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For eight years he starred as obsessive–compulsive private eye Adrian Monk, solving messy murder cases for the San Fran-cisco Police Department. Now the three-time Emmy Award win-ner, 62, returns to TV as Sen. Red Wheatus in the political comedy-thriller BrainDead, premiering June 13 on CBS.What intrigued you about BrainDead? It’s so timely. We’re in an election year, and the show will premiere in the sum-mer as things are even further ratcheted up. I think the writers are struggling with: How do you make a fictional piece more absurd than what’s actually occurring in our country right now?

Describe your character. I play a Republican senator from Maryland. He’s a bit of a lush and he chases women. Then his brain gets infected and he transforms: He stops drinking, becomes a health nut, loses weight and really cleans up his act.How does Wheatus compare with Monk? Even though Sen. Wheatus is very, very different from Adrian Monk, [both roles] gave me something that rarely happens in TV, where you get to exercise your comedy chops and do dramatic material at the same time. You and your wife, Brooke Adams, have a movie coming out, Breakable

You. We met doing a play on Broadway 26 years ago, and we’ve done a lot of theater together. She did probably five or six episodes of Monk. So we love work-ing together and hope to do more of it.

Is Noises Off the first Tony Award nomination for Megan Hilty, or did she get one for Wicked?

—Paula C., Lincoln Park, Ill.A: Kristin Chenoweth originated the role of Glinda in Wicked, so Hilty, 35, wasn’t eligible when she took it over later. That makes her Best Featured Actress in a Play nomination for playing bombshell Brooke Ashton in Noises Off her first. “I didn’t think that our little show that closed six weeks before the nominations would be recognized,” says the actress. “They showed us a lot of love.” Tune in tonight at 8 p.m. ET on CBS to watch the 70th annual Tony Awards.

What does Shalhoub like about his upcom-ing role in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja

Turtles film? Go to Parade.com/shalhoub to find out.

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Country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, 54, puts a different spin on his

music in Still the King, the new comedy series airing Sunday

nights on CMT. He plays Burnin’ Vernon, a washed-up Elvis

impersonator who also impersonates a small-town minister.

How do you relate to your character? My pawpaw was a

Pentecostal preacher and I was raised hearing his fire-and-

brimstone sermons. When I began my musical career, there

were times I’d be called “the next Elvis.”

Vernon gets “kicked out” of country music. Have you ever been kicked out of anything? Two words: hell yes. I actually

got kicked out of a Friendly’s restaurant—kind of ironic.

What’s your favorite Elvis song? “Blue Suede Shoes.” My

buddy Carl Perkins wrote it.

Will you be singing in the show?Oh yes. One of the songs is “Hey

Elvis,” which is obviously a big

shout-out to the King.

Vernon has a lot of tattoos. Are any of them yours? All of them. None of

them are fake.

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THE SKINNY ON FATE

ating fat doesn’t make you fat. It’s not even across-the-board bad for your health. That’s why the new U.S. dietary guidelines don’t put a limit on the total amount of fat that should

be in our diets.Increasingly, nutrition experts believe that it’s

the kind of fat we eat that most affects our overall health, especially heart and brain health, weight management and longevity.

“It’s a huge shift. We’ve been condemning all fats for 30 years without good evidence,” says physician and nutritionist Steven Masley, M.D., co-author of Smart Fat, who helped us prepare this guide to the new, healthy ways to eat fat.

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9Calories per gram of

fat of any kind

1:1The ratio of omega-3 fats to omega-6 fats we should eat

1:20The ratio of these fats that the average American eats

2 per weekServings of fish (especially

fatty kinds like salmon, herring, albacore and lake

trout) recommended

711,800Estimated deaths world-wide from heart disease

in 2010 caused by eating too few healthy

unsaturated fats

Best Fats to Eat Smart treat Dark chocolate. Who said healthy had to be dreary? Best cooking oil Virgin olive oil. Skip “vegetable” oils (which don’t really contain veggies), includ-ing corn oil and safflower oil.You can heat virgin olive oil, but avoid heat-ing extra-virgin olive oil, coconut oil and sesame oil above 350 degrees, which damages their benefits. Good value Canned wild salmon, bulk walnuts, dried beans.

Healthiest meat and dairyGrass-fed meat, free-range chicken, organic yogurt or milk—anything from animals that receive no hor-mones, chemicals or pesticides (in their feed), which erode their benefits. A 2016 British review of almost 200 stud-ies found that organic meat and milk contain 50 percent more good omega-3 fats and overall healthier fat profiles.

Trans fats These are the worst kind—aka “liquid plastic”—and they are being removed from processed foods. (Check labels for hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils.) Avoid them.

