m., Casa Mexicana, 4793 Village Square Drive.

Wine Tasting Celebrity Bar-tender: Patrick Fletcher: 5 p.m. to 9 p.m., The Pasta House, 451 Jordan’s Crossing.

Lip Gloss & Pearls Ladies Night Out Shopping Event: 5 p.m. to 9 p.m., Walker Hall Events Center, 229 Madison St.

Night Moves Dance Club: 6 p.m., American Legion Post 31, 425 Legion Drive. $4.

“Pickin’ & Grinnin’”: 7 p.m., Badgett Playhouse/Grand Riv-ers Variety, 1838 J.H. O’Bryan, Grand Rivers. $22.99 adults, $20.99 seniors, $17.99 stu-dents 17 and under.

Friday

Friends of the McCracken County Public Library Summer Book Sale: 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., St. Paul Lutheran Church, 211 South 21st St.

Ms. Dahn Piano and Vocals: 6

Gang leader lobbies for hospital’s survivalBY CHUCK SHEPHERD

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country. He became “Ro-salinda,” complete with, according to Colombia Reports news service, “impressive” breast im-plants, but nonetheless was identified in May in a routine traffic stop and arrested.

■ In Kobe, Japan, in May, an unemployed, 32-year-old man car-ried out a minor theft (stealing a wallet from a parked scooter) appar-ently just to be locked up in the world famous city. Besides being the home of Kobe beef, it is acclaimed for its French, Chinese and octopus cui-sines, and in fact, Kobe’s Nagata Ward Precinct is renowned for the special gourmet boxed meals prepared by local bento shops, delivered daily to prisoners, which the thief said was foremost on his mind.

■ In May, an Orlando Sentinel columnist de-manded a federal inves-tigation into the 2010 police killing of Torey Breedlove in Orlando’s Pine Hills neighborhood, noting that killing the un-armed Breedlove some-how required 137 shots, with cops missing on at least 115. The columnist added that the Justice Department is currently investigating a Cleveland case in which local po-lice killed two unarmed men but also required 137 shots. (In both cases, the officers were exonerated after local investigators determined the officers believed the suspects

were armed.)

Creme de la Weird

Whitby, United King-dom town councilman Simon Parkes, 58, con-fessed to a reporter in June that he had had an extramarital affair — in fact, an extraterrestrial extramarital affair — with the 9-foot-tall Cat Queen, and that she had borne him a child. Parkes said the Cat Queen is biding her time until technology is available to bring her and the child to Earth. Said Parkes, “There are plenty of people in my po-sition who don’t choose to come out and say it because they are terri-fied it will destroy their careers.” Parkes said his wife knows about his pe-riodic meetings with the Cat Queen and is “very unhappy, clearly.”

Recurring themes

■ Shaun Paneral was questioned by police in Carlsbad, N.M., in May, on a loud-music com-plaint and, concerned that he already had an outstanding arrest war-rant, gave his name as “Shaun Paul.” Paneral thus became the most re-cent perp to choose his alias badly. “Shaun Paul,” whoever he is, is also wanted by police in New Mexico, and Paneral was arrested for the false ID.

■ The British company Paw Seasons has created a holiday for dogs (surely to appeal to guilt-ridden owners who leave them behind on their own holi-

days) priced at the equiv-alent of $73,000, con-sisting of a private suite for two weeks, with dog-friendly Hollywood mov-ies, trips to the beach, surfing “lessons,” spa and grooming treatment (in-cluding pedicure) by Har-rod’s, outfits from Louis Vuitton, Bottega Veneta, and Mulberry, and the piece de resistance — a personal dog house cre-ated in the image of the owner’s own house.

A News of the Weird classic (August 2009)

Donald Duck may be a lovable icon of comic mis-hap to American young-sters, but in Germany, he is wise and complicated and retains followers well past their childhoods. Us-ing licensed Disney story-lines and art, the legend-ary translator Erika Fuchs created an erudite Don-ald, who often “quotes from German literature, speaks in grammatically complex sentences, and is prone to philosophical musings,” according to a May Wall Street Journal dispatch.

