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CONDITIONS OF SUCCESS Purso long, credit clxong, friend a a throng, : , ' ¦:. Good pkee, favorite case, win tho rnoe , W'-.Tr- Fine store , tr utlo moro , ealea by score , i,^ " Largo ntoa fe , ball the block , prion bodoroc ft. 1 .:- * lfrenb goods , children' s I100&, carved ¦woo&SbY' Boat style , dorks Umt emtld vritliont Rnik/ " Eluvotor tli cm, PBCfind in air , nvoid tba stair , . Opening day, flno lay, ladles gny. " ' ? . ; ,;;r. Arrange with t&ato , nothing displaced , or bb/flfc grcced, ' . ¦ \ " , Tett no 1»&, fabtobood flioa, onomios riao, ; ' ' . " , : ' .' : > Delir ery free , I'll agree , suite me, r V . i; . ; AlHocl hard , if debarred , from chromo card. ' Competition aevere t p ersorere , avoid tbo pear , :] .People think , missing lint is urintera ' ink^ iV .-, ' Advertisements rare prepaie—do not BCarc, ¦ ' \ ' . Trade Biirj ytoe , continuo wise—still adTert fov . yki p a number , great blunder—go to thant te? , . - . Sales light , princi ple right—advertise to-night. Speculation wild , keep mild , bo not bogailad, Panic and eraab, traders raatr-btiy for oaeb* ; Stdofl filow—ouutomer a go to block below, v Stvlaa stole- -proprietor pale , forced sale. - Joins tno tunica of other cranks cloued bj bosks , Keaaou Hur oiiue, uotbaguise-hodidnotadTiirii se. Kind frion dg, story ends, moral appends : Tbo world' s wide— oa ever y aide , all would ride ; Tbia cannot be, all agreo : but , -yon aee , » Adterliae you mnat—or rust—ox bust. - Pcwr and Printing Trade * Journal , A Hymn oa Written "W oloomo, sweet day of reit , That saw the Lord arise , Wtiloome to thin reviving breast , And those rejoicing eyes." \< , AUD AB BXTNO BY OVa CBOTB. •*Wuw -knw , Bwftff , daw aw waw, ¦ Thaw aaw t thaw , law aw wnw, WW.kaw * taw, t baw, ru w-r aw-vaw braw/ , —Aw thaw raw-javv-tjaw aw. " GLEANINGS Cbolota is after the Marseilles him. No thermometer aliou!J over live to tie a hnnrtr«d. - , . ' Wh y would not Claud be a good:na me lor a pot Thomas cat 1 , : , . C . When a man gets ti ght on whiokey. lie Las to take the corn-se quence. ' ' ¦ ' . ' , The read to wealth is crowded with the mon who are turning -back. We often sympathize with a dog when we think ot the man who owns it. The Morning Glory started the earl y closing movement among the flowers. The temperature of a woman ' s lore is material! } lousonod by povery 's refrigera- tor. '•She' s not of my set, " said the old hen ns she chased a stron g chicken out of the yard. A dog would rather hunt hU own Seas than have a can of insect powder thrown nt lain.' For every man killed in war ten have been sent over the gulf by the aid of the corkscrew. " It ia not the man who thumps the bar tthe hardest that has the most money to pay lor his drink. ; ' ; ' This would boa bette r world if the peoplo in it who lose their tempera wonld never find them again. Now Jersey ' s crop of political scandal for this jour is many bushels in excess of her wheat deficit. A man feels a pride in being spoken .of us "one of the oldest inhabitant s , " but ¦a woman never does. One difference between a sailor and a uhowmnn id , that a sailor iikes a lighthouse ami a showman dues hot - It seems a little singular that -a man ' s face is generall y the longest where ho tiiuiKo lf is the "shortcut. " The ro imon a man hicks when his wife presents him with twins is because he tuinuR - utio is over-bonrmg. In walking, the weaker of two persona takes the arm of tho stron ger. This in why dudes always tuko ladies ' arm. A man Imn a stall in a Cincinnati mark- et who lout both logs ' in the arm;. What .11 splindid cashier ho would make. "G ood gracious , " said the lien , when nho discovered tbo porcelain ogg 'in hot next , "I shall bo a bricklayer next/ ' A " monster hi human form " tiiya that the only time a woman docs cot exag- fierate is when she is talking of her mru ngo. ; ' . V - ' A new alory is entitled •'The ' , Kditor' o Wallet , " I t in very light, very flat, and . Iia u no sterlin g merit. In fact , there in nothing in it. Tyvoi)ty-fivo bootblacka have died in OMougo ulnco January let. This oorro - bovnt eu tbo popular impre wmm that death Jo voti a shining marlr. ; , Wa ter melons are paid to contain chohuro i nicrobon this acawm. Vriug yuur Wator- molon rt to this office and have ttui valorobot <leAtr oye<t fieo of cliurgo. '! , ¦ ' ' . He bowed and ventured to cay : "Ux- cuoz in n, I titoU 1 hat mot you it Zurclo - Chi my iinino la Mouuu , " Hhor "lleally, 1 do net reu nll your facoi but your name tuvu a vatW familiar aouud. " .' ,' : Ilonorluo , Kmperor ol lton ' us ttli ed tou ro at the loss of" a favori te lion. Then it wu>i that the unnrt jentur won liauior lality nnd the undying Irn tind of bin ffil- lt>w-iii«ii by exeliu ' ming: "K eUco tb o.ic t MU'll, '' ' ¦ ¦' ' ¦ « The New York Xeil ytr thtttho thai Ai nei'icuii giii u are iimio buntiilful than llii'y wnio llfleoii or twent y f «nf » oao. iiltt tuM imy that thin iti nirait j ontly tiu u . iif glrln who were horn /J ftflO W or twenty yt'ani ago. ; ' ' , ' Aliini cul nmati iiir (to Ir (iihi: , tfil \Hwf) i "M v Konil fiiend. do you play (i/.'iiotoV' Iiinli Fiddl er: "Oivll a twit; rif t-' . ' "Vo yt>\\ piny by imr , tli mil" •'DWWe. 'A ,<*!¦ ' your liiinor. '' "JIuw do you pfcy, ^' . 'ii Jf' '•lly umlu iitriugtb , bn ji xtibotu 't '.fcsii j \it " moi glity dry wor r-k 1" ' ', \ ;' ' . ' ' ;: A t'lileugo news item etutcu) t'j ' t. " {(is Amt'Vlcnii hog boliln hiii own; v;.:,A y 'M} b liuoborii look elmnrtul. " WI>l , ']'. ¦ . tv 'J ^ onlu i' ii a oar and ueeii a mun intvl l.U fw * mid bi n gi'ipiuii 'li ouAU)tylni; y' .v.i"uu4l'J i it liit must ooiiiiluilo that thii Am', . ' f' .u hwJ i n holding more Hum bin ov;n. ,.; ' i J ay Oeuld Is iiiiyelotdly noV ' wy ; ' ha < iif wing. Ho vtiroimlit one tif or ' i^S/k {[ '*' jiiiit rutiiruud from a MauUm t ¦ ' -iwl i..ili5 whdii uhu iiaw u uteuui lUd'. w ' vi , ', ';!.-i ¦ ;ia ¦ ¦purutl on, "W ho would «vij ' i-(')t ( /(, ;iui.i(Mj tlMit tm oh vnwy iluminul lvo lfiit. h ^c ' ettil - tinin s»iiutd hold no ninoh «mIi.,' -!. " . '' . Wo ura ((ruiUuil to luavu ' lXw«4 ' IVuJJ Dulfoidi liftu urruti i'uj tit hobj '^. liKflTJi M n ' t A(j ra inHfowtmber next. ttu-M'iBS fUa ehiitlu of all tbo Itu jpootuua t:. ;l (:.,:i' .ill luilian Hlttlou will Im nir iiJiu»l »' ' . . V?. f t; nj mc- bitr hi miytlib ff bk>> liui Anuivi ' i:(i;i iim \t\ hiu Iniitiifii p will no , doubt n;;a*1 Uui ay iiin tnii M of nil llmiMi nblnfii iu fi!u ulU-iil.it (0 b old It. A- PUIN STOEY What a "M esa o* Vittlca ' Oamo Noar Be- i nET TXpoot. "An ' nex t v/cek I'll finish up them paflTs , an' thou I'll wash that woolen wrapper for Ca lioui , au' tf iat 'll be done ," said Miss Jane , with emphasis , na she romoreeleB sl y vrrnng the last drop of water from her cloth , and , hanging the dish-pan on a nail , vigorousl y rabbet! out the sink with a bit of flannel moiutenod with kerosene. There was no one in the little ''bat' ry " -with her , but sho had a habit ol thinki ng aloud , jest as her lath- er read his weekl y paper aloud for forty yeari ' It wa» like telling some one what she thoug ht, or what she saw, or did , or beard. As nlio slopped briskl y across the kitchen floor a voice from the back room called : " Sister!" The scpiea k in Miss Jane 's shoes gasp- ed help lessly, anil then died. " Well !" said she, interrogativel y. " Are yoa going out? ' ' '•Onl y jos ' to liang these dinh-rag s on the fence. "What is it 1" "1 11 wait till you come back ,' - said the voice, and tbo old rocking-chair reanmod ita creech y-ernwt 'h, and Misa Jane ' s shoes ta pped a little more briskly than before , for a minute had gon e out of ^ her lifetime while she wailod to hear what her sister had to say. "looks kind o' ketchin ' , " sho muttered , spreading - her towels on the picket fence , and ti pp ing back her head to squint one oye at a small black cloud that was creeping up from the ho- rizon. "I b'Jiovo 1 most try for another mess o ' thorn strawberries , thoug h; thflre ' a notliiu ' mokes so rich sauce "for me, " and Misa Jane gathered up hor milk- pano from tlio collar door , where they had been lazil y Banning themselves since five o ' clock in tbo morning, and went in. She announc ed herself as " goin ' down to the sou ' west corner o' the back pas- tu r\" when olio appeared at the back- room door a few minutes later , tying a calico nun-bon net under her chin - ,. " th at is , "' she aildoil , "if you didn ' t want noth- in' that you wnntod to keep me in for. " - The old rocking-chair creaked nervous- ly a few times , and Calista 's fingers trembled as she tried to coax the thread into the eye of the needle. Miss Jane waited . " The re!" Cal ista laid down the needle , and drew a long breath. "Do yon remember , sister , what the minister ' s wife was saying yesterday 1" ' About tbit t slack piece , Serony Jack- son, going to ba married 1 'Can ' t make a pudding sauco 1 Not that Miss Chandler said anything about that , but la! don 't I know the whole Kit'' . " No. not that , sinte r. What she said about the poor children coming out into the country for a little vacation. Oh , sister , I laid and thoug ht last ^rt yht "Caiiata choked a tittle , and then she spoke out bravel y—"I' ve been thinking why couldn 't we take ono for the two weeks 1" The shot wa& fired now , and the half- frigbtciicd gunner waited for the smoke to clear away before she could reckon the effect on tbo enemy. Hiss Jane , who stood for the enemy in this cbro , certain- ly wasn 't dead , but it was equally certain she was pretty well stun ned . ;• Well ,'' she enid , recovering herself a little after n low minulvp , "J ha dn 't thoug ht notliiu ' about it , au' I don 't be- lieve you could stun 'it one day an ' ni ght, Calista ;" mid t hin tiny plant of an objec- tion being well sprouted , it grow with a rapidity that almost amazed the cultiva- tor he rself , and Calista was informed that such "a young one, bei n' nneddicat- ed ond unruiinnorcd , would ban g lip the dishes , cat tie preserves , imash the eggs and kill tlio chlolton s, worry the cat , uud finally cry nig htu for its mother , if it ban one , which I nh ouldn 't be purprihod if it hadn 't," added the good woman , grimly, " An ' it ' s two eliuu con to ono but 'twould ho a foioigner w lien wo got it , and sarsy at that i for you know , Calista , us well as I do, that n. good port of the city is made np of forei gners—one kind and another. " Miss Jane Lad ompliod hor quiver , and panned , but Calj sta was running her noodle slowly through tlio block of pink Elint , as if oiory arrow had flown over or head. She la id her work on hor knot ) now , and looked throug h the window uwny to the blue hills that molted into the horiz- on. "I didn 't uloop much lout ni ght ," •ho suid , gently—a shade otulo over Misn Jane ' s sharp fu c- o, bat Calista want on , quietly— "and I tlionght , as I laid iu iny good clean hud , just au tbo light woo coining, and hoard the birds sing ing ev- erywher e, anil tbo lay-looks brushed •g ainst the window , and they amollod oo pretty—I t hought how Mis ' Chandler said some of tlier ti dear little things nov- mVI uruolt u ron e , nor no much ns soon nay gronn grmin. '' The voice ewitd in nobi? , and Mien J nnn (©It her own eyes grow dim , and loftlir.od that her utmnj i-towor of dnfoimo would full if nlio liiiRorcul bore much longnr. Alio rone (lolormin edty, and tied hor bonnot .nti'in(>ii in a snugger knot. "T lioi'o I don 't f ool tiiul about it ," oho oald. "I 'll think it ovor , and—wo 'll BOO. " '• Doar Lord , do Thou bo in hor thou ghts ," nij ontl y prayed the uliitnr left at home , bu t olio only said , cheerily, an Mit ui Jan e'ii uhoen oroakud out ntii'i mi the Wt nlKin floor , "Thoy ' ro the Lord 's little tiuon, yon know, " but Minn Ja no vouch- rated no rep ly, "Never saw no gninu ," nlio nniiT od, nibbing h or none,. "W hat iioniioinioI an much grans aa tliurd iu in tlio world I An ' I won ' t liavo n uar *y young one hero. " Hulniihoriihoou Irou enorg etliinll y over tlio rihort , orlop iiioiia anil eiunli pd tho fragran t pminyroy- ftl , tiho found hm-iii-lf wonderin g tugneiy hoi4r it would iieein if thin worn the Unit thaw. No ono hut hoiutll and hor (lod lcnuw ol th o ^ wur faro tbut wont on down iu the cuuthiiuit puiitur o that aflornoou , but Cdl intn know wlui had tbo vintnry when iho y uut «loiv|i to thii ir tivo o ' clock uii]>- pur. Hut nlio nuliS nothing. And oven (ittw th o diiihou wore wunlied tuid tho milk put iiu'oy , mid AIln/i Juno tied on un unoloiit block ut riiw "hiiokonio y" jiiid imid . Aft er a liltlu lioiiilutloli , il mt olio itiiuiiu od oh)) ' <J run ovoi'lotlm tiiiui uter ' ii mid tell hhu ''if ho emi ketch hold of a liliel y little (jl rl , wo'll try nn * git al ong with hot two WfcflW' —-ovon then Calist a only vuld: "V/fll l. I ftoiihl , muter. A little gill t,rtii )ili)' t be mi iinieli troiib lo for you iu> u boy, niont litwl y. " J lut uftor nliim JuiiD hnil gono on her litioiul Ctitiula wnnt Into imr budroom liud shut the door, Hlin hiul outo r od into [ ,tJ- ol ouot. Vl/hut Af iuu Jan n nnhl to boruol f nu nhe tlUiHgod uwuy won i "I f I' m a uullluli pig, laijxl , hnlp mo not to upum! and kiinnk «r i.iy vittlon u»„ry iinio i ...m' t, huvo 'cm to suit me." And she backed up hor prayers by her deeds Twenty years ago Calista ba d closed tho eyes of hor husband , young Lieuten- ant John Emmons , in a Souther n hosp it- al. - She stayed with the sick and woun d- ed two years ' longer , ond then came homo with the malaria that made hor an invalid for life. Jano Sowall had heard , as bur neigh- bors had , that Alcander Merrill was shot turongh tho head aa he flung himself in desperation across the fatal dea dline ot tho pen at Andersonvillo - , but there had boon no engagement announced between them. He hud whispered to hor und er tho blooming app le trees the night befor e his reg iment went away, and askod if she would wait until he came back , and after his death it was whispered about th at he had been "kind p' shinin ' up to Jane Sow- all ," and tho postmaster was sure "ho had wrote to her ; " .. but" the modesty of the New Eng land Village would have been shocked if she had presumed to openly mourn for him. And so the sor- row tbp.t flowed from Calista ' s wound , leaving it sweet and read y for healin g, had cankered in Jane 's heart , and formed a crust that few broke throug h. Sho and Calista lived comfortably on tbo old place with a little money and Cal- ista 's pension ; ond thoug h their lives might not lie in the sunshine , and the li g ht was snbdnod , it was tender , not gloomy, and the onl y real shadow that daik ened the path was tbe dread that sometimes thrust iteell forward that ono might bo left ulono. Tho fatal Tuesday, as Miss Jane would have expressed it , came ond found Miss Jano frying so many doug hnuts that Cal- ista said, laug hing ly, pbe must be expect- ing a buy, after all; but they were both surprised when the minister slopped at the door with a boy in his wagon. " I said a girl ," said Miss Jano , emp hat- icall y, mooting the minister on the door- stop. " 1 know you did , Mis s Sowall , I know yon did ," said tho good man , "but now I'll tell yon just how it is. This boy has broug ht.a dog with him "—Miss Jane ' s face was gorgon-like in its stoniness— "and nobody wants him. He broug ht the dog aboard the boat in that paste- board box, and there bo' s kept him till somebod y caught him pntting in part of bis lunchoon for tho little creature to cat. Ho cut holes in tho box so the dog could breathe , and told him to keep still , and tbe knowin g little tliiog has n't made a sound since they started last uight. The boy said ho was nfruid to leave him for fear ho would bo abused or lost. " Mr. Chandler paused , and looked ot Miss Jane ' s face. He read nothing there . " I can 't say I blau 'e yon , thoug h, for not wanting a boy, " ho continued , "and I'll soo if wo can 't stow him away some- wh ere with ours. " Miss Jano caug ht a glimpse of Calista b face. "You pi g, Jano Sowoll , now kiok ovor the whole troug h because you can 't have everything your way, " said she to boruolf , and "Stop, !' said she to tho min- ister ; "bring him in. " " I hop p you 'll never rogrot it ," said the minister , shaking hands when lie wont away. "I hope I shan ' t," responded Miss Jane , in a tone that said "I know I shall ; " but Mr , Chandler was nsod to a laek of fuith , and ho rodo away, leaving tho boy, with tho box under his arm , standing on . the broad , flat door-stone , in the in oruing sunshine. Miss Jano enid she "never did sen ouoh a fool for n boy that neomed to have wit, too, " as the day r. wore away ; and ho naked her " what hold up tlio stouo wall" that fenoed the pasture actons tho road , or wondered that I'UB pboniOB grow on bushou , or pulled at tho connection be- tween tho hon or the iient and tho egg found in there afterward. Miss J ane was , m tlii) said , roull y "non plussed at such i gnorance. '' Tho dog, Simp, provod to bo » harmless little ragged- haired thing , who paid groat ronpoot to tho enormous yollow-snd-Wliito cat Sarah , and mollified tier mistress by catc hing tho rats the lazy Hitial i hud al- lowed to gainbol about tho barn almost under hor noso. Quito a fiiend flh i p grow between Culls- (.a and Jack , for he loved to listen to bur stories of the war , thoug h ho novor hesi- tated to toll her when ho thoug ht she lolt the strai ght hi ghway of foot and strayed i nto 1 the fields of imagination. After awhile thoy found , in add ition to Snap, lie had broug ht with him . nn old flagoolot , on which ho played , if not m'i- entiflciill y, at lea nt in a way pleasing to those lonel y women. " Pinaforo " was now , but, fortunatpl y, tho bunds still play "Min obinp; «Throu gh Georgia " and "Annie Lanrio ," and Jack rattled thorn off, while Caiiata hummed , in a soft littlo *oico, a n (lccompniiiniont half a moaouro ahead or behind , au it happened. Mh.ii Jano paid littlo hood, ap parently, to the boy, but it woo not Cah sta who crept np-nlnira to look at him an ho lay anluei ) , uud murmured : " If ho bad lived , " una thou hluuhod hotly nlono in tho dark at what scorned , _lo hor rig id creed , almost a nil) for tho nnwod to think of wifehood or motherhood , ovon though " i t might mvov bo. . Tho second wonk of Junk' s stay woo extremel y nuUry , and ono ni ght , in a. ter- rible shower , Cu liuta wnn taken with ono of the attacks of ilhiomi tluit hud hung about her ever uiiinn hor Southern cam- pai gn, Au Mian Janu hmiieill y prepared tlio mudiflin o nlie kept at Iminl, Jack 's face looked In nt tho dour. "Mick , hain ' t ii hol" he wlilupn fod, "Oh T Tho h oitrio uhook u-i i\ poll of thunder , lilio tho boom of guns , ornokotl about it , and Minn Jano cried nuf , for tho bottle foil from her luiud uud uluittwinl on the floor. - "Ha in 't jo got no more I " askod Jock "I can (jo to tbp ' pnlocur y V or to tho doolor 'n. I know wharo tlio doctor livon. " Mimi Jano didn 't ummo r. I t would bo dire cruelty to iieinl that nioinolof Immunity nut in finch a storm , but Cabala— Ilnloro nlio noiihl collect hor thmighla tho tain boat heavil y in nt tho open door , and Junk wan gone. film sprung out to call alter him to go by llio road and not by tlio slopping- ii toiic.t i i but tho wind riiuliod'rouiid the liouno mid flnrrhd her would away, and Ju nk , with Snap at hi.i heeli- , had boon uwallowoil up by the ni ght. diiek h ad beon in f-ltouoham long ouong h to know" that it wnn a Imlf mito to> Dr. MoTiityro ' n by tho loud , while the path that led on tl/o fitop p hig-itt onnu iiownn Mud Jlrook wa n only half an far. " Wo'll go ovor tho iitoppW -ntoi uiii , for ,...l^ b | > ullo ' il .1 ll y i.l ' , " .