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Anonymous (ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:45:15No.561088484 >>561089506 >>561089518 >>561089606 >>561089691

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Greetings.

Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representativeof my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs,and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 localyears, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.

I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anythingyou like. I will answer to the best of my abilities, but will not divulge critical information on technologiesor resources outside of your current species understanding. I will tell you things that are, things thatwere, things that seem impossible but are most definitely possible, but nothing that will significantlyalter the course of your organic and technological evolution.

To get the most obvious question out of the way, I am doing this because it is important for me tounderstand the Homo Sapien, and this is a useful medium for doing so.

The chosen picture depicting a well-known cultural icon is roughly approximate to my species physical

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appearance. Not the same, but close.

Anonymous (ID: 94OHlhMq ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:49:41 No.561089080 >>561090104 >>561093067

I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion andscience says

Anonymous (ID: xS0Q/ILe ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:51:45 No.561089358

We welcome you sir.

Anonymous (ID: 5qrhE878 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:19 No.561089447 >>561090104

Guess I'm biting too..How to volunteer for anal probe?

Anonymous (ID: x96SVwA7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:27 No.561089470 >>561095087

inb4 ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: OTshfu9s ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:32 No.561089480 >>561089663 >>561093067 >>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: hIgIoLJ8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:43 No.561089506 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: 2m430GM6 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:46 No.561089513File: 1375576252653.png (85 KB, 500x500)

you have my attention

Anonymous (ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:48 No.561089518 >>561090104

>>561088484 (OP)Why would an "alien" waste their time on /b/?

Anonymous (ID: wWsFJDlD ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:49 No.561089525 >>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: FKniNSNi ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:50 No.561089529 >>561090104

Is time travel possible? Something like a tardis?

Anonymous (ID: RxWDnn3V ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:52:58 No.561089548

Fucking kill yourself you faggot

Anonymous (ID: A1EhLvRa ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:18 No.561089606 >>561090104


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>>561088484 (OP)Was Atlantis Real?Who built the pyramids?Is it true our souls are trapped in a continuous reincarnation on earth?

Anonymous (ID: DfVhS3PY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:30 No.561089630 >>561095087

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: 31ETyaDo ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:44 No.561089663File: ya blew it.jpg (12 KB, 254x321)

>>561089480>ayy lmao

this should have been the first replay.

Anonymous (ID: kU6rQvL+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:56 No.561089691

>>561088484 (OP)Hey Alien. Can you give me some money please. I'll need about 200,000 dollars by next week.

Anonymous (ID: FQ8vyRTY ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:53:58 No.561089698 >>561095087

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ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: yB3/EZDS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:09 No.561089725 >>561104906

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Alien equivolent of tits or GTFO

Anonymous (ID: uFO5SeQy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:19 No.561089743 >>561091821

I personally find that this medium is a safe and effective way for both sides to comfortably learnabout and from each other. What is your name?

Anonymous (ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:29 No.561089763 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:43 No.561089801 >>561091821


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dude, do you guys really look like that?

that would scare the shit out of me, these being look so dangerous, like they would kill me withhidden fangs in their mouths, or poison stings in the hands

Anonymous (ID: KNnSBBJy ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:54:49 No.561089816File: ayy lmao.gif (1.24 MB, 268x304)

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:08 No.561089861 >>561095087

Ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:55:53 No.561089963 >>561091821

>>561088484 (OP)Did you guys help Hitler?

Anonymous (ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:48 No.561090104 >>561090390 >>561090470 >>561090528

>>561090678 >>561090906 >>561091223 >>561091554 >>561091720 >>561098490

>>561089080Human religions are simple ego-centric cognitive constructs used to explain your environment inthe absence of actual data. Similar phenomenons are common in intelligent pre-scientific species.

Human science is an important stepping stone in your evolution. It has not quite sunk in yet, but theglobal ramifications of developing science have changed your species forever. There are manyroutes you can take at this point in your history. You may refine your computational technology tothe point where you can upload your consciousness, although this is not without complication.

>>561089447You cannot volunteer. You are screened and reviewed before being chosen for testing.

>>561089518I desire to learn more about your species.

>>561089529Time travel is not possible as you currently understand it. Time is not linear, and you cannot go"back" and "forward" along it as you would watch a movie.

>>561089606There are sunken civilizations on your planet. Atlantis is a name describing multiple hypothesizedlost civilizations.The pyramids we're built by human ancestors. The common understanding that they were built byslaves under an Egyptian ruler is not correct.The human concept of a soul is similar to your religions. It is ego-centric and bound to your animalbodies. Your real "soul", or the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of thecosmos.

Anonymous (ID: QUgphsR1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:56:55 No.561090119 >>561095087

File: Ayy lmao +1.jpg (6 KB, 225x225)


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Ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: yBrUFkx7 ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:21 No.561090348 >>561091821

>>561088484 (OP)Want a beer?

Anonymous (ID: Aob2eVDT ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:32 No.561090384File: 944x531.jpg (131 KB, 944x531)

>>561088484 (OP)How do you feel about xenonauts?

Anonymous (ID: 74NI1ayd ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:58:35 No.561090390

>>561090104You're not going to find anything that you're looking for on here my friend.

Anonymous (ID: 0wtlwVey ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:02 No.561090457File: image.jpg (47 KB, 530x530)

Will you prove me?

Anonymous (ID: /l3HwXgI ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:07 No.561090470

>>561090104> the life force that animates your body, is a fundamental force of the cosmos.

that's enough for me, see you on next life space-traveller fella.

Anonymous (ID: 8KldoGrk ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:37 No.561090528

>>561090104Can I become one of you like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Anonymous (ID: owmdT+QK ) 08/07/14(Thu)08:59:47 No.561090556 >>561095087

and on that day, the alien returned to its people with the decree of mankind, as best it coulddetermine:

"ayy lmao"

So much for them


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So I want to see a human race focused on biological technology only. Are there other races shovedhad luck with this technological path?

Anonymous (ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090678 >>561091821

>>561090104So what happens when we die?Oh yeah, pics and a timestamp /b/ro

Anonymous (ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:00:41 No.561090679

>>561088484 (OP)

What proof can you offer? You will be taken more seriously.

Anonymous (ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:18 No.561090749

Show us your sexual apparatus.

Anonymous (ID: wbUn3job ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:01:41 No.561090808 >>561095087

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ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: AJFUlqzJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:02:28 No.561090906

>>561090104Do you know my first name?

Anonymous (ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:03:23 No.561091025 >>561092831 >>561093407 >>561094339

>>561088484 (OP)Why have you been abducting me every few months since I was a kid?

Anonymous (ID: ycBZVkKB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:24 No.561091150 >>561091821 >>561105814

>>561088484 (OP)Explain your alien reproductive method and why you need our women for it.

Does your species have enemies?

What do you do for recreation?

How has your species interacted with humanity before?

Anonymous (ID: nTgDTjYU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:04:44 No.561091201

>>561088484 (OP)What part of Mexico are you from?


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What is the name and galactic origin of your race?

Anonymous (ID: MTYOz5ri ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:56 No.561091348 >>561093250

I'm curious as to this, if mankind is on the brink of extinction due to our own mistakes or some otherinfluence, would your kind or any others do anything to stop it? Or just let nature run its course?

Anonymous (ID: fzv19X+G ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:57 No.561091351 >>561093250

>>561088484 (OP)>We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and,occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.

Don't you think it's time to visit us in person, I'll have a warm cup of coffee waiting for you, noprobes pls.

Anonymous (ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:05:58 No.561091354 >>561093250

>>561088484 (OP)what are reptillians and are they relevant to the "greys" ?

Anonymous (ID: c7aVEAGF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:06:36 No.561091436

>>561088484 (OP)how 2 reach light speed pls?

Anonymous (ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:07:37 No.561091554 >>561093250

>>561090104How do your species fuck?Is it compatible with the penis/vagina interface?

Anonymous (ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:08:52 No.561091720 >>561093250

>>561090104Is faster-than-light travel possible? If not, do you enter a hibernation state to travel here?Also, approximately how far is your homeworld in light-years? Mind divulging the name of the starsystem?


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>>561089743My species is known as the Oloroi. We do not have personal names as such.

>>561089801Not exactly. The average human is about forty centimeters taller than me. We have pale grey-blueskin, large black eyes, and large central nervous structures.

>>561089963We did not assist nor attempt to stop the human warlord Hitler.