Though Donald and Uncle Scrooge (“Dago-berto”) speak in a lofty richness, nephews Tick, Trick and Track use the slang of youth.

Recently in Stuttgart, academics gathered for the 32nd annual conven-tion of the “German Or-ganization for Non-Com-mercial Followers of Pure Donaldism,” with presen-tations on such topics as Duckburg’s solar system.

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p.m., Ristorante di Fratel-li, 211 Broadway.

Live at Shandies: 7 p.m., Shandies, 202 Broadway.

The Fabulous ’50s Show: 7 p.m., Badgett Playhouse/Grand Riv-ers Variety, 1838 J.H. O’Bryan, Grand Rivers. $22.99 adults, $20.99 seniors, $17 students 17 and under.

Paducah Writers Group: 8 p.m., Etcetera Coffee-house, 320 N. Sixth St.

Saturday

Friends of the McCrack-en County Public Library Summer Book Sale: 9 a.m. to 1 p.m., St. Paul Lutheran Church, 211 S. 21st St.

Hand Embroidery Class with Kristin: 9:30-11 a.m., Ephemera Paducah, 333 N. Ninth St. $25. Pre-registration required. 270-443-0003.

Stuff the Bus: 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., both Paducah Walmart locations.

“Always ... Patsy Cline”: 2 p.m., Badgett Play-house/Grand Rivers Va-riety, 1838 J.H. O’Bryan, Grand Rivers. $22.99 adults, $20.99 seniors, $17.99 students 17 and under.

Wine and Beer Sam-pling: 3 p.m., Roof Broth-ers, 3145 Park Ave.

Craft Beer and Wine Tasting: 4 p.m., Wagner Wine and Spirits, 2700-B New Holt Road.

Stephen Moeller Live at

Etcetera: 5:30-9:30 p.m., Etcetera Coffeehouse, 320 N. Sixth S.

Reggie Lafaye: 6 p.m., Ristorante di Fratelli, 211 Broadway.

Live on Broadway: 6-9 p.m., downtown Paducah.

The Super ’60s Show: 7 p.m., Badgett Play-house/Grand Rivers Va-riety, 1838 J.H. O’Bryan, Grand Rivers. $22.99 adults, $20.99 seniors, $17.99 students 17 and under.

The Brett Family Sing-ers: 7-9 p.m., Kenneth Shadowen Performing Arts Center, Marshall County High School, 416 High School Road, Draffenville. $25. Contact George Milam, 270-703-0448.

Sunday

The Southern Gospel Show: 2 p.m., Badgett Playhouse/Grand Riv-ers Variety, 1838 J.H. O’Bryan, Grand Rivers. $22.99 adults, $20.99 seniors, $17.99 students 17 and under.

Tuesday

Trivia: 7 p.m., Fat Moe’s Bar & Grill, 902 Broadway.

Trivia: 7 p.m., El Barco, 156 Bleich Road, Suite 101.

Senior Dance: 7 p.m., 501 Dance, 501 Louisi-ana St.

Open Mic Night: 9:30 p.m., JP’s Bar & Grill, 119 Market House Square. Ages 18 and up.

Wednesday

Wine Down Wednesday: 6 p.m., Shandies, 202 Broadway.

Ongoing

Blewett Music Studio Music Camp: Monday through Friday, July 26, Reidland United Meth-odist Church, 5515 Reidland Road. Amy Blewett, 270-575-4590.

“From the Pieces of a Nation: Civil War Period Quilts”: Friday through Tuesday, Oct. 8, The Na-tional Quilt Museum, 215 Jefferson St. $11 adults, $9 seniors, $5 students.

Mayor’s Art Club Exhibi-tion: Judeen Theis and BiLan Liao: Friday, July 5 to Saturday, Sept. 28, Paducah City Hall, 300 S. Fifth St.

