HELP! IT’S THE ÊTRE VERBS!

Thomas CTo the rescue!

THE DAY STARTED NORMALLY...

Until the evil Mrs Van De Tramp released 13 être verbs, and caused chaos across the globe!

VERBS 1& 2

The first was a zombie called ‘Immortal Mort’. Because he was dumb, he went round in circles forever.

The second was ‘Resting Resté’. He went on strike, and just sat waiting for something exciting to happen. It never came.

VERBS 3 & 4

The third was ‘Snotty Sorti’. Ever since he first walked out of a door, he never went back in again. This led to a huge cold.

The fourth was ‘Unavailable Venu’. She comes but never arrives to anything.

VERBS 5 & 6

The fifth was ‘Amazing Allé’. He was the most quickest, the most handsome, and the most unobservant criminal there was.

The sixth was ‘New Né’. She was obviously too old to fight.

VERBS 7 & 8

The seventh was ‘Descending Descendu’. He was stuck descending stairs he’d been going down for his whole life.

The eighth was ‘Never-ending Entré’. Whatever door she went in, she had to go through another door.

VERBS 9 & 10

The ninth was ‘Tired Tombé’. He lived in midair, fell for all eternity, and never slept. Unfortunately his falling spot was above Mount Etna. Oh dear!

The tenth was ‘Return of the Retourné. If you meet him, you’re dead.

VERBS 11, 12 & 13

The eleventh was ‘Angry Arrivé’. Once he returned, he could never leave, which made him furious!

The twelfth was ‘Mountaineering Monté’. He tried to get in by climbing the walls. He’s still doing that as we speak.

The thirteenth was ‘Love-to-party Parti’. He was attending his 670th party.

WHAT HAPPENED?

Nothing. ‘Amazing Allé’ was easily shot, ‘Return of the Retourné’ got the plague, ‘Angry Arrivé’ was quickly arrested, and the rest didn’t turn up to the battlefield.

Mrs Van De Tramp was then arrested, and was sentenced to prison for as long as ‘Immortal Mort’ shall live.

THREE CHEERS FOR OUR HERO!

HIP-HIP...HOORAY!HIP-HIP...HOORAY!!HIP-HIP... HOORAY!!!