>>561090348I appreciate the sentiment, but your alcoholic yeast beverage would destroy my digestivestructures.

>>561090649This depends on what you mean by "biological technology". Your species is starting to figure out


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the chemical power behind algae, which is very valuable. Your prosthetics are becoming more andmore sophisticated every decade. There is another species about as old and established as myown, who are entirely uploaded into synthetic bodies.

>>561090678When you die, your physical organism decays and breaks down. Your constituent chemicals arereturned to the cosmos. The life force that animates your being rejoins the greater life force of theuniverse, which is projected through every living thing.

>>561091150We are a post-sex species. Reproduction is entirely artificial.Our species does not have enemies. We do not operate aggressively. Our way of life is significantlymore symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our technologies are more advanced thanevery Tier 2 species.For recreation, we do just as many things as humans do. We listen to music, although mosthumans do not immediately recognize it as such when they hear it. Personally, I enjoy exo-botany.We have been interacting with humanity for the last 12,500 years.

>>561091223We are the Oloroi, and are from this galaxy.

Anonymous (ID: WFLia/RS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:18 No.561092008

Why won't you provide proof?

Anonymous (ID: Z4MNd4IZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:11:48 No.561092080 >>561098764

What about "grey rights"?

Anonymous (ID: RZNj82bB ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:13:42 No.561092320 >>561093250

>>561091821

What do you think about how we're doing with developing technology such as computers, asinefficient as they are.

Anonymous (ID: bJPB4h0I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:24 No.561092418 >>561093250

>>561091821Do you have the same electromagnetic spectrum of sight as we do? If so, what is your favoritecolor?

Anonymous (ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:14:46 No.561092463 >>561094339

Would using a well organized system of robots that can mine, build, and automate farming andservices outside the monetary system, be able to effectively bring a stop to the monetary systemand update it with a resource based economy, and would doing so right now work consideringgovernments and corporations such as the international bank cartels that want all the power tothemselves?

Anonymous (ID: dWEzRX6p ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:18 No.561092531 >>561092620

>>561088484 (OP)Why is your race a bunch of colossal faggots?

Anonymous (ID: D5g3EJnt ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:54 No.561092620

>>561092531this


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Anonymous (ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:15:56 No.561092624 >>561093905 >>561094339

File: Tyranids_incursions.jpg (176 KB, 960x804)

>>561091821Biological technologies like the tyrannies from war hammer 40k. Centralneural linkage, hyper-evolution, organic tools, shelter, and means oftransportation.

Anonymous (ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:00 No.561092629 >>561094339

>>561091821Does your species keep pets as humans do or do you view this as immoral, perhaps considering itto be undue interference with another species?

Anonymous (ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:17 No.561092667

Why can't you leave us alone

Anonymous (ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:35 No.561092709 >>561094339

Where on Earth are you currently located? How did you get here? What is the name of yourplanet?

Anonymous (ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:16:58 No.561092754 >>561094339

Do you think the human race will end before we reach a higher form of thinking and understandingof the universe? Or do you think we'll keep behaving the way we do even after we reach a spacefaring age?

Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:01 No.561092759

>>561088484 (OP)if you have ben waching us then you undertand our sexual reproductive with that said you wouldunderstand when i say

tits or gtfo!lets see sum alien tits

Anonymous (ID: vACi+h3s ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:25 No.561092801

hey hahaha

Anonymous (ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:38 No.561092831

>>561091821OP pls respond>>561091025

Anonymous (ID: c/NtJK+I ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:17:54 No.561092864 >>561093348 >>561095087

Ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: Sb+4gldf ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:08 No.561093005

What is the purpose behind the supposed human/non-human hybrids? Is it study, assimilation help,or otherwise?


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Why do you do things with cows, if that is your kind doing it?

Does your race have any use for personal vehicles comparable to human cars? Ie sports ships,muscle pods, etc

Anonymous (ID: Ls1/NVHL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:19:33 No.561093067File: 1407299702497.jpg (17 KB, 230x321)

>>561089480I'm very disappointed that this was not thefirst reply.>>561089080Nigga, you dun goofed. Take a break from /b/for a while.


>>561093905 >>561094113 >>561095062 >>561098490 >>561101412 >>561103245

>>561091348If you were in immediate danger of destroying the habitability of your planet, we would intervene.Each life-supporting world is extremely valuable, and cannot be destroyed because of intra-speciesresource / ideology conflicts.

>>561091351We have visited in person. We maintain regular communication with multiple governments. It is, byand large, the desires of your governments that our existence be kept, as you would say, "on thedown low".

>>561091354The "Reptilians" are not quite what they are believed to be on Earth. Their real counterparts aresimilar to your reptiles in appearance, but not much else. They are very intelligence, very cunning,and operate their space as a federation of dynasties. A militant political faction within one dynastyhas landed on Earth and is conducting limited experimentation, with the involvement of severalgovernments.

>>561091554Tens of thousands of generations ago, we had physical sexual intercourse. We grow new Oloroi inlabs.

>>561091720Faster-than-light travel is not possible. However, it is possible to warp space itself to functionallytravel faster than light. There are additional means of FTL travel that your theoretical scientists arebarely beginning to tap into.

>>561092320Your technology is progressing at a strong pace. In fact, the people of planet Earth have, right now,the capacity to colonize most of your system. You collectively hold yourselves back with economicand political ideologies that do not recognize this as an important prerogative, however.

>>561092418We can observe a frequency of 380-820 THz.

Anonymous (ID: jZwenupE ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:14 No.561093265 >>561095087

ayy lmao


>>561091821>Our way of life is significantly more symbiotic and beneficial with the natural order, and our


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technologies are more advanced than every Tier 2 species.

How would you describe these Tiers? And are they any similar to Michio Kaku's Civilization scale?

Anonymous (ID: bRzoABf5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:21:52 No.561093348File: 1404496774249.png (80 KB, 157x270)

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Anonymous (ID: y4UickTy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:22:20 No.561093407

>>561093250OP u poo poo bum answer my question>>561091025

Anonymous (ID: Euc4un2D ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:23:58 No.561093607

>>561088484 (OP)>Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting asrepresentative of my people to yours.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEANER

Anonymous (ID: 1jLMYqv1 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:00 No.561093609 >>561095087

>>561093250ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:34 No.561093680 >>561095975

>>561093250How old are you?

Anonymous (ID: bOS2KKVH ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:53 No.561093727 >>561095975

How old are you and what is the average lifespan of your species?

What are the animals of your planet like?

Anonymous (ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:24:56 No.561093730 >>561094882 >>561095975

Why have you chosen a website like 4chan instead of a more reputable site like Reddit?

Because as you're aware, things can be fabricated very easily on here.

Also, more questions. Who built Stonehenge and why? Why were the Maori built? Why did theMaya's leave Machu Pichu?


>>561088484 (OP)is there really a heaven or hell does god *jesus* exsist?


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will the us government ever admit extra terrestrials

Anonymous (ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:26:17 No.561093905

>>561092624>>561093250I'd like to know.

Anonymous (ID: qQoXufTD ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:27:57 No.561094082 >>561095087 >>561095975

OP / Alien /b/ro,

What are your thoughts on the whole feminist ideology? Would you consider making em fuck off?

Also, ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: l3Vo4UAe ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:28:14 No.561094113

>>561093250Thz?nigger u dum goofed


>>561095376 >>561098490

>>561092463Yes, that would work. This is a successful building strategy for many species. However, yourcurrent sociopolitical environment will make accumulating the necessary initial resourcesprohibitively difficult.

>>561092624These forms of technology are best utilized by species that evolved along a more hive-orientedlifestyle. There are several species that utilize technology that amplifies and refines their naturalcollective neural cloud. Many species utilize organic technology in their production lines to minimizedangerous and un-recyclable wastes.

>>561092629Keeping pets is not immoral. Consider that a dog benefits greatly from it's position as a "pet";comfortable housing, nutritious food, exercise, and a much safer life than it would have in the wild.It is important to realize that the human-canine relationship, much like any relationship humanshave to their domesticated organisms, is symbiotic, and the organisms benefit from it just as muchas you do.

>>561092709I am not on Earth currently. I am in a small survey ship 300 meters above the surface of [OMITTED]desert.

>>561092754It is possible for you to change, but it will only happen after many generations. It is possible forhumans to wipe themselves out, but we will intervene if we can if the biosphere is threatened.

