7/27/2019 The 2nd Kaiaua Timewarp

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SYNOPSIS:

Kaiaua 2005: a small New Zealand village on the

western coast of the Hauraki Gulf. Pop: 273 - 2320

dairy cows - 8732 shearing sheep - 32 cattle dogs

- 18 horses.

A successful part-Maori Hollywood starlet (Kaiaua born

and bred) rated at #54 on the circuit, gets time trans-

ported from a 2005 Kaiaua car parking lot, back to a

1961 Kaiaua (same geographical address) cow pad-

dock…..with 3 others in a 1936 Ford. She was diag-

nosed 4 hours prior to boarding her Auckland flight (LA

- 2005) as having throat cancer. In NZ 1961, there’s no

medical knowledge of the disease - no cancer cures.

She finds real people, real friends, real home values,

eating juicy green lipped mussels and daily sproutingpink-flesh mushrooms. She beats Bruce McLaren in a

car race in the middle of the night, meets Ed Hillary,

local bee keeper, and sings ABBA, Rolling Stones, Roy

Orbison and Gypsy Kings to an Auckland niteclub

audience. She throws a ritzy 2005 Hollywood party in a

Kaiaua sheep paddock just for the hang of it - singing a

1970’s Beatles song with Cliff Richards, a young Tim

Finn, the Shadows and Glenn Campbell. Then watches

hokey-pokey honey ice cream being introduced to

Kaiaua gourmet connoisseurs - well all three of them

anyway. Slowly realising she’s in love with her 2005fellow time-traveller.

THE 2ND KAIAUA TIME WARP 

INTRODUCTION - It’s a light hearted chick-flick, timetravel, New Zealand comedy with a lot of 

post 1961 music thrown in. Its movie genre is possibly of the same ilk as those of Working Title

Films, like the subtle humour in ‘Death at a Funeral,’ and Notting Hill, Love Actually, The Boat that

Rocked. It has a 1960’s New Zealand simple country imagery, that takes you to a Kiwi-ised, Back

to the Future musical that has a cancer cure answer for the main character.

GENRE: New Zealand Chick flick/musical timetravel comedy FORMAT: HD  RUNNING TIME: 100 minutes 

BUDGET: NZ$15,000,000  SECURED BUDGET: AU$5,000 PRODUCER: Ian Gibbons (NZ)  DIRECTOR: TBA 

SCRIPT WRITER: Wally Royal (Australia)

CONTACT: Wally Royal, Royal Associates, 98 Avondale Road, Cooranbong NSW 2265 Australia Tel: +61 423 916 821

- (NZ) +64 22 084 9791 skype: wally.royal Email: kaiauakid@gmail.com

DIRECTORS STATEMENT:

The main theme is to show that cancer can be

cured using different natural methodologys that

the big (Millenium) pharamaceuticals DON’T want

us to know about. They offer a one way fix - their

way. Dispensed by their white coat medical

auto-motrons. Which obviously has a cooler-

moolah-making underlying driving force. The

Kaiaua mussels, mushrooms and vegetables paint

a picture of clean foods, clean living, and in its

own simple way, fixes everyday sicknesses. Green

paddocks, clean fresh air, pristine creek water and

non-mercury-ised fish makes the dramatic visual

effect of Kaiaua 1961 a contrast to how we were.

It shows how we have become a senseless,insensitive millenium disconnected society. Our

modern day motivations scream ME! ME! ME! and

people do not even know their next door neigh-

bours. We let people live in their cars on the side

of the road.....we don’t see the street poor, don’t

feed them, look the other way....walk away from

exposing (and espousing) justice..........we are an

instant gimme-gimme-gimme society that cel-

ebrates piles of monthly front-lawn disposable

rubbish. And cancer is a normal-normal everyday

thing for 25% of the World’s population. We justsay, “awww, bad luck!” Question: “....what hap-

pened? what happened to us? why did we

change? why can’t we go back to Kaiaua 1961?”

By Wally Royal - Australia