Dinner Theater: Three Plays by Charles Messi-na: 6:30 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays through Aug. 2, Kenlake State Resort Park, 542 Kenlake Road, Hardin. Twilight Theatre Productions, 270-436-2399.

11th Quilt Japan: 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Saturday; 1-5 p.m. Sunday, The Na-tional Quilt Museum, 215 Jefferson. $11 adults; $9 seniors; $5 students.

Downtown Farmers Market: 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2 p.m.-6 p.m. Thursdays, April 25 through Nov. 17, Second Street and North Monroe.

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“Much Ado About Nothing”

Shakespeare’s classic comedy receives a con-temporary spin in Joss Whedon’s film “Much Ado About Nothing.” Shot in just 12 days (and using the original text), the story of sparring lov-ers Beatrice and Benedick offers a dark, and occa-sionally absurd, view of the intricate game that is love.

The buzz: Much Ado About Nothing’s giddy energy and intimate charm make for an en-tertaining romantic com-edy, and a Shakespearean adaptation that’s hard to resist.

Length: 107 min.Show times: 7 and

9:15 p.m. Friday; 4, 7 and 9:15 p.m. Saturday; 4 and 7 p.m. Sunday at Maiden Alley Cinema.

“Grown Ups 2”

Lenny Feder (Adam Sandler) moves his fam-ily back to his hometown to be with his friends, but he finds that he hasn’t left the crazy life behind

in Los Angeles. Lenny’s friends must also cope with their own challeng-es: Eric (Kevin James) must face his ultimate fear; Kurt (Chris Rock) has gone back to work as a cable repairman; and Marcus (David Spade) learns that he has an 18-year-old son.

The buzz: The movie jumps from one crude gag to the next without a trace of plot. “Grown Ups 2”will be hard to top as worst film of 2013.

Length: 100 min.Show times: 12:15

p.m., 2:45 p.m., 5:15 p.m., 7:45 p.m., 10:20 p.m. at Cinemark.

Staff report

Associated Press

Salma Hayek appears with Adam Sandler in a scene from “Grown Ups 2,” playing at Cinemark in Paducah this week.

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LOS ANGELES — If Net-fl ix’s “House of Cards” and “Arrested Development” today become the fi rst on-line contenders to nab top Emmy nominations, it will be a breakthrough mo-ment for shows making a splash without the aid of a TV set.

If not, it’s just a matter of time before the inevi-table happens.

The video universe that once meant simply broad-cast television, then added cable and satellite, has splintered again to encom-pass websites including YouTube and streaming services including Netfl ix and Amazon.

The expansion was rec-ognized in 2008 by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences with a rules change that added the Internet as an eligible Emmy platform. As with broadcast networks and other video distributors, programs must reach more than half of the U.S. audience to make the cut.

When the Emmy nods are announced this morn-ing, a fair number of pun-dits say clever political drama “House of Cards” and “Arrested Develop-ment,” the offbeat sitcom resurrected by Netfl ix after it was dumped by Fox, will be in the awards hunt.

The series are tagged for possible top drama and comedy bids, with “House of Cards” stars Kevin Spac-ey and Robin Wright and

“Arrested Development” cast members including Jason Bateman, Jeffrey Tambor and Jessica Wal-ter seen as contenders for acting nominations.

There have been In-ternet nominees before, such as last year’s “Web Therapy” and “30 Rock: The Webisodes” in a short-format category, but not in the premier fi elds of acting and best series.

Online shows compet-ing with Emmy champs

“Breaking Bad” and “Modern Family” will be the 21st- century version of the watershed 1990s showings by HBO’s “The Larry Sanders Show, “The Sopranos” and “Sex and the City” in those high-gloss categories.

As for this year’s po-tential game-change, “It certainly is a marker of the new era. ... It will send shock waves through the industry,” said Tim Brooks, a former network

executive and TV historian who co-wrote “The Com-plete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows.”

The Emmys rarely pro-vide a ratings boost akin to the box-offi ce advan-tage that can be conferred by Oscar or Tony honors, but Brooks said they are meaningful to industry in-siders.

