Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia .

VANCOUVER, B. C., NOVEMBER 14, 1928

Crowds Attend Theatre Pail

As Students Scintillate in kitS

AODITO1IIS SCENE OF CLEVER VAUDEVILLE ACTS

There was not a net or standing room to be had in the auditorium, when ,at eight o'clock on Saturday night, Conductor C. Hayden Williams, rose beforean exuberant audience of students past and present, to, give the signal OW"Alma Mater." It was the prelude to an uproariously successful Ron16•Coitt •lug 'rheatte Night, with a program as varied as it was excellent .

'Mr. Williams first conducted the choir in those two old favaurtt's,

"Comrades•in-Arms" and "The Miller's Wooing," both of which they gam swith great success, The orchestra then played "The Woe Macgregor" and"March of the Hamlin Rides," in grand style and were well applauded fo r

their' efforts ,

Forwards Star in Figh tRuggers_Defeat Edmonton

Playing in the mud and drlssling rain, Varsity's first string 1iig':Ish Rugbyteasel turned back the Invading Edmonton squad by a 9 .5 score on Monda yafternoon at Brockton Point, The field was in a terribly sloppy condition ,blltidieappping the players on both sides and making fast plays nearly Import •sale, '1"ime after time the Varsity backs spotted real opportunities whe nthey could not hold the slippery pigskin ,

Kim Noble,Mkking his first appearance this year, was a tower of strengt hto the Vanity serum and could always been seen where the play was thickestIt's greet to have him back In the game

and his presence makes Varsity's Mc•. 1feahnie'Onp dhanees all the rosier.The 'glade 1'o wards were very ag-brosinlve alitiedribbted well, but ire .%neat breaches of the offside rule gav eVarelty many tree kfphe which Bud

urraiiy`i trusty beet 'Made count forlong ffalns.

The tint half was scoreless and alethough Vanity' had been pressing theplay it was the visiting forwards whoAsst scored when they dribbled across,the Varsity line after a tow minutedplay i

nthe second half . With defea t

staring theta in the face the U, B . C .Cams to life, scoring throe trie sIn quick successiop, the whistle pre -venting further scoring .

Following the iti!skoff the Varsit yWho started an attack but a fumble-ghite the visitors possession and the yploughed theist hh Until they were,topped by hard tackling. Vaarsity se.eured from the ensuing scrum but thethree-quarters again fumbled the slip •pery pigskin ° and Edmonton rushed ,*teeing Barnttt make a safety touch .

The twentydve yard hick was wel llaced and the Varsity peck followin gip fast nailed ti:o receiver, causing

as serum In Edmonton territory, Phi lB$rrtttt`neaatly scored when, after tak-lug the ball as the last man in a three .

ter Allis, he, kicked and followed-but the kick was too atrot gethg

'the dead line .Edmonton was making frequent off•

aides,"which gave the collegians th eupper band in the play, but they couldnet spore owing to the Inability of the

;'packs to handle the illusive ball .Varsity gained about 30 yards when

Murray found touch on a free kick ,but the visitors came right back, carry-ing the ball Well Into Varsity territory .On the scrum the Varsity secured an dran the ball back, Edmonton havingto touch down to save a score . Thehalf ended with the teams battling i nmid-field .

After a few minutes of play In thesecond half the Edmonton forward sdribbled the ball over for their onl ytry. It was converted, giving them a5-0 lead .

After this varsity settled down toplay rugby, and a free kick by Murra ywith a pretty combination run betwee nPhil and Bert Barratt brought the bal lwithin scoring distance of the Ed-monton line . A scrum and ful lthree-quarter run, with everybod yhandling well, resulted in Phil Bar-ratt going over In the corner for Var -

Extra PeriodHubert King opened the scoring for

the Grads . In the extra period, an dNorm MacDonald answered back . Rus sRobinson and Fred Newcombe cause dthe nets to stir with two nice ton gshots but Fred Newcombe fell an dhurt his arm. The final score wa sVarsity 28, Grads. 30 .

Approximately 180 scieneenten at -tended the Third Annual Scienc eBanquet held In the Aztec Room o fthe Cleorgir Hotel, Thursday. Pro-tenure and students alike threw a •aide the cloak of dignity, and mingle dwith t ► ne runother In a general atmos-phere of good fellowship and amity .Speeches that wore both entertainin gand Inspiring were made by severa lmemuere of the Faculty .

The outside speakers Included A. A. .Foreman, B . representative of thePortland Cement Association, Chl .

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cage; and Geo . A, Walkom, M .L .A ,Au excellent and diversified bill o f

entertainment included everything .from high class musical scorer to thebaffling and tricky manipulations o fa sleight of hand artist .

Armistice Address

Recalls Sacrifice

of Heroes

An Armistice service "should giveInspiration and courage and strengt hto hope more, work more, and pra ymore fur the establishment of lastingpeace among nations" according t olion. J, Hinchlitfo, minister of educa-tion, who was the principal speaker atthe Armistice service op Friday .