- . '!'i. X.,o! . I.J - ' .)¦•; ' , and Snap responded by a littlo howl as thoy fled down tho path. Dr. Mclntyro was sick himself , nnd young Dr. Harry had driven off to Bob- adil to set a man ' s log, but Mrs. Wood- bury, th e housekeeper , and tbe old doc- tor together pat np tbo medicine ' which , as Mrs. Woodbury said, "always fetched Mrs. Emmons right ronnd when she hod them spells; but I' m afraid you'll tumble down and spill it , you poor little dear , " the kind woma n added. Ja ck prilled a bit of dirt y string from bi s pocket for answer , and made th e bot- tle fast to Snnp' a neck. " Jle con't ' t umble down 7' s aid the lit- tle master , but Mrs. Woodbury was onl y divided as to the risks. Nothing better presented itself , how- ever , bo she dubiousl y rolled tho powders in a bit of oiled silk , and started the two homeward , with very littl o hope the med- icine would reach there , if the boy and dog 'did. Mad Brook was roaring when the dog reached it , foaming over the stepp ing- stones , bat the moon was stragg ling out now, and showed a tree blown across from bank to bank. " Keep close to me, old fellow, " said Jack , starting nimbly acron s. Almost- over , a dea d branch snapped , and Jack fell. -He caug ht a limb with ;each hand , and drew himself half out of the water; bat tho boug hs swayed and creaked , and threatened to break , and Jack dare trust them no farther. " She' s got to kairo the ' potcc ory stuff , he said, pulling the roll ont of his pock- et , while ho held " unsteadily by one hand. "H ere , Snap, take . it an ' go home. " Suap howled , bat Jock repeated the com- mand , and Snap trotted to the shore , laid down his handle , and howled again. "G o homo, " repeated Jack , in his sternest tone , nnd Jack' s word was ' law to Snap ; Bo he picked up his roll , and three minutes later , wet , dirty and pant- ing, laid it at Miss Jane ' s feet , as she opened the door for perhaps the hun- dredth time to look and listen. - With trembling hands she look the bundle and nntied tbe bottle , and , as soon as Calista ' s agony was relieved , with a terror of she knew/hot what , she sped down the bill with/Snap, just as the day, fair and smiling, .peeped over the hills. " She' s s-livinT' called a feeble voice from the water. Not a word in answer said Miss Jane , but she marched strai ght into the brook , and taking Jack in her arms , put him on the ground . " 1 couldn 't hold much longer , " said he , and droppe d at her feet. Two or three days aft erward tho min- ister came round to ask if Jack would be read y to go back with the other children. •No ," said Miss Jane , abru ptl y ; "I can 't let him go, and Calista , she wants him , an' we'll keep him a spolllonger. I guess by what ho tells about his aunt he lives with , there ^yon ' t Toe any troub lo-tbore." " gloss tho Lord, raster ]'' said the min- ister , earnestly. Ho hod heard tho story of Mad Brook. This Spring Miss Jane , with a beam- ing face, put down hor name for four children to spend two weeks with her . " Jack and Calista will orij oy it ," said sho, apologetical ly. " noyr about Snap ?" laug hed the min- ister. " There , ain't he tho knqw in ' eet little thing you ovor saw ?" exclaimed Miss Jane , with enthusiasm , and the minister assented ; and sho walked homo , mur- muring : "What a mess o' vittle a you'd ' a' upset , Jan o Sowall , if tho Lord hud lot you had your own way I" Anni« M. IMib y, in Christian Union. Educated women. Mis. G. W. Simpson of Montreal , in on address before a graduating class ol girls at a eahaol jn that city, said : "Wo know that tho real scliolara auiopgut mon are refined and unassuming, and it will cer- tainly bo found that real scholars amongst women will bo modest and reas- onable. They will not bo looo womanl y because thoy aro well informed , nor Ions interesting boaauno (hoy aro sonniblo and , accomplished. Ri ghtl y accepted , I aao in tho higher education that which will givo .bri ghtness to a dull life. I soo in it a cheek upon tho almlossncca which t oo often oemou in the years botwoon school-timo and marriagn . I soo }n it ft chock upon tho wastol ul habit of dress , which are frequently only tho consequence of nna uiaood honra and pur e idleness. To wi von and mothprii it will bo truo pow er , enablin g thorn to guido tho house- h old and enporintond the education of sonn and daug hters,; to tho unmarr ied it will bo a oqns tant moann of uqofulnoaa ; whilo to tho bere aved it will ho at onco ann solittion and hol p. I know it in "a fa shion ommi fjut wita tohirj womnn Ktudj tho ' Cook ery hook ,' to challenge thorn to make pica and boil potatoes , aa if thoaa at to wore difficult ot acquirement ' , and would task n womnn ' u powora to tho al- most , whe reas an educated woman can canily loom any pa rt of Urn domootio economy. It ia thono dull at nohool who are dul l at homo i . a woman ncouiiton ieil to l earn can learn anyt hing, ovon to oook tho dinner , a nd will exereino the know- lojlgo, t o.), wh en olio has hot it skilled noi vniit to dp it for hor , f havo known learned men ' who could drivo engines and ntoko engine fir en, but thoy did not think it nocciiBiivy to apply for ntokoni ' places , Many a man of letters can loud did horuo aa well un a ((taom , but ho would not -th eroforo think it a wiuo ex- pen diture of tlnio to do tho work of the utablo. Ton need not koop your women ignorant in or der that thoy way learn to oopk. Tbo )Mt oilij oat ot! women Iluwo known worn rjlno tho 1>P«1 hou no-keonortt. It ia the habit of learn ing which in want- ed, and t ho powir of uolf-hojp, Tlio thi ng to bo learned in of vory uonondtu y importance. ' 1 ' That Ifaltunil Code. Bho wan u ilrooUlyn Jjirl. Ho wnn u youn g man from ltnaton vliitlng at hor hou uo. In honor ot bin coining nhn hud mad ri a oiir| lur<| p|o with hpr ojyn fnlr hamlu. . "Do take come, aim urged , nt tho imp. j ior fable. '' I made it for yon myoiilf , yon k now. " "No," said ho . rolitnludtl y, after nu evident inward utru j r g lo. "I cannot. If I were at homo nt JUonton I would , but b ore I ihu'O not. " '•And wby V Hho«rjr od , "Why , doi vvout , can yon not cat it horol " "JJ ooauiM t, '' b o mlmvoruil will) tt (loop drawn ni gh , "Uonmiiin now vj o mo in Now. ~¥ork | you know , mid un nllbmiit nt tmi ;M o itt a orie.io tinde r tho N«tv-V<irk JftWff. " ' ' ' pm y may (jo ati rovMng tho Old To«- (ft m. nil forovor , but coelely will never b|i laUilinl until tbo 'l' en €miiii)i),ii<bue:il U i f j J ; ,5 , " . '"' .. ¦:: •¦¦' .' . -: v Tho Bron zo Goddea n niJX NVE DISC0BHSE3 AT LENGTH 0T0N TBI DAUTHOLBI 8TATDE. When Patrick Henry put hia old cast- iron spectacles back on tho top of his head and whooped tor Liberty, ho did not know that some day wo would have moro of it than we knew what to do with. He lit tle dreamed that the tiino would come wkon we would have more liberty than we could pay for. When Mr. Hen ry sawed the air and shouted for liberty or death , I do not believo that be knew that the timo would oome when-Liberty would stand knee-deep in the mud of Bedloe ' s Island and yearn for a solid place to stand npon ;. It Beams to me that we have too much liberty in this country in some ways. Wo have more liberty than money. We guarantee ^ that every man in America shall fill himself np full of liberty at our expense), and tbe less of an American he ia the more liberty ho can have. It he desires to enjoy himself , all he needs is a sli ght foreign accent and a wiliingnesa to mix up with politics as noon as he can get his baggage off the steamer. The mere I stud y American institutions the more I xegret that I was not born a for- eigner, so that I could have something to say about the management of our £reat land. If I could r.ot be a foreigner , I belioie I would prefer to be a Mormon or an Indian , not taxed , I am often led to ask ; iu the language of tbo poet , " "Is tbe Caucasian played out V Blost everybody can have a good deal of fan in this country except the American. Ho seems tb bo so busy pay- ing his taxes oil the time that he boa very littlo time to mingle in the g iddy whirl with the alien. .That is the reason that the alien who rides across the Unit- ed States on the "Limited Mail" and wr ites a book abont na before breakfast wonders why we are always in a hurry. That is the reason we have to throw onr meals int o ourselves with a dn]l thnd , and hardl y have time to maintain a warm personal friendshi p with our families. We do not care much for wealth , but we must have freedom , and freedom costs money. We have advertised to f urni oh a bunch of freedom to every man , woman or child who cpmes to onr shores , and we are going to deliver tho goods whether we have anj left for ourselves or not. What would the great world be- yond the seas eay to us if some day the blue-eyed Mormon , with his heart foil of love for our female seminaries and our old women ' s homes, should land P, pon our coasts and Snc] that wo were osmg all tho liberty oursolves ' T" What do wo want of liberty, any how ' Whatoonld we do with it if wo had itt It takes a man of leisure to enjoy liberty, and wo have no leisure whatever. It is a good thing to keep in tho house " for t he two of guests only," but we don't need it for ourselves. Therefore , I am in favor of a Statue of Liberty Enli ghteni ng the-Worl d , because it rl " show t hat wo keep it on tap winter am - . -t rn imer. Wo want the whole broad worli ' to remember that when it geta tired of oppression it can come here to America and oppron s no. Wo are used to it, and we rather like it If wo don't lik e it we can g«t on tb o steame r and go abroad , where wo may visit tho effete monarchies and have a high old time. Tho Sight of tho Goddess of Libert y st anding there in Now-Yotl j Harbor night and day, ba thing her feet in tho rippling sea, wi ll bo a good thing. It will bo urs l-rate. It may also bo productive of good in a direction tlmt many h nvo not thought of. Aa she stands there day af- ter day bathing hor feet in tho broad At- lantic, perhaps soroo moon-grown Mormon moving toward tho far west , a confirmed victim of tho matrimonial habit , may fix the bri ght picture in his so-called mind , an d ronipiriberiiig how, on bio arr ival in New York , ho flaw Liberty batbln f? hor foot with impunity, ho may bo lod iu after yearn to tr y it on himself. A Boy With a, Bulge. 'No, my son ,' ho rep lied aa ho put on hia hat , Hon pan 't go tp th o oir fiua. ' 'But why, fatbpr. 1 'We ll, la tho ijret place I can't fool away my money on such things. ' 'Yoo, but I have enou gh ot my own. ' 'And in tho next p lace jt (s a Ktug b crowd , tho sen timent is unhea lthy and no respectable person can countenance such thin ga.' •I Jnt , til th—. ' 'Tbnt ' o onoagh , air. ¥011 can't go. I want yon to enj oy yoQr ce|f , biit you vpmat nook riorpo moro res pecta ble amusement/ An hour later a carious thing happen- ed in tho circus tont. A boy climbed to tho lop flight of st ops and sat down bo- aide n wan who Iuul ju ot finished a nlaaa of lomonndo and waa li ghting 11 cigar. Ho had his plug hat on tlio book of bin head , and Doomed to bo enjoying himself hu gely. It was father and oon. ' Tho fa ther hnil gone straig h t to tho grounds from dinner , and tho boy had run away. Thoy looked at each other for half a min- ute anil th en tho boy got tho firn t Wow In by wblaporing s 'Sa y, did , if you won't lick mo I won't loll ma you waa horn. ' Tho father nodded hia hood tq tho agreement , and tho great spectacular pa- rudo In tlio ring began. 1'hnt float Juct Fitted Uov Poff. In a utr oot car (Mod vJith Indies a nine- ty-pound dudo uut v/odged in 0110 oarnor. A fn t wom an , bandiome ly -d rosaod and with a littlo dog in hor ormn - got on. Tho du do ntrugg lad . to' bin foot anil (Quell- in g bin lint politel y remru tad f apollnii pl yi Ma dura will ybti tako Uiifl Mat ' 1 Tho fnt lady looked at tho - crovlno ho had lolt and th aukntl him pk-ann utly. " You »r« very kind; oir , olio said , " I think it uill J unt fit tho dog. " And it d id. , ' .Cli o CoHlt&Uonn of an Xnquuillty0 Boy. I notion hoyovor ' niuoH ° ftM iilro gfjUta whe n you Ivy to got a lilfiu f if uho It oimti her pan stop nppioao hing alio ulwayu lota up on Iho oirugrjjlo long onQtig li fl»l> th'ji ki wi InefoK ) tb o (dd (i|u|| itppmru . J nol twi W> inaltei/ lioiv homel y « tvo- man mat? think bar hunb aml in, uho nl- wnyu t uttu (t on a gntnnl truth that liur now hntyy J o tho prcltluiil In tho vro rtcl, ond "l noiiu jtiutllku lto tMtw. "~-St. I' nul Ucrahl . Vounj - WrVi * »?«r »t KuDorl ouca hi HMU. Yoiinc} Wife (to Smobnn d)— u liuit!t jou iin tini ) a <)I/<««u <ii> in lliu tn illr , il oort" Vquu f;nui ;liniul—"yc.1 ; thin h much bettor tbiwi vm huvo boon Kolliutf." You urt \Vlfti~"Vw-y ntu6h ' butler. I got it of a inn/ iiuiti. 11n e;ii«l lu> would (iiiumm Liiii it U> bo pwrfu cUy pur o, ' tiod ko I onn cluilwl to buy »|)oii(j h f.n lyfr jj " Where- aro yon going with the pup - pies , my littlo man 1" asked a gentleman ol a small boy whom he mot with thr oD pnps in a basket . ' ¦ - , . . . ' " Goin' to drown theni ," was the rep l y. "I want a pup for my little boy to play with. What do yon say to Jotting mo take ono of theta 1" - " I' ll noil you one, " spoke op the kid , with American enterprise. " I'll sell yoa this yaller one for SO cent s , tho black ono . for 75 cents , and the s potted ono is worth SI of any man' s naoney. '' "I think my littlo hoy -would like tho spotted ono host , bat you ask . too mnch for it. You had intended drowning nil of them , but I'll give yon 25 cents and save you th e trouble of drowsing the s potted one." " Twent y-five coht s for that spotted purpl" exolorned tba boy. "I can't eland it; taxes is high; rent is high. ' It costs good money to go into the roller rin k. Oh no; 1 can 't take'lesg than $1." "But you intend to drown— ¦—" "Toko tho black ono at 75 cents." "My littlo boy wonlin 't like the black one. " "T ake the yoller one at half a dollar. He' s dirt cheap. " "M y httle boy woukhVtlike his color. " "W ell, then , you 'd better tel l yonr lit- tle boy to play with ' his tooa , " and he cont inued toward the river. " No party can dead-b e&t his way on me these hard times." ^ «» Facto Wortti Knowing. Mark Twai n is the richest aathor ia America. J. W. Bessemer gets SOOO . OflO a yew ont of his steel patents. Ot the twenty-five members of Grant' s two cabinets six have died. . The police records of San Francisco show that 2 ,7 34 Chinamen were arrested last year. The tomato ia being introduced into Turkish gardens , where it goes as the red e gg plant Mr. Ke gon Paul , the London publisher, paid 826,250 for the manuscri pt of Gor- don' s diary. . An English mastiff, the largest dog of the kind ever exhibited , sold not long a go for $1 ,500- The Brazilian produc tion of diamonds amounts in yearly value from $1 ,000,000 to $1 ,500, 000. From 50 , 000 to 80, 000 head of cattle ore slaug htered monthly in the province of Bio Grande , Bra zil. Thousands of glasses of pure spring water are ao)d da fly at ft cent n glaso ' on the street corne rs of Boston. Emperor William, oi Graranny, always has a chapter from tho Bible r ead to him immediately after dinner. With 4, 575 miles of ; navigable rivers and 2,900 of canals, the Fr anoh railways most encounter some competition. 