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BEETLE BAILEY
THERE-~ THAT . .I WOWI'ERI'UM8 GUY \-jOWI'UMB~ffOM "Ai, HE REALLYCOMPANY I~~
EEK AND M~~I\
BLONDIE
THIS IS ONE 01=OSS QAYS WHEN
I CAN'T WAKE UP
HEY, MAN, WILLYOU TRADE A DIMEFOR THIS SHINYNEW PENNY?
by MortWelMM
WHAT A NICE c;UV! HEGAVE ME A BRILLIANTUNCIRCULATED Iqq5
DOUBlE-I'IE PENNYWORTHliO FORJUST A PIM.!
by Young and Lebrun
1 KNOW ••. ANDTHIS IS ONE 01=
THOseOAYS
ROSE IS ROSE
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THE BORN LOSER~
DlO '<00 e:\lEKt-lOT\C£ ...
BLONDIE
by Art Saneom
ODD~ ~e.IT WO~T!
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~. by Brant Parker and Johnny twt
BEETLE BAILEY
1: WANTA 5J.40WOF ~AND5 ON LT. FUZZ'SPROPOSAL ... ALL IN FAVOR"!
WIZARD OF 10
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. by Mort Walkerg
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THAT'S ItOW OFT~N SOMSTI+ING~oop H-APPENS TO MI:
f+OW 1"17YOU A~~IVE'
AT ntAT~1
THE BORN LOSERpo ~
Tl-\t:. txX.T~SI'-.,(5 I ~,,€.TO WT
&-.LK 00 Gff€.I~E!&~ , \CUP Of COffEE. [
~It-U( ~ '\0 &.I-\N.F t:lEW,!-W.F
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•...~ IT TWOc.u~,
WILL YOU?
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EEKANDMEEK
MY D£NT15r IS RUkJ~(JJ::;.FOR C0Q:::5Re.SS ...
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BLONUII:
BEETLE BAILEY
WIZARD OF 10
H£ HELD A FU\)DRAISl'us DI~R FOR.ALL TH£ PEoRE HeMAD£ Df1JTURES FOR..•
GOOD. I HopeTHEY FOL1.OWEP
MY PLANSE-XACTLY
by Howle SChneider
ArAT~DIXX.l.ARS PI RATE
DY foung ana LebtiJrr
SI4E CAN 1l2ANSCRI8ETeN I..IES A MINUTE
by MortW ••
BLONDiE~
AlII AND JANIS by Jimm;;;;;yT.Jo~hhS~o"'n---
TUAT lOOKS 'U'fERES1UJG!'I1)(J &HOlJt.O CALL.'
-----WIZARD OFID
PEANUTS - -
HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORESCHOOL STARTS AGAIN?
WlZARDOFTO
I WA4:E-P OUT OF Tt+e1Q:STAVRAtfT ANt> LEFT '2. ~
Tlcte:ET'S ONilt!::' TA"Le
•
tj. '"'~ . ~
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By Young and Drak~I THOlJlSI.IT SO, I.OOI<! I-E I-fAO
~ IN I-IIS &OWt..!!
By Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
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110W MANit' MINUTES ; ~
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By Howli Schne'a. caJ a:uD L.IVE
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YOU WER.E. WRONG,WALLY: THERE II~ARM 'IN ASKING.
••.!WHAT HAPPENSNOW? DO ,(OUOOU5LE M,( SALAR.'f,OR DO I TAKE.THE. REST OF THE.'(EAR OFF?
I'VE FINI.SHE.D ALlOF f'#\'( Oe'J"'ECTtVESFO~ THE REST OFTHE '<EAR.
lION SEQUITUR by J. D. Crowe
...AND MEEK
.~D1l)310 1H15.5tJUY If"~ ~ 1t4O ~a: r¥DWI~1·•• £lGHT~a~ ...~A5Pt~W··.Si~HQPl~~a ~IT:~~~ ....
~ER GOOSEa IRMM by Mike Peters .I'
8RIMM9 •••I cur ~ APlEC6OF CAKE. BUT PIlDMISB~'''L. ~u~ UI4IS OHS
. PI,eS, I'I~
I PROMISE. !fJ
JJ
RIIiEit BOfFO by JoeMartm
PEANUTS
~ERE '(OU ARE ..seveN COOKIES ..