“It makes it acceptable for A-list creatives to work for you. They like awards

and the acclaim of their fellows,” he said. Good programming thus begets more good programming and, for services like Net-fl ix, potentially more rev-enue-producing subscrib-ers.

Garth Ancier, a for-mer network chief and an Emmy voter, received DVDs of Netfl ix’s series as part of the usual lobby-ing efforts that surround awards.

“I was kind of surprised, because I don’t really think of Netfl ix as being televi-sion,” Ancier said. It also seems “sort of odd the academy is so up-to-date. That said, ‘House of Cards’ is great stuff and it does make sense.”

The change in the awards to be presented on CBS Sept. 22 refl ects the relentless march of tech-nology — and a compara-tively fl eet response by Emmy organizers, noted one observer.

“The Emmys are being surprisingly open to new media these days, consid-ering their stubborn his-tory” with cable, said Tom O’Neil, editor of the Gold Derby awards predictions website.

For nearly four decades after the 1949 inception of the Emmys, eligibility was limited to programs that aired on free television, in-cluding networks, syndica-tion and PBS. Finally, the gates swung open.

“By 1988, a critical mass of our members were mak-ing TV shows distributed

on cable platforms” and believed their shows were on par with those airing on broadcast, according to awards director John Leverence. The board of governors agreed and vot-ed in the change.

Before then, however, a frustrated cable indus-try created an alternative platform for honors, the CableAce Awards, which began in 1979 and ended in 1998 after cable shows became an entrenched part of the Emmys.

So entrenched, in fact, that in some categories, particularly for dramas and miniseries, cable stars like “Breaking Bad” and “Homeland” now domi-nate. It’s been an ongoing frustration for broadcast-ers, who say federal rules bar from competing with the more explicit fare available on cable.

Freewheeling Internet series enjoy that same edge, and have the benefi t of a growing number of viewers at ease with look-ing past TV to watch shows on their device of choice. Are the Emmys destined to be an all-online beauty pageant? Not so fast, said historian Brooks.

“That’s quite a ways down the road. ... It was really 20 years before ca-ble started to score major hits like ‘The Sopranos,’” he said. And while Netf-lix’s bid for prestige is im-pressive, “there just aren’t as many Netfl ixes as there are cable hits.”

—AP

Emmys nominations may give online shows boostBY LYNN ELBER

Associated Press

Olbermann rejoins ESPN to host late-night showKeith Olbermann dread-

ed that he’d be remem-bered as the guy who rose to stardom at ESPN then left less than amicably.

“I don’t want that to be in the obituary, fl atly,” he said on a conference call Wednesday.

So now he’s returning to the company as a late-night host, insisting that, this time, a gig won’t end badly.

Olbermann expressed gratitude for “this chance to put a different ending on the story of my relationship with ESPN.”

“We are indelibly inter-twined,” he said. “I know that we can’t go back and undo everything that hap-pened 20 years ago in those environs. But I would like to do my best to correct as much of it as I can. I appre-ciate the fresh start. We’ll see how much success I can get in that way, and how much success I can get in the way of the show.

“But I’m going to do my

damnedest for both.”“Olbermann,” which

premieres Aug. 26, will generally air at 10 p.m. CT Monday-Friday on ESPN2, depending on live event coverage on the channel. Executives hope the show can exploit the ratings boost from the frequent live event lead-ins.

Olbermann’s new ESPN offering will often air opposite his old one, “SportsCenter” on the main ESPN network. The company has found over the years that broadcasting concurrent programming on its various channels ex-pands its overall audience.

And starting next month, ESPN will face competition in the 10 p.m. slot from new cable channel Fox Sports 1’s nightly highlights and analysis show.

“We’re happy to com-pete,” ESPN President John Skipper said. “Clearly the timing of some of what we’re doing is intended to put us in a competitive po-sition.”