30 Wo uld ftpoke |t en Sunday. A Buffalo man who raoentl y mode a trip to New-York tells the following story of himself 1 Ho entered ths smoking- r oom of a New-York Central sleeper standing in the depot , and there found a strange r of Celtic extraction in dulging , in a . puff at hia pipe. 11)0 ear rooked wi th the perfume , end the Buffalo man found tha t h ,ia tw/o^fora.qoarter cjgar . did not stand tho slightest chanoe. It made him mad th at such a stench should be permitted, and when tko conductor came in be mad e complaint "I ha ve no moro ri ght to stop his smokin g a pi pe than I liavo to ato p your smoking a cigar ," said (ha puncher. 11 Well, band him a cigar, then , " flaid tbo Buffalo man , and ho pulled ont one of the name brand be hod in his mouth. Tho conductor approached tbo man ot tho pipe, whe n tho following took place * . Conductor—Tho gentleman presents his compliments , and Uflku you , to accept a piRaff Man with the pi pe—Trno for tba gen- tle man 1 ho is a scholar ; but as I have my pipe lig hted , I'll kapo tho . cigar and smoko it of a next Sunday. Buffalo Courier. om' a wprjc . Much tj Qund V/lodoiti ia embodied " in tho following advice to mothers in tho address on "girls ' ' work" : In view of the domestic bias , lot mo nrgo mothers to teach their diynghtnra kou rio-koop ln g. Glris a pmo tq their hdebanda ignorant of all hounohald dirties, honco waste , i mpa- tiouco , quarrels , bltlornoon , blund ers. Thoy have to learn every thing. ,Ia lar go families lot tho dau( ; htora (alio it in tu rnn to superinten d—onu tho bod-roam s , an- other tho kitchen , another tho drawing- rooms 1 gardening, nmrkotin g, tlio bnn- honoo , the librar y, tcaollin p; the children , nnr sinrr the olok, in conneotion with which I would alco recommend ambu- lanc e olnonon. Gir lti aro , as a rulo , utter- ly ignorant about tholr own health and your h cjltli 1 thoy don 't know what to guar d ogaiunt i . thoy don 't kno w what to guard agalnat 1 thoy don't know how to not on an emergency. Talk of their rnlud n 1 why thoy don't ovon know how tlioir bodies are mode, thoy drift into dioooso, and death anil diou ipaVion from uhocr ignonmco, MothorO |Wu (u your fault *c. «y»«—» - Ai) nxahango oayo th«t tho Homo In- uuranod Compan y prefer o that buildings (ilioald not ha ve light ning ? ro i la on them. Ordinar ily a properl y arran ged rod does no har m, but if out of order i t la apt to attract tho olootrio current and ban not tho power to carry it off. If an owno* liuiluta on putti ng (1 roil on a bui lding ho. should (100 that tun lower nnd into m the ground d ,«PP on(t\iaU to bo potmanontl s wot, . The better p lnn iu to put tho rod on a polo or Ires in tho yard nnd not at- tach ft to tlio build ing. Tlio latent dovlcn for ralulng money tt c hurch fuiro ia to huvo na " ^tiutiou of veiled bcautle a." Kntih lndy will be wrap ped hi p. p ot' ri nnrjr wuterj iroof and vj illo. iS, ond wUf oaxry ' ulnti olt bfcStot fiUuil, ' Thny wiU bo Bold si nuotion to tho hi gh- «nt litddtr , nnd 1 , 1(0 pu^h .ur iov . villi uooum tho laily ' iuwmjiflaynri h |>«irt (t«r for tho evening <u ul will chara |u tho coutontu pi th o lunidi li ' iui^ut, . ' ' ' "' A very compl uto flllinif for open -unoka In ( loortt rnay bo laftib by tlio-roughly ¦JooW njj new/j piiiior in iiavin umto of 1 pound ot flour , U q'larti of water , tuil A iahtt«noo» (ul itt ilraui , thorou ghly boiled nnd tala od. ' Maio U10 iluftl liilxtui-e about aa thiclc ta pittty, und it w ill hwrJl- cn Wtny&pfisr Mae/ie. - ' —^™«. •«•.» ^ ¦ . Mudo tcaotior —W our , duu ^thlor , Mru. Jones , li ua real mii'ilcall ' Mma ¦ - lilui ou^Iit to lin vu 0 ,f Jifii' <)u«I» tr «!ni-iiY- " Mni. ,Ton-) j>-.-"Thiit ' u ' j itiit wlwi I \ma U))J»j i( Jt j r. J f ft n/ .s.'l to rJtty, mini , V«| ii gwj od to biro a \mi\I, Mmt, f«arf »«r for. Itiir isllor I (ihci luul finii ' ihtid liiuf Host t/iimitov iiilh l«-<in. " ' ¦ ' . . ' - " - ,. ¦ ¦ "Tho Boy Trader. The ; fonr prenidont a whoso deaths bave occarred whilo fn office, have ' nll died not long after tho beginning of their torm s. Pr esident Harrison died on tho . 4th of April , 1841, precisely one month nf tor his inan gnration : Proridont Taylor , on th o 9th of July, 1850, after holding hia office a littler over a year and four months ; President Lincoln; - April 9tb , 1865, " in less th an s month and' a .ha lf after hia second .inan gnra tion ; and President Gar- field , September 21st , 1881 , in n little more than six months: and a half from the day when he look tho oath o! office. In.lti e _ firs .fc .ha lf centnry jrpm tho founda- tion of onr government " t heT^roBidenia all sur vived ¦ their terms, and moat of them lived for many years after the . close of their presidential careers - . Washing- ton the first to pass away, died in 1799, only ft lit tle more than two years after the end of his second term , but John Adams , whose term ended in 1791,: sur- vived for more . than twenty-fivfggpear a Jefferson , whose second term- ended in 1809, died on the same day as . ' Adams— July 4th, 1 826. Monroe also died oh the 4th of July five yearn later. Hia Presidency exten ded from 1817 to 1821. Madison outlived his second term twen- ty-three years, dying 1836. JohnQoincy Adams went back , to Congress after he ceased to be President in 1829 , and died from a paral ytic stroke received on tho floor of the house in . 1 648. Von Boron, who retired in 1 841 , lived till Jul y, 1862. Folk ' died in 1 859 , ha ving gone ont of office a little more than two years before. Pierce , Pr esident from 1853 to 1857, died in 1869. Buchanan , who gave place to Lincol n in 1861 , died in 1 868. Grant lived ei g ht years alter his second term, endin g in 1877. " In the following list will be found the place of sepulture ot all the Presidents : Washin gton. Mt. Vernon, Va, John Adams Qoincy, Mass. Jefferson .Monticel lb, Vo, Madison .Montpoleir , Va. Monroe ..Richmond , Va. J. Q. Adams Quinoy, Ma sa. Jack son ,Tho Hamitage, Tenn. Van Buren .n Kinderhook , N. 1. Harrison . North Bend, Ind. T yler. Richmond , Va. Polk ; .Nashville, Tenn. Tay lor .Washington. Filmore ; Bnffalo , N. T. Pierce Concord, N. H. Bnchanan Lancaster , Pa. Lincoln Sprin gfield, 111. Johnson. Greenville , Tenn. Garfield .. Cleveland , O. I Gr ant .Now-Yor k City. . Hyd rophoom. Franklin Dyer , a hi ghly reapebtable and intelli gent farmer , of Galena , JKo nt county, Md., gives the following aa a sure core for the bite of a mad dog. "Elec ampane la a pinnt well known to most persons , and ' is to be found in man y of our gardens. ' Immediately alter being bitten , toko on ounce of: the root fit the plant (the green is prefer able , but the dried will answer , and may be found i n any drug store, and was used by me), slice or bruise , put iu o pint of fresh milk, boil down to a half pint ; strain , and wh en cold drink it; fasting at least six, hours afterw ard , and next mornin g re- peat the dose, prepared as tho last , and this will bo euffioion t " It is re commended that offer each dos e nothing may bo eaten for nt least six hours , I have a eon that was . bitten by a mad- dog eighteen yoar n ago , and four other children in the nei ghborhood wore also bi tten ; they took the above dos e , and aro alive and well to this day. I have known a number of othora who wore bitten and applied the same reme- dy-" ^ Ohio has a remarkable doorcase in tho nu mber of marriage in proportion to tho population. Darin g tho year preceding tho war there woro over 23, 000 ont ol a population of about 2, 3-1 0,000. Tho war reduced this number to an avera ge of about 19,500, and tho r eturn of peace ran up tho nnmboi to 30, 479. This large in- orodso denoted tha t there woro a good many faithful g i rlo who waited for. tho mon to whom thoy had pli ghted their troth. * Aft er that tho avera ge number ot marriag es waa abont 20, 000 a year for a numb er of years 1 bub following tbo panic of 1873 thoro was h drop to 23 ,489. Tho revi val of bnnino ss in 1802 . .waa marked by anothe r increase to 30 , 500 bat tho ouccoedin g depression of 1 884 again re- duced tbn number to 28,720. "I latttinicfa ar, " . "Tho word ' ohnporono ' has beoorno objectionable to women in Now-York so* oioty, and honco it la now .considered only proper to alludo to 'Afro. So-ond So ' nn going to ' matronizo ' a party of young lad les. I liko tho change. 'O h.anorouo is a forei gn word, and has a watchdog moanin g in it (fiat is totally foreign to th o freedom alwa ys accorded to our young women , mid which they hav e not only not ' nbuticd , bat which bun cultivated in thorn n oolfr oliance and ooprlt which raixUco H\cm tho utorit (avotMl of tho world' s women. - There is no doubt that ' matronizo ' will bo adopted. The cool weather loft tb o hotel at Lon g Bench with so few gnosis that it oonhl only bo ke pt opon at connldcT oblo lomi , ana of torbroakfaut Thu rsday morning tho doom woro norm anoutly tilomid. Tiio oo- onpanU of tho cotUsgca will rem ain until tho last ot tho month , - and only trains anongh for their eccormaod aUon will bo run . Tho s oanon at Long Beach lira bomi throe wecku ohorler Umn uouiil , and not unusua lly profitable. . Anul in Oorliln will ente r into pwwwj loa of Win vrhalo pro p- erly Novombor ilrct by riaht of nur rlluaa. In I on^ tli of Ufa General Grant fell aix totm . ycaru abort of Liu filth a- and tweuty-ono shorfj of hia wothjr. ' Ufa fathw dloil in ll«», h!a molhor iu 101)3. Hoth wo buried in t lpiie(j (liovj cino- lory ; near Cincinnati. Tho txyo o' xpdr lio from tho Nnlloim! Miun i um who v/eut to Kotno , H. If., Ut dhi an ct th y<- nloi ' ilian t I' rh. o/i AIIiol < to- pprt tha t 'ilto.Lid a tilmiu tA ' jli a 1, 0<3 inniiid/i r.ml in (j<>»>4 plfic.ii) (j cu U.i l* uiul ono- rj uiuiitr llilok. ' K^Ktaproai ' ' . "X5i;«<ijila in buildin g » laancaltiuva 011 (if|r (;i ounJ In nt h' mini'or- Otljj li , wWiiXl Is to toiul yu tins /wuvJ nn o! her liutbund , h , w u< ,j| uv& \.. ii.t>\i Wo rj>S Miilsi lj j ' <j ismutl i.i tbo »,u( j » .nlUv' K tnii t ud-vv«U »tijv<i , , t/» tiv.i it t' w j. -Dj i .,i ifl be.r . ttM. J tniftKiiH . J Mifl ) Un '' )d jfj ur (> ^ll« , nil Ju tili Hio ' iiM f»o..i tb' i U\r t , " .Tjj cmu i.Wh' i )>,:)VV 1 i n' ,. /.-.1 t '.ly t ti> Um . lOfuHod l.!t: *iil I1J I" 1 ) .< !, lwi.i , HK i v;iil, -«j')|/. '}' 4%. ' h jti 4 ni 'J Urt ' ,.' 1 . 1 Wini iuix ¦¦ ¦/• ¦ ¦ '. :' ; OarSrcsidenta. ¦ - I Oomp iled for th o Bog^oibor Expr oa ] SOIE HinriO IJ OEOBIiJiMJ K' . / The Beed-vessola. ol' tha bird<a <bnin g tr ee of New Zealand socroto a very etiolty gnin, in which hot mer el y insects ,but birds mo entan gled and' p ' ori rfli. : ' "¦ ' . ¦¦ ¦ . - Engliah physioi abs have exproesiid tho opinion that the ' ; use ol• : dyna mito tenda to produce apoplexy, se veral minora hav- ing fallen victims- to the malady Sit oho district. - . , * ; Two microscopi flt^ Pr. ; Fn ' ssbaain and Dr. Grober , have artificiall y multi plied infnBori a by cuttin g them in halves, each half -bccomin g '-ff -- peTf6ct! y -d6TeIopea animal. : " ¦¦ ¦ ¦ Prof . Vnl pian, of the . Paris Acade my of Medicine, repudiates-: tho - view' that Ee rsons can suffer after ' -deca pitation , as e finds ; satisfa ctory physiological' evi- dence that th o savoring of the ~head pro- duces instantaneou s loss ol oonscioaB- nesa. . .. . A disease known in J Ceylon ts kakke or ieriieri has been investigated by Dr. W. Taylor, of Osaka; Japan, arid trace d to a mieroacopio spore, - which - ' is often found largel y developed : in rice and has been dete cted in " the earth of. certain alluvial and dam p localities ^ . According 'to Henry Vivarez, a, French electrician , Bilioipas bronze has a con- duotibilit y comparahlo to tha t of copper and a stren gth greater than that ' of iron. For telegra phic, purposes sib' cioua bron ze wires may be used- to rephico ' tm's of gal vanized iron more ' than 'five tiia oS as heavy. Prof. A. I^dmark , chief director of the Norwegian Fisheries , finds that un- der favorable cond itions ai ' ealihbh may sometimes jum p aixfeeh foet ' parpBiidicu- lorly, and that when the ' fish' s leap is a foot or two short o! the , height of the waterfall it often succeed s in completing the ascent by a dextrous use of the toil. The retina of tho : living eye has been photographed by two English operators, Giving to the non-aothuo color of tho retina , an exposore of twenty minutes by gaslight was required with on b^fera sen- sitive gelatine plate ; Although email the negative shows the bifurcation of the blood-vessels , and also the edge of the blind spot. From experiment s in tropical Africa Herman " So yaux concludes that ag ricul- ture ia practi cable , the Boil—thongh ex- ha usted: in a year by rn aize and maniso—- being suitabl e 'for the cultivation of coffee vanilla , India rubber , tobacco, cotton and sugar-cane. In the Upper Kongo ebon- try th ese plants and many otuera grow naturall y or ore already cultivated. Tho aso Of nitro- g l yccrina as a snbsti- late for alcohol for stimnl atuig the action of tho heart ' has been recommended by Dr. J. B. Burron ghs. The advostago a claimed are , that only a minuto quantity is required , that th e aitro- g l ycorino is practically free from , teste and odor , ' that it acts immediately , and that it is not like- l y to induce a cravin g for alcoholic stimulants. . AsraoHoinoAL Aoorm ior. —To ttlo' e com- et of 1858, having a period ofabont four- teen years, makes its nearest uppro ' nch to tho enn this year; ' nnd woo. eoon at Nice on Angn st 7. . From obaorv aUonr mrido durin g the. , two former - appearances , Uohtii, a Gorman compnt or , caloidatod on orbit , which a grees wiUi, tho place, in which- ' the -Ixomav 'has just boon' 'found within fi ftoon nocond a of t imb. 'Ba d-abont six minnte o of nro i so to^i b y pointing a telescope to tho computed place , the comet would bo in tho tfold of view after nn absence of fouttociri 'year 11 f A Drxic iijt GKfiM. riTJ ^e dreaded com- ma bacillus, the gcrro. of clsolcra, : haa proven to bo ' a qulto 'tMdor-brtf a titiim, which is quietl y killed fey- dMh&' /by' tt heat of 14 0 degr oio! JMireiil oMt i' W* by many alkal ioo and noida .^he prbcess of pntrof ooUon also ' destro ys it In. a tort hours. In tho humah body ' tlio'bBOilliia lives, on tho nvbr ogo , ' only obt ' -' 'day a'idto tho attack j in ' nioifi f; ear th 'it oarVireo from fourteen to uixteen days 1 In * <3fcltlll- od water , twenty day o i In noa -watur , Bixty-fonr to el ghty -ono d*y«i dn ' d ' i h thn bilge-water of an iron chip,, thirty-li yo days ; Altar Uimo iatorvalij th n ^tJ an go* of conta gion ceasoo. . In bomwor ji i witU other diaa j iio Bcrma, the bwttfe appcaira to havo 0 wmarkablo pbwto' of tedarin g cold. . ' ¦ - ' ¦: ¦ ¦ • / ¦¦ < - . ¦ '' -' ¦¦ Mam ad Hb fj nooui. Bt—,lfuxloy con- sldera: man ' s propbi r 1 1 wbtelif :ttv ' be ; 184' pounds , made up an ; foilrJ\v ui "lfuii«lca nnd thoir oppiirtennnc 6 , - . --. fi8: jw' j ndn ; nkololon, 21 pounds ; akin;, 10J i nbjmdH 1; fat, 2Bpannda i bialu, Dpoond tH .Utor aelo v/iiflcro, ff jt pounds i abdominal VlMo ra , li poundn i and blbnd vhlcHSvbuli l'dra ia 1 from : tho '.body, -7 'p ^ undAv -' .l' ials'fiiau fl' aliomld.brcaOini Iff . iitai At fA'taiaufc^¦ flng to tho oitont ;of ono' ri»A«»t i W?0 Jo fiaotbi ' iinw'al*- , «Mrj ' r M, ' ,lidun(. ' . hc«rt Bhbhl d bcivt W ; UthWiftw»to ; ' . xuiough his oMu wotihl pt i'j : lf} ' v*i intei) of water , aODjjrulmi of. BWid. ' (rnator: : aitd > 400 gi-oinsiWeorbonfo ¦ gtyMt; ;;bvwry' ¦¦ 34* Uonrs i nnd hut total dal l y .lo$) £~tA bo replacocl by pro per tdml—mulif Vo 4i poondb ' .ot' .wate r and W Httlb Jno w 'lh ui a pounds of othnr ' uinttor. , ¦ ' ' ' ¦- ' ¦ ¦ ' /:: 'i ' -:-] )'i: ' ' : ' ' ' . ' . TouMAbo m. ^-rn 180-1 Ulo 'Sfetiirf ti or- vioo liuroau rccord oiV. 'W ^ toMj ibwi 00- " currin g.cn CO daya. Only'o ito/' ttetoi Sh tat the ,; yonx- —J aunery wfia. . aulJuVelyi.^co; trbm thcBO fctor wo. whil o .ilwy.wava 1»W»«. f rerjnonUn July / but mote tiovwo ' caMfor, in^ tha , ucaiiott. . ' Kvury. : .iioalto . ui . vifof ' jtha ' ; Unittid Blalon ' waB. vltiiUd , * W«j)i J.feta' Mn glanil and/Hto Mfdon ¦ ¦tootf.t bf dio ' mtt'.i- " wit of tho Ito oky Iftnitsla liiu ' . ^ In 'fil l iaJ ulAuoca t ho x»Mt ,h nt tho UmiuI q ri' /Sti ' ituUaf io 310 h CVJO S, - , * , , P>) >,u : V 0 litto g }.m taiA\ <nu1 ,t u «V - ' 1 l!C.» Icpj itu vur ind fro m '/S ia !('(» r n 'f a; ifin ut Swe'M li^in;; Oil ' wHo ' ' . ' i ii\ i t i ,.ur nir>cmi fo' ,wi.iil t. t tn i^.i '^o, . ; e.M' .l' nvlLai ' ii l^iir , tho > »!. '' ' . ' , m; I' »Il- i l aiJh.W o fi,mviUh >Ki1 •'' 'i ' ' ' , ,{' »-. no»)ptt;hr ,i), t>t i f v.m.j, ( i i, ,. , M> ' ¦ ' ,s vj oij ly. 'iltu iU.Ul io.il X t < ' 1 \ , , vj it «t »niwij »V.iu ]1 y jio. l, u ' . J , . ))" ,) t-iti^t f r ^ ij .i ' ..Uy tti,„ *, !n„ ' ,, ' .1 ,. .V iIvdo ' lIocI; in lliu tiH«:tiui 1 , 1 tl yt 1 ' «A»ly u> l!iu », olt' . ai , ' ,; 1 nUiiiHi jii tn' .ly e. u fato aij I. - iU-jir-.t of v„: » M , fj; fit iu Itl.u ' iBVWlilll^ UlU IM .Julll . 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CONDITIONS OF SUCCESS

