Opponent Preview:

Osi Umenyiora

Philadelphia Eagles Offensive Line Presentations

Week 14: NY Giants

By Winston Justice

Agenda

• Bio on this week’s opponent

• Historical results

• Recent game results

• Tendencies

• 1:1 Comparison

• Future Outlook

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Osi Umenyiora Bio

• Number: #72

• Height: 6' 3"

• Weight: 261 lbs

• College: Troy

• Position: DE

• Age 28, 7th Season

• Born: London, UK (warning: potential

enemy of freedom)

• Nickname: Poopyface (he is kind of a

pervert)

• Stats:

GP SCK TCKL FF INT

12 5.0 14 3 0

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Historical Results

• Mostly due to playing near Michael Strahan

2 Pro Bowls, 1 All-Pro Team

• Only 5.5 more career sacks than he has against any other opponent

• Many of those came in one game, but I can’t remember which one – will require more research.

Has 10.5 career sacks versus Eagles

• Serves him right for knocking Derek Anderson out of a preseason game – karma is a beeyotch!

• Will probably never be the same player again. I’m just sayin’ is all.

Missed 2008 season with knee injury

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Recent Game Results

Data is limited because Osi Umenyiora is no longer a starter (unlike Winston Justice)

Against Eagles on Nov 1 he couldn’t catch Donovan McNabb from behind and then fell to the ground and pretended to be hurt

Has also been whining to press about playing time instead of working hard in weight room and at practice to earn his time (like, say, Winston Justice)

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TendenciesLikes to pick on

unprepared players

• Traditionally only successful against guys who didn’t know they’d be playing that week and who obviously needed help

• "A lot of people like to blame Winston Justice and say this and that about him. But you don’t do what the Eagles did that day in the NFL. You don’t leave a guy out there like that. Even when I’ve played against Tra Thomas, they never left him out there like they did Justice.”

Can be really condescending

• "(Justice) is a good offensive tackle, man," Umenyiora said. "He’s not a bad football player. I hate the fact that when people mention his name right now, they just associate him with having given up those sacks. But everybody seemed to be watching that game. I felt bad for the kid. But I had to do what I had to do."

• Unclear if he still feels bad now that he isn’t a starter and Winston Justice is.

Likes to poop on pretty ladies

• According to reputable internet humor sites, OsiUmenyiora is a pervert who likes to poop on nice ladies.

• It’s unclear whether he also enjoys being pooped on.

• http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/01/osi-umenyiora-is-a-difficult-guy-to-love

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1:1 ComparisonOsi Winston

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Future OutlookLoss of starting

role

Argues with coach, whines to mediaPeople realize

Tuck is a better player Pretty ladies

refuse to be pooped on

Out of football, asking

Winston Justice for loans

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Questions?

Thank You.

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