ONE FOr< EACHDAV OF THEWEEK ..
-aby Rick Moyer
SHOE
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1/30
By ChIIrIee M. alChultz
THE DAVSSURE60 8'(IN A HVRRV,DON'T THEl(?
UE.~••1tnR1V-~X:It; rr 112ue: S1NCEYoUR NAME: CUANGt~u Do TUE: Wo~or 3 DoZE:N ME:N?
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R08EISROS~
,.. "I~TV l.oot'oN '1M94MAIeMf,~'*'U ~ A CQ:)l(t£,
•••. Ql~M~/
ROSE IS AOSE
WIZARD OF 10
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By Pat Brady
~~(lt. ~O'JIEiIlEAWI' a> ~tl&iOOEn4E~! OUt"tMt6tSt' 1MOS.'
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~ I'u.. EtWV .•MtNIE 1W\CE. AS
MUC\4, W"''f?
by Brant Parker and Johnny tWt
FIFTY CEtJ"3 Ifir ''TWAtJG''
_._.- I'ISCLOSE TO HOME JOHN MCPHERSON
o
CLOSE TO HOME JOHN MCPHERSON
-- - ---- -----CLOSE TO HOME ': JOHN MCPHERSON I•••••• ' 05ErOHOMEeCOMPU5ERV .CONI
OK, LoET'S SEE.~.PI?IN(SDALc COLLEGE ..•
RATIO CF6/~LS TO GUYS:
iilI?EE-TO-ONE. ~FIJNGEDDABOUf)1 r!
WHOA! HERE WE GO! _PRVNKHEIMEI? (JNIVEIf5ITY, .;;;RAnO OF6/lfLS T06UYS: ' ~.
ELEVEN-n:>-ONE!SIGN JII1E liP' I..
"Ves, a Dirne-a-Minute plan is a good deal, but not '01' an alloWWlOeo"
How most high school studentschoose l!! college .
.r=-' Ii• 1
IIbeut havitlC500 chuM""",. onlr bMI thiIW __ TV dlPectOl'l'"is trl'. to Htt ••••
"It certainly i. odd. FOUl'out 0' five doctOl'S usually agree."
&LAH et.AI4
eL~H 8L4H&L~'"\
i WELL, TO I"\A~E A LONG! STORY SI-\ORT I LET'S SKIP1 DOWN TO "COI"\PLETE;e FtDUCIARYi MISCONDUCT. II.....!c:0I•
g TH"" CAJOULDBE Ftf"T'(
~ HOURS A DA'{. SO t•;; RECAlCUL~TEO FORe~ "ADEQUATE" P.E.SULT5.8 :fl.",,. WOULO ~E FOP.1'Y
!~. jP..S PERDA'{.i ., ~'" L.,., ~
I [~TIfl\A"ED THE. HOURSIT WOULDTAKE TO 00AN EX,CELLENT J'OB ONALL THE PROJ'ECTS YOU'VE.
A~~tGNE.O.
INIIDf bYSCott Adams -
i DON'T TALK "TOI ~NVONE IN I"\ARKETING,THE.V AREN'T SO GOOOAT MATH.
QUESTION: If WEDOUtLE OUR~F1t.IENCY, WON'T"'tOU - DOWNSIZE HALFOF US?
\1!1
CAT~EP..T: EVIL H.R. or
'n4E COl"\P~"'V'S GO~IS TO DOUeLE THE
EFFICIENCY OF ALLE1"\PLOYEE5.
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by Art Sansom
n-\INKOF iTTf.\I~ W~Y:YOU'IZ£ ONLY
8 CCLSIUS ~
NOO ~J A.OOCTOR wm A.
Fl..ASHLtGHT SHO<')5
U5 WHERE BUDGETPP..O:rEmONS COt'\E.FROM.
... CAN &: DONE BY ONE
PERSON FOR HALF" ll\ECOST.
