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Not a lotta humor in this issue (yeah, yeah, none of these are funny. I know.) Anyway, this edition is mostly for moving the story along. It's for capturing the mood as well. I hope this issue isn't too emo. When it gets this moody and calm, it just makes it all the more better when the fun kicks up again.
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Survive The TeamPass His ClassesGet A JobGet The Girl
… That’s All
Impactor Comics Presents
Mark Glatt Is:
Chapter 3, Issue 1.
“It’s not going to happen. Just go back home, get stoned and play your guitar. Wrestling is not for you.”
“Is that all you see me for?”
Look, I know what I see. I can also tell what I HAVEN’T seen. And I haven’t
seen you training with us until this year. I’ve seen you in the gym for the past four years and you are persistent at working out, but you’re technique is
poor.
Hey, I’m trying to get good at this. But I can’t progress until you guys tell me what you’re
looking for. (I’ve never felt this angry for this amount of time until I joined the team. Maybe
Maxx was right. My stress levels are reaching a new high.)
We know what we DON’T want. And that’s YOU!
Nice to meet you too, man.
Hey, Russell! Come over here! We’ll teach you some moves!
Finally!
Sure!
Russell, you know how to do a take down, right?
Well, let’s start off by reviewing that!
What the?!
Let us know if you ever want help learning some moves again!!
Yeah, I had a feeling that they weren’t going to do s(beep) for me.
WHOUMP!!(Btw, that isn’t a racial slur is it?) --Mark
(YOU try drawing someone being thrown on power point! )
Later on…
“Yes, Yes, I Know We’re Practicing Less, But I Don’t Want It To Be Like That.”
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Between the wrestling practices and these extra classes I’m taking, there’s just no chance for me to
do ANYTHING I want!
Well, what are we gonna do about it,
Man?
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I don’t know! There’s a test this Friday and after that, we’ll have time to
practice over the weekend.
I really hope you think of
SOMETHING!!
LET’S GO MASKS!!!I Mean, I’m Not Going To Devote Too Much Of My Time To Those Macho Poser Douche Bags That We Call “Athletes”.
The Next Day
Alright guys, here’s what I want form you today… You’re all going to sweep the bleachers, then clean all of these tables.
SWEEP!SWEEP!
This is my first day here. How do they expect me to keep up with all these more experienced workers?
This is my first day here. How do they expect me to keep up with all these more experienced workers?
Come on! Work faster up there! We’re paying you by the hour! Don’t make
me send you home!
I Don’t Think I’ve Had My Lunch Break Yet!!
I Don’t Think I’ve Had My Lunch Break Yet!!
Whoever sits up here is either very really rich, or really very poor!!
Whoever sits up here is either very really rich, or really very poor!!
That weekend, at the fighting gym, …
Russell Vega has another lame workout after a stressful week. In his defense, the boxing class he took exhausted him to the point where even a workout as bad as his will feel like a challenge.
SighSigh
Is it alright if I hold the bag
for you?
Sure, Man! Thanks!
(About time someone said that to me.)
Awesome! I really
appreciate this!
Here’s a link to another one of my songs: https://soundcloud.com/matt-e-matt-glark/road-sheriff
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