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RUSSELL VEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mark Glatt Is:

In case you missed the last issue… well, actually, this is a webcomic so it’s kind of hard to miss an issue of this unless you’re purposefully choosing not to read these webcomics and – oh, you are? Fair enough. Anyway, we last left off with Russell Vega getting in a brawl with two “fellow” participants of the wrestling team and… …

Alright, you guys. It’s time to stop screwing around

because if we get another complaint for rough housing, we’ll be tied with the chess team for violent outbreaks!

Hey Russell, I saw that rumble you got in with

Trevor and Erik. Are you alight?

First of all, yes. Second of all, why do you care?

Third, everyone saw that.

Read this guy’s talk boxes first.

Look, I’m just trying to be nice. You don’t have to be all tense and stuff. If you

want, I’ll even help you out during practice.

Oh, yeah, sure you’re going to do that. You’re

not going to earn my trust and then f(beep)

around. Nice try! I already fell for that!

What, you actually go to my shows? Look buddy, I appreciate all of my fans

but I don’t appreciate YOUR kind! You know,

athletes!

That’s not what it’s like. That may be what the other wrestlers on the team did but that’s not

me. And speaking of being different, what happened to the Russell Vega I saw on stage at those shows?

If you want to know the answer to that question, go back into the gym and

you’ll see the people who killed that guy to

death!

What the Hell, Vega?! What happened to the guy

who went around promoting acceptance?

That’s what the schools want us to think! You people get away with doing whatever the (bleep) you want,

whether it’s stuffing dorks in lockers, causing

car crashes by putting fake deer around the bend in the middle of

the road, beating up on women or other forms of tyranny, but we still see your pictures on

flyers for the upcoming games because we

need you to win and represent the schools!

Russell! Not all athletes are mean!

Whatever. I don’t need you! Right now, all I need is this tutor I’m about to

see for my upcoming biology exam!

What the (@@)?! Well, anyway, I’ll see you later.

Hopefully you’ll reconsider my offer. By the way, for someone who prides himself on appreciating his fans,

you’ve never talked to me before right now and I’ve

been to a lot of your shows! Maybe you’re the one who’s misjudging us!

Alright, here’s the study room. Now, where’s that biology tutor?

Alright, here’s the study room. Now, where’s that biology tutor?

Oh no.

So Russell, I hear that you need help with your

biology!!