,I .JJST R£N..,\ ZE.D
LcL ~~ BE. ~
Lib YEAR5 OLD I I11
If
~ ~ ANY 30B 1li~TCAN ~E DONE flY
IWO PEOPLE. _.
DOG~EP.T TEACHD
"U.sINESSr'\ATt\
THE BORN LOSER• """l
WfW f>.¥..f. Y00
SO DOW~ l~
~E.DUM.PS?
TANK ••••.•••• by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds
::LOSE TO HOME JOH~ ~t<:PHERSO~
/tI-E- O-C-/-Al-E. /tIEOC/NE.WELL. I'VE NEVER HEARDOF /T, BOT I"LL P,fESC,fII3EA 1WO-WEEK [)OSA6E OF /l"
AND SEE IF IT a:JES11/11ANY 6000.
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CLOSE TO HOME by John McPhersonI ',<'IF. j 1"- •• ~,.,.. ~... • •• .; ,' •••••. ' .'"
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••" allJOM tries to look at _•••••••••answers ••• tins Ills••••.•••••• IIIM'e
tine ••••••...nIIIERI"
Wayne's faith in his new HMO waseroding quickly.
CLUSE TO HUMh :LOSE TO HUM..b JOHN MCPHERSON
,::cl()S~.",_ecom~yp.C0f'7 ~ 'tI""
W'IiW.uexprCSS.COIn
E: CI05€'"tol7omef!J compuserve. CDm www.uexpress.com ~~
Life with a comoul"ive mil•• ae calculltt,.·
"Here's an interesting piece of trivia.Since the baby was born, I've had 957 hours
of sleep. You've had 1,429."
Plu•••• cout their ne. •••••.• pttIag into•••• ••••••••
ARGUS AIRLINESTIt:KETIN6
ClOSE TO -- by John Met'Jlenon PlUGGERS by Gary Brookins
~ .'•.••••••.•• ..--........'2·.firm sony, ., but fntquetd flier •••• c-. be
•••••..,. _II IU •• w•• ' '1$3lilt••••••••••••••••
PlUGGERS by Gary Brookins
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PLUGGERS by Jeff MacNelly
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The plugger measurinl ••••••
PLU8IERS by Jeff MacNelly
PI...,. ••.•••••• lowmllelp ..•tIMe after time.
ADAM by Brian Bassett
A~E6.s~!!
_lEi BC)ffOby Joe Maltur-._-
"&L. ntlS-.uLP HELP WHAT'S••• SLEEP ntAT?'-.u. '1ClHlGHT.
\
HAGAR THE HORRIBLE .
ANI7I7 400K6
~ Y/t:t;klHJ.,-p;t!fo:iNRfJ
~LIID.D by Jim Davis
WW'N.uexp ••••. CGIft
By Chris Browne
-- --
SlIDE by Jeff MacNelly
iI
inI""t
.,y "1m UIIltIIt
1'HA1' 15 A1..01' OF
SNOWSHOES
DID YOU K.NOW THf>.T OUR
CEO ""f>.K.E~FrFT'r' TIMESYOUR SALf>.R'r' EVEN
THOUGH OUP. STOtl<. ISDOWN?
••-=
OU~ -PLA.N I~ TO RAI5E
'fOUR BLOOD PRES5URE
TO DANGEROUS LEVELS.
\
c..Te,ERT: EVIL !-t.R. DIRECTOR ~oWtt.llYj THE COMPANY ~ceOUG~TA. LIFE.:
:IE
INSUR"'NCE POLICY Cl
ON 'tOU. ~oo•••
GARfI~LDAHV MaN lACK 1'0
~MEW, 1'Io4ElPEPE WHOCJ-/RtS1'MA9 II
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DILBERT by Scott Adams
By Chris Browne
SO, TECHNlCAL.L'f. I'JI'\WORKING FO~ NO\HING,!!lUT 1'1'/\ I\~~I\D IN \PRINCIPLE.. "'
)
I ;; ~'( AHEAD ~\ . NOW THAT .
.1 &TUPIOIT'f t$11i. A PP.INCIN:: I
'.'
AND COSMOPROMISED TOREDOU8LE JotIS
efFORTS.