>>561091025Sometimes people who display fascinating biological anomalies get rechecked. Do you have anyunusual illnesses, malformations, or glandular problems?


What information do you have on the star systems mapped out on Mars and many ancient sites on


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earth? Specifically the most revered one "Forehead of face on Mars, Temple of Ra in Egypt,Stonehenge, Washington Monument, ect."

Anonymous (ID: vM4uZR/v ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:30:16 No.561094401 >>561095975

>>561088484 (OP)When will the WW3 start and why ?

Anonymous (ID: Aa7xED2e ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:31:32 No.561094581 >>561094921

I can't tell if OP is legit or not.

Anonymous (ID: kYkeAmXw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:19 No.561094674 >>561095087

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: OEn0ox+P ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:32:49 No.561094730

do you have certain individuals that you like to monitor because they interest or amuse you?

if so, am i one of them?

Anonymous (ID: eSY0dzzS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:17 No.561094786

>>561094339i was born lacking certain ligaments, longer intestinal tract.come say hi?

Anonymous (ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:33:37 No.561094821 >>561097050

>>561094339Okay, great, I feel the same way, but does your species keep pets as well was the main questionthere.

Anonymous (ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:00 No.561094875 >>561097050

Is there a God?

Anonymous (ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:04 No.561094882

>>561093730Op, please

Anonymous (ID: sLJ4zDSw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:20 No.561094921 >>561095510

>>561094581

On one hand, we want him to be real, because it's the more interesting choice.On the other hand, even if he's not real, he's doing a REAL good job.

Getting to know our race over /b/ is so damn genius, he has to be real.

Anonymous (ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:34:29 No.561094939

>>561088484 (OP)PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


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Anonymous (ID: FkEX1jaw ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:27 No.561095062 >>561097050

>>561093250Do you ever plan on making actual conact with people outside the government, as in visiting theactual society?Also, how would you stop the economical/political holdback of scientific progress, or rather howwould you advise us to do it?

Anonymous (ID: iisEz0LU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:35:38 No.561095087

>>561088484 (OP)>>561089470>>561089480>>561089506>>561089525>>561089630>>561089698>>561089763>>561089861>>561090119>>561090556>>561090808>>561092864>>561093265>>561093609>>561094082>>561094674ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: YjmZRqUL ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:34 No.561095213 >>561097050

I think the idea of space travel is amazing. Will it be available to anyone within my life time? I'm 18by the way.

Anonymous (ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:36:59 No.561095273

>>561094339What star system are you from?How far is it?Are "reptilians" also extraterrestrials, or did they evolve on earth like dinosaurs?

Anonymous (ID: tL3DzYMu ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:19 No.561095328

rollin

Anonymous (ID: jUbHxN6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:37:38 No.561095376 >>561097050

>>561094339Which of the Human races do you find the most fascinating?

Anonymous (ID: sjbpTOAU ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:38:42 No.561095510 >>561096026 >>561098273

>>561094921Well, I'm not 100% sure but I think Oloroi is coincidentally the same name as a village in Uganda.

Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:18 No.561095595 >>561096304 >>561098273

do you have a hierarchy of sum sort mabey a monarchy or a diplomatic society or is there a singlecouncil that you report to and that discuss everey larg decision and make collective decision based


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Anonymous (ID: 2qSVtMuT ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:39:44 No.561095653

is there an alien race out there with perfect plump ghetto bootyes? who have a craving for underaverage cock?

Anonymous (ID: SdAnI9CS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:40:51 No.561095810 >>561095935

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>>561088484 (OP)How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie rollcenter of a tootsie pop?


How does first contact between two alien species usually happen and how advanced is theyoungest of those species at the time?

Anonymous (ID: PFTKISnK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:41:46 No.561095935

>>561095810

How many dicks does this faggot suck hourly?


>>561096565 >>561097147 >>561097496 >>561098490 >>561099453

>>561093312They are somewhat similar.

Tier 1 species have not left their home planet. Many of these are pre-scientific and are quietlyobserved.Tier 2 species are space-capable, but have not developed trans-dimensional technology orquantum manipulation.Tier 3 species are space-capable, and have developed trans-dimensional technology and quantummanipulation. The "reptilians" I mentioned earlier are a Tier 2 species. The moment your astronautYuri Gagarin went into space, you began your transition into a Tier 2 species. There are decimalabbreviations in this scale to recognize gradients within these determinants.

>>561093680>>561093727I was created and "born" approximately 408 local years ago. I have a functional lifespan of roughly750 local earth years.

>>561093730Stonehedge was built by humans. It holds astronomical significance and was used to keep timeand track star/planet movement across generations. The Maori are a population group, they werenot built. Macchu Pichu was not built by the Maya; much like the Egyptians, they found thesestructures in their back yard, so to speak, and move in.

>>561093903God, understood as a human-esque figure with omnipotent powers, does not exist and is amythical construct. The story of Jesus as it is understood now is an amalgamation of severalimportant religious reformers who lived over a four-century time period. The last of these reformers,who was murdered by his government, is the primary basis for the literary Jesus.


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Your governments will allow exposure of our operations at an undisclosed date in the future.

>>5610940823rd Wave Feminism, a socio-cultural phenomenon ongoing in the "Western World", is notsomething I am familiar with.

>>561094353The Face on Mars was a poor-quality photograph that does not accurately depict the area. TheTemple of Ra, Stonehenge, and the Washington monument are human creations.

>>561094401I cannot tell the future.

Anonymous (ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:23 No.561096023

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:42:27 No.561096026

>>561095510it is. dont know if coincidence or not

Anonymous (ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:28 No.561096286 >>561098273

File: 1402840331111.jpg (3.06 MB, 3200x1800)

Is it ever frustrating communicating with beings so far below yourown intelligence level?

Also, what is life like on your home planet?

And why is Earth of interest to your kind?

Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:36 No.561096304 >>561098273

>>561095595also if one member of the human species is ready or willing to learn to live with your species wouldyou be willing to let them?

Anonymous (ID: 7h55jcuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:45 No.561096329 >>561098273

>>561095975who build the pyramids in egypt

Anonymous (ID: 3rxPB9q+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:44:47 No.561096337 >>561098273

>>561095975Fuck, sorry, I meant Moai. You know my own planet better than I do.

Also, is it possible to understand a full language from just scraps of it? Could we ever fully decipherRongoRongo?


>>561095975Tell us more about the reptilians?Where are they from? What are they doing here?

Also, is it common for a species to remove the biological limits on lifespan?


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Anonymous (ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:46:40 No.561096565 >>561100043

>>561095975Is there anything from Earth that you enjoy? Such as books or video games?

Anonymous (ID: TNLRdaSo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:47:32 No.561096668 >>561100043

So where do you get the knowledge and classifications of species from?Is there like a standardized system for our galaxy?

Anonymous (ID: GnKMZZOJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:48:20 No.561096763 >>561100043

Could you beat an average human in a fight?

Anonymous (ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:03 No.561096859

>>561088484 (OP)I bet his favorite bands are Aversions Crown and Rings of Saturn

Anonymous (ID: u0/O0KFX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:49:27 No.561096915 >>561100043

Implying we share a similar homologous structure, would there be any sports you could pass ontous?


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Are there any beings of a higher level intelligence than your own that youhave come in contact with? What are they like?


1.Is "Cold Fusion" and "Anti-Gravity" generators possible and if so, a liable energy source?

2. Also is there huge potential in Resonance Technology? For example killing viruses and perhapshigh temperature bose-einstein condensates.

Anonymous (ID: dbbtHMO0 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097015

>>561088484 (OP)tacos or burritos? also bud light or miller lite?

Anonymous (ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:13 No.561097017 >>561100043

Was there life on Mars? How was it destroyed, and what type of life lived there?

Anonymous (ID: DfhEkYc3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:18 No.561097025 >>561100043

How is your home planet? (Size, temperature, geography, gravity, etc).

Are you carbon based life forms?


>>561098490 >>561103661

>>561094821Yes, we do keep pets. We do not keep sentient species as pets.


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>>561094875The cosmos itself is universe totality. The notion of an ego-centric human-shaped deity is asubjective projection of the mind into reality and is not objectively "real".

>>561095062We do contact people outside government. Usually this is in the form of medical experimentation,but most of our dialogue with non-government personnel takes place with government contractedpersonnel.Currently, the personal profit motive is fueling much of your advanced economies, but this is not astable, long-term economic strategy. Here's a hint: decentralizing processes increases systemsatisfaction for all involved components.

