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Watching YouWhile robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say,“Jesus is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it isjust a parrot mimicking something it had heard. Theburglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?” The parrot says, “Moses.” The burglar goes on to ask,“What kind of person names their parrot Moses?” Theparrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his rottweiler, Jesus.”

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3) If you want to socialize with others in line, don't get too personal. Just remember that in minutes, those same people would just as soon trip you and step on your neck than allow you to have the very last set of Elsa and Anna bed sheets.

4) don't share your breakfast food with others in line. It will only give them more energy to use againstyou once in the store. If you must share, make it leftover turkey. The tryptophan it contains will cause sleepiness, making them slow to react.

5) Shop with a friend. That way one of you can run blocker just like in Smokey and the Bandit.

6) Never pick up a sale item and look at the box to decide whether you want it or not. Toss it in the cart! You'll have plenty of time to read, research and decide while standing in line at the checkout. Besides, you can always return it later. Seize the opportunity. Timing is crucial!

7) unless you absolutely need one, don't take a shopping cart. It will only slow you down.

9) There will be both parents and children out shopping. during your adventure, you’ll hear crying and whining. "I have to have that!" "give it back!" "I had it first!" And then there's the children...

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For the mess to clean after a partyBecause it means I have been surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snugBecause it means I have enough to eat.

For all the complaining I hear about the government

Because it means we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spotI find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking, and I have been blessed with transportation.

For my huge heating billBecause it means I am warm.

For the lady behind me in churchWho sings off key because it means I can hear.

For weariness & aching muscles at day’s endBecause it means I have been capable of working.

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