Saturated fats Once considered bad guys, saturated fats—the kind in meat and dairy, as well as palm oil and coconut oil—“are considered pretty neutral now,” says Masley. Still, dietary guidelines suggest they should be just 10 percent of daily calories. What might matter most about saturated fat: making sure that your choices don’t come from animals ex-posed to hormones and pesticides, which can increase disease-causing inflamma-

tion and disrupt hormones.

Monounsaturated fats Found in olive oil, canola oil, peanut oil, avocados and many nuts and seeds, these fats help lower blood choles-

terol. Eat more of them!

Polyunsaturated fats Eat more polyun-saturated fats (nuts, seeds, seafood, olive oil) than saturated fats and refined carbs (sugar, white flour), reports the Journal of the American Heart Association. But be aware that there are two kinds, known as omega-3s and omega-6s. Ideally, we should eat an equal balance of the two.

Omega-3 fatty acids A key type of poly-unsaturated fat found in seafood, walnuts, flaxseed and fortified foods (like eggs), it makes tissues flexible and decreases damaging inflammation.

Omega-6 fatty acids A polyunsaturated fat that increases inflammation needed to help the body heal. Because it’s found in oils like corn, sunflower and grapeseed, which are often added to processed foods, most people get too much.

Fat-free Be wary of this label. “Fat-free” dairy products tend to be full of sugar and starch to make them taste better.

Fat Basics Fatty foods have different chemical structures—and some do our bodies way more favors than others. The main types to know:

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We celebrate our 12th in a series.

By Kathleen McCleary

Don’t miss: A medicine ball used to play “Hoover-ball,” the game created by White House physician Adm. Joel T. Boone as a less-boring way for the president to exercise.

You’ll be surprised: Hoover raised more than $1 billion to feed Belgians during World War I, often using his personal fortune as collateral.

Relevant today: Like Donald Trump, Hoover had never held elected office before running for president.

Director’s pick: A collection of decorated flour sacks. To prevent Germans in occupied Belgium from using flour sacks to create sandbags for trenches, Belgians hid the sacks—then decorated and embroidered them. The sacks, from flour sent by Hoover’s Commission for Relief in Belgium, are a testament to his dedication to WWI relief efforts, says director Thomas Schwartz.

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Ellen DeGeneres is a lot like the cartoon fish she gives life to in Disney/Pixar’s Finding Dory, opening June 17. Much like Dory, whom we met in the hit 2003 movie Finding Nemo, DeGeneres, 58, is undaunted, kind, strong and loving, swimming on despite the obstacles in her way. But unlike Dory, whose amnesia causes her to remember almost nothing, DeGeneres remembers a whole lot.

The native of Metairie, La., hasn’t forgotten the slow road to fame in the 1990s and how her

first prime-time comedy series, Ellen, was abandoned by ad-vertisers and the TV network when it flopped, capsized in part by backlash and negative response to her “coming out” as TV’s highest-profile lesbian. Like Dory, she swam on. She went back to doing stand-up comedy, created her own after-noon-TV talk show and hosted the Emmys, Grammys and the Academy Awards—twice.

In 2008, DeGeneres mar-ried Australian actress/model Portia de Rossi, 43. Both veg-ans, they share a passion for animal rights, environmental causes and renovating houses. Parade’s Dotson Rader met with DeGeneres in her office on the back lot of the TV studio complex in Bur-bank, Calif., where The Ellen DeGeneres Show has been produced for 13 years.

What was your childhood like? Was it fun? I grew up in

a very conservative home. My father was a first reader in the Christian Science Church, which is similar to being a preacher. There was no drinking, smoking or cursing. I didn’t see deep emotion from my parents. It was all very polite and very surface. I never knew how anybody was feeling. Because of that religion everything was fine all the time.

Isn’t it dishonest to pretend you’re happy when you’re really angry? Exactly. I never saw anyone angry—so when I was 13 and my parents divorced it was a huge surprise to me because I was told everything was fine. It was very confusing. That’s not a healthy way to grow up. It was very hard to express yourself. A kid should be told that you can have feelings. I have a lot of feelings. You can feel sad and angry and hurt. But the only feeling that was approved of is happiness—that was it. How can you have happiness when you’re not honest?

How did that emotional repression affect you? As a young girl, I noticed things a lot more. I started seeing that things weren’t completely as everyone said they were. I noticed everything because I had to after my parents divorced. At 13, I sort of became the parent, taking care of my mother.

Did that experience influence your comedy? I think my comedy came from observing little details in life. What is most important are the details, not the broad strokes but noticing what’s in between. One of my first jokes was the fact that when somebody tastes something disgusting, they always want you to taste it too, like, “This is disgusting—taste it!” And people do.

