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  • 1. How to BeStrange and Not Get aDetention ByN i k o l a s S m i t h

2. Introduction

  • Being strange can be easy to master, but to do that without getting a detention can be a hard task to master. I myself have been doing this for years and never have gotten a detention.

3. The Stuff You Need

  • A school classroom
  • A small, non-serious student class
  • Last, a cool, laid-back teacher.

4. Steps

  • Step one: Arrive at school normally.
  • Step two: Ease your way through being strange starting with your most strict teacher. Start there because youll be just a little strange. Then work your way into being more strange until youre in your most laid-back teachers class. By then youve probably gotten into being strange.
  • Step three: Be at least a little cool so you dont make everybody annoyed at you, especially your teacher (that would ruin the and not get a detention part).
  • Step four: Make sure youre having fun, because if youre not then its pointless.

5. Helpful Tips

  • Having an awesome nickname is a good thing to make you cooler.
  • While being strange, be cool and be a little mature.
  • A good thing to remember is randomness in the right way which means being appropriate.
  • Make extraneous noises when more appropriate like before class but not during the time when someone is talking to the class.
  • Learn from your mistakes, like if you get a detention dont do what made you get a detention.

6. Warning/what (not) to do

  • Be appropriate
  • Dont go overboard
  • No swearing
  • Dont stalk people
  • Dont act completely like you need mental health care
  • Listen to the If you dont stop youre going to get a detention!

7. Example(s)

  • Example one: After winning a game in instead of saying Yes! say Res! in a deep voice.
  • Example two: When your laid back teacher (in a good mood) tells you to do something you dont want to do say wuzza fuzza?.
  • Example three: Make noises at the end of the day when leaving school.

8. Hope you are successful in being strange and take note of everything because you dont want to get a detention. Closing