After Chancellor McKechnle, Hon .J, Hlnehlite, members of various or-ganlzutlons and members of the facul-ty wore In .place, the ceremony corn •menced with "The National Anthem . "

Tits was followed by a chart open-ing address by Acting Presiden tBrock, In his addrosx; he said thatthe purpose of the Meeting was tocelebrate the end of the nightmare ofwar acid the dawn of eternal peace ;Mid to thins* the Patriots who died i nthe ,Treat War. Of these many patri-ots"each has gained a glorious grave "In the living tomb of remembrance.Their honor is not cotlfined to on ecountry but the whole earth Is thei rsepulchre,

The observation of the two-minut esilence followed Dean frock's address.

Chancellor McKechnlo reminded theatudents that "The University of D .C.has a proud record as regards enlist-ment. " Conscription iwas unnectee-eary for the students . he Chancellorintroduced the main s alter, Hon . J.

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f~~{{ , minister c education forBritish Columbia, who as a chaplainoverseas, was in close. contact withthe soldiers .

The Minister of Educ ,ion's addres scentred around "Red totter Days ; "red letter days in the I e of a perso nand of a nation. S metimos theevents which occur on t eso days alterthe whole court' and outlook of aperson's or of a na

life, "Ann! •versaries, th' refc►ret, us the op-portunity for thinking over event swhich happened on Important occas-Ions . "

Just as these days can not be ex .perlenced without affecting the whol eof one's life, so an outstanding eventcan not take place in the life of a nu -

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UNION TO DISCUSS WORL D

DISARMAMENT PROBLEMS

On Friday afternoon, at three o -'clock, In Room 100, the Debatin gUnion will meet as a committee o fthe League of Nations, on Disarm-ament . The meoting is open to th eStudent body . The menthes or th eUnion have keen allotted to the com etries which are actually members o fthe League of Nations, ,utd which sen tdelegates to the recent meeting o fthe Committee, and will express a snearly as possible the actual view sof the countries which they represent .Mr: Keyserling representing the Ger-man delegation, will introduce a reso-lution calling for a general reductionin armaments .

There is already much Interest dis-played in the campaigns of the can-didates for the position of chairma nof the Committee, a position carry-ing a great deal of distinction, an dusually conferred on a delegate as amark of high esteem . The candidatesfor this distinguished position are,Mr. N. Morley, representing Canada ,Mr. Doug. MacDonald, representingCzocho-Slovakia, Miss Margaret Muir•head representing Holland, and Mr .Lionel Laing, representing Russia.Following the Introduction of the reso-lution, the delegates will express th eviews of their Governments, and wil lendeavour to come to a decision Woe-ful( to the helmet as well as theGreater Powers .

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Adlrlss S1aMats

To-day et noon In Arts 100, etudeat sof the University will have the privi-lege or hearing Archibald Flower o fthe Stratford-on-Avon Company, dolly .or an address upon the origin and de-velopment of his group of players an dof their efforts to suitably commemor-ate Shakespeare and his pleys .

Mr. Flower Is perhaps the mos tnotable man that the Literary an dScientific Executive has as yet bee nable to secure, and every student l eurged to attend,

VARSITY . DEFEATS VICTORIA

ENDING BIG FOUR SERIES

Establishing the phenomenal re -cord of winning six straight games,.Varsity's Senior Canadian Rugbyteam completed the Big Four Serie sby beating Victoria 16.5 at AthleticPark on Saturday afternoon . In spiteof the fact that Varsity played with -out several of their regularo, such as'Wentworth, Berto, Cammossl and Git-tus, the game was in their hands al -most from the start. Victoria playe dtheir usual clean game which wa sappreciated by both spectators andparticipants),

Definite word has been receivedfrom the University of Alberta no-copting the suggested dates of Nov -ember 21, and 24, for their tw ogames here . Plans for their receptionand entertainment are being laid andwill be announced at an early date.Ticket sales at the University wil lcommence almost immediately, th epasteboards to be sold at the price offifty cents, one-half the down-tow nprice.

Varsity won the toss and Smithkicked-off toward the stands . Vic-toria went down on their 25-yard lin eand after gaining three yards in twodowns, they kicked out of touch atcentre . For Varsity, Watson madeeight yards and Grauer bucked th eremainder. On the next down, thelocals lost 10 hard-earned counters onan off-side, but Shields tallied a dead -line core from the following form-ation . Victoria ended their trio ofattempts by kicking to Varsity's 40-yard line . Shields lost ground on afake kick and then booted to the Vic-toria two-bit marker. A kick finishedthe next series of plays and Shield sran back the offending kick 50 yard sfrom his own 25 yard line . In threedowns Varsity gained the necessaryyardage but tumbled on the followin gthird attempt and lost possession .An outside kick by Victoria failed ,(lraner recovering . Dickson ran 3 0yards around right end but two buck sfrom Jackson were held . Then Wat-son sneaked through to make th escore 6 .0 . Shields failed to convert .

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Allies Unite to Stage

Enthusiastic Class Party

One of the peppiest Agriculturedances on record was held at the Wil-low Hall last Friday evening unde rthe patronage of Professor and Mrs .H . M. King and Professor and Mira ,G. G. Moe. Approximately seventy -five couples wriggled and squirmedthrough waltses, fox-trots and varsit ydrags and there was a good crowd o nthe floor at all times . The dancin gstarted at eight thirty and continue dtill twelve, music being supplied b ythe Koilejeans Orchestra .