Why could you see what others never saw? Because I was very tender. I was very sensitive, and I still am. I never want to hurt anybody. I want to make people laugh. I didn’t think it was ever funny to make fun of people. There’s so much to laugh at without it being at someone else’s expense.

You end each TV show by telling your view-ers to be kind to each other. Why is kindness so important to you? Because I’ve been treated in a way that has not been kind, respectful or considerate. I learned compassion from having experienced some bad stuff.

After your parents divorced, you stayed alone with your mom in New Orleans? Yes. My mother was going through a hard time.

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She dated lots of reallyhorrible men and had bad experiences. She went from being my mother to being somebody I was watching date men. At 13, it’s a weird thing. �en she remarried and had breast cancer right away, a really tough thing for her. I had to make her laugh. [My comedy] started from me trying to make her happy. It felt really good to have power to make people happy. �at’s my talent. Not that

I thought I’d make money from it.

You have an olderbrother, Vance. Whathappened to him? Heleft, angry. He was 17. He didn’t want to live with either parent. He was in a band. Now we’re very, very close. He’s great. He is very talented and works with my production company.

You went to the Uni-versity of New Orleansfor less than a semester

and dropped out. Why?School just was not inter-esting to me.

Were you surprisedwhen ABC abruptlycanceled your hit sitcomafter your charactercame out? It was a suckerpunch. I didn’t expect it. I knew that there was a big chance that this was the end of my career. But I’m grateful for it. I got to start over again and create this talk show. �ere are people who don’t know

about the sitcoms, or my stand-up comedy. �ey think I’m just a talk show host. �at’s fine with me.

On your talk show,everything is positive,despite what may behappening that’s badin the real world, sayin politics. I don’t dopolitical humor. I never have. Trump is being attacked by everybody because it’s an easy thing to do. Stephen Colbert goes after him every night and so does Jimmy

Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel. A lot of people do. I don’t. I don’t want to make fun of anybody. It’s not who I am.

Your show seems unre-lentingly happy. It is ahappy show, on purpose. I represent happiness to a lot of people. I want to keep myself as open and as nonjudgmental as possible. Before the show was picked up, I think a lot of station managers thought I would have an

agenda to try to some-how turn the world gay. People did worry. Our only agenda is to make people feel good. It’s an hour of joy.

Your audience squealswith excited delighta lot. �ere are peoplefrom all over the world who wait three years for tickets. I was in Dubai and this woman said she’d been trying to get tickets for five years. �at’s why I created the room [for] leftover people who can’t

Stars Rally for Alzheimer’sSomething as simple as turning on the TV can help in the fight against Alzheimer’s. So says caregiver Bob DeMarco, who wrote that The Ellen DeGeneres Show was one of the few things that made his mother, who was suffering from the disease, “smile and sometimes laugh.” Many entertainers, like DeGeneres, champion the cause to raise funds for research and awareness. In 2014, on her show, she pre-sented a check for $10,000 on behalf of Shut-terfly to Seth Rogen, who founded Hilarity for Charity with his wife, Lauren Miller, when her mother was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer’s.

New Kids on the Block singer Joey McIntyre and actress Brooke Shields lost their mothers to Alzheimer’s, and they both work on behalf of the cause: McIntyre ran the Boston Marathon as a fundraiser, while Shields is a supporter of the annual Rita Hayworth Gala, which has

raised funding and awareness of the Alzheim-er’s Association in honor of the iconic actress since 1984.

Another benefit on behalf of the disease, which has been supported by the casts of The Big Bang Theory and Frasier, as well as Jason Alexander and Keith Carradine, is “A Night at Sardi’s,” a celebrity musical revue and awards dinner that has raised more than $28 million over its 24-year run.

Frasier’s David Hyde Pierce, whose grandfather and father were diagnosed with the disease, has been testifying before Con-gress on behalf of Alzheimer’s awareness since 1998. —Paulette Cohn

DeGeneres hosted the Emmys in 2001 (far left), the Grammys in 1996 and ’97 and had pizza delivered to the Oscars in 2014.

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get in. Tom Hanks named it the Riff Raff Room.

You live a very public life with a lot of pressures, among them rumors of marital problems with your wife, Portia. I don’t pay attention [to rumors]. But

we’ve been followed re-cently by the paparazzi, and we found out it’s because there’s a story out there that

we’re getting divorced. We don’t know why. We’re together all the time. We genuinely love each other. Her happiness is my happiness, and vice versa. True love is caring more about the other person’s happiness than your own.