Purso long, credit clxong, friend a a throng, :, ' ¦:. : ¦Good pkee, favorite case, win tho rnoe, W'-.Tr-Fine store , tr utlo moro , ealea by score, i, ^ "Largo ntoafe , ball the block , prion bodoroc ft. 1. : - *

lfrenb goods, children's I100&, carved ¦woo&SbY 'Boat style, dorks Umt emt ld vritliont Rnik/ "Eluvotor tli cm, PBCfind in air , nvoid tba stair , .Opening day, flno lay, ladles gny. " ' ? . ;,;;r.Arrange with t&ato , nothing displaced , or bb/flfc

grcced, ' .¦¦• \ ",Tett no 1»&, fabtobood flioa, onomios riao, ;''. " ,:' .': >Delirery free , I'll agree , suite me, r V . i;. ;AlHocl hard , if debarred , from chromo card. 'Competition aeveret p ersorere, avoid tbo pear,:].People think , missing lint is urintera ' ink^ iV .-, 'Advertisements rare prepaie—do not BCarc, ¦' \ '.Trade Biirj ytoe, continuo wise—still adTert fov .ykip a number , great blunder—go to thant te?, . - .Sales light, princi ple right—advertise to-night.Speculation wild , keep mild, bo not bogailad,Panic and eraab, traders raatr-btiy for oaeb* „ ;