An air of Informality was furnishe dby the fact that there were no pro -grams and towards the end of th eevening additional life was put Intothe crowd when all the men gathere dat one end and gave one of the tanrou ,Ag;tle yells . There was a good show .ing of grade, and students from Art sand Science, several of the tatter hay-ing been invited to attend .

This year It was felt that one larg oclass party which would Include al lthe years would he better than severa lsmall ones . It was also suggeste dthat a few people outside the Agrtce) .tore Faculty he invited and these tw ofacts combined to make the dance on eof the brilliant affairs of the season .

Grads. Soud Grwtlq to O .S.C.At the outset J . Roes Tdllnie

ident of the A. M. S, read siou trmotthe stage congratulatory telfipy►ms,received from Grads in all, parts, ofthe world, as tokens of retriembrai cefor that great day . In a few Wirtwords he outlined what arrangemagtahad been made for the erection of ingymnasium, and said that, with goodfortune, Grads who rotor " ed fbr .Home Coming neat year Mill t i.e f talmost completed . He theft stalled on,Dean Brook to say a few words .' Thalacting president, in welcoming tlGrads who wore in the aituditoilsald that it depended on thdin" to Muttd ,up a good nit a tor the Varsity andthat U4B .C. Io ked to lip Grads for ahigh prestige in public opisiloin, .

AIa*Ml Po=ldut $IY s Mdtii iThe third speaker, Lyle' Atktnaon,

president of the Alumni Society, Ma 4e .#a brief and 'impromptu .Oedoh, t#1thanked the whole student body inthe name of the Alumni for the,, xe•Caption they had given them . Behumorously suggested that th

e Beiencemen were, perhaps, still artful,•leg beer, which remark waab greeted .with loud laughter. This swelled con-siderably, however, on his ptatementthat the Artamen were far too cut•tured and gentlemanly,

Clever Skits Presltptsd

.The Theatrical items were one . and

all favored by tho audience, Firstly ,"The Grad's Return," a burlesque pre- 'rented by the Aggies was welcomedwith no uncertain merriment, follow-ed by "Dark Harmony," being fivemembers of Arts '30 in some livelysongs and whose professional ai rwould well as not have deceived an yuninitiated amongst the listeners.Tile next Item was "A Doll's House"arranged by Arts '31 . The singingand dancing in this were well re-ceived, and merited some encourag-ing laughter at the antics of two be .robed individuals on roller-skates .

After an interval of ten minutes ,(luring which the students gave askyrocket for the Grads and sang aVarsity song, Arts '29 presented a namusing, little skit entitled, "andhow! "and judging from the applausethe title was no exaggeration. Nex tthe Society of Thoth presented thei rfamous burlesque of "Boadicea" whichwas greatly appreciated at a down-town theatre earlier In the week . Itsludicrous postures of actors, appeale dto the audience who roared wit hlaughter at every turn .

Next the Sclencemen presentedtheir amusing skit of "King Arthur' sWeekly Luncheon," then the Arts 'd 2in the shape of two blacks and a veryfrightened little fox-terrier, gave som eamusing dialogue in "Rust and Chaff . "The Nursing Section presented aclever item entitled "Faculty Innova-tions," and between this and the las titem four orchestra-members unde rthe direction of E . V. Lueaa, renderedtwo charming little numbers as anentr'actte . Lastly, the Players' Clubpresented a humorous take-off on th eusual specimen of mystery play i n"When the Clock Strikes," which wa sn fitting end to so excellent an even •leg's entertainment, and there wa scomplete eatlsfactlon in every hear tas the orchestra played the NationalAnthem .

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After a few minutes of fast an dsnappy panning, Milne opened the scor-ing for 40 Grads . Shortly after theGrads were penalised but Mayer sfailed , bath shots and the GreySweaters ran the ball down for an -other tally,

New combo .Tlt -Wheeled a series of free shots

on h asides ,#mt11 Nerp oomsty againused p° more 'Chalk, and Hubert Kin gtalll o .alt personal agisttnast MoEwon .Norm MacDonald and Fred Newcombeboth filed to Dore on their tree shot send, then 3*fter . e long period of cam -pant a inactivity Mayers tallied on eon a personal. The Grads. rushedthe ball right back and Russ Robin -son made to ineat net, Myers againtalli

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~.°1 . rt King and Bil lThofl ` thrt' scorekeepe ra little extra work. The halt-timescore was left at 15-2 in favour of theGrads.

In the . second half, Varsity finall ywoke up and Ted McEwen opened thepettied's scoring with a beautiful longshot from the center, and immediatel yWelly Mayers dribbled through th ewhole grad . aggregation to score . TheGrads, rushed right back and Swanso nbrought down the stands with a lon gshot.

Mayers dribbled down and scoredon a pass from Norm Macdonald, an dAckerley repeated the performance .Then Mayors tallied two penalty shotsand then rushed the ball through th enet Yor two more scores .

