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A son asked his fatherA son asked his father

„ „ Dad, what is Dad, what is politics ?“politics ?“

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Dad saidDad said• Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the

CapitalistCapitalist

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Dad saidDad said• Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the

CapitalistCapitalist • Your mother administrates the money, therefore Your mother administrates the money, therefore

she is the she is the GovernmentGovernment

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Then Dad saidThen Dad said• Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the

CapitalistCapitalist • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she

is the is the GovernementGovernement• Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the

UnionUnion

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Then Dad saidThen Dad said• Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the

CapitalistCapitalist • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she

is the is the GovernmentGovernment• Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the

UnionUnion• Our maid is the Our maid is the Working ClassWorking Class

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Then Dad saidThen Dad said• Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the

CapitalistCapitalist • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she

is the is the GovernmentGovernment• Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the

UnionUnion• Our maid is the Our maid is the Working ClassWorking Class• We all want just one thing, your well-being. We all want just one thing, your well-being.

Therefore you are the Therefore you are the People.People. And your smaller And your smaller brother who is still in his nappy, is the brother who is still in his nappy, is the FutureFuture

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Did you understand that Did you understand that my son? my son?

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The little one thinks,The little one thinks, and tells his and tells his father he wanted to sleep it over father he wanted to sleep it over for one night for one night

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During the night the boy wakes up, During the night the boy wakes up, because his younger brother produces because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying.from his nappy and is crying.

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As he doesn‘t know what to do, As he doesn‘t know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his he goes into the bedroom of his parents.parents.

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But there is only his mother in But there is only his mother in her bed, and she is so fast asleep her bed, and she is so fast asleep that he does not succeed in that he does not succeed in waking her up.waking her up.

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So he goes into the bedroom of So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he finds his the maid where he finds his father having fun with her, and father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly grandpa watching them secretly through the window !!!!through the window !!!!

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All of them are so engaged that they All of them are so engaged that they don‘t realize that the boy is standing in don‘t realize that the boy is standing in front of them.front of them.

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So the boy decides to go to bed again without So the boy decides to go to bed again without having been able to solve the problem.having been able to solve the problem.

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Next morning the father asks his Next morning the father asks his son if he is able to explain with a son if he is able to explain with a few words what politics is.few words what politics is.

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„ „ Yes“Yes“ answers the son.answers the son.

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• The The CapitalistCapitalist abuses the abuses the Working ClassWorking Class

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• The The CapitalistCapitalist abuses the abuses the Working ClassWorking Class

• The The UnionUnion watches without doing anything, watches without doing anything,

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• The The CapitalistCapitalist abuses the abuses the Working ClassWorking Class

• The The UnionUnion watches without doing anything, watches without doing anything,

• While the While the Government Government sleepssleeps

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• The The CapitalistCapitalist abuses the abuses the Working Working ClassClass

• The The UnionUnion watches without doing anything, watches without doing anything,

• While the While the Government Government sleepssleeps

• The The PeoplePeople are completely ingnored are completely ingnored

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• The The CapitalistCapitalist abuses the abuses the Working Class,Working Class,

• The The UnionUnion watches without doing anything, watches without doing anything,

• While the While the Government Government sleeps,sleeps,

• The The PeoplePeople are completely ingnored, are completely ingnored,

• And the And the FutureFuture is in the shit. is in the shit.

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That‘s That‘s politicspolitics