Stdofl filow—ouutomer a go to block below, vStvlaa stole- -proprietor pale, forced sale. -Joins tno tunica of other cranks cloued bj bosks,Keaaou Hur oiiue, uotbaguise-hodidnotadTiirii se.Kind frion dg, story ends, moral appends :Tbo world' s wide— oa every aide, all would ride ;Tbia cannot be, all agreo : but , -yon aee, »Adterli ae you mnat—or rust—ox bust.

- Pcwr and Printing Trade* Journal ,

A Hymn oa Written

"Woloomo, sweet day of re it ,That saw the Lord arise ,

Wtiloome to thin reviving breast ,And those rejoicing eyes." \ < ,

AUD AB BXTN O BY OVa CBOTB.•*Wuw-knw , Bwftff , daw aw waw, ¦

Thaw aawt thaw , law aw wnw,WW.kaw * taw, t baw, ru w-raw-vaw braw/,—Aw thaw raw-javv-tjaw aw."

GLEANINGSCbolota is after the Marseilles him.No thermometer aliou!J over live to tie

a hnnrtr«d. - , . 'Why would not Claud be a good:na me

lor a pot Thomas cat 1 ,:, . C .When a man gets tight on whiokey. lie

Las to take the corn-se quence. ''¦ '. ' ,The read to wealth is crowded with

the mon who are turning -back.We often sympathize with a dog when

we think ot the man who owns it.The Morning Glory started the early

closing movement among the flowers.The temperature of a woman 's lore is

material! } lousonod by povery 's refrigera-tor.

'•She's not of my set," said the old henns she chased a stron g chicken out of theyard.

A dog would rather hunt hU own Seasthan have a can of insect powder thrownnt lain.'

For every man killed in war ten havebeen sent over the gulf by the aid of the

•corkscrew. "It ia not the man who thumps the bar

tthe hardest that has the most money topay lor his drink. ;';'

This would boa bette r world if thepeoplo in it who lose their tempera wonldnever find them again.

Now Jersey 's crop of political scandalfor this jour is many bushels in excessof her wheat deficit.

A man feels a pride in being spoken.of us "one of the oldest inhabitant s," but¦a woman never does.

One difference between a sailor and auhowmnn id, that a sailor iikes a lighthouseami a showman dues hot- It seems a little singular that -a man'sface is generall y the longest where hotiiuiKo lf is the "shortcut. "

The roimon a man hicks when his wifepresents him with twins is because hetuinuR - utio is over-bonrmg.

In walking, the weaker of two personatakes the arm of tho stron ger. This inwhy dudes always tuko ladies' arm.

A man Imn a stall in a Cincinnati mark-et who lout both logs' in the arm;. What.11 splindid cashier ho would make.

"Good gracious ," said the lien, whennho discovered tbo porcelain ogg'in hotnext , "I shall bo a bricklayer next/ '

A "monster hi human form " tiiya thatthe only time a woman docs cot exag-fierate is when she is talking of her mrungo. ;'' ¦. V - '

A new alory is entitled •'The ', Kditor'oWallet ," It in very light, very flat, and

. Iia u no sterlin g merit. In fact, there innothing in it.

Tyvoi)ty-fivo bootblacka have died inOMougo ulnco January let. This oorro -bovnt eu tbo popular impre wmm that deathJo voti a shining marlr. ; ,

Water melons are paid to contain chohuroinicrobon this acawm. Vriug yuur Wator-molon rt to this office and have ttui valorobot<leAtr oye<t fieo of cliurgo. ' ! , ¦' ' .

He bowed and ventured to cay : "Ux-cuoz inn, I titoU 1 hat mot you it Zurclo -C hi my iinino la Mouuu ," Hhor "lleally,1 do net reu nll your facoi but your nametuvu a vatW familiar aouud. " • .',' :

Ilonorluo , Kmperor ol lton 'us ttli edtouro at the loss of" a favori te lion. Thenit wu>i that the unnrt jentur won liauiorlality nnd the undying Irn tind of bin ffil-lt>w-iii«ii by exeliu'ming: "K eUco tbo.ictMU'll, '' ' ¦ ¦' ' ¦

«The New York Xeilytr thtttho thai

Ai nei'icuii giii u are iimio buntiilful thanllii'y wni o llfleoii or twent y f « nf » oao.W« iiltt tuM imy that thin iti nirait jontlytiu u .iif glrln who were horn /J ftflO W ortwenty yt'ani ago. ; ' • ' , '

Aliini cul nmati iiir (to Ir (iihi:, t fil\Hwf ) i"M v Konil fiiend. do you play (i/.'iiotoV'Iiinli Fiddl er: "Oivll a twit; r if t -'.' "Voyt>\\ piny by imr , tli mil" •'DWWe. 'A ,<*!¦'•your liiinor. '' "JIuw do you pfcy, ^'.'ii J f'' •lly umlu iitriugtb , bn jixtibotu 't '.fcsiij \it"-»moiglity dry wor r-k 1" ' ', \;' ' . ' ' ; :

A t'lileugo news item etutcu) t 'j ' t. "{(isAmt 'Vlcnii hog boliln hiii own; v;.:,A

y'M} b

liuoborii look elmnrtul. " WI >l , :¦']'.¦ . tv 'J ^onlu i' ii a oar and ueeii a mun int v l l.U fw*mid bin gi'ipiuii 'li ouAU)tyln i; y'.v.i"uu4l'J iit liit must ooiiiiluilo that thii Am', .' f ' .u hwJin holding more Hum bin ov;n. ,.; ' i

J ay Oeuld Is iiiiyelotdly noV 'wy ; ' ha <iif wing. Ho vt iroimlit one tif or 'i^S/k {['*'jiiiit rutiiruud from a MauUm t ¦ ' -iwl i..ili5whdii uhu iiaw u uteuui lUd'.w'vi ,',';!.-i ¦ ;ia¦ ¦purutl on, "W ho would «vij'i-(')t ( /(, ;iui.i(MjtlMit tm oh vnwy iluminul lvo lfiit .h^c

'ettil -t inin s»iiutd hold no ninoh «mIi. ,'-!." . ''. Wo ura ((ruiUuil to luavu ' lXw«4 ' IVuJJ

Dulfoidi liftu urruti i'uj tit hobj '^.liKflTJi Mn't A(j ra inHfowtmber next. ttu-M'iBS fUaehiitlu of all tbo Itu jpootuua t:. ;l (:.,:i'.illluilian Hlttlou will Im nir iiJiu»l »' ' . .V?. ft; nj mc-bitr hi miytlib ff bk>> liui Anuivi 'i:(i;i iim\t\hiu Iniitiifii p will no , doubt n;;a*1 Uui ayiiin tnii M of nil llmiMi nblnfii iu fi!u ulU-iil.it(0 bold It.

A- PUIN STOEYWhat a "Mesa o* Vittlca ' Oamo Noar Be-

inET TXpoot.

"An ' next v/cek I'll finish up thempaflTs, an' thou I'll wash that woolenwrapper for Calioui, au' tf iat 'll be done ,"said Miss Jane , with emphasis , na sheromoreeleB sly vrrnng the last drop ofwater from her cloth , and , hanging thedish-pan on a nail , vigorousl y rabbet! outthe sink with a bit of flannel moiutenodwith kerosene. There was no one in thelittle ''bat'ry " -with her , but sho had ahabit ol thinki ng aloud , jest as her lath-er read his weekly paper aloud for fortyyeari ' It wa» like telling some one whatshe thoug ht, or what she saw, or did , orbeard. As nlio slopped briskl y acrossthe kitchen floor a voice from the backroom called :

" Sister!"The scpieak in Miss Jane 's shoes gasp-

ed helplessly, anil then died." Well !" said she, interrogativel y." Are yoa going out? ' ''•Only jos' to liang these dinh-rag s on

the fence. "What is it 1""111 wait till you come back ,'- said the

voice, and tbo old rocking-chair reanmodita creech y-ernwt 'h, and Misa Jane 's shoestapped a little more briskly than before ,for a minute had gone out of her lifetimewhile she wailod to hear what her sisterhad to say. "looks kind o' ketchin ',"sho muttered , spreading - her towels onthe picket fence, and ti pping back herhead to squint one oye at a small blackcloud that was creeping up from the ho-rizon. "I b'Jiovo 1 most try for anothermess o' thorn strawberries , thoug h;thflre 'a notliiu ' mokes so rich sauce "forme," and Misa Jane gathered up hor milk-pano from tlio collar door , where theyhad been lazily Banning themselves sincefive o'clock in tbo morning, and went in.

She announc ed herself as "goin ' downto the sou'west corner o' the back pas-tur\" when olio appeared at the back-room door a few minutes later , tying acalico nun-bon net under her chin -,. " thatis,"' she aildoil , "if you didn 't want noth-in' that you wnntod to keep me in for. " -

The old rocking-chair creaked nervous-ly a few times, and Calista's fingerstrembled as she tried to coax the threadinto the eye of the needle.

Miss Jane waited ." There!" Cal ista laid down the needle ,

and drew a long breath."Do yon remember , sister , what the

minister 's wife was saying yesterday 1"'' About tbit t slack piece, Serony Jack-

son, going to ba married 1 'Can 't make apudding sauco 1 Not that Miss Chandlersaid anything about that , but la! don 't Iknow the whole Kit ' ' .

" No. not that , sinter. What she saidabout the poor children coming out intothe country for a little vacation. Oh ,sister , I laid and thoug ht last ^rtyht"—Caiiata choked a tittle , and then she spokeout bravel y—"I' ve been thinking whycouldn't we take ono for the two weeks 1"

The shot wa& fired now, and the half-frigbtciicd gunner waited for the smoketo clear away before she could reckonthe effect on tbo enemy. Hiss Jane , whostood for the enemy in this cbro , certain-ly wasn't dead , but it was equally certainshe was pretty well stun ned .

;• Well,'' she enid, recovering herself alittle after n low minulvp , "J ha dn 'tthoug ht notliiu ' about it , au' I don 't be-lieve you could stun 'it one day an' night,Calista ;" mid t hin tiny plant of an objec-tion being well sprouted , it grow with arapidity that almost amazed the cultiva-tor he rself , and Calista was informedthat such "a young one, bei n' nneddicat-ed ond unruiinnorcd , would ban g lip thedishes, cat tie preserves , imash the eggsand kill tlio chlolton s, worry the cat , uudfinally cry night u for its mother , if it banone, which I nhouldn 't be purprihod if ithadn 't," added the good woman , grimly," An' it 's two eliuu con to ono but 'twouldho a foioigner w lien wo got it , and sarsyat that i for you know , Calista , us well asI do, that n. good port of the city is madenp of forei gners—one kind and another. "

Miss Jane Lad ompliod hor quiver , andpanned , but Calj sta was running hernoodle slowly through tlio block of pinkElint , as if oiory arrow had flown over

or head.She la id her work on hor knot ) now ,

and looked throug h the window uwny tothe blue hills that molted into the horiz-on. "I didn't uloop much lout night ,"•ho suid , gently—a shade otulo over MisnJane 's sharp fuc- o, bat Calista want on,quietly— "and I tlionght , as I laid iu inygood clean hud , just au tbo light woocoining, and hoard the birds sing ing ev-erywhere, anil tbo lay-looks brushed•gainst the window , and they amollod oopretty—I thought how Mis ' Chandlersaid some of tlier ti dear little things nov-mVI uruolt u ron e, nor no much ns soonnay gronn grmin. ''

The voice ewitd in nobi? , and Mien Jnnn(©It her own eyes grow dim , and loftlir .odthat her utmnj i-towor of dnfoimo wouldfull if nlio liiiRorcul bore much longnr.