After a series of passing Akerle yput In a long shot which raked th eroof . Russ Rubinson started the (lauds .off again with a single petuclty makin gthe score even, The (lauds . score dtwo baskets, one from the masterhand of Fred Newcombe and anothe rfrom Johnnie Swanson .

Mayers was put off for personal sand Bill Plommer took his place . The nNorm McDonald and Ackerley scored ,

sity 'o first score . Edmonton kept the making the score even for the end oflead when Murray's converting kick the period .was short.

Varsity's next score came when Fel lscooped up a loose ball, beat two me nand with the full back between hi mand the line passed to Noble who plac-ed the ball right between the posts .

' Varsity had hard luck with the con-vert, the ball hitting the crossbar an drebounding ,

Varsity continued to press and Ber tBarrett received the ball from a five -yard scrum, passed to Cotterell wh owas tackled but succeeded in scramb-ling over for the final score. Thegame ended with the score still 9-5 .

The U. B. C. forwards played a grea tgame, their combination In the scru msending the ball out to the waitin ghalf, tour out of every five serimma .-ges, Murray and Noble were outs t and-ing in the forward division while Fel land Estabrook were the pick of thebacks. Ford was very reliable at ful lback .

The team was . Ford, P. Barrett ,Locke, Cotterell, Willis, t'.stabrook ,Fell, B. Barratt, Player, Atkins, Mur-ray, Noble, Wilson, Forrester, Farris .

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"SOUNDING 1RASS--TINKLiNA MIAMI"

"Sounding brass, tinkling cymbals" were the words used byHon, J. klinchltffe, minister of education, In describing theagitation for a standardised Canadian National anthem when h espoke 1tt the auditorium, Friday morning. " Because," heGeoid "'the men and women who need sympathy are notgetting . it ." '

To verify the truth of this statement one has only to visitthe 'Vancouver branch of the Disabled Veterans' Association, 82 2Richards Street, and see there the group of maimed but cheerfu lWar Veterans actually struggling for an independent existence inthe heart of what is boastfully called, "Canada's most progres -

va clay." One cannot help but marvel at the cheerfulness andfriendlintess of these men and their dependents who answered thecan of their country during the war, and who now must struggleon at' great disadvantages amid unchecked competition .

As students of the university of British Columbia, we wonderit to any extent, we are responsible for existing unhappy con-ditiOns ?

Suppose we were to say to the government of our country,"We do not want you to go to the expense of establishing a C . 0.

,.G; unit at this University until you show us you are prepare dto find suitable positions for all disabled veterans." Or supposeWe were to go a step further and say, "We do not want a gym-nasiium built at this University until a properly equipped club -room is provided free of taxation, for disabled veterans of thi sOil," If we were to take such action it would not be long beforere realized that we are responsible for existing unhappy con -Iitioias, to some extent, and that we have certain powers o f

government at this University.One of the main complaints against our University is that

we are too self-centred and do not take sufficient interest i nthe affairs of outside life . Our main interests seem to lie i nrugby games, pep meetings, and examinations ; and even ourfriendships are gradually becoming narrowed within the boundsof fraternities and sororities .

If the University would forget its petty interests for a while ,and do something to help "the men and women who need sym-pathy," we would create a friendship perhaps more valuabl ethan some of the artificial friendships we might form on thecampus .

We believe, top, that the university would benefit from con -tact with such organizations as the Disabled Veterans' Asso-elation. This summer when the question of dues came up beforea meeting, members of the association decided not to raise th einitiation fee from one dollar to two dollars on the ground tha tthe increased cost might prevent some unfortunate veteran fro mjoining the association .

Surely an organization with such characteristic unselfish-ness would be able to teach o'er University something of tru e"College Spirit," and we might question if, after all, our existin gexclusive university organizations are bearing the correct name swhen they call themselves "fraternities" and "sororities" . Per-haps they might be called "sounding brass, tinkling cymbals . "

Maurice DesBrisay .

Armistice Service

(Continued from Page 1)non without leaving some mark an dcausing great changes .

Armistice Day is a "red letter day "In the history or this university, o fthe British people and of all the civil-ised world, and theretore should beremembered .

The results of the Armistice belon gto three categories ; present, immedi-ate and future. The immediate effect sthe Armistice are the tremendous relie ffrom the tearful tension and the prob-lems of re-establishment.

On Armistice day we ""commemoratethe noble men and women who fough tand died doing what they conceived t obe their duty ." We alto "rememberen men and women who develope dnobleness In the Great War and diedin it but are not yet dead ." For many ,the maimed and wounded, the wa rdid not end with the Armistice but histill continuing. We should remem-ber always that Canada Is free toda yas a result of their suffering .

A future result of the war may b eeverlasting peace . In obtaining thi spatience is needed since nature ca nnot be changed over night . The speak•er concluded by saying that "a timewould come when nation would no tlift up sword against nation . "

The procession headed by thewreath bearer of the students' Counci land of the University Branch of th eCanadian Legion, paraded to th eScience Building, where the wreathswore placed at the foot of the mem-orial .

Jackie Souders Orchestra

Featured at livery Pep Meeting

Jackie Souders and his band fro mthe Strand Theatre were the featur eattraction at a monster Pep-meetin gwhich was held at noon, Friday . November 9 . This Prince of Baton Wield -ere led his orchestra through the mos tentertaining program offered so ta rthis year at the university .

