Cheeseworld Play Script

8/12/2019 Cheeseworld Play Script

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CHEESEWORLD

written by Cheesefrog (Real name censored)

Characters (in order of appearance)

!arrator" the narrator#

Ric$ %arsl&" a ' yearold man who *+st finished college

and is addicted to cheese# Dating###

,ina -arry" a ' yearold woman" who doesn.t +nderstand her

boyfriend" Ric$.s" lo/e for cheese#

Wise Old %armesan" a wise old man who has li/ed since

fore/er#

%rofessor 0delost" a mad man scientist who got stranded in

Cheese World '1 years ago at age 12# He.s 3 now#

Strings" 0delost.s assistant" 45#

6+artirolo Lombardo" an e/ol/ed creation of %rofessor

0delost" created to m+rder Emperor Case+s" who has *ailed

0delost n+mero+s times#

Emperor Case+s" the r+ler of Cheese World" age '5# Engagedto###

Clara Chedder" Case+s.s fiance&" age '2# Sister of -l+e

Cheddar#

7a8$ier" a ser/ant of Case+s" brother of Chester#

Chester" a *ester and a ser/ant of Case+s#

-l+e Cheddar" a prisoner of CheeseWorld" age 19# -rother of

Clara Cheddar#

indicates song ending#

!arrator: Hello# ;y name is### Well" yo+ can call me the


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!arrator# or yo+ e/ery once in a while

,here.s a land of nonsense waiting

>or yo+ to smile

>ollow me to the land of nonsense

,here yo+ will be free

>ollow me to the land of nonsense

?o+ will be li$e me


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>ollow me to the story fore/er

ollow me to the land of ne/er

,he land of e/ery lo/e#

Where people don.t *+dge yo+ by the way yo+ loo$

Or the way that yo+ so+nd

Where people don.t *+dge yo+ by yo+r lifestyle

Or the way yo+r nose goes .ro+nd

Where people li$e the way yo+ sing and

Where people li$e the way yo+ dance

>ollow me to the land of nonsense#

or yo+ e/ery once in a while

,here.s a land of nonsense waiting

>or yo+ to smile

>ollow me to the land of nonsense#


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We see Ric$ sitting in front of the ,#@" eating cheese#

,ina sits down neAt to him#

,ina: Hey" Ric$B

Ric$ simply ignores her#

,ina: Ric$" R


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Ric$: -eca+se for me that wo+ld be a bore

,ina: So yo+ don.t care abo+t HawaiiB

Ric$: ,hat.s not it" ,ina

,ina: Don.t care abo+t drin$ing teaB

Ric$: ,hat.s not it" ,ina

,ina: ,hen what do yo+ want to doB Oh" < see !othing"

since yo+.re eating

Ric$: Listen

,ina: !othing" since yo+.re eating

Ric$: !o"


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!ow we see Ric$ and ,ina wal$ing into the airplane#

,ina: Oh" this is so f+n We.re going to ha/e so m+ch f+n"

Ric$

Ric$: ?eah" so m+ch f+n#


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E/eryone falls down to ma$e it loo$ li$e the plane has

crashed#

!arrator: ,he plane has crashed# WhereB 0nother planetB

0nother landB 0nother galaAyB Only time can tell# 0nd that

time is right now#

We fade o+t for seconds" then we fade in to see a

bea+tif+l yellow land with tall trees and millions of

b+shes# rom good to great to ma$es yo+ h+rl

-+t the taste that yo+ can.t taste will ma$e yo+ ,Wrom o+r pencils" co+ches" chairs and wide ,@s

So" listen to +s

,ina: GsB

%arm: Listen clearly


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Cheese World

So rip off yo+r belt of insanity

0nd strap on yo+r belt of dignity

-eca+se we $now that yo+ will lo/e +s

We $now that yo+ will lo/e +s

We $now that yo+ will lo/e +s in Cheese World

Ric$: Wow Hold +p" let me ta$e a pic for my screensa/er

He ta$es his phone o+t of his poc$et

Ric$: E/eryone say CHEESE

Cheeseworldians: CHEESE

,he camera flashes

One Cheeseworldian: He faints

%arm: Sh+t +p" 7+ne# Sorry" he.s /ery dramatic# 0nyway" ollow me#

We switch to the %arm wal$ing in a small town with Ric$ and

,ina#

%arm: ,his town was b+ilt in 2III by me#

Ric$: How are yo+ so oldB

%arm: -eca+se anything can happen in o+r world# Here is o+r

famo+s resta+rant" made from the finest bl+e cheeses of

>rance# Don.t eat it#

Ric$ (whispering to ,ina as he goes on): Oh my god" ,ina"

this is so tempting###

,ina: Don.t eat anything" Ric$" rememberB

%arm: Oh" yes" the emperor is getting married tomorrow#

7+st so yo+ $now" nobody li$es the emperor# He stole my


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land# He b+llied +s" he forces +s to wor$ for him# E/eryone

*+st pretends to li$e him" b+t nobody really does#

,ina: Oh# ,hat.s nice#

%arm: Well" see yo+ aro+nd# ,here are some free apartments

aro+nd the corner#

Ric$: >ree apartmentsBBB ,ina" this is better than 0merica

,ina: Ric$" we ha/e to find a way to get o+t of here# ollow me

,he c+rtains close#

!arrator: ,his is other fa/orite scene# < lo/e it so m+ch

0lso" as yo+ can see"


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Case+s: ChesterB 7a8$ier HelpB

,hey sha$e their heads#

=onna Die (reprise)=

6+ar: ?o+.re gonna die" yo+.re gonna die" yo+.re gonna diedie die die die die die ?o+.re gonna die" yo+.re gonna die"

yo+.re gonna die die die die die

%eople are gonna be happy

!obody.s going to cry

%eople are gonna be happy

,hat yo+ are gonna die

Case+s starts to r+n" b+t 6+ar +ses his laser /ision to

blast him#

Clara: !o

6+ar starts to blast her#

-l+e (*+mping in front): !o ;y sister

6+ar: Oops" sorry#

6+ar r+ns o+t" and *+mps at the last step to loo$ li$e he.s

flying#

Strings steps +p#

Strings:


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,o the place where we belong

that ma$es +s sing this song

,o the place that we will stay

We lo/e it anyway

Welcome home" oh welcome home

Welcome home" oh welcome home

Welcome home###

Ric$: We.re going bac$ home" we.re going to the place where

we belong#

,he c+rtains close" and the !arrator steps o+t#

!arrator: 0nd that.s the end of my tale# Hoped yo+ li$ed

it#

He t+rns aro+nd" re/ealing a tail on his b+tt" and goes

thro+gh the c+rtains#

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