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Trailer Park Challenge

Chapter I

What’s the matter sweetheart?

”Well…”

”You’re making me stay in this… abomination!”

Hey, at least it has a roof. You should be grateful.

Look, it even has elements proving its legitness as a trailer!

”You mean these tasteless, filthy decorations with no in-game use whatsoever?”

Suck it up, princess. This is your home from now on.

”Maybe if I close my eyes it’ll disappear.”Alright, let me introduce you to our lovely founder, Ilo Rauta, which means ”Joy Iron” in Finnish. Don’t even ask about the pronounciation, you’ll get it wrong anyway. She’s a Leo 2/10/3/7/3, meaning she’s a finger-lickin’ (nose-pickin’?), naked-tubbin’, couch-rubbin’, cup-jugglin’, not-so-hugglin’ gal!

”My ears are bleeding.”Oh, fine *grumble* Anyhow, little miss grumpy here is Romance/Family and wishes to Woohoo with 20 different sims. Not too difficult methinks. Let’s just hope there are enough Bearded Hat-bearing fishes in the sea.”And they better not be too high in their career.”

I also recently installed InTeen >:)

Alon Livingston: *gulp* ”I-i really need to move on…”

WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEE

Off to Club Dante we go! Too bad Malcolm is a playable, and filthy rich at that. His genes would’ve made for interesting spouse material.The real reason for this picture: THEM EYES.

What do you think about the only other male on this lot?

”I bet I could smash his face into this brick wall, and it wouldn’t help a bit.”

Picky you are.

”Woot woot!”

Indeed, a fine specimen.

Gilbert Jacquet: ”Hubba hubba!”

I suspect he wishes for a courtship with thee.

*Date mode activate* I’m a master at this shizz.

Well, every couple has their disagreements.

He looks familiar. Hm.

”How about *whisper whisper*”

Before this she told a joke including the thermometer icon. For once I try to be PG and my sims start conspiring against me.

*swoon*

”Tsk. Sucker.”

Tsk. Romance sims.

”Hello there person who I should be attracted to yet ain’t.”

Stop giving her that look, Gilbert. You’re a Romance sim too y’know.

The date flowers are miiiiiine!

”Shut up, voice.”

”Oh my… wait, who are you talking to?

”No one, dear. Wanna go back to my place?”

Look where we ended up!

Took two tries to get the lullaby though -_-

And score! After he’s left the rose bouquet, they may get engaged.

It’s only 55 simoleons, but still.

”Pleasure to meet – yuck.”

Jeesh. You’re not getting anywhere near 20 with that attitude.

She’s married! And supposed to be on vacation!

*looks up on SimsWikia* Oooof course. He’s a playable, and therefore off-limits.

Next hunt, Red’s Diner.

*sob* ”No one wants me and I’m smelly and my comfort is down and-”

And you keep heart-barfing every candidate -_- At least you got your photobooth picture.

Random guy: ”Here, have a networking contact named ’Lindsay Leelaporn’ who doesn’t show up in your relationship panel, phonebook or even with a proper picture in SimPE.”

It’s a witch! Go greet her! Now!

”I’m going, I’m going.”

*kaching* That is going to the sauna fund. Can’t have a Finnish redneck without a sauna.

Did you know there are approximately 1 sauna per every 2.5 person in Finland? Though I doubt the half person has much use of it.

”No! No tickle!”

Michelle Tse: ”But… okay…”

”Hi!” *person person minus*

*rolls eyes* Sims.

Isn’t this nice?

*crickets*

So much for a potential candidate.

Dang it! I can’t afford to waste food in this challenge… And something in my mods folder is keeping rotten plates from going into inventory or being put away as leftovers >.<

”Sandwiches…”

Nope.

I’m going to have to endure this for 4 generations, aren’t I?

”Baby?”

Yep.

I think this is my favorite downtown lot. It just brings a sense of nostalgia whenever I play it.

Bruce Grundstrom: Me likey!

(Fact: In Swedish, ”grund ström” means shallow stream/current. Shallow as in ’not very deep’.)

”This is the guy I’m going to be forced to marry, huh?”

He’s a townie, so probably.

Bruce: ”Daym!”

*Icy stares*

Once again; romance sims.

”What do you fear?”

”Marrying you!”

Random townie: ”How in the world are you going to get them hitched, voice?”

No clue.

Mrs Crumplebottom: ”I say Gilbert, isn’t that the mother of your child on a date with someone else? Scandalous.”

Gilbert: ”… Maybe if I ignore her she’ll stop pestering me.”

”I’M TIRED AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND DROPPED CRUSH-STATUS WITH MY DATE!”

Trina Dalton: ”Y’know, you need to make sure to be stable like a building before asking that sort of thing.”

Trina: ”It takes time before you can commit to a relationship. The first date is rarely enough.”

”Lady, I don’t know who you are, but that ain’t helping much.”

No worries. I AM THE DATE DOCTOR.

Trina: ”Excuse me voice, but could you possibly be influenced by the fact that ’Hitch’ is on right now?

I. AM. THE DATE DOCTOR.

Is that really healthy for the baby, Ilo?

”WHEEEEE!!!”

Oh, well.

*grumble* Only ’great’ status. Hmph.

”Can I please go home now?”

*grumble*

The first thing she does upon arrival? That’s right.

I actually feel sorry for my pregnant sims.

”It was okay. Maybe the next time will be better.”

ARGH. He was just about to leave the date flower as Ilo asked him on a date trough the phone, and it caused him to leave immediately after.

This is my precious. You should see how addicted I am to using it, especially with pregnant sims.

Ilo: ”Is that for me?”

Bruce: ”Yes, but I need to put it by your doorstep.”

And again.

Hopefully she’ll feel better the second, third and fourth time around.

*swoon*

Wait ’til he’s gone off the lot, then you can ask him out.

Shelby Barrett:”Yeah baby!”

Finally things are starting to go more smoothly.

*evil laugh*

HEY!! Stupid Scrooge. Oh, the fig leaf? It’s thanks to a clothing recategorizer I downloaded. Actually, I wonder what I DON’T have in my downloads folder <.<

Baby bumps are so romantic to have on first dates, don’t you think?

Very, apparently.

Another bouquet for the count!

”Sorry Gilbert, I have to feed my pet llama.”

After talking to that said llama’s answering machine for a whole day. Bruce, BE MORE AVAILABLE.

”I got this sucker goooood…”

Hurry up and make him commit to a relationship. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME.

17 more to go.

*kaching*

Look doggy!

She’s got fears for vomiting too. Sorry pumpkin, but preggies can’t be choosers.

STOP THAT! Though, it is only decoration…

Really? Just a few more steps and you would’ve been there.

Better round up. Happy simming everybody!