Under the SeaEveryone loved Ellen DeGeneres’ Dory, the

ditzy blue tang with short-term memory loss in Finding Nemo (2003). In Finding Dory, opening June 17, she reunites with some old aqua-friends and makes some new ones.

• Albert Brooks returns as Marlin, the clownfish, and newcomer Hayden Rolence takes on the role of his son, Nemo. • Andrew Stanton comes back as Crush, a sea turtle, and his son, Squirt, is played by Bennett Dammann.• Willem Dafoe returns as Gill, a Moorish idol fish who was one of Nemo’s fellow tank inhabitants. • Diane Keaton is Jenny, Dory’s mother, and Eugene Levy is Charlie, her father.• Ty Burrell is Bailey, a beluga whale. • Ed O’Neill is Hank, an octopus. • Idris Elba is Fluke, a sea lion.

Before Ellen Was EllenHer first name is a household word. But before she be-came the host of her own wildly successful daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres worked her way up through the prime-time TV ranks in numerous roles, frequently with someone else’s name.

1989 Duet DeGeneres appeared in one epi-sode of this Fox sitcom as sassy, man-hungry secretary Margo Van Meter, a role she reprised with more regularity in its spinoff, Open House (1989–1990).

1992 Laurie Hill In 10 episodes of this single-season ABC sitcom, DeGeneres played flaky nurse Nancy MacIntyre, a co-worker to the show’s main character, a female pediatrician (DeLane Matthews).

1994–1998 Ellen In her first starring role in her breakout ABC sitcom (originally titled These Friends of Mine), she played Ellen Morgan, a neurotic book-store owner. The groundbreaking 1997 episode in which her character “came out” as gay aligned with the “real” Ellen’s newfound public openness about her own sexuality. 1995 Roseanne As the

motor-mouthed couples therapist Dr. Whit-man, she stole her one scene in an episode titled “The Blaming of the Shrew.” 1996 The Dana Carvey Show Making an appearance on this ABC sketch comedy show hosted by the former Saturday Night Live star, DeGeneres livened up a skit as Ellen Morgan from her own network sitcom. 1996 and 1998 The Larry Sanders Show She played a version of herself in two episodes of Gary Shandling’s critically acclaimed satire of late-night

TV talk shows. 1998 Mad About You She was Nancy Bloom, a production-company caterer who gets hired to work as a temporary nanny for the daughter of Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jamie (Helen Hunt).

2001 Will & Grace In an episode titled “My Uncle the Car,” Will (Eric McCormack) sells a jalopy that once belonged to the dearly departed uncle of Grace (Debra Messing) to a business-savvy nun (DeGeneres)—then Grace chang-es her mind and wants it back. 2001–2002 The Ellen Show She starred, alongside Jim Gaffigan, Cloris Leachman and Martin Mull, as an internet exec who relocates to a quirky small town, but the show had to pack up and move on after only 13 episodes (plus five that were never broadcast). 2003–present The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ellen gets her own show, under her own name, with this syndicated hit daytime series that’s still going strong today (and for which she serves as executive producer). —Neil Pond

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get in. Tom Hanks named it the Riff Raff Room.

You live a very public life with a lot of pressures, among them rumors of marital problems with your wife, Portia. I don’t pay attention [to rumors]. But

we’ve been followed re-cently by the paparazzi, and we found out it’s because there’s a story out there that

we’re getting divorced. We don’t know why. We’re together all the time. We genuinely love each other. Her happiness is my happiness, and vice versa. True love is caring more about the other person’s happiness than your own.

Under the SeaEveryone loved Ellen DeGeneres’ Dory, the

ditzy blue tang with short-term memory loss in Finding Nemo (2003). In Finding Dory, opening June 17, she reunites with some old aqua-friends and makes some new ones.

• Albert Brooks returns as Marlin the clownfish, and newcomer Hayden Rolence takes on the role of his son, Nemo. • Andrew Stanton comes back as Crush, a sea turtle, and his son, Squirt, is played by Bennett Dammann.• Willem Dafoe returns as Gill, a Moorish idol fish who was one of Nemo’s fellow tank inhabitants. • Diane Keaton is Jenny, Dory’s mother, and Eugene Levy is Charlie, her father.• Ty Burrell is Bailey, a beluga whale. • Ed O’Neill is Hank, an octopus. • Idris Elba is Fluke, a sea lion.

Before Ellen Was EllenHer first name is a household word. But before she be-came the host of her own wildly successful daytime talk show, Ellen DeGeneres worked her way up through the prime-time TV ranks in numerous roles, frequently with someone else’s name.