>>561095213Space travel is currently available to your species. You have already developed the technologies.However, your choice of economies is preventing the mass integration of these technologies intoyour lives.

>>561095376Personally, I enjoy Chinese architecture, "Western" science-fiction stories, and Buddhistphilosophy. Buddhist philosophy is not perfect, but it's one of the most precious things your specieshas created.

Anonymous (ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:50:46 No.561097084 >>561101747 >>561102176

Is love a thing that only exists in the human race, or do other species also have this?

Anonymous (ID: P8ZTVVTm ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097145

You say you have advanced technology. Can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toastcrunch?

Anonymous (ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:14 No.561097147 >>561101747

>>561095975Incas, dude.

Also, how many species are there in our galaxy and who are we nearest neighbors? Are theremore in other galaxies?

Anonymous (ID: 8MESqEJX ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:20 No.561097162 >>561101747

bro, im high, you're trippin me out. what do you think of marijuana?

Anonymous (ID: fuo23CRo ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:51:45 No.561097214 >>561098174

>>561097050I am Buddhist and hearing that is pretty awesome.


>>561097050Who build the pyramids in Egypt


How do you view human wars? from petty tribal conflicts of ancient times to world wars?Also, whats up with ancient Rome, aliens had to have something to do with that.


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Anonymous (ID: bOBbxoAh ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:53:54 No.561097446

ayy lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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>>561095975More questions:Do you have similar basic biochemistry to earth species? (DNA/RNA/proteins/enzymes)

How are you connected to the internet?Do you have anything analogous to clothing, or do you just run around naked all day?Do you commonly carry weapons with you, given the greater physical strength of humanscompared to your species?


is there an alien civilization in the system HD283271? From earth it appears to be near thePleiades in the direction of Orion's belt.

Anonymous (ID: Ecz2akFF ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:54:41 No.561097542

When can i get beamed up? I want to travel the universe with you brah.

Anonymous (ID: TJC5CDyy ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:55:43 No.561097674

>>561088484 (OP)

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ayy lmao


Also, who is you're favorite human to have ever lived?

Anonymous (ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:05 No.561097716 >>561098248 >>561101747

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Is Roswell Real And is this picture Real of this grey Pleaseanswer

Anonymous (ID: boXVLjd2 ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:56:25 No.561097771

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao


Who build the pyramids in Egypt


>>561097891Eat shit


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Do you have any forms of art that do not exist on Earth?

Likewise are there any forms of art unique to humans?

Anonymous (ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:09 No.561098090 >>561101747

>>561097050You said earlier we had the technology to colonize most of our solar system. Does that includeVenus, or is that still out of our reach?

Anonymous (ID: CLn70w4Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:12 No.561098098

Can you please take me somewhere outside of Earth? Anywhere, I don't care where I would justlike the opportunity to see and learn things that I would otherwise have not had to opportunity to.

In return I will help you in any way that I can.

Anonymous (ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)09:59:46 No.561098174

>>561097214This

Anonymous (ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:19 No.561098248

>>561097716this what you fucks look like?


>>561098525 >>561098971 >>561099272 >>561099340 >>561099430

>>561095510It is a coincidence. They are not pronounced the same. Oloroi is the closest English spelling I canapproximate to the actual sound.

>>561095595We operate similar to your concept of a federation. There is a centralized authority, but it operatesprimarily as regulator of production to ensure quality and safety. Just like every other species, weare not a monolithic faction. There are hundreds of small factions of colonists with their ownlifestyles spread across many planets.

>>561095929Usually contact happens when a species develops the technology to explore their solar system. Anenvoy will discreetly meet with the leading authorities of the planet and discuss contact on theyounger species' terms. Some go for full disclosure and acceptance, others like your world aremore suspicious and protective and keep our existence and relationship behind the scenes.

>>561096286I enjoy the perspective you organisms offer. It's amazing, there's millions of life-bearing worlds,hundreds of thousands of sentient species, and billions of individuals within those species, and yet,everyone is always a little different. It's one of those amazing things about our cosmos.My home planet was destroyed by a meteor about 400,000 years ago. Before that, it was similar toyour Earth, although I am told it was a little colder, with heavier gravity. Earth is interesting to usbecause it is a birth planet, a planet which gave rise to intelligent life and has a stable, habitablebiosphere.

>>561096304It has been tried before. Usually the individual cannot handle the experiences they are having andcannot cope. The subsequent mental breakdown requires a short-term memwipe and return to their


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>>561096329A human culture that existed approximately 11,500 years ago built the pyramids.

>>561096337Naturally, we cannot learn words we have never heard, but it is easy for us to pick up the syntaxand grammar of a language after listening to it for several minutes.

Anonymous (ID: GBLcpkCv ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:00:51 No.561098321

>>561088484 (OP)What is your opinion of the scientific and the truly heart breaking, kitten bashing statement that isayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: zfcw1QIV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:06 No.561098343 >>561101747

Who's doing the cattle mutilations and why?

Anonymous (ID: dmXsd3RO ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:01:29 No.561098376

>>561088484 (OP)Do you really look like that?


>>561098273OP confirmed not alien(Aliens build the pyramids not humans)

Anonymous (ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:14 No.561098490

>>561088484 (OP)>>561090104>>561091821>>561093250>>561094339>>561095975>>561097050>>561098273AYY LMAO

Anonymous (ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:17 No.561098493 >>561101747

>>561098273Can you take a pic of where you are at right now? It can be anything. If not, why?


>>561098273please answer my question of if i can travel the universe with you

Anonymous (ID: Tq8q0zsC ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:02:38 No.561098540 >>561102980

how did you gain access to human technology?

Anonymous (ID: ysSMiMlK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:22 No.561098645 >>561102764 >>561102980


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I've got a few questions

Is it possible for you to contact me? Because I would love to be able to meet a being like yourself.

Does your species have tattoos or body art?

What do you think of cell phones and social media?

Anonymous (ID: V1udRlvc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098652

>>561088484 (OP)AYY LMAO

Anonymous (ID: xovSdCez ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:03:25 No.561098653

>>561088484 (OP)tits or gtfo

Anonymous (ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:16 No.561098764 >>561098832

>>561092080Should we legalize grey marriage?!

Anonymous (ID: gekTzlqd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:28 No.561098789

Can you take a selfie

Anonymous (ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:04:57 No.561098832 >>561098947

>>561098764Lost


>>561088484 (OP)are ghosts real like paranormal spirits that exsist among us ?

Anonymous (ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:05:56 No.561098947

>>561098832lost


>>561098273how do you access the internet?

Anonymous (ID: sSTd/hjL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:10 No.561098975 >>561102980

Have you ever had any experiences with recreational drugs humans use such as marijuana orLSD?Also, have you guys ever had any wars among your species/with other species?

Anonymous (ID: sI9EPPaR ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:06:26 No.561099013

>>561088484 (OP)Can I shag one of your alien girls


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Anonymous (ID: 0eYNElGI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:04 No.561099108

>>561088484 (OP)Do you faggots suck cock too?

Anonymous (ID: ttoJkUEE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:36 No.561099170File: ayy_lmao.gif (1.93 MB, 356x200)

Anonymous (ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:07:50 No.561099191 >>561099345 >>561099503

If you ever need me for tests and shit, as long as it doesn't kill me, you can probably get my IP andtrack me. You have my consent. Especially if it's for fertility tests LMAO


>>561098273

Your home planet, was it a birth planet as well? Or did you arrive there?

What did your kind do after your planet was destroyed? Did you find a new planet?

Anonymous (ID: BKKJiSuo ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:41 No.561099305

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: JzTQYkUX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:08:52 No.561099324

>>561088484 (OP)Ayyyyyyyyyyy Lmao


>>561098273Srs tho how do I get a qt3.14 alien gf

Anonymous (ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:06 No.561099345 >>561099464 >>561099589

>>561099191Underage and b&


Do you know if our universe is a simulation?

Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:46 No.561099430 >>561102980 >>561104281

>>561098273if there was an individual with a mutation that would lead it to grate discoveries that are above theunderstanding of the current sciences of the species would you in any way help the individual toadvance its species or would you ignore the individual completely?

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>>561095975Yuri Gagarin was a cosmonaut, not an astronaut.

If you're going to do this shit, you need to be more knowledgeable.

