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A COMEDION VIEW OF LIFE

OUR TIME IN HISTORY

LESSONS FROM A COMEDIAN

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THE PARADOX OF OUR TIME IN HISTORY

GEORGE CARMALIN

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WE HAVE TALLER BUILDINGS

BUT SHORTER TEMPERS,

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WIDER FREEWAYS ,BUT NARROWER

VIEWPOINTS.

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WE SPEND MORE, BUT

HAVE LESS

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WE BUY MORE, BUT ENJOY LESS

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WE HAVE BIGGER HOUSES AND SMALLER FAMILIES,

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MORE CONVENIENCES, BUT LESS TIME

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MORE KNOWLEDGE, BUT LESS JUDGMENT,

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MORE EXPERTS, YET MORE PROBLEMS

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MORE MEDICINE, BUT LESS WELLNESS.

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WE DRINK TOO MUCH, SMOKE TOO MUCH,SPEND TOO RECKLESSLY,LAUGH TOO LITTLE, DRIVE TOO FAST, GET TOO ANGRY,

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STAY UP TOO LATE, GET UP TOO TIRED,READ TOO LITTLE,WATCH TV TOO MUCH,

AND PRAY TOO SELDOM.

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WE HAVE MULTIPLIED OUR POSSESSIONS, BUT REDUCED OUR VALUES. 

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WE TALK TOO MUCH, LOVE TOO SELDOM, AND HATE TOO OFTEN.

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WE'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE A LIVING, BUT NOT A LIFE. 

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 WE'VE ADDED YEARS TO LIFE NOT LIFE TO YEARS. 

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WE'VE BEEN ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON AND BACK, BUT HAVE TROUBLE CROSSING THE STREET TO MEET A NEW NEIGHBOR

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WE CONQUERED OUTER SPACE BUT NOT INNER SPACE.

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WE'VE DONE LARGER THINGS, BUT NOT BETTER THINGS.

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WE'VE CLEANED UP THE AIR, BUT POLLUTED THE SOUL.

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WE'VE CONQUERED THE ATOM, BUT NOT OUR PREJUDICE.

WE WRITE MORE, BUT LEARN LESS.

WE PLAN MORE, BUT ACCOMPLISH LESS.

WE'VE LEARNED TO RUSH, BUT NOT TO WAIT.

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WE BUILD MORE COMPUTERS TO HOLD MORE INFORMATION, TO PRODUCE MORE COPIES THAN EVER, BUT WE COMMUNICATE LESS AND LESS.

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THESE ARE THE TIMES OF FAST FOODS AND SLOW DIGESTION, BIG MEN AND SMALL CHARACTER, STEEP PROFITS AND SHALLOW RELATIONSHIPS.

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THESE ARE THE DAYS OF TWO INCOMES BUT MORE DIVORCE, FANCIER HOUSES, BUT BROKEN HOMES.

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THESE ARE DAYS OF QUICK TRIPS, DISPOSABLE DIAPERS, THROWAWAY MORALITY, ONE NIGHT STANDS, OVERWEIGHT BODIES, AND PILLS THAT DO EVERYTHING FROM CHEER, TO QUIET, TO KILL.

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A TIME WHEN TECHNOLOGY CAN BRING THIS LETTER TO YOU, AND A TIME WHEN YOU CAN CHOOSE EITHER TO SHARE THIS INSIGHT, OR TO JUST HIT DELETE...

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REMEMBER; SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BE AROUND FOREVER.

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REMEMBER, SAY A KIND WORD TO SOMEONE WHO LOOKS UP TO YOU IN AWE, BECAUSE THAT LITTLE PERSON SOON WILL GROW UP AND LEAVE YOUR SIDE.

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REMEMBER, TO SAY, 'I LOVE YOU' TO YOUR PARTNER AND YOUR LOVED ONES, BUT MOST OF ALL MEAN IT. A KISS AND AN EMBRACE WILL MEND HURT WHEN IT COMES FROM DEEP INSIDE OF YOU.

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REMEMBER TO HOLD HANDS AND CHERISH THE MOMENT FOR SOMEDAY THAT PERSON WILL NOT BE THERE AGAIN.

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This presentation is based on the writings of famous Comedian

George Carlin.

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