Alio rone (lolormin edty, and tied horbonnot .nti'in(>ii in a snugger knot.

"T lioi'o I don 't fool tiiul about it ," ohooald. "I 'll think it ovor , and—wo 'llBOO."

'• Doar Lord , do Thou bo in horthou ghts," nij ontl y prayed the uliitnr leftat home , bu t olio only said , cheerily, anMitui Jan e'ii uhoen oroakud out ntii'i mi theWtnlKin floor , "Thoy 'ro the Lord 's littletiuon, yon know, " but Minn Ja no vouch-rated no rep ly,

"Never saw no gninu ," nlio nniiT od,nibbing hor none,.

"W hat iioniioinioI an much grans aatliurd iu in tlio world I An ' I won 't liavo nuar *y young one hero. " HulniihoriihoouIrou enorg etliinlly over tlio rihort , orlopiiioiia anil eiunli pd tho fragran t pminyroy-ftl , tiho found hm-iii-lf wonderin g tu gneiyhoi4r it would iieein if thin worn the Unitthaw.

No ono hut hoiutll and hor (lod lcnuwol tho^wur faro tbut wont on down iu thecuuthiiuit puiitur o that aflornoou , butCdlintn know wlui had tbo vintnry whenihoy uut «loiv|i to thii ir tivo o'clock uii]>-pur. Hut nlio nuliS nothing. And oven(it tw th o diiihou wore wunlied tuid thomilk put iiu'oy , mid AIln/i Juno tied on ununoloiit block ut riiw "hiiokonio y"j iiid imid.After a liltlu lioiiilutloli , il mt olio itiiuiiu odoh))'<J run ovoi'lotlm tiiiui uter 'ii mid tellhhu ''if ho emi ketch hold of a liliely little(jl rl , wo'll try nn * git along with hot twoWfcflW' —-ovon then Calist a only vuld:"V/fll l. I ftoiihl , muter. A little gillt ,rtii )ili)'t be mi iinieli troiib lo for you iu> uboy, niont litwl y."

J lut uftor nliim JuiiD hnil gono on herlit ioiul Ctitiula wnnt Into imr budroomliud shut the door, Hl in hiul outo rod into[,tJ- olouot.

Vl/hut Af iuu Jan n nnhl to boruol f nu nhetlUiHgod uwuy won i "I f I'm a uullluli pig,laijxl, hnlp mo not to upum! and kiinnkm» «r i.iy vittlon u»„ry iinio i ...m' t, huvo

'cm to suit me." And she backed up horprayers by her deeds

Twenty years ago Calista bad closedtho eyes of hor husband , young Lieuten-ant John Emmons , in a Souther n hospit-al. - She stayed with the sick and woun d-ed two years ' longer , ond then camehomo with the malaria that made hor aninvalid for life.

Jano Sowall had heard , as bur neigh-bors had , that Alcander Merrill was shotturongh tho head aa he flung himself indesperation across the fatal deadline ottho pen at Andersonvillo -, but there hadboon no engagement announced betweenthem.

He hud whispered to hor und er thoblooming app le trees the night befor e hisregiment went away, and askod if shewould wait until he came back , and afterhis death it was whispered about that hehad been "kind p' shinin ' up to Jane Sow-all ," and tho postmaster was sure "hohad wrote to her ;".. but" the modesty ofthe New Eng land • Village would havebeen shocked if she had presumed toopenly mourn for him. And so the sor-row tbp.t flowed from Calista 's wound ,leaving it sweet and read y for healin g,had cankered in Jane 's heart , and formeda crust that few broke throug h.

Sho and Calista lived comfortably ontbo old place with a little money and Cal-ista's pension ; ond thoug h their livesmight not lie in the sunshine , and thelight was snbdnod , it was tender , notgloomy, and the only real shadow thatdaik ened the path was tbe dread thatsometimes thrust iteell forward that onomight bo left ulono.

Tho fatal Tuesday, as Miss Jane wouldhave expressed it, came ond found MissJano frying so many doughnuts that Cal-ista said, laughing ly, pbe must be expect-ing a buy, after all; but they were bothsurprised when the minister slopped atthe door with a boy in his wagon.

" I said a girl ," said Miss Jano , emphat-ically, mooting the minister on the door-stop.

" 1 know you did, Miss Sowall, I knowyon did," said tho good man , "but nowI'll tell yon just how it is. This boy hasbroug ht.a dog with him"—Miss Jane 'sface was gorgon-like in its stoniness—"and nobody wants him. He broug htthe dog aboard the boat in that paste-board box, and there bo's kept him tillsomebod y caught him pntting in part ofbis lunchoon for tho little creature to cat.Ho cut holes in tho box so the dog couldbreathe , and told him to keep still , andtbe knowin g little tliiog hasn't made asound since they started last uight. Theboy said ho was nfruid to leave him forfear ho would bo abused or lost."

Mr. Chandler paused , and looked otMiss Jane 's face. He read nothingthere .

" I can't say I blau 'e yon , thoug h, fornot wanting a boy," ho continued , "andI'll soo if wo can 't stow him away some-where with ours. "

Miss Jano caug ht a glimpse of Calista bface. "You pig, Jano Sowoll , now kiokovor the whole troug h because you can 'thave everything your way," said she toboruolf , and "Stop, !' said she to tho min-ister ; "bring him in. "

" I hopp you'll never rogrot it," saidthe minister , shaking hands when lie wontaway.

"I hope I shan 't," responded Miss Jane ,in a tone that said "I know I shall ;" butMr , Chandler was nsod to a laek of fuith ,and ho rodo away, leaving tho boy, withtho box under his arm , standing on . thebroad , flat door-stone , in the inoruingsunshine.

Miss Jano enid she "never did sen ouoha fool for n boy that neomed to have wit ,too," as the day r. wore away ; and honaked her "what hold up tlio stouo wall"that fenoed the pasture actons tho road ,or wondered that I'UB pboniOB grow onbushou , or pulled at tho connection be-tween tho hon or the iient and tho eggfound in there afterward. Miss Janewas , m tlii ) said , roull y "non plussed atsuch ignorance. ''

Tho dog, Simp, provod to bo » harmlesslittle ragged- haired thing , who paid groatronpoot to tho enormous yollow-snd-Wliitocat Sarah , and mollified tier mistress bycatching tho rats the lazy Hitial i hud al-lowed to gainbol about tho barn almostunder hor noso.

Quito a fiiend flh ip grow between Culls-(.a and Jack , for he loved to listen to burstories of the war , thoug h ho novor hesi-tated to toll her when ho thoug ht she loltthe strai ght highway of foot and strayedinto 1 the fields of imagination.

After awhile thoy found , in add ition toSnap, lie had broug ht with him . nn oldflagoolot , on which ho played , if not m'i-entiflciill y, at lea nt in a way pleasing tothose lonely women.

" Pinaforo " was now , but, fortunatpl y,tho bunds still play "Min obinp; «Throu ghGeorgia " and "Annie Lanrio ," and Jackrattled thorn off, while Caiiata hummed ,in a soft littlo *oico, an (lccompniiinionthalf a moaouro ahead or behind , au ithappened. Mh.ii Jano paid littlo hood,ap parently, to the boy, but it woo notCah sta who crept np-nlnira to look at himan ho lay anluei ) , uud murmured : " If hobad lived ," una thou hluuhod hotly nlonoin tho dark at what scorned , _lo hor rig idcreed , almost a nil ) for tho nnwod tothink of wifehood or motherhood , ovonthough " it might mvov bo. .

Tho second wonk of Junk' s stay wooextremel y nuUry , and ono ni ght , in a. ter-rible shower , Culiuta wnn taken with onoof the attacks of ilhiomi tluit hud hungabout her ever uiiinn hor Southern cam-paign,

Au Mian Janu hmiiei lly prepared tliomudiflin o nlie kept at Iminl, Jack 's facelooked In nt tho dour.

"Mick , hain 't iihol " he wlilupn fod,"Oh T

Tho hoit rio uhook u-i i\ poll of thunder ,lilio tho boom of guns , ornokotl about it,and Minn Jano cried nuf , for tho bottlefoil from her luiud uud uluittwinl on thefloor.- "Ha in 't jo got no more I " askod Jock"I can (jo to tbp 'pnlocur y V or to thodoolor 'n. I know wharo tlio doctorlivon. "

Mimi Jano didn 't ummo r.I t would bo dire cruelty to iieinl that

nioinolof Immunity nut in finch a storm ,but Cabala—

Ilnloro nlio noiihl collect hor thmighlatho tain boat heavil y in nt tho open door ,and Junk wan gone.

film sprung out to call alter him to goby llio road and not by tlio slopping-iitoiic.t i i but tho wind riiuliod'rouiid theliouno mid flnrrhd her would away, andJu nk , with Snap at hi.i heeli- , had boonuwallowoil up by the ni ght. • diiek hadbeon in f-ltouoham long ouong h to know"that it wnn a Imlf mito to> Dr. MoTiityro 'nby tho loud , while the path that led ontl/o fitop p hig-itt onnu iiownn Mud Jlrookwan only half an far.

" Wo'll go ovor tho iitoppW -ntoi uiii , for,...l^ b|> ullo 'il .1 lly i.l '," .- .' !'i. X.,o!. I.J -' .)¦• ; ' ,

and Snap responded by a littlo howl asthoy fled down tho path.

Dr. Mclntyro was sick himself , nndyoung Dr. Harry had driven off to Bob-adil to set a man 's log, but Mrs. Wood-bury, the housekeeper , and tbe old doc-tor together pat np tbo medicine ' which ,as Mrs. Woodbury said, "always fetchedMrs. Emmons right ronnd when she hodthem spells; but I'm afraid you'll tumbledown and spill it, you poor little dear ,"the kind woman added.

Jack prilled a bit of dirt y string frombis pocket for answer , and made the bot-tle fast to Snnp'a neck.

" Jle con't' tumble down7' said the lit-tle master , but Mrs. Woodbury was onlydivided as to the risks.

Nothing better presented itself , how-ever, bo she dubiousl y rolled tho powdersin a bit of oiled silk, and started the twohomeward , with very littl o hope the med-icine would reach there , if the boy anddog'did.

Mad Brook was roaring when the dogreached it, foaming over the stepp ing-stones , bat the moon was stragg ling outnow, and showed a tree blown acrossfrom bank to bank.

" Keep close to me, old fellow," saidJack , starting nimbly acron s. Almost-over , a dead branch snapped , and Jackfell. -He caught a limb with ;each hand ,and drew himself half out of the water;bat tho boughs swayed and creaked , andthreatened to break , and Jack dare trustthem no farther.

" She's got to kairo the 'potccory stuff,he said, pulling the roll ont of his pock-et, while ho held " unsteadily by one hand."H ere, Snap, take .it an' go home. "Suap howled , bat Jock repeated the com-mand , and Snap trotted to the shore , laiddown his handle , and howled again.

"G o homo," repeated Jack , in hissternest tone , nnd Jack's word was' lawto Snap ; Bo he picked up his roll , andthree minutes later , wet, dirty and pant-ing, laid it at Miss Jane 's feet , as sheopened the door for perhaps the hun-dredth time to look and listen. -

With trembling hands she look thebundle and nntied tbe bottle , and, assoon as Calista 's agony was relieved , witha terror of she knew/hot what , she speddown the bill with/Snap, just as the day,fair and smiling, .peeped over the hills.

" She's s-livinT' called a feeble voicefrom the water.

Not a word in answer said Miss Jane ,but she marched strai ght into the brook ,and taking Jack in her arms , put him onthe ground .

" 1 couldn 't hold much longer ," said he,and droppe d at her feet.

Two or three days aft erward tho min-ister came round to ask if Jack would beread y to go back with the other children.••No," said Miss Jane, abru ptly ; "I can'tlet him go, and Calista , she wants him ,an' we'll keep him a spolllonger. I guessby what ho tells about his aunt he liveswith , there ^yon't Toe any troub lo-tbore."

" gloss tho Lord, raster ] ' ' said the min-ister , earnestly. Ho hod heard tho storyof Mad Brook.

This Spring Miss Jane , with a beam-ing face, put down hor name for fourchildren to spend two weeks with her ." Jack and Calista will orij oy it ," said sho,apologetical ly.

" noy r about Snap ?" laughed the min-ister.

" There , ain't he tho knqw in 'eet littlething you ovor saw ?" exclaimed MissJane , with enthusiasm , and the ministerassented ; and sho walked homo, mur-muring : "What a mess o' vittle a you'd'a' upset, Jan o Sowall , if tho Lord hud lotyou had your own way I"—Anni« M.IM iby, in Christian Union.

Educated women.Mis. G. W. Simpson of Montreal , in on

address before a graduating class ol girlsat a eahaol jn that city, said : "Wo knowthat tho real scliolara auiopgut mon arerefined and unassuming, and it will cer-tainly bo found that real scholarsamongst women will bo modest and reas-onable. They will not bo looo womanl ybecause thoy aro well informed , nor Ionsinteresting boaauno (hoy aro sonniblo and,accomplished. Rightl y accepted , I aaoin tho higher education that which willgivo .bri ghtness to a dull life. I soo init a cheek upon tho almlossncca whichtoo often oemou in the years botwoonschool-timo and marriagn . I soo }n it ftchock upon tho wastol ul habit of dress ,which are frequently only tho consequenceof nna uiaood honra and pur e idleness.To wivon and mothprii it will bo truopow er, enablin g thorn to guido tho house-hold and enporintond the education ofsonn and daug hters,; to tho unmarr ied itwill bo a oqns tant moann of uqofulnoaa ;whilo to tho bere aved it will ho at oncoann solittion and holp. I know it in "afashion ommifjut wita tohirj womnn Ktudjtho 'Cookery hook,' to challenge thorn tomake pica and boil potatoes , aa if thoaaat to wore difficult ot acquirement ', andwould task n womnn 'u powora to tho al-most , whe reas an educated woman cancanily loom any part of Urn domootioeconomy. It ia thono dull at nohool whoare dul l at homo i . a woman ncouiiton ieilto learn can learn anyt hing, ovon to oooktho dinner , and will exereino the know-lojlgo, to.), when olio has hot it skillednoi vniit to dp it for hor , f havo knownlearned men 'who could drivo enginesand ntoko engine fir en, but thoy did notthink it nocciiBiivy to apply for ntokoni 'places, Many a man of letters can louddid horuo aa well un a ((taom , but howould not -theroforo think it a wiuo ex-penditure of tlnio to do tho work of theutablo. Ton need not koop your womenignorant in order that thoy way learn tooopk. Tbo )Mt oilijoat ot! women Iluwoknown worn rjlno tho 1>P«1 houno-keonortt.It ia the habit of learn ing which in want-ed, and tho powir of uolf-hojp, Tliothi ng to bo learned in of vory uonondtu yimportance. '1 '

That Ifaltunil Code.Bho wan u ilrooUlyn J j irl. Ho wnn u

youn g man from ltnaton vliitlng at horhou uo. In honor ot bin coining nhn hudmad ri a oiir|lur<| p|o with hpr ojyn fnlrhamlu. .

