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BEETLE BAILEY

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HOW MUCH LONGER BEFORESCHOOL STARTS AGAIN?

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How most high school studentschoose l!! college .

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i DON'T TALK "TOI ~NVONE IN I"\ARKETING,THE.V AREN'T SO GOOOAT MATH.

QUESTION: If WEDOUtLE OUR~F1t.IENCY, WON'T"'tOU - DOWNSIZE HALFOF US?

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SOME PHilOSOPHIES TAKE A~ THOUSAND '{EARS .. I THINK! OF THEM IN TWO MINUTES .•Ii~i ~I~."~

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INVITED DoWN. IT'STHE 3bST A FEW

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'MS I¥JnY IS IND£SPERATE NEEDoF SoMEUPPER· WI1HCLA~ BLooD! FRESHMEN.

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FOX TROT by Bill Amend ,

SHOE--YOU KNOW. L0G4.'UR IT'S UVE

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