1989 Duet DeGeneres appeared in one epi-sode of this Fox sitcom as sassy, man-hungry secretary Margo Van Meter, a role she reprised with more regularity in its spinoff, Open House (1989–1990).

1992 Laurie Hill In 10 episodes of this single-season ABC sitcom, DeGeneres played flaky nurse Nancy MacIntyre, a co-worker to the show’s main character, a female pediatrician (DeLane Matthews).

1994–1998 Ellen In her first starring role in her breakout ABC sitcom (originally titled These Friends of Mine), she played Ellen Morgan, a neurotic book-store owner. The groundbreaking 1997 episode in which her character “came out” as gay aligned with the “real” Ellen’s newfound public openness about her own sexuality. 1995 Roseanne As the

motor-mouthed couples therapist Dr. Whit-man, she stole her one scene in an episode titled “The Blaming of the Shrew.” 1996 The Dana Carvey Show Making an appearance on this ABC sketch comedy show hosted by the former Saturday Night Live star, DeGeneres livened up a skit as Ellen Morgan from her own network sitcom. 1996 and 1998 The Larry Sanders Show She played a version of herself in two episodes of Gary Shandling’s critically acclaimed satire of late-night

TV talk shows. 1998 Mad About You She was Nancy Bloom, a production-company caterer who gets hired to work as a temporary nanny for the daughter of Paul (Paul Reiser) and Jamie (Helen Hunt).

2001 Will & Grace In an episode titled “My Uncle the Car,” Will (Eric McCormack) sells a jalopy that once belonged to the dearly departed uncle of Grace (Debra Messing) to a business-savvy nun (DeGeneres)—then Grace chang-es her mind and wants it back. 2001–2002 The Ellen Show She starred, alongside Jim Gaffigan, Cloris Leachman and Martin Mull, as an internet exec who relocates to a quirky small town, but the show had to pack up and move on after only 13 episodes (plus five that were never broadcast). 2003–present The Ellen DeGeneres Show Ellen gets her own show, under her own name, with this syndicated hit daytime series that’s still going strong today (and for which she serves as executive producer). —Neil Pond

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Ask MarilynBy Marilyn vos Savant

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Considering the destruction wreaked by the magnitude 9.0 earthquake in Japan in 2011, is a 10.0 possible?

— M.B., Nicholasville, Ky.

In theory, yes, but it’s extremely unlikely. Earthquakes are caused by the sudden slippage of faults, and their magnitude is partly based on the length of those faults. No known faults are long enough to generate a megaquake of 10 or more. (The largest quake ever recorded was a magnitude 9.5.)

California, the Pacific North-west and Alaska have frequent quakes, but even the notorious San Andreas Fault is not long and deep enough to cause an earth-quake matching the one in Japan. The 1906 quake that devastated San Francisco had a magnitude of “only” 7.9. (Main factors affecting damage are the intensity of the shaking, which is variable, and the design of the structures involved.) According to the U.S. Geological Survey, computer models indicate the San Andreas Fault is capable of producing earthquakes up to about 8.3.

Probably the area with the most catastrophic potential in North America is the Cascadia Subduction Zone, which runs about 60 miles offshore along the Pacific coast from northern California to Vancouver Island, thereby close to major cities such as Portland, Seattle and Vancou-ver. This fault is believed to be capable of unleashing an earth-quake with a magnitude up to 9.3.

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¨ Louisiana Shrimp Shakshuka ´Heat 2 Tbsp extra-virgin olive oil in a small skillet (Shaya prefers cast iron) over medium-high heat. Add 4 okra pods, cut in half lengthwise; sauté 5 minutes or until tender and browned in spots. Remove from pan. Add ½ cup sliced cherry tomatoes to pan; cook 1 minute or until blistered. Add ³ cup thinly sliced onion, ³ cup thinly sliced red bell pepper and 1 minced garlic clove; cook 3–4 minutes or until tender. Stir in 1½ cups tomato sauce, ½ cup blanched and peeled fava beans (or edamame), okra and ½ tsp kosher salt; bring to a simmer. Crack 2 large eggs into pan. Add 4 large peeled and deveined shrimp to pan where eggs are not. Cover and reduce heat to medium; cook 3–4 minutes or until egg whites are set but yolks are still runny. Sprinkle with 2 Tbsp thinly sliced green onions and serve dolloped with hot sauce and drizzled with olive oil, along with warm pita bread. Serves 2.

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Make your base. Typically made with fresh or canned tomatoes—Shaya uses a combo of both—and sautéed bell pepper, onion and garlic.

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Crack in eggs—one for each diner. Sometimes Shaya also likes to add shrimp as a nod to New Orleans cuisine.

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