“Olbermann,” based in New York City, will weave together commentary, in-terviews, highlights, pan-el discussions. The host hinted that some segments may be “evocative” of those from previous gigs.

But no politics.“If I wanted to go and

do politics, I’d still be do-ing politics,” he said. “This clearly is something else.”

Olbermann said he had no content clause in his contract, but that didn’t matter — he’s signed on to do a sports show. Skip-per said politics — or pop culture — would slip on when that intersected with sports.

Olbermann’s last two po-litically oriented jobs didn’t end well either. After eight years as a prime-time host at MSNBC, he quit abrupt-ly in January 2011. He later joined Current TV but last-ed a year before he was tak-en off the air; he would go on to fi le a lawsuit, which was settled out of court.

The 54-year-old Olber-

mann made his name with his catchphrases and sar-donic tone as a “SportsCen-ter” anchor from 1992-97. But his stint ended amid harsh words and clashes with management over his right to do outside work. He was suspended briefl y for not seeking permission to record public service an-nouncements.

—AP

BY RACHEL COHENAssociated Press

Associated Press

Will Arnett (left) and Jason Bateman act in a scene from “Arrested Development.” If Netflix’s “House of Cards” and “Arrested Development” become the first online shows to reap Emmy nominations today, it will be a watershed moment for programs that don’t need television sets to make a splash.

Associated Press

ESPN personality Keith Olbermann poses on the “SportsCenter” studio set in 1996 in Bristol, Conn. Ol-bermann, who rose to prominence as a “SportsCenter” anchor from 1992-97 before one of several conten-tious departures that have marked his career, is rejoin-ing ESPN to host a late-night show, the network said Wednesday.

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This time the mayhem moves from Los Angeles to New York City.

There, as before, sharks can be expected to plunge from the sky and plow through the streets as a result of an ecological

nightmare. No other de-tails of the film were dis-closed.

Syfy also announced a special Twitter contest to give the movie an ap-propriate subtitle. Fans can tweet their subtitles to @SyfyMovies using the hashtag #Sharknado.

Aired last week, the di-saster film was a trending topic on Twitter, generat-ing nearly 5,000 tweets per minute at its peak.

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Ian Ziering (second from left) and Cassie Scerbo battle a shark in the Syfy original film “Sharknado.”

NEW YORK — The man in the suit and tie and the duo who buys clothes at thrift shops are the leaders at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. MTV an-nounced Wednesday that Justin Timberlake and Macklemore & Ryan Lew-is have six nominations each. Bruno Mars has four nominations.

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The VMAs will air live Aug. 25 from Brooklyn’s Barclays Center.

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Associated PressLAS VEGAS — The

Cirque du Soleil show “Ka” has reopened on the Las Vegas Strip 17 days after an acrobat fell to her death in its closing scene.

The Tuesday evening show was marked by a me-morial announcement and standing ovations in mem-ory of 31-year-old Sarah Guillot-Guyard.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal said the audience was on its feet at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino before the start of the show dedicated “to the loving memory of an exceptional artist.”

“Her passion will guide us in a common dream, the pursuit of a better world,” an announcer told the crowd.

Producers suspended the production after Guil-lot-Guyard died on June 30 in a 90-foot fall during the show’s climactic battle scene.

Guillot-Guyard had been with the original cast of Ka since 2006. The aerial per-

former was a French citi-zen and mother of two who lived in Las Vegas and also ran a training program for kids called Cirquefi t.

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du Soleil performer to die in an onstage accident in the company’s 29-year his-tory.

Cirque has cut the cli-mactic scene that resulted

in the death and replaced it with a “dressing-ritual” scene that it says maintains the story line of the pro-duction and its 90-minute length.

“It was already an exist-ing act that had been used previously when there was technical diffi culty,” Cirque du Soleil spokeswoman Renee-Claude Menard told the Review-Journal.

“Ka” is expected to return to its regular schedule of two shows a night by July 23.

Coroner’s offi cials said Guillot-Guyard’s death by blunt force trauma was an accident. She was still in her harness when she fell. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration has launched an investi-gation that could take six months.

