GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

YOU GOT RANDAZZO?

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

TALK WHILE RANDAZZO IS TALKING

SO YEAH,IF YOU COULD

BE IN YOUR SEAT WHEN THE BELL RINGS RINGS,

THAT’D BE GREAT.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THE HOMEWORK

AND YET EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEASSIGNMENT READY TO TURN IN

HOMEWORK NOT READY AT THE BEGINNING OF CLASS?

NO POINTSFOR YOU!

YOU WERE ABSENT AND DIDN’T CHECK THE CALENDAR?

OH, WELL.YOU’RE TAKING THE

QUIZ ANYWAY.

I DON’T ALWAYS USEMY CELL PHONE IN CLASS,

BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK FIRST IF IT’S OKAY AND THEN USE IT ONLY FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSES

YOUR TEACHER TOOK YOUR PHONE?

MINE TOOK MY LEGS

IT’S 8:30 P.M. AND I HAVE AQUESTION ABOUT THE HOMEWORK

WONDER IF ISHOULD EMAIL RANDAZZO...

MY PRINTER WASN’T WORKING

SO I HAD TO EMAILMY ASSIGNMENT INSTEAD

I have an 89.9 percent, so I’m going to ask if

she’ll round it up.

Fool! There’s norounding of grades in

the English department.Everyone knows that.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

YOU’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK READINGS IN ORDER TO PASS?

IF YA LIKE POINTS,

THEN YA SHOULD’APUT YA NAME ON IT

YOUWILL LOSE POINTSIF YOU ASK TO GO

TO THE BATHROOM DURING SSR.

TAKE CARE OFYOUR BUSINESSON YOUR TIME.

SERIOUSLY, DUDE?

I JUST ANSWERED THAT EXACT QUESTION

DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK

IF YOU HAVE TO WRITEIN COMPLETE SENTENCES?

Y U NO ASK FOR HELP

WHEN U NEED HELP?

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE

RANDAZZO IS DEMANDINGBECAUSE SHE CARES

RANDAZZO KNOWS MY NAME

AND IT’S ONLYTHE SECOND WEEK

OF SCHOOL

AUGUST JUNE

ME – EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.BE KIND.

READY FOR THE RIDE?LET’S GO

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