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and other interesting facts

JOE IS AN IDIOT

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SHARK OR KITTEN?

I’VE WARNED YOU

Many have thought they were safe but they’re all missing limbs and can’t type their stories....

BE SAFE

The safest way to interact with Joe is from a shark cage.

HE APPEARS TO BE SOFT, CUDDLY, AND SAFE BUT THEN HE BITES YOUR FRACKING HAND OFF

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NOT AMUSED...

LAUGHING AT JOES

JOKES MAKES IT WORSE

Come on people! You know as well as I do that he isn’t funny.. I know it’s in an effort to save your

limbs because you aren’t following rule #1 which is “shark cage”

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FACT Studies have shown that 99% of people who interact with Joe think he’s an idiot. The 1% who

disagree only have one hand.

They Say:

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

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DO YOU NEED MORE?Pauley D is that you?

This is Joe or as he likes to call himself, JoJo - I don’t know if this was an audition photo for the Jersey Shore or if it was for fun? I am not sure what’s worse.. In either case it proves nothing more than the fact that Joe is an idiot.

6WHAT HAPPENED TO JOJO?Acts of Terrorism

After years of being a curmudgeon and trolling people on twitter JoJo is no more. I hear he’s in the market for a cave in Afghanistan? We can only hope..

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YOU SHOULD KNOW

1.Shark in disguise 1. Everything.. He’s not good at anything.. ever.

1. None. Refer back to weaknesses. 1. He will bite your fucking hand off

STRENGTHS WEAKNESSES

OPPORTUNITIES THREATS

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WHAT HIS VICTIMS ARE SAYING

Anonymous

USA

“Help it burns!”

Anonymous

JAPAN

“ 彼は私のクソの手をオフに噛ん”

KimUSA

“We need a new village idiot”

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IN CONCLUSION...REMEMBER WHAT

I’VE TAUGHT YOU

1. He is an idiot 2. Shark Cage3. Don’t laugh at his jokes4. He burns

Remembering these simple rules will save your limbs and that burning sensation in your pants.

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FRACKING CRUSHED IT!