"Do take come, aim urged , nt tho imp.jior fable. ''I made it for yon myoiilf ,yon k now."

"No," said ho . rolitnlu dtl y, after nuevident inward utru j rglo. "I cannot. IfI were at homo nt JUonton I would , butbore I ihu'O not."

'•And wby V Hho«rjr od , "Why , doivvout ,can yon not cat it horol "

"JJ ooauiM t,'' bo mlmvoruil will) tt (loopdrawn nigh, "Uonmiiin now vj o mo inNow.~¥ork | you know , mid un nllbmiit nttmi ;M o itt a orie.io tinde r tho N«tv-V<irkJftWff. " ' '

'pm y may (jo ati rovMng tho Old To«-(ft m. nil forovor , but coelely will never b|ilaUilinl until tbo 'l'en €miiii)i),ii<bue:il U

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niJX NVE DISC0BHSE3 AT LENGTH 0T0N TBIDAUTHOLBI 8TATDE.

When Patrick Henry put hia old cast-iron spectacles back on tho top of hishead and whooped tor Liberty, ho didnot know that some day wo would havemoro of it than we knew what to do with.He little dreamed that the tiino wouldcome wkon we would have more libertythan we could pay for. When Mr. Henry sawed the air and shouted for libertyor death , I do not believo that be knewthat the timo would oome when-Libertywould stand knee-deep in the mud ofBedloe's Island and yearn for a solidplace to stand npon ;.

It Beams to me that we have too muchliberty in this country in some ways.Wo have more liberty than money. Weguarantee ^ that every man in Americashall fill himself np full of liberty at ourexpense), and tbe less of an American heia the more liberty ho can have. It hedesires to enjoy himself , all he needs is aslight foreign accent and a wiliingnesa tomix up with politics as noon as he canget his baggage off the steamer. Themere I study American institutions themore I xegret that I was not born a for-eigner, so that I could have something tosay about the management of our £reatland. If I could r.ot be a foreigner , Ibelioie I would prefer to be a Mormonor an Indian , not taxed ,

I am often led to ask; iu the languageof tbo poet ," "Is tbe Caucasian playedout V Blost everybody can have a gooddeal of fan in this country except theAmerican. Ho seems tb bo so busy pay-ing his taxes oil the time that he boavery littlo time to mingle in the giddywhirl with the alien. .That is the reasonthat the alien who rides across the Unit-ed States on the "Limited Mail" andwrites a book abont na before breakfastwonders why we are always in a hurry.That is the reason we have to throw onrmeals into ourselves with a dn]l thnd ,and hardl y have time to maintain a warmpersonal friendshi p with our families.

We do not care much for wealth , butwe must have freedom , and freedomcosts money. We have advertised tof urni oh a bunch of freedom to every man ,woman or child who cpmes to onr shores ,and we are going to deliver tho goodswhether we have anj left for ourselvesor not. What would the great world be-yond the seas eay to us if some day theblue-eyed Mormon , with his heart foil oflove for our female seminaries and ourold women's homes, should land P,ponour coasts and Snc] that wo were osmgall tho liberty oursolves'T"

What do wo want of liberty, anyhow 'Whatoonld we do with it if wo had ittIt takes a man of leisure to enjoy liberty,and wo have no leisure whatever. It isa good thing to keep in tho house " forthe two of guests only," but we don'tneed it for ourselves.

Therefore , I am in favor of a Statue ofLiberty Enli ghteni ng the-Worl d, becauseit rl " show that wo keep it on tap winteram - .-t rn imer. Wo want the whole broadworli ' to remember that when it getatired of oppression it can come here toAmerica and oppron s no. Wo are usedto it, and we rather like it If wo don'tlik e it we can g«t on tbo steamer and goabroad , where wo may visit tho effetemonarchies and have a high old time.

Tho Sight of tho Goddess of Libert ystanding there in Now-Yotlj Harbor nightand day, bathing her feet in tho ripplingsea, will bo a good thing. It will bours l-rate. It may also bo productive ofgood in a direction tlmt many hnvo notthought of. Aa she stands there day af-ter day bathing hor feet in tho broad At-lantic, perhaps soroo moon-grown Mormonmoving toward tho far west, a confirmedvictim of tho matrimonial habit , may fixthe bri ght picture in his so-called mind ,and ronipiriberiiig how, on bio arr ival inNew York , ho flaw Liberty batbln f? horfoot with impunity, ho may bo lod iu afteryearn to try it on himself.

A Boy With a, Bulge.'No, my son,' ho rep lied aa ho put on

hia hat , Hon pan 't go tp tho oir fiua. ''But why, fatbpr. 1'Well, la tho ijret place I can't fool

away my money on such things. ''Yoo, but I have enough ot my own.''And in tho next place jt (s a Ktug b

crowd , tho sentiment is unhea lthy and norespectable person can countenance suchthin ga.'

•IJ nt , tilth—.''Tbnt 'o onoagh , air. ¥011 can't go. I

want yon to enjoy yoQrce|f, biit you vpmatnook riorpo moro respecta ble amusement/

An hour later a carious thing happen-ed in tho circus tont. A boy climbed totho lop flight of stops and sat down bo-aide n wan who Iuul juot finished a nlaaaof lomonndo and waa lighting 11 cigar.Ho had his plug hat on tlio book of binhead , and Doomed to bo enjoying himselfhu gely. It was father and oon. ' Thofa ther hnil gone straig ht to tho groundsfrom dinner , and tho boy had run away.Thoy looked at each other for half a min-ute anil then tho boy got tho firn t WowIn by wblaporing s

'Say, did , if you won't lick mo I won'tloll ma you waa horn. '

Tho father nodded hia hood tq thoagreement , and tho great spectacular pa-rudo In tlio ring began.

1'hnt float Juct Fitted Uov Poff.In a utr oot car (Mod vJith Indies a nine-

ty-pound dudo uut v/odged in 0110 oarnor.A fnt wom an , bandiome ly -drosaod andwith a littlo dog in hor ormn - got on.Tho du do ntrugg lad. to' bin foot anil (Quell-ing bin lint politel y remru tad fapollnii plyit« Madura will ybti tako Uiifl Mat '1

Tho fnt lady looked at tho - crovlno hohad lolt and thaukntl him pk-ann utly.

" You »r« very kind; oir, olio said , " Ithink it uill J unt fit tho dog."

And it d id.

, '.Clio CoHlt&Uonn of an Xnquuill ty0 Boy.I notion hoyovor ' niuoH ° ftM iilrogfjUta

when you Ivy to got a lilfiu f if uho It oimtiher pan stop nppioao hing alio ulwayu lotaup on Iho oirugrjjlo long onQtig li t° fl»l>th'j i kiwi InefoK ) tbo (dd (i|u|| itppmru .

J nol twi W> inal tei/ lioiv homely « tvo-man mat? think bar hunb aml in, uho nl-wnyu tuttu (t on a gntnnl truth that liurnow hntyy J o tho prcltluiil In tho vro rtcl,ond "l noiiu jtiutllku lto tMtw."~-St. I' nulUcrahl .

Vounj - WrVi * »?«r»t KuDorl ouca hi HMU.Yoiinc} Wife (to Smobnn d)— uliuit!t jou

iin tini ) a <)I/<««u <ii> in lliu tn illr , iloort"• Vquu f;nui ;liniul—"yc.1; thin h muchbettor tbiwi vm huvo boon Kolliutf ."

Youurt \Vlfti~"Vw-y ntu6h ' butler. Igot it of a inn/ iiuiti. 11n e;ii«l lu> would(iiiumm Liiii it U> bo pwrfu cUy pur o, ' tiod koI onncluilwl to buy »|)oii(jh f.n lyf r jj

" Where- aro yon going with the pup-pies, my littlo man 1" asked a gentlemanol a small boy whom he mot with thr oDpnps in a basket . '¦- , . . . ' - ¦

" Goin' to drown theni ," was the reply."I want a pup for my little boy to

play with. What do yon say to Jottingmo take ono of theta 1"- " I'll noil you one," spoke op the kid,with American enterprise. " I'll sell yoathis yaller one for SO cents, tho blackono.for 75 cents, and the spotted ono isworth SI of any man's naoney. ''

"I think my littlo hoy -would like thospotted ono host, bat you ask . too mnchfor it. You had intended drowning nilof them , but I'll give yon 25 cents andsave you the trouble of drowsing thespotted one."

" Twenty-five cohts for that spottedpurpl" exolorned tba boy. "I can'teland it; taxes is high; rent is high. ' Itcosts good money to go into the rollerrin k. Oh no; 1 can't take'lesg than $1."

"But you intend to drown— ¦—""Toko tho black ono at 75 cents.""My littlo boy wonlin't like the black

one.""T ake the yoller one at half a dollar.

He's dirt cheap. ""M y httle boy woukhVtlike his color.""W ell, then, you'd better tell yonr lit-

tle boy to play with ' his tooa," and hecont inued toward the river. " No partycan dead-be&t his way on me these hardtimes."

^„«»Facto Wortti Knowing.

Mark Twain is the richest aathor iaAmerica.

J. W. Bessemer gets SOOO .OflO a yewont of his steel patents.

Ot the twenty-five members of Grant' stwo cabinets six have died. .

The police records of San Franciscoshow that 2,734 Chinamen were arrestedlast year.

The tomato ia being introduced intoTurkish gardens, where it goes as thered egg plant

Mr. Kegon Paul , the London publisher,paid 826,250 for the manuscri pt of Gor-don's diary.

. An English mastiff, the largest dog ofthe kind ever exhibited , sold not longago for $1,500-

The Brazilian produc tion of diamondsamounts in yearly value from $1,000,000to $1,500,000.

From 50,000 to 80,000 head of cattleore slaughtered monthly in the provinceof Bio Grande , Brazil.

Thousands of glasses of pure springwater are ao)d dafly at ft cent n glaso'onthe street corners of Boston.

Emperor William, oi Graranny, alwayshas a chapter from tho Bible read to himimmediately after dinner.

With 4,575 miles of; navigable riversand 2,900 of canals, the Franoh railwaysmost encounter some competition.

30 Would ftpoke |t en Sunday.A Buffalo man who raoentl y mode a

trip to New-York tells the following storyof himself 1 Ho entered ths smoking-room of a New-York Central sleeperstanding in the depot , and there found astranger of Celtic extraction indulging ,in a. puff at hia pipe. 11)0 ear rookedwith the perfume , end the Buffalo manfound tha t h,ia tw/o^fora.qoartercjgar.didnot stand tho slightest chanoe. It madehim mad that such a stench should bepermitted, and when tko conductor camein be mad e complaint

"I have no moro right to stop hissmoking a pipe than I liavo to atop yoursmoking a cigar," said (ha puncher.

11 Well, band him a cigar, then ," flaidtbo Buffalo man, and ho pulled ont oneof the name brand be hod in his mouth.Tho conductor approached tbo man ottho pipe, when tho following took place *.

Conductor—Tho gentleman presentshis compliments , and Uflku you, to accepta piRaff

Man with the pi pe—Trno for tba gen-tleman 1 ho is a scholar ; but as I havemy pipe lighted , I'll kapo tho . cigar andsmoko it of a next Sunday. —BuffaloCourier.

om 'a wprjc .Much tj Qund V/lodoiti ia embodied "in

tho following advice to mothers in thoaddress on "girls'' work" : In view of thedomestic bias, lot mo nrgo mothers toteach their diynghtnra kourio-kooplng.Glris apmo tq their hdebanda ignorant ofall hounohald dirties, honco waste, impa-tiouco, quarrels , bltlornoon , blund ers.Thoy have to learn everything. ,Ia largofamilies lot tho dau( ;htora (alio it in turnnto superinten d—onu tho bod-roam s, an-other tho kitchen, another tho drawing-rooms 1 gardening, nmrkotin g, tlio bnn-honoo, the librar y, tcaollin p; the children ,nnr sinrr the olok, in conneotion withwhich I would alco recommend ambu-lance olnonon. Gir lti aro, as a rulo , utter-ly ignorant about tholr own health andyour hcjltli 1 thoy don't know what toguar d ogaiunt i . thoy don 't kno w what toguard agalnat 1 thoy don't know how tonot on an emergency. Talk of theirrnlud n 1 why thoy don't ovon know howtlioir bodies are mode, thoy drift intodioooso, and death anil diouipaVion fromuhocr ignonmco, MothorO |Wu (u yourfault

*c. «y»«—» -Ai) nxahango oayo th«t tho Homo In-

uuranod Company prefer o that buildings(ilioald not have light ning? roila on them.Ordinar ily a properl y arran ged rod doesno harm, but if out of order it la apt toattract tho olootrio current and ban nottho power to carry it off. If an owno*liuiluta on putti ng (1 roil on a building ho.should (100 that tun lower nnd intom theground d,«PP on(t\iaU to bo potmanontl swot, . The better plnn iu to put tho rodon a polo or Ires in tho yard nnd not at-tach ft to tlio build ing.