Horrifi ed audience mem-bers who witnessed the fall initially thought it was part of the show and only real-ized something had gone wrong when they heard cries of performers.

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Sarah Guillot-Guyard, 31, was pronounced dead after falling about 50 feet from the show’s stage during a pro-duction of “Ka” at the MGM Grand. The Cirque du Soleil “Ka” show has returned to the Las Vegas Strip, 17 days after Guillot-Guyard fell to her death in its closing scene. Tuesday night’s show was marked by a memorial an-nouncement and standing ovations in memory of Guillot-Guyard.

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Experience Doors, Windows,

Siding, Decks, Covers, Retaining

Walls, etc. Mike Downing 270-816-3609

PADUCAH’S BEST Windows - $175 Installed

Vinyl Siding, Gutters Pressure Washing, Roofing

Pole Barns, Rent-A-Husband No Job Too Big or Small 270-564-5770 270-442-0809

POWLEY CONTRACTING & CONSULTING

Specializing in Remodel & New

Construction. Licensed & Insured 270-210-0073

1198 LAWN/LANDSCAPE/TREE SVC

ADORE LAWN& LANDSCAPINGMowing, CleanupTrimming, Mulching

OverseedingHedge Trimming

270-554-2426270-933-8869

1198 LAWN/LANDSCAPE/TREE SVC

HeartlandProperty

MaintenanceLawn • Irrigation

LandscapingOver 10 yrs. exp.270-210-1079

Ignacio & Son LANDSCAPING

Mowing Weeding Trimming Mulching

Gutter CleaningFREE ESTIMATES

Call George 270-816-2309

S&ELAWN & TREE

SERVICECutting • HaulingStump Removal

Insured441-2111 559-3123

THE BROTHER'SLAWN CARE

Pruning, Mulching,Mowing

Licensed & InsuredFREE ESTIMATE!

270-816-0845270-816-0910

1198 LAWN/LANDSCAPE/TREE SVC

Yards Repaired,Driveways Installed,Red or White Gravel,River Bottom Topsoil

any amount.Mike's Tractor& Lawn Service270-462-3662270-519-2410

1200 TREE SERVICE

Ace Tree Service& Stump RemovalAerial Bucket Truck

InsuredFree Estimates

898-8733

LITTLE'STREE & STUMP

REMOVALHedge Trimming

Aerial Bucket TruckFULLY INSURED

FREE ESTIMATES270-933-3086

PRO AFFORDABLETREE SERVICE

•The Best Prices!•High Quality Work•Fast Response•Free Estimates•Licensed/Insured

270-366-2033

1210 MASONRY

PEIFERMASONRY

Brick, Block, StoneInsured & LicensedNo Job Too Small

559-6252

1228 PAINT/WALLCOVER

GP PAINTING, LLC For All Your Professional

Painting Needs •Fully Established

•Fully Insured •Free Estimates

(270) 519-5104

RUSHING’S PAINTING & DRYWALL, LLC.

FULLY INSURED Wallpaper hanging & removal; plaster repairs;

drywall hanging & finishing; painting -

interior/exterior. Free Estimates 270-210-8580 270-898-3765

1258 PRESSURE WASHING

BRAD'SPRESSUREWASHING

Serving the Purchasearea for over 13 years.Insured, Free Estimates

270-519-0913

QUALI-CAREComplete

Hot or ColdPressure WashingConcrete Scrubbing

Licensed/Insured270-575-1093

1276 ROOFING

Affordable HomeImprovementSpecializing inALL your home

improvement needs(Roofing, Flooring,

Repairs, etc.)Insured, Free Est.

