Dear  Kickballers,    Loads  of  stuff  going  on  in  this  issue  for  the  gmot  this  week.  Thank  goodness  I’ve  had  all  day  at  

work  to  find  great  articles  and  different  things  to  comment  on.    Plus  this  bottle  of  wine  is  helping  post  work.  Yes,  I  do  drink  other  things  besides  beer  and  jager  bombs  tough  to  picture  but  it’s  true.    Much  of  today  was  spent  on  favorite  websites  to  share  things  with  all  of  you.  Wasn’t  

it  annoying  to  have  to  make  plans  the  past  two  weeks?  Yep,  well  get  used  to  it  because  it’s  our  last  kickball  Friday  until  the  fall  or  summer.  Please  check  out  some  info  for  tonight’s  theme  night  as  well  as  the  all-­‐star  trading  cards  that  were  submitted  for  those  who  are  stand  outs  on  the  fields  but  mainly  at  the  bars.  Thanks  to  the  two  captains  who  sent  that  stuff  in.    Farewell  to  all  you  loyal  readers.  And  don’t  forget  that  it’s  the  last  Friday  of  the  season,  black  out  or  go  home  trying.    Cheers  from  your  lovely  GMOT,  Lucy  

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Issue: 7 2011 spring

season

Nothing in the GMOT newsletter is to be taken seriously, except for the scores – and then Loka$h might have gotten them wrong.

Gmot disclaimer:

In This Issue

Get  Social  -­‐    1  Drink  Specials  –  2  

Schedule  –  3  Standings  -­‐  4  

Texts  From  LFN    -­‐  5  MVP  Cards  –  6  Theme  Night  –  7  Tribute  –  8,9  

Player  Spot  Light  –  10,  11  This  Week  –  12  Pictures  -­‐  13  

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DRINK MORE, EAT PIZZA, DRINK MORE AGAIN AND

DANCE SOME WHERE....YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO HERE

SANDBAR    

½  OFF  PINT  DRAFTS  

$4.50  CORONAS  

GROVE  CENTRAL    

$5  PITCHERS  $4.50  CORONAS  $2  PIZZA  SLICES  

6:45  GAME  

7:45  GAME  

8:45  GAME  

REFS

1 Prestige Wolrdwide vs Wasted Potential SMK

2 Arrancale vs Win or Lose We Booze Pitches

3 Drunken Leprechauns vs Hold My Drank HK

4  

REFS

1 Suck My Kick vs Wakata Donka

2 Hold My Beer vs Pitches Be Crazy HM

3 That's What She Said vs Huge Knockers HMD

4 Get Some vs Blue Ballers Buck  

REFS

1 Donka Do Balls vs Hawt Mess SMK 2 Eso Pasa vs Pitches Be Trippin' HMB 3 Belligerent vs Cherry Poppers Buck 4 Multiple Scorgasms vs Pachanga Buck

 

STANDINGS  Pea Conference

W L T PF RSA PTS Win % That's Whats She Said 6 0 0 0 10 6 100.00% Huge Knockers 4 2 0 0 12 4 66.67% Eso Pasa 4 2 0 0 21 4 66.67% Pitches Be Trippin' 3 2 1 0 24 3.5 58.33% Win Or Lose We Booze 4 2 0 0 17 3 66.67% Arrancale 1 4 1 0 33 1.5 25.00% Pitches Be Crazy 1 5 0 0 29 1 16.67% Hold My Beer & Watch This 0 6 0 0 51 0 0.00% Cock Conference

W L T PF RSA PTS Win % Drunken Leprechauns 6 0 0 0 12 6 100.00% Wakata 5 1 0 0 19 5 83.33% Prestige Worldwide 4 2 0 0 22 4 66.67% Hawt Mess 3 3 0 0 20 3 50.00% Wasted Potential 3 3 0 0 21 3 50.00% Hold My Drank 2 4 0 0 31 2 33.33% Suck My Kick 1 5 0 0 35 1 16.67% Donka Do Balls 0 6 0 0 43 0 0.00%  

The Serious Kickball Players W L T RSA PTS Win % Streak

Get Some 5 0 0 3 5 100.00% W5

Cherry Poppers 4 1 0 13 4 80.00% W4

Pachanga 3 2 0 8 3 60.00% W1

Belligerent 3 2 0 24 3 60.00% L1

Blue Ballers 2 3 0 13 2 40.00% L2

Multiple Scorgasms 1 4 0 41 1 20.00% W1

Buck Mad Fitches 0 6 0 34 0 0.00% L6  

TEXTS  

FROM  LAST  FRIDAY  NIGHT  

(786):  He  keeps  trying  to  sext  me  and  all  I  can  do  is  respond  with  descriptions  of  what  I’m  eating.      