Tlio latent dovlcn for ralulng money ttchurch fuiro ia to huvo na "^tiutiou ofveiled bcautle a." Kntih lndy will bewrap ped hi p. pot' rinnrjr wuterj iroof andvj illo.iS, ond wUfoaxry ' ulntiolt bfcStot fiUuil, 'Thny wiU bo Bold si nuotion to tho high-«nt litddtr , nnd 1,1(0 pu^h.ur iov .villi uooumtho laily'iuwmjiflaynri h |>«irt (t«r for thoevening <uul will chara |u tho coutontu pitho lunidi li'iui^ut, • . ' ' ' "'

A very compluto flllinif for open -unokaIn (loortt rnay bo laftib by tlio-roughly¦JooW njj new/jpiiiior in iiavin umto of 1pound ot flour , U q'larti of water , tuil Aiahtt«noo» (ul itt ilraui , thorou ghly boilednnd tala od. ' Maio U10 iluftl liilxtui-eabout aa thiclc ta pittty, und it will hwrJl-cn Wtny &pfi sr Mae/ie. - '

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I (ihci luul finii 'ihtid liiuf Host t/iimitov iiilhl«-<in. " ' ¦ ' . . ' - " - , .

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"Tho Boy Trader.The ;fonr prenidont a whoso deaths bave

occarred whilo fn office, have 'nll died notlong after tho beginning of their torm s.President Harrison died on tho . 4th ofApril , 1841, precisely one month nf tor hisinan gnration : Proridont Taylor , on tho9th of July, 1850, after holding hia officea littler over a year and four months ;President Lincoln; - April 9tb , 1865," inless than s month and' a .half after hiasecond.inan gnra tion ; and President Gar-field, September 21st, 1881, in n littlemore than six months: and a half fromthe day when he look tho oath o! office.In.ltie_ firs.fc .half centnry jrpm tho founda-tion of onr government "theT^roBideniaall survived ¦ their terms, and moat ofthem lived for many years after the. closeof their presidential careers -. Washing-ton the first to pass away, died in 1799,only ft lit tle more than two years afterthe end of his second term , but JohnAdams, whose term ended in 1791,: sur-vived for more . than twenty-fivfggpear aJefferson , whose second term- ended in1809, died on the same day as .'Adams—July 4th, 1826. Monroe also died ohthe 4th of July five yearn later. HiaPresidency extended from 1817 to 1821.Madison outlived his second term twen-ty-three years, dying 1836. JohnQoincyAdams went back , to Congress after heceased to be President in 1829, and diedfrom a paral ytic stroke received on thofloor of the house in .1648. Von Boron,who retired in 1841, lived till Jul y, 1862.Folk ' died in 1859, having gone ont ofoffice a little more than two years before.Pierce, President from 1853 to 1857,died in 1869. Buchanan , who gave placeto Lincoln in 1861, died in 1868. Grantlived eight years alter his second term,ending in 1877. "

In the following list will be found theplace of sepulture ot all the Presidents :Washington. Mt. Vernon, Va,John Adams Qoincy, Mass.Jefferson .Monticel lb, Vo,Madison .Montpoleir , Va.Monroe ..Richmond, Va.J. Q. Adams Quinoy, Masa.Jack son ,Tho Hamitage, Tenn.Van Buren .n Kinderhook , N. 1.Harrison . North Bend, Ind.Tyler. Richmond , Va.Polk ; .Nashville, Tenn.Taylor .Washington.Filmore ; Bnffalo, N. T.Pierce Concord, N. H.Bnchanan Lancaster , Pa.Lincoln Springfield, 111.Johnson. Greenville , Tenn.Garfield ..Cleveland , O. IGr ant .Now-York City. .

Hydrophoom.Franklin Dyer, a highly reapebtable

and intelligent farmer , of Galena, JKo ntcounty, Md., gives the following aa a surecore for the bite of a mad dog.

"Elec ampane la a pinnt well known tomost persons , and ' is to be found in manyof our gardens. ' Immediately alter beingbitten , toko on ounce of: the root fit theplant (the green is prefer able, but thedried will answer, and may be found inany drug store, and • was used by me),slice or bruise, put iu o pint of fresh milk,boil down to a half pint ; strain , andwhen cold drink it; fasting at least six,hours afterw ard , and next mornin g re-peat the dose, prepared as tho last, andthis will bo euffioiont

" It is recommended that offer eachdose nothing may bo eaten for nt leastsix hours , I have a eon that was . bittenby a mad- dog eighteen yoar n ago, andfour other children in the neighborhoodwore also bitten ; they took the abovedose, and aro alive and well to this day.I have known a number of othora whowore bitten and applied the same reme-dy-"

Ohio has a remarkable doorcase in tho

number of marriage in proportion to thopopulation. Darin g tho year precedingtho war there woro over 23,000 ont ol apopulation of about 2,3-10,000. Tho warreduced this number to an avera ge ofabout 19,500, and tho return of peace ranup tho nnmboi to 30,479. This large in-orodso denoted tha t there woro a goodmany faithful girlo who waited for. thomon to whom thoy had plighted theirtroth. * After that tho avera ge number otmarriag es waa abont 20,000 a year for anumb er of years 1 bub following tbo panicof 1873 thoro was h drop to 23,489. Thorevival of bnnino ss in 1802. .waa markedby anothe r increase to 30,500 bat thoouccoeding depression of 1884 again re-duced tbn number to 28,720.

"Ilatttinicfa ar," ."Tho word 'ohnporono ' has beoorno

objectionable to women in Now-York so*oioty, and honco it la now .consideredonly proper to alludo to 'Afro. So-ond So'nn going to 'matronizo ' a party of youngladles. I liko tho change. 'Oh.anorouois a foreign word, and has a watchdogmoanin g in it (fiat is totally foreign totho freedom always accorded to our youngwomen , mid which they hav e not onlynot 'nbuticd , bat which bun cultivated inthorn n oolfr oliance and ooprlt whichraixUco H\cm tho utorit (avotMl of thoworld' s women. - There is no doubt that'matronizo ' will bo adopted.

The cool weather loft tbo hotel at LongBench with so few gnosis that it oonhlonly bo kept opon at connldcT oblo lomi,ana of torbroakfaut Thursday morning thodoom woro norm anoutly tilomid. Tiio oo-onpanU of tho cotUsgca will remain untiltho last ot tho month ,- and only trainsanongh for their eccormaod aUon will borun . Tho soanon at Long Beach lira bomithroe wecku ohorler Umn uouiil, and notunusua lly profitable. . Anul in Oorliln willente r into pwwwjloa of Win vrhalo pro p-erly Novombor ilrct by riaht of nur rlluaa.

In Ion^ tli of Ufa General Grant fellaixtotm . ycaru abort of Liu filth a- andtweuty-ono shorfj of hia wothjr. ' Ufafathw dloil in ll«», h!a molhor iu 101)3.Hoth wo buried in tlpiie(j (liovj cino-lory; near Cincinnati.

Tho txyo o'xpdr lio from tho Nnlloim!Miun ium who v/eut to Kotno , H. If., Utdhi anct th y<- nloi'ilian t I'rh. o/i AIIiol < to-pprt tha t ' ilto .Lid a tilmiu tA 'jli a 1,0<3inniiid/i r.ml in (j<>»>4 plfic.ii) (j cu U.i l* uiulono-rjuiuiitr llilok. '

K^Ktaproai ' ' ."X5i;«< ijila in buildin g »laancaltiuva 011 (if|r (;i ounJ In nt h'mini'or-Otljj li , wWiiXl Is to toiulyu tins /wuvJ nn o!her liutbund , h,w u< ,j| uv& \.. ii.t>\i

Worj>S Miilsi ljj '<j ismutl i.i tbo »,u ( j » .nlUv'Ktnii t ud -vv«U »tijv<i , , t/» t iv.i it t' w j. -Dj i.,iiflbe.r. ttM. J tn iftK iiH .J Mifl ) Un ' ' )d j fj u r ( >^ll«, nil J u tili Hio 'iiM f»o..i tb' i U\rt, "

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; OarSrcsidenta. ¦- I Oompiled for tho Bog^oibor Exproa ]SOIEHinriO IJ OEOBIiJiMJ K'. /

The Beed-vessola. ol ' tha bird<a <bningtr ee of New Zealand socroto a very etioltygnin, in which hot merely insects ,butbirds mo entan gled and' p'orirfli. : ' "¦'. ¦¦

¦ .-Engliah physioiabs have exproesiid tho

opinion that the ' ; use ol•• : dynamito tendato produce apoplexy, several minora hav-ing fallen victims- to the malady Sit ohodistrict. -. , * ;

Two microscopi flt Pr.; Fn'ssbaain and

Dr. Grober , have artificiall y multipliedinfnBori a by cuttin g them in halves, eachhalf-bccoming '-ff --peTf6ct!y -d6TeIopeaanimal. :" • ¦ ¦• ¦¦•

Prof . Vnlpian, of the .Paris Academyof Medicine, repudiates-: tho - view' thatEersons can suffer after '-decapitation , as

e finds ; satisfa ctory physiological'evi-dence that tho savoring of the ~head pro-duces instantaneou s loss ol oonscioaB-nesa. . . . .

A disease known in J Ceylon ts kakkeor ieriieri has been investigated by Dr.W. Taylor, of Osaka; Japan, arid trace dto a mieroacopio spore,- which -' is oftenfound largely developed : in rice and hasbeen detected in" the earth of. certainalluvial and damp localities .

According 'to Henry Vivarez, a, Frenchelectrician , Bilioipas bronze has a con-duotibilit y comparahlo to tha t of copperand a stren gth greater than that ' of iron.For telegraphic, purposes sib'cioua bron zewires may be used- to rephico' tm's ofgalvanized iron more ' than 'five tiiaoS asheavy.

Prof. A. I^dmark , chief director ofthe Norwegian Fisheries, finds that un-der favorable conditions ai 'ealihbh maysometimes jum p aixfeeh foet 'parpBiidicu-lorly, and that when the ' fish's leap is afoot or two short o! the , height of thewaterfall it often succeeds in completingthe ascent by a dextrous use of the toil.

The retina of tho : living eye has beenphotographed by two English operators,Giving to the non-aothuo color of thoretina , an exposore of twenty minutes bygaslight was required with on b^fera sen-sitive gelatine plate ; Although emailthe negative shows the bifurcation of theblood-vessels, and also the edge of theblind spot.

From experiment s in tropical AfricaHerman "Soyaux concludes that agricul-ture ia practi cable, the Boil—thongh ex-hausted: in a year by rnaize and maniso—-being suitabl e'for the cultivation of coffeevanilla, India rubber , tobacco, cotton andsugar-cane. In the Upper Kongo ebon-try th ese plants and many otuera grownaturall y or ore already cultivated.

Tho aso Of nitro- glyccrina as a snbsti-late for alcohol for stimnl atuig the actionof tho heart ' has been recommended byDr. J. B. Burron ghs. The advostagoaclaimed are, that only a minuto quantityis required , that the aitro- glycorino ispractically free from , teste and odor,' thatit acts immediately , and that it is not like-ly to induce a cravin g for alcoholicstimulants.

. AsraoHoinoAL Aoorm ior.—To ttlo'e com-et of 1858, having a period ofabont four-teen years, makes its nearest uppro 'nch totho enn this year; ' nnd woo. eoon at Niceon Angnst 7. . From obaorvaUonr mridodurin g the. , two former - appearances ,Uohtii, a Gorman compnt or, caloidatodon orbit , which agrees wiUi, tho place, inwhich- ' the -Ixomav 'has just boon''foundwithin fiftoon nocond a of timb.'Bad-abontsix minnte o of nro i so to^i by pointinga telescope to tho computed place, thecomet would bo in tho tfold of view afternn absence of fouttociri 'year 11 f

A Drxic iijt GKfiM. riTJ ^e dreaded com-ma bacillus, the gcrro. of clsolcra, : haaproven to bo ' a qulto 'tMdor -brtfatitiim,which is quietl y killed fey- dMh&'/by'ttheat of 140 degr oio! JMireiil oMt i' W*bymany alkal ioo and noida .^he prbcessof pntrof ooUon also ' destroys it In. a torthours. In tho humah body' tlio'bBOilliialives, on tho nvbr ogo,'only obt'-' 'day a'idtotho attack j in ' nioifif; ear th ' it oarVireofrom fourteen to uixteen days 1 In *<3fcltlll-od water, twenty dayo i In noa-watur,Bixty-fonr to elghty-ono d*y«i dn'd 'ih thnbilge-water of an iron chip,, thirty-liyodays ; Altar Uimo iatorvalij thn tJ ango*of contagion ceasoo.. In bomworji iwitUother diaajiio Bcrma, the bwttfe appcairato havo 0 wmarkablo pbwto ' of tedarin gcold. . • ' ¦ - ' ¦: ¦ ¦• / ¦ ¦ < - .¦'•' -'¦¦

Mam ad Hb fjnooui. Bt—,lfuxloy con-sldera: man's propbi r11 wbtelif :ttv ' be; 184'pounds, made up an ; foilrJ\v ui"lfuii«lcannd thoir oppiirtennnc6,- .--. fi8: jw'jndn ;nkololon, 21 pounds ; akin;, 10J i nbjmdH 1;fat, 2Bpannda i bialu, Dpoond tH .Utoraelov/iiflcro, ffjt pounds i abdominal VlMora ,li poundn i and blbnd vhlcHSvbuli l'dra ia1from : tho '.body,-7 'p^undAv-'.l'ials 'fiiaufl 'aliomld.brcaOini Iff . iitaiAt fA't aiau fc^ ¦flng to tho oitont ;of ono'ri»A«»ti W?0

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. TouMAbo m. -rn 180-1 Ulo'Sfetiirf tior-vioo liuroau rccord oiV.'W toMj ibwi 00-"currin g.cn CO daya. Only'o ito/' ttetoi Sh tatthe ,; yonx-—Jaunery — wfia. . aulJuVelyi.^co;trbm thcBO fctor wo. whilo .ilwy.wava 1»W»«.frerjnonUn July / but mote tiovwo 'caMfor,in ^ tha , ucaiiott. . ' Kvury. : .iioalto.ui . vifof ' jtha ';Unittid Blalon 'waB. vltiiUd ,*W«j)i J.feta'Mnglanil and/Hto Mfdon ¦¦tootf.t bf dio'mtt'.i-"wit of tho Ito oky Iftnitsla liiu' .

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