Anonymous (ID: BCSAHHr8 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:09:58 No.561099464

>>561099345how is 22 underage

hello

Anonymous (ID: TELAPONg ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:01 No.561099468 >>561102980 >>561104228

We have been through a few warsWhat is our destructive nature like compared to other species?

Anonymous (ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:15 No.561099503 >>561099589

>>561099191Anon confirmed for underage

Anonymous (ID: LjvO5mhV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:31 No.561099548 >>561099712

Roleplayers are the absolute fucking worstIt's cringeworthy because the writing is on level with an average 16 year old

Anonymous (ID: P7MVfatE ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:38 No.561099564

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: ydUbSrLV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:46 No.561099578 >>561099651 >>561104228

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Is there a universal morality?

Anonymous (ID: vta1QMqH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:10:52 No.561099589

>>561099503>>561099345Samefag

Anonymous (ID: 6TW5pa1f ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:11:24 No.561099651

>>561099578yes, it's called "don't be a cunt"


>>561099548Yours too?


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>>561101393 >>561101529 >>561101532 >>561101991 >>561102013 >>561103616 >>561103758

>>561096405The "Reptilians" are from a star ~60 light years away from you. They are slightly more advancedthan you are now, but have an economic system more accommodating for deep-space exploration.A militant faction operating on Earth uses farmed humans for the collection of their glandularexcretions, which are used as recreational and medicinal drugs for them. They are also carnivores,and enjoy the taste of human meat. They run a very secret op with the United States and Canadiangovernment for technology in return for humans. This interstellar drug ring, so to speak, funds alarge portion of their operations in this sector of their space. You do not need to fear them, however.We will stop any attempts of theirs to take over your world.Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself from, save for consciousnessupload. The technology to do this is quite sophisticated, and not many succeed at creating itwithout serious flaws.

>>561096565Western science fiction is enjoyable. A fellow operator of mine greatly enjoys the human musicknown as "goa trance", and another raises several Earth-local animals as pets.

>>561096668We catalogue species as we observe them. We perform routine sweeps through much of ourgalactic space.

>>561096763In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.

>>561096915Humans are too large and heavy to adequately perform many of our more acrobatic sports. Justlike your species, we enjoy running, swimming, resistance exercise, and a yoga equivalent.

>>561096964None that we know of. The Serapheme are about as advanced as us, although they are entirelyuploaded into synthetic bodies. Keep in mind that the Oloroi are millions of local years old, whereasyour own species is less than 200,000.

>>561097017There was once microbial life on Mars.

>>561097025It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a little further from it's star, but youcould live there with a simple suit.

Anonymous (ID: 0tC+gHMj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:14:28 No.561100079 >>561104228

Why are you the chosen representative?Do you wear clothes?Should i learn kling-on?


>>561099453Semantics.Cosmonaut = Russian Astronaut aka an Astronaut.

Anonymous (ID: WuegRdEM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:15:55 No.561100270

AYY LMAO


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Anonymous (ID: DC3wryKc ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:16:15 No.561100314 >>561104228

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If the origin of life is panspermia, where and how life star?.

And.....really the plan is let the terran government rule when you show up?,there are ONE important flaw in you plan, lol.


>>561100043Show us your face tho

Anonymous (ID: p2KH8dmW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:03 No.561100554 >>561104228

Do you think you reached the technological plateau? And is there a possibility of star wars tech likelightsabers or the death star?

Anonymous (ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:08 No.561100565 >>561104228

What do your people consider beautiful? How does it compare to what we have molded 'beauty'into?

Anonymous (ID: uNIgzlNf ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:18:41 No.561100640 >>561101412 >>561104228

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>>561100043>It is long destroyed. But it was similar to earth. A little larger and a littlefurther from it's star, but you could live there with a simple suit.it's star.Welp mr alien, you just failed your first inglish test

Anonymous (ID: 72WjVEpm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:20:37 No.561100882

How'd you get on /b/ alien?

Anonymous (ID: kBJVj47w ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:21:29 No.561101004

keep postin LMAO


>>561100043Where are you alien /b/ro pls mosh with me to Rings of Saturn

Anonymous (ID: 077muZsn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:24:56 No.561101383 >>561104228

Have you come into contact with inter-dimensional beings?Is it true when people die they shift to another dimension but remnants come through to ours andthat is where we get the concept of spirits or ghosts?


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>>561100043>In a physical brawl, a human being would easily kill me.How do you know? lets organise a duel, something like the battleof the 300 champions


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>>561100640>>561093250"They are very intelligence..."

Anonymous (ID: 9usL/7fm ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:25:33 No.561101456 >>561104228

What happened on the 21 december 2012?

What density are your species?

When will humans be fourth density?

Anonymous (ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:14 No.561101529 >>561104228

>>561100043I'll bite, how come you can't show us what you look like? And why are you avoiding thesequestions?

Anonymous (ID: R2z1MLAj ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:15 No.561101532 >>561101681

>>561100043ANSWER MY QUESTION, FAGGOT! TAKE A PICTURE, ANY PICTURE, IT DOESN'T MATTERWHAT IT IS! IT CAN BE A PIC OF THE SCREEN THAT YOU'RE USING TO TYPE THIS,ANYTHING, PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, TELL US WHY!!!

Anonymous (ID: /dHMLoFM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:23 No.561101549 >>561104228

If WW3 were to happen, what would the cause?

Anonymous (ID: aqiKUqhq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:26:39 No.561101581

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao


>>561101532take a damn picture


>>561102384 >>561102496 >>561102767

>>5610970041. Yes, and Yes.2. Yes.

>>561097084All species have enjoy love. It is our love of the cosmos and all it's children that acts as thefoundation of our society. It is why we catalogue, nurture, and protect species instead of killingthem and taking their resources.

>>561097147There are approximately 4 Tier 3 species, 32,000 Tier 2 species, and millions of Tier 1 species.There is life in other galaxies as far as we can tell. We have not traveled outside the Milky Way,however.


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>>561097162An enjoyable, easy-to-abuse substance. The widespread global prohibition against it is a short-sighted and destructive policy.

>>561097293A human civilization that existed 11,500 years ago.

>>561097439Rome was a relatively impressive empire for it's time. Human wars are no different than any otherspecies wars; armed conflicts over territory, resources, or ideology are common in Tier 1 and Tier 2species. They are wasteful, hateful, and terrible. Absolutely foolish courses of action, every one.

>>561097515Why that star in particular?

>>561097496Our biological chemistry is different. We are carbon based, but our DNA equivalent operates on adifferent principle. We have proteins and enzymes that work in similar fashions to your own.

>>561097685Rasputin. That was an impressive man.And Kennedy. He worked with us to prevent nuclear war and saved your planet.

>>561097716A survivor of Roswell currently works for the U.S. government. He is one of us.

>>561098029No form of art is unique to humans. We have a form of art that is a manipulation of magneticwaves, although without the right equipment and organic optic structures, it's difficult to perceive it.

>>561098090Yes, that includes Venus.

>>561098343I do not know. Most likely a human with below-average empathy.

>>561098476We helped with the alignment, but we did not actually do the block moving.

>>561098493Compromises the security of our operation. Sorry.

Anonymous (ID: Pkba5xck ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:05 No.561101861 >>561105673

I would like to be a little more polite than the other anons. Can you please take a picture ofsomething, anything? I really, really want you to be real. If you can't, can you tell us why?

Anonymous (ID: CkGzY/9J ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:29:13 No.561101869 >>561102240 >>561105673

Are you going to get reborn after you die or have you reached "self-realization" to the point whereyou can stay in the omnipotent oneness?

Also, you shojld visit human music festivals. Ozora is one. You'll find that there are humans thathave developed far beyond the average, and that there are other life forms actively interacting withthem, often at events like this. Not all, though, you won't find them at a kanye concert, obviously.

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If you are easily bested in single hand-to-hand combat by a human, it's easy to assume that you'dmore than likely be killed by most animals on our planet. Drawing from this, it's also easy toconclude that you more than likely have some form of advanced weaponry, correct?

Anonymous (ID: NYiBdekX ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:20 No.561102013 >>561102994 >>561105673

>>561100043>Lifespan is, as far as we are aware, impossible to remove oneself fromnot even with gene-therapies, or even nanoscale modifications of individual cells? By the waybiotech is progressing, it seems these things could be possible maybe within the next 100 years. Itcertainly seems easier than attempting consciousness upload.