(305):  I  decided  that  we  are  going  that  the  best  way  to  pregame  during  the  kickball  game  is  just  to  fill  camelbacks  filled  with  hunchpunch  that  way  we  know  exactly  how  much  toxin  drank  we’re  going  to  drink  in  one  night.      

(954):  I’m  screwing  an  ugly  dude.  Don’t  come  home  (850):  well  now  I  have  to  leave  my  hot  guy,  great.  Thanks.      

Best Worst Random

SUBMIT

(305):  oh  and  you  pulled  your  pants  down  outside  in  front  of  like  five  people,  held  my  hand  and  then  peed.  Classy.    

(305):  no,  “because  my  penis  told  me  to”  is  not  an  acceptable  answer  to  that  question  

(786):  Check  facebook.  Random  dude  tagged  us  in  photos  from  last  night  dancing  at  Denny’s  while  eating  a  sample  platter.  1.  How  does  he  have  our  names,    and  2.  You  said  we  ate  at  Taco  Bell.    

(786):  Woke  up  to  the  sound  of  my  own  moans  coming  from  the  tv….evidently  it  was  videotaped.    

(786):  just  found  my  shirt  from  last  Friday  and  got  an  instant  contact  buzz    

Javier Eduardo Dueñas, HT 4’9 Team/Season: WAKATA/Spring '11

• Pregame ritual: Taking a cat nap.  • While at kickball they are most

likely to: Gets on one knee and points to the sky in honor of his dead pup, Toby. Does this after every at bat.  

• Favorite Drink: Cranberry & Vodka by the gallon  

Derek “D for Real” Estrada, HT: 6 feet of perfection, 4 ½ inches of pleasure

Team/Season: Get Some (1st

Season)

• Pregame ritual: 2 words, Bieber Fever  

• While at kickball they are most likely to: Tell you how awesome he is, Tell you how fast he is, or tell you how many “Hoez be on his dizzle”  

• Favorite Drink: tossup between Virgin Blood and Communion wine  

#38  

#42  

THEME NIGHT: TRIBUTE TO THE TROOPS

Instead of the normal theme week we are going to spread awareness to show support for the men and women who serve our country in the armed forces. In their honor yellow ribbons, camouflage or support shirts should be worn instead of your normal kickball gear.

THEME INFO

Let’s thank all those who put their l ives on the l ine every day while serving in the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force and Coast Guard.

Take five minutes to write a letter. According to 1Lt. Justin J. Alexander “Mail call is everybody’s

favorite t ime of day”. So if you could please bring a letter for this Marine from Florida who is expected to be in Afghanistan unti l Oct 15. On Friday there wil l be a large envelope by the schedule board for you to put your letters in.  

THANKS  

WRITE A LETTER

A few websites that you might want to check out are: http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/ WWP was founded in Roanoke, Virginia by a group of veterans and friends who took action to help the injured service men and women of this generation. http://www.operationhomefront.net/ Operation Homefront (OH) provides emergency financial and other assistance to the famil ies of our service members and wounded warriors.

WANT TO DO GET INVOLVED?

THE  AVERAGE  MILITARY  MAN  Author  Unknown  

The  average  age  of  the  military  man  is  19  years.    He  is  a  short  haired,  tight-­‐muscled  kid  who,  under  normal  circumstances  is  considered  by  society  as  half  man,  half  boy.  Not  yet  dry  behind  the  ears,  not  old  enough  to  buy  a  beer,  but  old  enough  to  die  for  his  country.    He  never  really  cared  much  for  work  and  he  would  rather  wax  his  own  car  than  wash  his  father's;  but  he  has  never  collected  unemployment  either.    He's  a  recent  High  School  graduate;  he  was  probably  an  average  student,  pursued  some  form  of  sport  activities,  drives  a  ten  year  old  jalopy,  and  has  a  steady  girlfriend  that  either  broke  up  with  him  when  he  left,  or  swears  to  be  waiting  when  he  returns  from  half  a  world  away.    He  listens  to  rock  and  roll  or  hip-­‐hop  or  rap  or  jazz  or  swing  and  155mm  Howitzers.    He  is  10  or  15  pounds  lighter  now  than  when  he  was  at  home  because  he  is  working  or  fighting  from  before  dawn  to  well  after  dusk.    He  has  trouble  spelling,  thus  letter  writing  is  a  pain  for  him,  but  he  can  field  strip  a  rifle  in  30  seconds  and  reassemble  it  in  less  time  in  the  dark.    He  can  recite  to  you  the  nomenclature  of  a  machine  gun  or  grenade  launcher  and  use  either  one  effectively  if  he  must.    He  digs  foxholes  and  latrines  and  can  apply  first  aid  like  a  professional.    He  can  march  until  he  is  told  to  stop  or  stop  until  he  is  told  to  march.    He  obeys  orders  instantly  and  without  hesitation,  but  he  is  not  without  spirit  or  individual  dignity.    He  is  self-­‐sufficient.  He  has  two  sets  of  fatigues:  he  washes  one  and  wears  the  other.  He  keeps  his  canteens  full  and  his  feet  dry.    He  sometimes  forgets  to  brush  his  teeth,  but  never  to  clean  his  rifle.    