The orchestra then featured A lJolson's latest song success, "There' sa Rainbow Around My Shoulder, "with a vocal refrain by Olie Olso nand a trombone duet by Viv Teas -dale and Jackie, with incidenta lmouth organ and banjo accompanists .

Three farcical Imitations of picture sRemington's "The Elul of the Trail . ""The Hunt In Old England," an d"Early Indian Life in H . C .," wereposed by Charlie Pallet and Jackie .

"Jeanine, I Dresm of Lilac Time"was sung by Olie Olson and two fox •trots played by the orchestra with abrief cing•dance by Jackie brough tthe program to it close .

At the conclusion of the perform •ance the Mamooks were hosts to th eorchestra at tea In the Cafeteria .

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Class and Club Noes

CRESS CLUBThe Annual Handicap Tournamen t

of the University Chess Club cam eto an end last week when the twofinalists, R . A. Pilkington and H . Free-man met in terrific combat .

For nearly an hour the intellectualbattle raged before dozens of spec-tators until finally the last valian trook of Freeman fell before his op•ponent's forces, leaving Pilkingtonthe master of the gory battlefield .

Both finalists had to tight hard toreach the last round, their victim sIn the semi-finals being M . Lerner andW. Wenneger ,

S. C . M. ACCEPTS CHALLENGEAs a result of a challenge issued to

the Student Christian Movement eon•corning their recent circulation of aquestionnaire on problems connectedwith the war, a public debate will beheld this afternoon at three o'clock inArts 100. Mr. Denis Murphy and Mr.Robert Keyserling will uphold theircontention that "The submission ofthese questions Is both futile and sill y , "and will be opposed by selected repre-sentatives from the Student Christia nMovement,

VARSITY CHRISTIAN UNIONThe next meeting of 'the Varsit y

Christian Union will be held on Nov-ember 15, at 18 :10, in Arts 204• Th emeeting will be addressed by Mr. E .Stone, late oh the Rabbinieai Semin-ary, Budapest. His subjetit will be ,"The Jew and the Bible," Mr, Ston eis a Christian, and an excellent stu •dent of the Hebrew language . Themeeting should be of great interest ,and all students are cordially invited .

MATHEMATICS CLUBThe next meeting of the Mathe-

matics Club will be held at the homeof Mr. Ralph James, 4716 .4th Ave .West on Thursday, November 16, a t8 :15 p .m. Take No. 16 car to BlancaStreet . Mr. R. Hull will speak on"The Development of Symbolical Al .gebre . "

BIOLOGICAL DISCUSSION CLU BThe Biological Discussion Club wil l

hold a meeting at the home of Mis sVerna Lucas, 3620 King Edward Ave . ,oh Mon . Nov. 19, at 8 p.m. Miss Mar-garet Keillor will give a paper en -titled "About Ourselves . "

STUDENT CHRISTIAN MOVEMEN TIn spite of the .fact that "Rain "

should have been the feature song atthe S .C.M. camp at West Bay las tweek-end, a very enjoyable time wasspent . Interesting discussions tookplace in the various study groups on"Tice Functions of the Family" an d"The Value of Conventions," whilehiking and canoeing also helped t omake the two days pass most pleas-antly. Those who were present fromoutside the student body, In the capac-ity of either leaders or chaperoneswere Rev . Harry Avison, Wester nSecretary of the S.C .M ., Mr. FrankFidler, Provincial Boy's Work Becre-tary ; Miss W. Tipping, Miss A . John -son, Miss M . Osterhout and Miss G .Grover .

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Litany CoronerLitany Coroner

JAll PHANTAS YIn the pale-blue moots ,I saw a long-legged loot sOn a far away shore , , ,

For the rest of this super.parodysee last week's Literary Supplement,

THE VOICE OF THE LIBRAR YSlowly through the librar yThe senior strides alone :"Who can tell if I go to the stacks to

workOr only to loaf alone?"Came the answering moa n"To loaf alone."

And further strides the seniorAnd looked not east nor west :"But If I must go to the stacks so soonPerhaps in the stacks is rest! "And the sopps around him guessed ,"In the stacks is rest. "

The senior strides on dreamilyHe passes the desk with a slam .A bearded sentinel bars his way :"Do you know who I am? "The echo broke the calm :"You know who I am?"

ONLY MEMORIE SWho says there are no dreams? Wh y

I rememberThe times before the dawning of the

daySometimes in June, sometimes in col d

Decembe rWhen nightmares revelled in a ghast-

ly wayStrong cheese and lobsters linger o n

and smoulder.Late suppers bring delerium, me .

seems !Such dreams as leave the dreame r

ten years older.Who says there are no dreams ?

H.---L.

FADED LAD YPity the old bus, with her tarnishe d

gold ,And flaunting red of paint for she i s

old .Her splendid days, spent at the var-

sity ,Have passed like men of science, gay

and bold ;And poor' old bus looks like an empty

street ,Down which no Whitewingo and hi s

cart has strolled ,Dreams in the garage with futilityDead to the world, just like a ma n

replete ,Poor bus, with chewing gum and note -books strewn,

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of June ,\Vheu only sun]mer students filled he r

fran ►e ,Rests in the garage and is filled wit h

shameThat on her velvet seats the Scienc e

swainHas lounged, while standing co-ed s

glared in vain .At last in settled sadness she will fal lLike a brave freshman in a scienc e

brawlShe dreams of when her newness wa s

admired---'Tls only by her wheels you kno w

she's tired .