Also, are the reptilians still bound by the limits of general relativity? How much more sophisticatedis their quantum technology than ours?

Anonymous (ID: +qYFuOhd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:30:35 No.561102042File: image.jpg (54 KB, 666x666)

I wish this was true

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ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: zoSSVSyi ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:39 No.561102148

>>561101747ayy lmao, fucking bullshit btw


>>561101747Aye you answered all of theirs but not mine?Bokay, guess I'll figure out how to get an alien gf on my own.

Anonymous (ID: X9jHrkk4 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:31:58 No.561102176 >>561102394 >>561102410

>>561097084>>561097084>>561097084ANSWER THIS

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Will you take me with you?

Anonymous (ID: hzPOXmle ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:32:41 No.561102240 >>561105673

>>561101869How about...Summer Slaughter? I'd like to see how well an alien would fare at a metal show. Can


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These threads are why I keep coming back to /b/. Even though it's probably fake, it's just too muchfun to speculate about.


Since new member of your species are born through being grown, I imagine this means you haveno genetalia. How do you dispose of urine?

Also, thank you for taking the time out of your schedule to answer our questions.

Anonymous (ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:25 No.561102331

>>561101747Does it really matter anyway? Who cares if you post a picture. This is anonymous. Even if this isreal what can they do to you. You obviously have the higher hand anyway. Your technology is waybetter then ours.

Anonymous (ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:57 No.561102384 >>561103476 >>561105673

>>561101747What do you know/think of Nikola Tesla and Edwin Grey?

Anonymous (ID: RUUbuL+z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:33:58 No.561102385

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao


>>561102176It did

Anonymous (ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:14 No.561102410

>>561102176He already did

Anonymous (ID: 7jjzuE+d ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:23 No.561102429File: beldar.jpg (9 KB, 225x255)

>>561088484 (OP)

I read this in Dan Aykroyd's voice..

Anonymous (ID: awOa13Mh ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:34:59 No.561102496 >>561105673

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>>5611017471.)so you know about kennedy??Who murdered him and why??


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Anonymous (ID: cnaOSM4L ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:35:13 No.561102509

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ay lmao

Anonymous (ID: SZiSCgdn ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:36:45 No.561102669

ayy lmao


>>561098645bumping my questions


>>561101747>Why that star in particular?

It is suggested threw ancient star maps that this sun like star had some significance to ancientcultures

Anonymous (ID: j6G4QY+u ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:38:47 No.561102864

What is dark matter exactly? Also how could we build a portable power source that would generateenough energy to lift a person through plasma based thrusters, or maybe a different system thatrequires lower energy.


>>561102090i died


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>>561098540We operate closely with many world governments. Also, accessing your internet from off-world isreally easy.

>>561098645It is possible.We do have body art.Social media and cell phones are symptoms of the technological symbiosis. They are just stepsalong the path to full consciousness upload, if that is the route your species wishes to take.

>>561098915No. The paranormal and the supernatural are creations of faulty human perception and inability toexplain specific circumstances.

>>561098975We have not had a war in over a thousand generations. Our ships are sufficiently advanced that noknown Tier 2 species is a threat, and no Tier 3 species has the desire or inclination to wage war.I personally have not experimented with human drugs. There have been instances of Oloroi takingpsilocybin and dimethyltriptamine. They are mild and enjoyable entheogens.


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>>561099272Home planet is synonymous with birth planet.

Our planet was destroyed by a rogue asteroid. At that point, we we're still Tier 2, but had spreadout to dozens of systems. A majority of our species was off-planet at the time, but it created anenormous spiritual and socio-cultural hole that lasted for thousands of years.

>>561099430If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it'simpossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when youconsider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread geneticcataloguing and preservation difficult.

>>561099414Technically it IS a simulation; your entire existence is created as a perception in your brain.

>>561099468Not much different, honestly. Most species have a competitive nature, a hierarchical and tribalisticmindset that encourages the creation of boundaries (manifests as property rights, political borders,cultural behaviors, etc.) and fractioning (you see yourselves as separate races, not as a whole).

Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:40:02 No.561102994 >>561103815

>>561102013biotec can only go so far by its self and a "consciousness upload" would not be that hard if you hadan organic compiter modified to read the dna of your species so in our case it would have a dubblehelix for a operating system insted of the 1001101010 of binary it would probally look somthing likeATATTCGAGCTA

Anonymous (ID: MMsyr5md ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:24 No.561103158 >>561105673

Have you traveled to other galaxies? Which is your favorite? Can you describe a sunrise there?

Anonymous (ID: UsMO2vEK ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:31 No.561103176

Ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: jGttFUEl ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:41:56 No.561103236 >>561105673

Do you know what to do when this thrrad 404s?

Anonymous (ID: Y7xu/4aa ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:42:01 No.561103245

>>561093250Why does that reptilian bit sound very Klingon?

Anonymous (ID: Zy8Yw618 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:44 No.561103447 >>561105673

when will the government tell us about you guys then? what's the harm in knowing?

Anonymous (ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:43:56 No.561103476

>>561102980answer pls>>561102384


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>>561088484 (OP)>Homo Sapien

Species is spelt with a lowercase you alien pleb. Lrn to nomenclature.

>ayy lmao


>>561100043You stated the Reptilians' planet is 60 light years and that they have an Earth base that farmshuman resources. Does this not conflict with your prior statements that they are a Tier 2 species,not yet capable of trans-dimensional technology and the fact you can not go faster than lightwithout it? Or do they actually send those resources on a 60+ year trip to their solar system everytime?

Anonymous (ID: /RUXsY4G ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:27 No.561103649 >>561105673

>>561088484 (OP)How does one become more in tune with the universal consciousness?

Anonymous (ID: Q74W3lEI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:32 No.561103661 >>561106894

>>561097050is the universe conscious , is the universe aware ?

Anonymous (ID: 8sMXe8Sk ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:45:56 No.561103701 >>561106894

>>561102980what do you think of racism?

is your kind racist-hateful against other living beings? If so, why? historical conflicts, different ideasetc

Anonymous (ID: pQkv+pxp ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:08 No.561103729

Ayyyy Lmao

Anonymous (ID: z907X0O5 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:46:22 No.561103758 >>561106894

>>561100043Is our species existence directly due to yours? Due to our similar physical traits, at least comparedto all possibilities, I thought you might have had a hand in our creation? Perhaps our primates justneeded an extra boost to make the jump to humans?


>>561102994Consciousness itself is not encoded in DNA. In the sense you are describing, all living organismsare biological computers.

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Anonymous (ID: jsXuHV8Z ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:47:35 No.561103913 >>561104029 >>561106894

>>561102980What is the best piece of technology, art, philosophy, etc... that mankind has produced that hasbeen picked up by alien cultures?

Anonymous (ID: AJQ5j2sA ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:00 No.561103952

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: renD+6Yq ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:04 No.561103961

>>561103602replying so attention can come to my reply. I want this uneducated alien to reply.

Anonymous (ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:05 No.561103962File: cropped.png (323 KB, 1010x1210)

do you know anything about the Arecibo message that was sent out into space,and got this picture back as a crop circle.

The one on the left is the message we sent into space, the one on the right is theone that was received as a crop circle.

Anonymous (ID: lqKQOtQJ ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:35 No.561104029 >>561106894

>>561103913this and what is your most advanced technology?

Anonymous (ID: EuYBbgjd ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104067 >>561106894

Are you aware of the ebola virus that is taking place right now and if so is it caused by ourgovernment?

Anonymous (ID: Eq8hy5qL ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:48:57 No.561104068

>>561088484 (OP)congratulations at being allowed to study us. i have only one bit of advice. be quick because thispopulation is about to go extinct within the next decade. enjoy!

Anonymous (ID: EmavjLYT ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:07 No.561104087

ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: 70JnUa6o ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:49:10 No.561104093 >>561104265

Could you abduct me? I've got a few mental disorders you could take a look at.

You should just let me stay there too.


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I figured you won't give us a material proof, because as long as we don't have it, we cannot be100% sure that what you're saying is true. There will probably be one among us that would goapeshit and head towards the nearest goverment building or whatevs and attract some attention onthe whole situation. Still a cool thread tho.


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>>561099468To continue this, some species do not evolve a competitive gene per se, but instead are moreacclimated for community-oriented behavior and modes of thinking. This is prevalent inhive-species.