5% Military DiscountScott, 270-309-3025

HINESROOFING

35 Years Experience~ INSURED ~

All Work Guaranteed443-6338556-5474

1276 ROOFING

COWBOY UPMetal Roofing*Shingle Work*Rubber Work*Flooring WorkFree Estimates

Insured270-705-5799

1306 SERVICES

FURNITURERESTORATIONFurniture/CabinetRepair, Stripping,

FinishingM&R Woodworks

554-1705

TransmissionRepairs

ALL TYPESTom Allen210-1550

Allen Auto Sales

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Garage Sale? Sell those items priced under $250 in The Paducah Sun classifieds for only

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0563 MISC. ITEMS FOR SALE

THIS NEWSPAPERCOULD BE YOURSEVERY DAY! Whatbetter gift to giveyourself or a friend.Call The PaducahSun Customer Ser-vice Department fordetails. 575-8800 or1-800-599-1771.

REAL ESTATE FOR REAL ESTATE FOR RENTRENT

0605 REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

HUD PUBLISHER'SNOTICE

All real estate advert-ised herein is subjectto the Federal FairHousing Act whichmakes it illegal to ad-vertise any prefer-ence, limitations, ordiscrimination basedon race, color, reli-gion, sex, handicap,familial status or na-tional origin, or inten-t ion to make anysuch preferences,limitations or discrim-ination. State lawsforbid discriminationin the sale, rental oradvertising of real es-tate based on factorsin addition to thoseprotected under fed-eral law. We will notknowingly accept anyadvertising for realestate which is in vi-olation of the law. Allpersons are herebyin fo rmed tha t a l ldwellings advertisedare available on anequal opportuni tybasis.

0610 UNFURNISHED APARTMENTS

1BR, good & quietlocation, water pd.No pets, no smoking,554-0211, 217-5890

2 BR, 1 B, garage,K e v i l , $ 6 2 5 / m o . ,$1000 dep. No pets.519-1606.

2 BR, Souths ide,2256 Sunset Dr . ,$450. 270-564-4283.2BR Duplex, 1931Adams St . $500 ,442-7877, 556-9895.3 BR, 2B in Reidland,$900. 270-559-6252.

HUSBANDS Ln/Rd,extra nice 2BR, Nopet/No smoke. $550+ dep. 442-0408.

LG. Efficiency, all util-ities pd. in full. 2142Jefferson. 443-3090.LOVELY 1 BR, office,DR. $500. 442-4927.

1 BR, w/ gas heat &water , downtown,$525. 270-559-0296.2 BR, off-street park-ing, $600/mo. 443-7103.CLOSE to mall, 2BR, sun deck, nice.No pets. 210-0729.

Lone Oak 2BR2 B, All Appliances

270-554-0114

0610 UNFURNISHED APARTMENTS

F & F LeasingCurrently renting at:

•Black Oaks•Colony Drive

•Cardinal Point•Fairlawn •Hillcrest

•Willow Oaks1 & 2 BR available

Call 444-4074to hear about ourmove in special

LONE OAK, 1 BR,W/D, $425. 554-8374

REIDLAND, 2 BR,$495; 1 BR, $410. Nopets. 898-2256.

Southgate Manor1 BR. 270-442-6621

WHITTIER APTS.1 BR, Section 8

Senior & Disabled270-443-3809. EHO

0615 FURNISHED APARTMENTS

$475/$625/MO. 1BR,no pets. 559-0688.

1BR, off street park-ing, $550/mo. 443-7103.

2 BR, off-street park-ing, $700/mo. 443-7103.

0620 HOMES FOR RENT

2 BR 1 B257 Clements St.$550 plus deposit.

270-331-4044

2000 SQ. ft. brick, 3BR, 2 B, near newhigh school, readyAug. 7. 331-1197.

2 1 2 3 M A D I S O N ,3BR, $600+dep., nopets. 270-534-9717.

3BR 1 B, 2724 S.28th St. $650, 442-7877, 556-9895.

CALVERT City 3BR,1B $650 + dep. &refs. 270-210-8870.

1445 BLUEBIRD, nopets, $600. 559-0688

5715 BENTON Rd.$500/mo. 559-0688

WEST End, 3 BR, 2B, $1,300. 933-1774.