WELL, TECHNICALLY,1. CALLEDIN SICK,WHICH COI"\E~ OUT OffI\'( TIME B~NK FORTOTAL DA'(S Off.
~
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yo
337 PmPLEc,oTDlV~DI~ nus COU~TY1t--l1996 !
III CONVINCED ~GOS!:» TO LET ME
TELECO~I"\UTE..
~THE BORN LOSERrU~IE:~TOTI-\\~,~l):) ...
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
MY, MY, P£TER.••••••••• IN It.• ••••••'lPNl.
\
••• by Brian Bassett
SHOt:
lWAT'S 15 Ml'M 1HATS WIN~ "IHE SftID IT'LL CiOST
LIMIT_~T.1 IF t eET
PER_ OUCH, A SP£BlM&'THAT'S$iS! llCICETP
~ \.
'THAT'S WHATIT'LL. COST '1b
ICEEP ME FIDMTELlI" Motlt •
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tsy Jen MacNeny
ROSE IS ROSE
U.5i
§~
II. is-!~"
. .10'EANUTS
W~AT ARE 'fOU DOIN6 I DID/SUT LUCi( WANTSHERE? I T~OU6~T '(OU TO see T~15 SPACEMOVIE,.WANTED TO SEE THE
COW60'1' MOVIE..
,11.'( e>REA.THtNC.
tNTO A.PAPER
eA.G ANO
REPEA.iINC,OUR ""1&5t0"1STA.TEMENT.
CAMP SWAMPY
8EAUT/FICATION f.PROJECT S
J. .~.. '"_ ,~ •By Mort Walk.
YOU MIGHT HAVE A LITTLEEXPLAINING TO DO
UH-OH. rTHINK. I'MTEMPORA.RtL,(
5~NE.
by Art Sansom~ , ,M~T VIE:W~ WILLG\f'..NNEL WI-lf\.T~S -rncr FB)R£5lJRF.JJST TO f\.VOID W~\Q\IN(,· § miNK.. mYOOE WOUlD SIT"
A .)()-5t:COND (()(v\Jt\£R(.IN..... !n\RDJGH N-.11-ro~l.ON6i c.0Mf'Af.R(.(N.-?
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BEETLE BAILI:Y
~U SPE:NT THE ENTI RE'1,000,000 iHE:PENTAGONfi,AVE: US FO~ CAMPBEAUTIFICATION
~
BLONDIE
DILBERT- .
~LICE, HERE'S THE"GENOA. FOR THE
NE'A.'T PROJ'EC.T
""EETING.
THE BORN LOSEff- .~ ~Tf.\E FOll.DWI~ ~ IS f\.
Pf\.lD INFOME:«:(.\ f\.L
--..
By Jen MacNellY
8'1' PAVING YOU
61MONTHLV INSTEAD
OF' MON'fI.ILV.
-
by Charles M. Schulz
SOME PHilOSOPHIES TAKE A~ THOUSAND '{EARS .. I THINK! OF THEM IN TWO MINUTES .•Ii~i ~I~."~
MISTER BOFFO by Joe MartIn
'.
.hItp:/twww.mrtloffo.com. I
by Art Sansom..••r. I (,()(~S TH~T/~.JUSTONE:.OF
~ 1l\O.se: ffiRAS€S m~T ::£U.\DS
f WRrn6 ~ MTIER WH~T
:J))M IW~YYOU S/l.-YIT! C»Nj~
r .OR SHOUlD Tf{~T e£ ooe: mDONE. ~TWO?'
"fl./1S ow 11!'JTM1Q.l1"ANV1U~ W/J:IIT wauPee IF 1J.li:: ~ 41(7~l2Aj...l\mlacme::$AAOiJ.lal "JAy INme. MA"f"l'ISJZ.
THE BORN LOSERr ,CAN [ f-\N\\DlE:. THE.PR£'£NT~T1()l
FQg.OO~:)N.£~ ~PS? WHYIT/~f>6 Ek:>Y ~'"::J ONE:. f>..ND
ONEl~n,IO! ~~ .• ~"i.