>>561099578There is no objective morality. But there are aspects of the universe that, when observed andrespected, produce a "tough-love" sort of morality.

>>561100079I have been working in the system for a while. I just happened to end up working on this planet.There were literally more than three hundred other worlds I could have been assigned to.We wear clothes, yes. They are more form fitting and comfortable than your fabrics.You can learn Kling-on, but I don't think it has much practical purpose.

>>561100314Panspermia is a theory on the origin of life on a particular planet, not the origin of the life itself.And we let the planet governance have final say because we respect the sovereignty andautonomy of sentient peoples.

>>561100554We have reached a technological plateau, yes. It has been this way for nearly 30,000 local years.

>>561100565We find beauty in forms of nature, like a waterfall, or a beach, or a sunset, or a mountain, just likeyou do. However, our psychosexual tastes are very different, as you are a hormone-infused animal-minded creature, and I'm more synthetic than anything.

>>561101383There are inter-dimensional beings. There is *some* truth to that, but they do not "come back" inthe form of ghosts.

>>561101393Humans are much larger and much more physically powerful than we are.

>>561101412>>561100640I'm not perfect. I make mistakes too. English is my 745th language, cut me some slack. :)

>>561101456Nothing out of the ordinary happened on 12/21/2012.I do not understand the other questions.

>>561101529I have answered this. I cannot "take a selfie" because it will compromise our operation and violatesseveral treaties we have with your governments.

>>561101549Resources or ideology.


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Anonymous (ID: dlHll4hV ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:38 No.561104265

>>561104093This, maybe help me find out why I feel so lethargic and unmotivated all the time. Psychological orphysiological, I'd like to know.

Anonymous (ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:50:45 No.561104281 >>561104665 >>561105512 >>561106341

>>561102980>>>561099430>If we knew who it was, we would probably try and protect him from any threats. However, it'simpossible to completely protect someone, and our tasks difficulty is compounded when youconsider that the nature of our relationship with your government/planet makes widespread geneticcataloguing and preservation difficult.

In relation to this topic, i would like to note that i myself may contain a rare gene inherited from myfather that, as i am told, helps me think. I do often find myself thinking how can everyone aroundme be so stupid, though i know that has more to do with our poor environment. So I would consentto you taking a DNA sample and undergo testing if that is what you desire.

Anonymous (ID: N2A8DsvS ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:51:12 No.561104331

>>561102980Does your Species have any genders? Also, what is the average number of genders for sentientspecies?

Anonymous (ID: Heaven ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:52:47 No.561104504

Do you enjoy or know anyone who enjoys the music of Earl Sweatshirt?

Anonymous (ID: woKlJEWT ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:52:52 No.561104512

>>561104228I would like to significantly aid my species via helping with advances in math in science, what is thebest route for me to take in doing so?

Anonymous (ID: G36VknxO ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:53:22 No.561104561

>>561102980

1. Did Phil Schneider kill two grey aliens while digging tunnels for the US government? If so, whoare these aliens who seem to be malevolent.2. Is Billy Meier a hoaxer or is he telling the truth? If so, what is the Pleiadian's agenda?3. What is your favorite science fiction book/movie/story?

Anonymous (ID: RIvoNW/S ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:53:30 No.561104579 >>561104735 >>561104918

>>561104228How are we supposed to believe you. You want a understanding of us and you probably know mostof what we are telling you is true. How are we supposed to know your not lying. And if you have atreaty with the government then why are you telling us this "information" anyway then?

Anonymous (ID: 8lQm4Mjk ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:53:53 No.561104629

Is OP a faggot?

Anonymous (ID: wexYfexF ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:54:09 No.561104665

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Anonymous (ID: zsLZQHyY ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:54:51 No.561104735

>>561104579Wow, can you literally be that stupid?

Anonymous (ID: h4+20fO3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:55:28 No.561104805 >>561104897 >>561105057

What happen's when you die? Do you actually come back to earth in a new body? Or do you onlyget one chance to live and that's it?

Anonymous (ID: gJ1rTmsH ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:56:16 No.561104880

Thank you, OP.

Anonymous (ID: h4+20fO3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:56:29 No.561104897

>>561104805Nice.

Anonymous (ID: XH5ard8P ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:56:34 No.561104906 >>561105180

>>561089725my sides... Also alien bro what do you think about feminism and the tumblr landwhales?

Anonymous (ID: rrilyqmS ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:56:41 No.561104918

>>561104579>How are we supposed to know your not lying.Are you fucking retarded? Either play along or get the fuck out.

Anonymous (ID: 5SPhM4Xy ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:57:07 No.561104961 >>561105470 >>561105605

>>561088484 (OP)You mentioned music that you listen. Can you give us an example, uploaded to somewhere likesendspace.com or vocaroo?

Anonymous (ID: /dHMLoFM ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:58:05 No.561105057

>>561104805Already answered

Anonymous (ID: p2KH8dmW ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:58:20 No.561105082

>>561104228I understand that you only abduct humans who are deemed scientificly interesting I think I fit thatbill because I have never been ill and always been incredibly healthy. I never was given vaccinesbecause of my mothers fear of vaccines the only medicine I've been given is pain killers for a headache

Anonymous (ID: 4ZyKIfYF ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:58:58 No.561105157 >>561105715

to OP:

I thoroughly enjoy reading your work. Regardless of where you come from, thank you for taking thetime to do this.


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is Canada as nice of a country as people say it is or is it a just another media tactic


oh and if you want anything you'll have to wait in line. the illegitimate "self appointed" authorities arebusy expending every resource and about to consume the entire content of all the living beingshere for profit. the proof is in their very public attempt through known agencies to find another earthlike world to start over on.

Anonymous (ID: prnGu/mp ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:58:59 No.561105162 >>561105471

>>561088484 (OP)Okay, OP, I have a really interesting question. I want to ask about an interesting thesis I read inabout two months ago. So here's this...

Are we living in a three dimensional world, or our world is a four dimensional one where we onlypercieve only three?


>>561104906he already mentioned that he knows nothing of third wave feminism / tumblr feminism

Anonymous (ID: /GdJ0cLg ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:59:20 No.561105209 >>561105318

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who burnt Forax?

Anonymous (ID: Q74W3lEI ) 08/07/14(Thu)10:59:56 No.561105303File: 1405375936478.gif (439 KB, 500x271)

>>561102980have your people ever experimented with LSD ? and beyond that areentheogens safe for human beings and can they be used for evolving ,whatever that may mean ?

Anonymous (ID: EuYBbgjd ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:00:02 No.561105308

Ok heres a really good question,Is there a species out there that are part human part cat or anything like that?

Anonymous (ID: U6wHpGKG ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:00:05 No.561105314

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are you aware of any species that have ever become extinct through intentionally stopping anyreproducing as a collective whole?


>>561105209i blame the pyro


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There have been recent discoveries with the chandra x-ray observatory, what is the origin of the 3.4to 3.6 keV spectral signal?

Anonymous (ID: 9usL/7fm ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:00:59 No.561105418

How many different dimensions exists beyond 3d?

Are you aware of a race known as the Sassani?

Are humans developing additional strands of DNA?

Anonymous (ID: 5SPhM4Xy ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:01:31 No.561105470

>>561104961Please OP, show us a sample of your loved kind of music, even its beyond 22 KHz

Anonymous (ID: jGttFUEl ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:01:31 No.561105471 >>561105783

>>561105162 (You)You need to go to school, niggy. One dimension is time, of anything - there's your 4.

Anonymous (ID: zlZ4T17/ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:01:41 No.561105496

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao

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Anonymous (ID: PriUg94o ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:01:46 No.561105512

>>561104281i am very similar annon i have a mild form of Aspergers and i have found i think differently thenmost people i have designed multiple photobioreacters that can revolutionize the world economy bymakeing oil a renewable resource that can be farmed in any environmenti also desined a>Mutligenerational>Orbital>Trestal>Harbinger>Evolutionary>Rotational>shipor a mothership kek

Anonymous (ID: jy/8B7kN ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:01:52 No.561105517 >>561105607

>>561088484 (OP)ayy lmao, i have a question. could you sell me some weed?


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Anonymous (ID: /GdJ0cLg ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:02:22 No.561105563File: satoshi-nakamoto.jpg (20 KB, 427x246)

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:02:41 No.561105605 >>561106090

>>561104961I really don't think he/she/it/they will do that due to missions being compromised and brokentreaties and whatnot

Anonymous (ID: zlZ4T17/ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:02:43 No.561105607

>>561105517ayy lmao

Anonymous (ID: Pkba5xck ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:03:15 No.561105649 >>561105736

What is your favorite part of humans? I'm talking biologically or mentally.