0630 DUPLEXES FOR RENT

Lone Oak2BR, 2B,

all appliances,w/garage + deposit

270-554-0114

WEST END, lg. 1400s.f., owner occupieshalf, $895. 444-7663

0670 BUSINESS PLACES/OFFICES

FOR sale or lease:Store or shop w/liv-ing area, 5325 OldMayfield Rd. 554-8007 or 816-2457.

0675 MOBILE HOMES FOR RENT

NICE, clean, efficientmodular 3 BR, 2 B onquiet country lo t ,Lone Oak schools,$675. No pets. 488-3769 or 564-9760.

0676 MOBILE HOME LOTS FOR RENT

LARGE LOTS: LoneOak, 210-5324.

REAL ESTATE FOR REAL ESTATE FOR SALESALE

0710 HOMES FOR SALE

230 CHESTNUT St.,LaCenter, 1800 sq. ft.24x30 bldg. Asking$89,000. 519-1606

4317 PINES RD.$229,900 559-8907

Make Offer!!FSBO: 2 BR, 1 B, 1.5acres, large 2-cargarage, 2965 GiebeRd. 270-519-7884.LONE Oak, 543 Oak-lawn. 3 BR 2 B, sun-room, pool, garage,fenced. $129,500.270-559-9739SEEING is believing!Don't buy propertybased on pictures orrepresentations. Forf r e e i n f o r m a t i o nabout avoiding time-share and real es-tate scams, write theFederal Trade Com-mission at Washing-ton, DC 20580 or callthe National FraudInformation Center,1-800-876-7060.

0720 DUPLEX/APTS

REIDLAND brick du-plex for sale, carport,off Hwy 62. 898-2256

0734 LOTS & ACREAGE

3 LOTS:225 Strathmoor Dr.

270-519-7884.BUILD your countryhome on 9 acres inN. Graves Co. Shir-ley, 407-670-8547.CORNER Lot, Whis-pering Oaks, 1 acre,McCracken County,$17,000. Kevil, 270-488-3522

0754 COMMERCIAL/OFFICE

LOT & office trailer.1203 So. 6th St.(Jewell's Towing)

270-331-2283

TRANSPORTATIONTRANSPORTATION

0804 BOATS FOR SALE

'06 TRITON, 163Sport, 25 HP Mer-cury 4 stoke, Likenew. 898-8840.2007 22' Starcraftaluminum pontoon.115 HP, low hrs,holds 10. $14,500,270-227-8015. Pat.PAIR of 2004 Sea-doos, 2 stroke, 85horse, new engines,$6,000. 362-4299.

0832 MOTORCYCLES

'07 ULTRA ClassicHD, black, 22K miles.270-705-0926.2008 HD Ultra Clas-sic, 103 stage 2 en-gine, fully chromed,lights, beautiful pa-cific blue/vivid black,per fect condi t ion.$16,500. 270-804-0859 / 270-705-6651

0832 MOTORCYCLES

86' HONDA Gold-w ing Aspencade .1200 CC, 50K mi,dark blue & light blue.

270-210-9038.

0864 PICKUP TRUCKS FOR SALE

'98 HONDA Accord,v 6 , $ 1 , 8 0 0 . ' 8 7CHEVY Silverado,$2,500. 519-3312.

01 TOYOTA Tundra,w. topper, 170K mi.,$7,200. 488-3148.

0868 CARS FOR SALE

'04 ANNIVERSARYMustang, good cond.,

76K mi., $7,300.270-349-3715.

2000 JETTA, diesel,au to , 42 m .p .g . ,$4,500. 554-7882.

2011 FORD Focus,57K mi., exc. shape,runs & looks great,$11K. 270-619-6338.

0872 CLASSIC/SPORTS/COLLECTOR CARS

1 9 6 7 C A M A R O ,RS/SS, fully restored.$25,000. 703-5660.

75 CORVETTE redblk int. 350 auto, ttops. 7,995 559-7270

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0910 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

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0910 BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

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