RESIGNATIO NThe thoughts we think or dimly Rene eThe flighty thoughts of flighty yout hSo delicate, yet no intenseBut still defying word of mouth--

The thoughts that youth can not. ex-areas-

Cerebral vacuums, domes most dense ,Scones more solid than you guess--Hemmed In with dumbness like a

fence .Ala» that craniums no hollo wShould e'er acquire poetic ben tAnd attempt. the muse to follo wIn the old Ids, Supplement ,

Incoherent chaos ma yBy hard work he made orderl yOr oleo 111)(11 a future dayVacate the college -II,A,(',

---NM .

Man (rushing Info editor's offce) -"'See here, you've published an an .nouneemenI of my death by mistako .You must fix that up somehow . "

Editor—"Wall, we never contradic tanything we have published, but I'l ltell you what 1'11 do. I'll put you i nthe births column tomorrow and giveyou a fresh start,"—Ex .

RANDOM REMARKS

THE B.O .M . QUESTIONNAIR EFrom "Collitch Humor" Apr, 1, 1.81 8

The dear old souls of the S .C .M .have Invented a brand new way o fpromoting Peace and Loving Kind.new and incidentally have created amasterpiece unique in the annals ofcontemporary literature, They havenow practically eliminated war bycirculating a questionnaire among thestudents of the U .B.C. which is a wor kof art, to say the least.

The questionnaire IA of an exceed.ingly vague and ambiguous nature,making a direct "yes" or "no" answerimpossible, but, however, possesle athe quality of being open to any inter •pretation the originators may desire- -after it has been answered,

The only way the intelligent readerwho has been properly brought up on"Muck•a-Muck"and kindred literature ,could answer the questions is as fol-lows :

"(1) Yes, with reservations ; (2) No ,with reservations ; (8) It depends ; (4 )Maybe ; (6) If conditions warrant ; (8 )I'll bite ; (7) Cunt esk"—and so on .

The only fault with this literaryeffort is that it is not long enough ,The Litany critic suggests that i tcould be improved by some of the fol-lowing additions :

(1) Is English L inevitable? (2 )Why do you read the Literary Supple-ment? (3) Would you fight in a nArts-Science brawl? (4) What wouldyou do it a Freshman pulled yournose? (6) Do you believe that thetheory of continental drift is modi-fied by Efneteins theory of Relativity,and thus might cause a cosmic war ?(8) Do you think the Students' Coun-cil could abolish war? (7) Do you be.lieve that an effective disarmamen tplan would be effective? (8) Did you rmamma raise her boy to be a soldier ?(9) Do you think that a little more com-mon sense and a little less sloppysentimentality and theorizing wouldmaterially aid world peace ?

On the whole this Questionnairestands out as one of the brightes tand most entertaining imaginativ eefforts of the year.

Ah Gooey

Fantastic Chinatown lay sprawlingin the midst of the city. Her streets ,like talons, slowly encroached upo nthe city's limits set for the yellow-man and his kind. Dim lights gleam •e(1 in the weak electric signs andmade purple and yellow streaks acros sthe wet pavement . Somnolent (Idea-men dozed in their little shops .

Now the above elegant literary in-troduction starts the story of m ylittle Chinese friend Ah Gooey, sec-ond cousin to A h Jim and brother t oAh Gee .

Crouched in the corner behind arickety old counter selling antique sbought from "Woolworth's," I firs tsaw Ah Gooey . I instantly knew thatIt was Ah Gooey because those wer ethe first words or word he spoke t ome, and since everything Chinese i sbackwards, he must have addresse dnot me but himself.

"Mr. Gooey," I murmured suavely ,"I am a representative of that grea tJournal called the "Boobyssoy," I tseems that for every Litany editio nthere must be a Chinese note .

"Yeah," he answered fluently inEnglish .

"Yell," I replied, "you've graspedthe idea immediately . Now pleas etoll me your life story as you do t oour Literary Editor . "

"No mho," he answerd in a quain tdialect, but 1 sellee you to' nifty fit 'cont one joss stick . You ketchu mbargain, huh? "

This frank confession startle(i m een I instantly asked for further do -tails and an he want on there dawnedupon sue the fact that to writing Chin •ass characters the Imagination, no tthe Chinaman, must be used to gotresults .

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The women will enter interclass re •lay tame In the indoor track meet t obe held on November 17 . Arta '32 Isconsidered a strong quartette mince I thas Florence Carlisle, former highschool star. Arts '30, with Murie lHarvie, and Thelma Mahon, Is als ocounted on to make a good showing .Arts '29 Is having difficulty in field .ing a team .

At the Rotary Ice Carnival on Fri-day, November 9, Science '80 won th emen's relay, In 3 minutes 85 1.6 secs .Their team was well matched and fast ,so they manag d to keep ahead of Arts'31 and Science '32, who followed themclosely.