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>>561101861I'll explain this again. Taking a "selfie" would compromise my operation and violate severalOloroi-Human treaties.

>>561101869Ahh, I'm glad you are aware of the Oneness. This is one of the important things in your Buddhismphilosophy that makes it so important. We enjoy an equivalent state of mind, yes.

>>561102013Life is trickier than you think. There is only so much nanobots can do before they themselves startcausing problems. Only full consciousness upload seems to stave off death, and even then, onlythe Serapheme have completed that successfully.The "Reptilians" are Tier 2, and do not have trans-dimensional, FTL, or quantum manipulationtechnologies.

>>561102240Very unlikely. We are physically softer than you, and would be crushed quickly.

>>561102284We have several small orifices for removal of wastes. Waste gas is released through pores on theskin, waste liquids and solids are disposed through orifices on the inferior surface of the abdomen.

>>561102384Intelligent human beings whose contributions to your species we're disregarded because of yourshort-sighted economic systems.

>>561102496Yes, but it is a violation of the treaties to discuss that subject.MJ-12 is real.

>>561102767Fascinating. That system contains a gas giant with a moon capable of sustaining Earth-based lifeforms. It is possibly a recommended colonization destination?

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We have not been to other galaxies.

>>561103236I will report my conversation in this thread to my superiors, then get some sleep. Yes, virtually everyintelligent species sleeps.

>>561103447Your governments believe the subsequent public response would destabilize your societies.

>>561103602My mistake. It isn't the first I've made in this thread. I addressed this in a previous post.

>>561103649A great human-based approach is yoga and meditation. Study and practice these arts.


>>561105157This. Seriously thank you for entertaining me at 5 am

Anonymous (ID: vCBaih7+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:04:00 No.561105736

>>561105649The anus. We find it fascinating.

Anonymous (ID: DEP+sxaI ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:04:07 No.561105758

What's your personal favorite human fictional work?

Anonymous (ID: prnGu/mp ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:04:24 No.561105783 >>561106683

>>561105471Time is not a physical dimension. It doesn't have the attributes of a physical dimension. So no, timeis not the 4th dimension. I'm talking about an other physical dimension which we are not able topercieve. Please, take your artsy bullshit somewhere else.

Anonymous (ID: z0RYIziR ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:04:39 No.561105814

>>561091150I think I speak for the entire human race when I say, we are happy to be your first enemies. Nowget the fuck out of my America.

Anonymous (ID: D3BnuJh3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:05:13 No.561105880

>>561104228

Do you have any knowledge of the "illuminati"


>>561088484 (OP)the people on this planet not being aware of their imminent demise, by design, are not able to stopit. i hope you keep good records.

Anonymous (ID: 5SPhM4Xy ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:07:00 No.561106090 >>561106393 >>561106562

>>561105605Bullshit.


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And he/she/it's coming to 4chan with a html-ready/img-ready/whatever system...this is why nobodybelieves in things like aliens.

He mentioned 745 learned languages (at least)...like some retard hitting randomly the numberswith his fat fingers.

He didnt show high intelligency yet.

No picture but not even a stupid draw made by him? Bullshit.

Come on guys, dont get hooked on this low-end parasyte. He got mission on 4chan, riiiight!

Anonymous (ID: y4nOrWV+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:07:12 No.561106110 >>561106170 >>561106331

>>561105673What type of technology would give access to infinite or near-infinite electric power?

Anonymous (ID: /GdJ0cLg ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:07:48 No.561106170

>>561106110blockchain

Anonymous (ID: AyTWGBfN ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:07:51 No.561106175

OP, you're the master baiter, your bait is literally "out of this world". Also, do aliens masturbate?


>I will report my conversation in this thread to my superiors.Implying they would let you do something like this.Nice thread btw.


>>561105673

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?


>>561106110Your mom's vagina.

Anonymous (ID: P63t0Ut+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:09:05 No.561106341 >>561106992

>>561104281It's called narcissism.you just think that since they don't think like you they must be dumb

Anonymous (ID: 8sMXe8Sk ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:09:41 No.561106393

>>561106090It's for entertainig propuses, like when you wathc a movie.

After the thread 404 no one will give a fuck.



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>>561106090I don't believe it, however it's entertaining at 5 in the morning /b/roHowever it does make you think somewhat about a possibility of other life forms

Anonymous (ID: MK0MaQRw ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:11:46 No.561106650

Personally I hardly believe this entire thing is even close to true, but just in case... I'd like to becontacted as I'm strongly concerned by the situation at the moment on Earth. I can't stand thecommonly shared egocentric life that everyone lives... focused on becoming as rich as they canand gaining power. I like you're way of thinking and how you see things as they are, not from anideological way. Whether you are an alien or not, give me a call, it isn't so hard to track my ip.

Anonymous (ID: 3KP09K5i ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:11:59 No.561106683

>>561105783 (You)I already told you. You need to study. hard.

Anonymous (ID: kWL/SjxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:12:02 No.561106685

>>561088484 (OP)what are the annunaki ?

Anonymous (ID: 5SPhM4Xy ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:12:06 No.561106698 >>561106792

>>561088484 (OP)Is there any pattern in PI? Also: tell us more about PI...or stay as a fat nolife faggot in our mind andwaste your life.


>>561106698Pi is infinite, it's a number manifestation of our galaxy.

Anonymous (ID: U6wHpGKG ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:13:00 No.561106809

>>561105673

how common is it for species on other planets to have there biology controlled by circadianmechanisms developed in response to there respective solar cycles?

Anonymous (ID: mRfGmkCQ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:13:10 No.561106831

Why do intelligent beings need to sleep?

What is the scientific reason behind it?

Anonymous (ID: ZyF1TZzX ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:13:43 No.561106894

>>561103616The Reptilians have warp drives which technically do not move the ship FTL through space. Thebubble of space around their ships can be moved FTL however. Thank you for making me clarify.Their human farming is essentially a source of drugs for trafficking. This does not require trans-dimensional technology.

>>561103661Considering you are the Universe, and you are aware of yourself, I think you answered your ownquestion.


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>>561103701Racism is a symptom of the hierarchical tribalism your species evolved. It is, unfortunately,common among Tier 2 species. My kind recognizes racism as the ignorance-based fear that it is,and do not indulge in it. That is not to say that some species are statistically and demonstrablymore aggressive and violent than others.

>>561103758No, we evolved on entirely separate worlds. Our similar shape is simply convergent evolution.Other sentient species are bipeds, but not all. Many have arms and legs, because arms and legsare useful, but again, not all. The vast majority of species have two eyes, as two eyes is theminimum needed for binocular vision. More than 2 eyes in a sentient species is a waste ofresources that evolution does not often select for.The only time we genetically engineered you was approximately 8,900 years ago. We gave you anincreased resistance to certain a few certain bacteria that we believe would have otherwise wipedyou out at that point in your evolution.

>>561103913Your internet. It is your first prototype of a collective consciousness, and is more important to yourspecies wellbeing and survival than you yet realize.

>>561104029Our most advanced technology is a series of trans-dimensional engines that allow smooth, safeoscillation between dimensions. It allows for faster, more widespread travel than any other methodknown.

>>561104067Yes. It is not caused by governments. It is caused by rural individuals eating the meat of infectedfruit bats.

Anonymous (ID: h4+20fO3 ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:13:54 No.561106923 >>561107024

Also this thread is probably being used for data mining exc, we're all probably being logged andprofiled.

Anonymous (ID: Q74W3lEI ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:14:17 No.561106964

>>561105673by the way im curious as to what your operation is ?

Anonymous (ID: PwOz8gxW ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:14:33 No.561106992

>>561106341Its not that they don't think like i do, its that there is very little thinking involved.


>>561106923rip mealthough i've only asked dumb questions so maybe i'm safe eh?

Anonymous (ID: zyYSxLx+ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:14:59 No.561107040

>>561105673Is astral project real or merely a delusion?

Anonymous (ID: DC02byIZ ) 08/07/14(Thu)11:16:41 No.561107221 >>561107347

What kind of computer are you using to connect to 4chan.org? Are you using a keyboard like ours?


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