He  can  cook  his  own  meals,  mend  his  own  clothes,  and  fix  his  own  hurts.    If  you're  thirsty,  he'll  share  his  water  with  you;  if  you  are  hungry,  his  food.    He'll  even  split  his  ammunition  with  you  in  the  midst  of  battle  when  you  run  low.    He  has  learned  to  use  his  hands  like  weapons  and  weapons  like  they  were  his  hands.  He  can  save  your  life  -­‐  or  take  it,  because  that  is  his  job.    He  will  often  do  twice  the  work  of  a  civilian,  draw  half  the  pay  and  still  find  ironic  humor  in  it  all.  He  has  seen  more  suffering  and  death  then  he  should  have  in  his  short  lifetime.    He  has  stood  atop  mountains  of  dead  bodies,  and  helped  to  create  them.    He  has  wept  in  public  and  in  private,  for  friends  who  have  fallen  in  combat  and  is  unashamed.    He  feels  every  note  of  the  National  Anthem  vibrate  through  his  body  while  at  rigid  attention,  while  tempering  the  burning  desire  to  'square-­‐away'  those  around  him  who  haven't  bothered  to  stand,  remove  their  hat,  or  even  stop  talking.  In  an  odd  twist,  day  in  and  day  out,  far  from  home,  he  defends  their  right  to  be  disrespectful.    Just  as  did  his  Father,  Grandfather,  and  Great-­‐grandfather,  he  is  paying  the  price  for  our  freedom.    Beardless  or  not,  he  is  not  a  boy.    He  is  the  American  Fighting  Man  that  has  kept  this  country  free  for  over  200  years.    He  has  asked  nothing  in  return,  except  our  friendship  and  understanding.    Remember  him,  always,  for  he  has  earned  our  respect  and  admiration  with  his  blood.  

PLAYER  SPOT  LIGHT  

JESS DIAZDON Q: What team do you play on? A: That's what she said

Q: How many seasons have you played? A: This is my 2nd season

Q: Do you have a nickname? A: Everyone calls me Jess or Diazdon

Q: What’s your favorite part about kickball A: The socializing.. you meet a lot of ppl & you get to hang out every Friday

Q: Do you have any pregame rituals? A: My friend Lizzy & I usually do an 80's chug

Q: What’s your favorite drink at kickball? A: “Blue Death of Awesomeness”.. It’s the hunch punch the Blue Ballers team makes. It gets you feelin niceee, pretty quick! lol

Q: If you were a kickball, what would your favorite part of being a kickball be? A: Being handled and caught (by my bf of course) lol

Q: How many random hook-ups have you had at kickball? A: I met my bf thru kickball & clicked over an intense game of flip cup (which I won of course) lol =P

Q: Mustaches, love them or hate them? A: Not a fan, sorry! But a lot of my friends rocked the stach for a good cause not too long ago to support Movember. Check it out http://us.movember.com/

Q: If you could be a vegetable which one would you be and why? A: ummm Lucy we need to work on these questions.. not sure how this one fits in with kickball

Get  to  know  people  you  play  kickball  with.  Each  week  we’ll  profile  a  kickballer,  if  you  want  the  lime  light  then  just  email  thegmot@gmail.com  and  you’ll  find  your  self  here  

PLAYER  SPOT  LIGHT  

ALEJANDRA BRICENO Q: What team do you play on? A: Hawt Mess

Q: How many seasons have you played? A: I think 5 seasons

Q: Do you have a nickname? A: Hurricane

Q: What’s your favorite part about kickball A: getting to hang out with people that I love and just having a great time winning!!! Lol

Q: Do you have any pregame rituals? A: : Yes….drink as much as you can to get loosened up!

Q: What’s your favorite drink at kickball? A: Jordan’s amazing Punch

Q: If you were a kickball, what would your favorite part of being a kickball be? A: Being handled and tossed by so many different people in one night…GRRRRRRR

Q: How many random hook-ups have you had at kickball? A: Ha…. this is very interesting….the one major one that stands out has to be by the Sandbar ATM…that’s all I’m saying!

Q: Mustaches, love them or hate them? A: Love them…the longer. the sexier!!!

Q: If you could be a vegetable which one would you be and why? A: I would be corn….because its always cool when you see it in your poop!

Get  to  know  people  you  play  kickball  with.  Each  week  we’ll  profile  a  kickballer,  if  you  want  the  lime  light  then  just  email  thegmot@gmail.com  and  you’ll  find  your  self  here