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Nama : Hamidah Kelas : XI IPA 1 A Smart Potato Farmer A potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes. He realized that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.” Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?” The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”

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Nama : Hamidah

Kelas : XI IPA 1

A Smart Potato Farmer

A potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes.

He realized that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.”

Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?”

The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”

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Nama : Ira ErisaKelas : XI IPA 1

Horseman In The SkyCarter Druse was born in Virginia. He was a southerner. When the United States was

divided by a terrible civil war, Carter decided to join the Union Army of the north.

He told his father about his decision to join the north army. His father looked deep into his son's eyes. "Carter, No matter what happens, be sure you always do what you think is

your duty."

One sunny afternoon, Carter was sent to guard. It was his duty to be sure that no enemy soldier spied on. Suddenly, he saw a man on horseback standing on the huge rocky cliff. He held a gun in his right hand, and the horse's reins in the other. Unavoidably, Carter

pointed his gun. Carter was calm as he pulled the trigger.

Soon after firing his gun, Carter was joined by a Union sergeant."Did you fire?" The sergeant whispered.

"Yes.""At what?" The sergeant continued.

"A horse""Was there anyone on the horse?" The sergeant asked again.

"Yes.""Who? " The sergeant kept asking.

"My father."

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Nama: sugiarti frestianaKelas: Xl IPA 1

Because a caw

on Thursday night, me and my friends were chanting in the mosque. at that time was filling ummi Dharma teaching in the evening. first study to run smoothly and orderly. When me and seniors sitting near the entrance of the mosque, suddenly came a cow who wants to get into the mosque. all the people screaming afraid. Initially I was not conscious of the bull will go. I woke up when all people is screaming for me to avoid. and I saw backward, I’m very shock and I ran with my knees.I’m very afraid until finally I fell. All people laughed saw my behavior. I can only smile sheepishly. I sat back and I felt there was something strange in the hand and I saw my hand was injured. I'm not aware of any incident. I hurt just from one bull. the bull was just to show face but do not go .