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Basic idea: The climate will soon change
and a global disaster is imminent. The Eden cities
are our only hope. Global United has a plan that
will save the world and change the hearts and
minds of all humanity by using a communications
system running on a super computer, operated by
a complex algorithm designed to determine what
people need
and when. It
preorders the
worlds goods,
like in a big
pool then dis-
tributes it to
the end con-
sumer at a
price no hu-
man competi-
tor can com-
pete with,
cutting out all
the go-
betweens then channeling the earth’s money to
building the Eden cities. The Eden cities will be
able to withstand anything the world can throw at
it. Once people live there they will no longer need
money, there will be no more fear, no more pain,
no more hunger and sickness or corruption and
power. Everything will be provided through tech-
nology. These cities will be the start of world
peace! Heaven will be on earth… Tel: 555 555 5555
Communications Mar-
keting Algorithm .
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The Problem
The climate will soon change and a global disaster
is imminent, hurricanes, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes
that block out the sun. On top of everything we are at
the verge of economic collapse. The earth is plagued
with disease, corruption and starvation. The world has
become overpopulated and our natural resources are
nearly depleted. The earth is going to try and reclaim
what we’ve destroyed. If we aren’t prepared for
what’s ahead it will be game over.
The Goal
The objective is
clear. The Eden cities
are our only hope.
It’s time to unite the
world under one flag
and start building
paradise here on
earth. Global United
has a plan that will
lead us to World
peace, eliminate
disease, restore the earth, preserve endangered spe-
cies, control population, restore unhealthy minds, end
religion and war, and completely do away with the
monetary system as it currently exists.
The answer
I’d like to introduce you to a complex communica-
tions algorithm called “Alfred”. He is the first autono-
mous marketing and sales organism designed to be
what everyone wants, a personal companion, servant
or butler. He operates on a super computer linked to
every PC through the World Wide Web. He processes
your personal data on social media and accesses your
bank records to build an algorithm of your daily routine
and schedule. Once it has established your personal
patterns and has identified what you like and when
SAVE OUR WORLD!
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Executive Summary
The Eden City Project
u like it over a period of 6 months it can preorder eve-
rything you need in a futures market bid while pooling
your orders in with billions of others to reduce your
overall cost by 40 to 50% of what any competitor or
distributor can achieve. We base this concept on the
well-known fact that buying in bulk and preordering
reduces costs by X or QP/2=X. The system will automati-
cally undercut anyone trying to become a distributor
by cutting its profits down to 3 or 4% of the total cost
while also increasing quantity of preorder dates. All of
the money generated by handling the entire world’s
sales will go toward building the paradise “Eden cities”.
The Eden cities can withstand anything the world can
throw at it while also providing everything you’ll ever
need through technology. This program will replace
millions of sales and marketing Jobs causing them to
evolve into production and delivery. Manufacturing will
soar! Prices will plummet! Marketing will evolve!
New World Government
The money will also go to establish-
ing a new world government built
by leaders that pass an advanced
test of knowledge and wisdom. No
more money being wasted on
campaigns and politics, only the
wisest and smartest will lead. This
new government will be of the
brightest and most humble peo-
ple, leading us to peace…
The Awakening
A new program will be used to fix all mental illness by
targeting the healthy
parts of the mind and
using a whole range of
imagery and sound to
reveal all of the mysteries
of the mind and universe.
It will be called “The
Awakening” and people
will be paid the cost of 1
year’s incarceration or
$50,000 to do this. When
every ones minds are
fixed and people begin to see clearly, they will quickly
understand how to turn $50,000 into millions and be-
come prosperous healthy people.
The Perfect DNA
Population and disease will be
controlled by performing vasec-
tomies on all males after storing a
supply of their DNA, then engi-
neering their DNA to remove any
harmful traits like disease and
cancer causing mutations while
also eliminating unwanted births.
Every child will be engineered to
perfection and live extremely long
lives. The world population and dis-
ease will finally be under control…
The Request
The Eden city project will take 50 years to complete and
cost more than a trillion dollars for each city. We are ask-
ing for $___ toward development and testing software.
The money generated from the software if successful
will go toward building the indestructible, paradise
Eden cities.
The victory
The Eden cities will require the workforce of all military
and prisoner personnel. Prisoners will work for their free-
dom and a chance to eventually live there. The cities will
be a place of paradise designed to make life as interest-
ing and exciting as technology and engineering will al-
low. People will live hundreds of years in a pristine, artifi-
cial environment. Nothing the world can dish out will
affect those inside. The first to live there will be the abso-
lute wealthiest. Once they live there they will no longer
need money. Religion will fade as peace and the se-
crets of the universe are revealed, and at last the world
will be united! Heaven will soon be on earth…
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