Arts 29 with four expert skaterseasily carried off the Women's Relay ,Lily Dobson, third skater, easily in -creased a good lead . When she passedto Jean Ballard on the last lap, therace was cinched . Jean lengthene dthe distance between herself and Art s'81 and Arts '82 anti crossed the tape .

On the whole, Varsity made a goodshowing at the Carnival, much bette rlimn that of lust year,

At a mooting of the Women's Grasshockey (halt, it resolution to the effec tthat grass hockey be made a mino rsport was passed unanimously, Thi sClub has made great progress thisyear, entering for the first time, in aleague . Beginning this week, Mr . Pal .met the best grass hockey coach i nthe city, will be on hand at practice :+on Wednesday afternoon which will beheld at Connaught Park, the bes tgrass hockey field .

Whether or not the aim of the Clu bwill be achieved will depend on th eresult of the Women's Athletic So-ciety meeting to be held in the nea rfuture where the matter will b ebrought up .

The next grass hockey league gam ewill be played against. Normal thi sSaturday morning at Connaught Par kat 8 :45, Today, a practice game wil lbe played against Lord Byng at th eplaying field at 33rd and Dunbar .

Saturday last Varsity II . Socceritesdropped a hard tussle to Cavell Atli .letic by 2-0. If ever a team had badluck Varsity did on this occasion ,The College forwards swarmed roundthe opposing, but just could not locat ethe net .

Although U .B .C . only fielded nin emon they had all the play. After tenminutes play Cavell scored what wa sobviously an offside goal, but unfort •unately the referee made a bad deci-sion and awarded a point . The Col -

attacked hotly but the sam eold trouble dogged their footsteps.They could not shoot.

After the oranges the Students re•turned to the attack . McKellar hi tthe underside of the bar on thre eoccasions from close range, Englandthen struck the inside of the post, andall the forwards and half backs trie dtheir luck . Even the backs went u pand occasionally took a pot but all i nvale . In the midst of frantic attempt sto equalize, ('avell broke away and

city's 40•yard line .

Score : 16•I) .

scored again with an unstoppabl eValerie kicked short but referee ')hot .

:fax Crossley ordered a re . kick be

F(11' the ( ;old ann lilie s , Englan dcause the hall had not guilt' tice rc ; played a stellar gimp . lie engineere dattired ten }arch . Dirom sent do ne 'al! the attacks in his hest display yet ,oe the centre line with the next kick 'and really deserved to find the net .On their first dower, Varsity lost ten Thais turned in a nice exhibition o ffor being offside itt the line of scrim -mage . Grauer then kicked to the op -posing .30-yard line. Varsity nextgained possession of the ball in th eVictoria 25-yard area, A kick fro mGrauer was held on the goal line .During Victoria's eight downs Var •sity was offside in the line of scrim-mage twice and Victoria failed onc eto give the necessary three yards o na kick. On centre Grauer buckedtwice for the necessary yardage bu tVarsity lost the ball on a fumble ,

The final period opened with ausual break. Dick Wilmot, a Varsit yIntermediate playing on Victoria' sline-up, blocked n kick and recovere dit on a lucky bounce to gallop ove rfor a score, Victoria failed to con-vert . During the greater part of thi squarter Watson, the Impromptu bu tnone the less effective quarterback ,was off the field and Sandy Smit hcalled signals while Hall officiated a scentre, an unusual Innovation In th eUniversity formation . Tho interest •lug play continued until the fina lwhistle with no high lights or scores .

Referee : Sax Crossley ,Varsity : Smith, Pearce, Hall, ('llffe ,

Odium, Jackson, (inlanders, Cum-mings. Duncan, Coleman, Watso nShields, i ►Ickuou, I)Irum, (issuer ,Rhodes, reunite ,

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On the "A" team, Thelma Mahon ,Rene Harris and Rattle Tingley play .0d 9 spectacular game: For theSenior ")p," Lola Tourtellotte and KaYKidd put up a good defense, Theteams were :

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arlorie tanning, Florence Carlisle ,'Miry Campbell,

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tiara Mercer, Muriel Crawford .

Senior "A" Defeats Meralomas

On Saturday night the Senior "A "lived up to their reputation of las t;yyear', by defeating the Meralomas.18.18, after a hard struggle. The gameWas remarkable for the number o ffouls and poor shooting on both sides .Both teams displayed fine team•work .

In the first half, Meralomas had th e-edge, ,Varsity just managing to holdthem to a 11-all tie, In the thir dquarter, the amide dominated, holdingMeralomas scoreless while theychalked up five points. The lastquarter was very keenly contested,The game ended with Varsity vic-torious 1$45 .

• Rettie Tingley turned in a brillian tgame at guard while Rene Harris an dJean Whyte were outetattding on theforward line . For Varsity : Thelm aMahon, Claire Menten (2), Rena Har-ris (8), Jean Whyte (2), Rettie Ting .ley (5), Marjorie Lanning (1), Flor-ence Carlisle, Mary Campbell . Total18 points.

