The Ballad of Leslie, the Lesbaru

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  • 1. The Ballad of Leslie, the Lesbaru

2. From the time she was built
and delivered for sale
3. She had just one dream,
that she hoped would prevail.
4. You see, our dear Leslie, wasnt just any car-
5. For she was a Subaru-that raised the bar.
6. For over ten years, her heart hidden away
7. She still did her best, for who owned her that day.
8. But one magical eve in Two Thousand and Ten
9. and then Kaitlin walked in.
Her destiny knocked
10. Could it be thought the car,
my dreams finally come true?
Im so sick of just being a plain Subaru.
11. The very next week,Kaitlin drove to the store
12. And then, carefully placed
an emblem on herdoor.
13. Now shes Leslie, the Lesbaru
Finally, all of her dreams
have come true.
14. Her destiny met, she is out night and day
15. And her rainbows all proudly proclaim she is gay!