DYCharles M. Schulz
GARFIELD
IWORKEP ON A JI~5AWPUZZLE FOR EIGHT' HOOR5
NEATNESS DOESN'TBAT ,712 !
-....
EEKANDMEEK
~'S SOMlJCHGOIUO00 "T'He~E DAYS IT Ba?:GLeS
1l-le:.MlfJD ..
By Howle Schneloer
THERe'S Aa:BA8LY ~A1£WS ~. rcR A 48fJaJR "-laos CW\U~L
U1L-aERT ..---------
YOU "'RE GUI.LN OF
BE.ING A TECHNICALWRITER WITH AN
UNNATURfo.L ATTR.KTIO~
TO AN ENGINEER.
By 5co'lt Adami
5!T DOWN AND 1"'l'PE.J"I PR,OACTIVELY
LE VEfl. A (;E .1"\'( SYNERGI.E5,"
A HUNDRED T!I"\E5.
I ,\\~O"O..o:··1//
IT'S NOT " MAJ'OR
5tN, SOYOU ONLYGO TO HECK. I'MPHIL I THE PRINCE
OF IM5UI='FICIENT
LIGHT.
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THE BORN LOSER~ ~~. m~N'PL£/IT~ M.Ya'INIONrn"T YOU NEED TO I..JY::£ ~ FOOT!..-r- ,",. \
GARfIElD by Jim Davis
FOX TROT by Bill Amena
THAT'STWE.NTY
MICEPRA66'IN6
"iOUR
~UITCAIEPOWNTME.
STAIR!)
PETER, DDM'TFILL uP-I'M
MAIeI"MY SP£CIALEG6PLANTBURRI1bS!
......
RATHER, ISHOULD HAVE
SEVERAL80WLS ofCEREAL.
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f'AtrfCE:~
By Howle SchneiOer
lH£.~MWT.5. , .'eauJA HA\,t: -m
E3ALAk1(€ MI..( ~
~}~
PRoBABLY: NoT.I
HMM. DINNER'SIN 20 MINuTES.
\
LET'S SEE_s.iouLDI HAVE A BoWL
oF CEttAL?/
EEKANDMEEK
W~LL\ rr LOO~ L1~1 WIV T HAVt. 10 COPA~I-WJDLlk:G'-00MtXH LQ\)GU<.
3-/
MALlARD FILlMORE by Bruce '1'msley
NIZARDOFID
r~looI<~ L.ikE ffI~yVEftGO~6D OOT A WAyforz t"~.RyO\4f iN
ffi~ N~XT ceNTIJRyto ~ ASU: 1'Z:>
Goto~ ...
By Scott Adams
~ THE CONVERSATION WENT! DOW~,",IlL ~ROt'\ :THERE..u;;~ NO, T""A'T'S ·ZaRRO."e
~ 'fOU'RE NOT l.t KE•.. -~ ••. 'ZORROH::> "-I: I" '/.r--.!:~
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WHo PETER. CALM
INVITED DoWN. IT'STHE 3bST A FEW
o EN ';' DoZEN ofF"ESHM ..'MY FRIENDS •.
'MS I¥JnY IS IND£SPERATE NEEDoF SoMEUPPER· WI1HCLA~ BLooD! FRESHMEN.
\ ~,A ~~)
rLL~YEANOTIG BOWLOF 1).lAT ~I.
ROZ ••,
SOMETIMES 1 l1-IINK'(OU'RE LIKE THI\T
WHEN r TELL'fOUr I4A\JE ZERO TIME.
LEFT FOR. ADDITIONAL
WOR".
WHATlliE-?
I
SERIOOSl Y, 1l1E ortLY~oPLE WHo'VE SHoWNuP so FAR ARE 1ltE10.000 FRE'3HMEN MY
SISTER S£CRETLY INVITED.'
\ .
I'M CoMINt:J •••I'M COMINt:J •••
I
r\JE HEARD THAT' 50MEPRIMITIVE CULTURES
HA D NO MATHEMATICALCONCEPT OF '"Z.ERO."
FOX TROT by Bill Amend
FOX TROT by Bill Amend ,
SHOE--YOU KNOW. L0G4.'UR IT'S UVE
AN> LEARN.