CorrespondenceEditor, "Ubyssey . "Dear Sir :

A very strange sight for this Uni-versity was seen when a man In th eJunior year had the "audacity" t owear the regulation undergraduat egown in public in the library. Whyshould this seem so r;trange to us ?Why should not the other men wea rtheir gowns around the. cninpus? Itint sure there must be some wh owould like to do so, as It Is so i nkeeping with the traditional atmos-phere of the University, It is doneelsewhere — in Cambridge, Oxford ,even so near as the Anglican Theolo-gical College, the men must wear thei rgowns in public. It is what one ex-pects to see on entering the Univer-sity, and its absence Is Indeed dis-appointing, especially as it was quit ecommon a few years ago before w emoved to the Point . The advantagesare intangible but strong ; it makes fo ra deeper reverence for our Alm aMater; It strengthens the tradition sslowly growing up ; it distinguishesthe Upper years from the Freshmen :it gives us a little much-needed ad-vertising of a different and moreacademic sort than the annual Snak eParade .

I think It is probably the attendin ggraduates who are to blame. They,tit least, should wear their gowns an dset us the example while they are on .timing their studies at the Univer-sity, I for one think it is the rightand proper thing to do ,

Hoping to nee more gowns in future ,l am

Sincerely yours ,W. R. BEAMISH,

TWO. VARSITY TEAMS STARAT ROTARY ICE CARNIVAL

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First Soccerites

(Continued from Page 1 )Near the end of the quarter, ()Wan-ders Intet'copted a pass and crossedthe line for an additional five points.The period ended with the score 11. 0for Varsity, Smith falling to conver tthe last touch .

After the Victoria kickoff, Varsit ymade their yards in two down') bu tRhodes fumbled and lost possessio nof the ball . From centre Victoriamade no gain in two downs and thei rkick was run back and kicked to th e40-yard line by Shields . A few min-utes later Jackson bucked the neces-sary yards twice in succession an dthen Direm went around left end fo ra score. Shields tailed to convert .Following the kick-off, a play fromShields to Dirom carried the ball 4 0yards toward the Victoria Goal ,Odium was held on a buck but Diro mmade 10 around left end. He followedup with a buck almost to the goal -lino but inadvertently passed forwardto Hall in goal . On the ten-yard lin eMcMillan for Victoria grabbed a fum-ble and ran back 15 yards. The islan dCity then relieved with a kick t ocentre . The whistle blew with th ehall in Victoria's posseselon on Var .

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Canadian Rugby

On Saturday at Dunbar Park, th elet team played South Hill, one of th eleaders of the 2nd division . A strongwind was blowing straight along thefield from the east and the wet cla yof the field made the ball slip alon gin a way to surprise the players an dgive indecent joy to the small grou pof spectators .

South Hill had the wind at theirbacks In the fleet half, and taking ad •vantage of this to keep the team wel lclown the field, scared a goal withi nabout two minutes of play, and seeur•oil not long afterward. Rigby, wh ohad a cold slid not show up very wellat left hall' and Wyndam tteemad ou tof place, al right half, Arlo . a Khoo -lived Inlerrhange of position betweenTodd end Rigby, the Iwo wing halvestcwltr h p d, with solve Improventont, Var . 1ally got the ball well in Its on halfand by eleven, fast passing on th e"floor" betweee n the centro . forwardand Ineldu•Ieft atrted through the op •posing ltalv')s and fullbacks : Partridg ewas given It chance and hit the cross •btu', the ball rebounded to Todd, wh ohit the left-hand post, and when th eball come back ono more into play ,Chalmers put it through . South Hil lgot two more well-earned goals I nthis half.

in the second half Varsity had thesame advantage of wind and kept theball most of the time in the attack ,but though getting several corners, Iwere unable to score .

The halves found it difficult to kee pthe opposing wings checked, and Chal•mere has not yet learned to utilize thewhole forward line . The other for-wards on the whole, are inclined topass under pressure and keep the bal lmoving toward goal . Newell did well ;Allan was his usual steady self ; Mitch -ell played a dashing game reminiscen tof Verne Wright . Score 4-1 ,

Cavell Vanquishes

SecondSoccerites

defensive work . Davldse n did well i uthe first period but fell away later ,Miles was a tower of strength a tcentre half, while McKeller put i nsome beautiful crosses which shouldhave been turned to account .

Varsity : McGregor, King, Yolland ,Thain, Miles, McKellar, England ,Wade, Davidson .

Christ Church Trounces

Varsity Second Eleven

On Thanksgiving Day the SecondSoccer men took a terrific trouncin gfrom Christ Church, R•0 .

Varsity was outplayed In all de-partments of the game throughout an dmerited the lacing they received . I nthe first half the Churchmen counte dtwice despite a good defensive dls •play by King and Miles .

After the turnover the Gold an dBlue territory was overrun and th estudents dropped mix attain, one on ehumble by the goul•keeper ,

Only Mllem played up to form In thi shalf but he could not stunt the tide,mingle handed, despite it valiant effort .Varsity missed a penalty utter thereferee had disallowed the dint sho twhich found the net . Varsity : Mc .Gregor, King, Pollock, Nanderson ,Mlloe, McKellar, England, and Davi dmon, VoIland, Smith .

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