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How to talk like a Ge1sha
A guide to Japanese as a programmer's language
Andrew GrimmRailscamp X
Hello World
Minasan konnichiwa (Hello everyone)
Vocabulary
Puroguramaa: Programmer
Waaurufu: werewolf
Bagu: bug
Burogu: blog
Paatii: party
Biiru: Beer
Plz halp
Good morning: Ohayou gozaimasu
G'day: Konnichiwa
Good evening: Konbanwa
How you going, mate? Genki desu ka?
Please (halp): Kudasai
Please (go ahead): Douzo
Thanx: Arigatou
Goodbye: Ja mata
How to copulate
Noun, subject marker, noun, desu
Bigg-san wa puroguramaa desu
Mr Bigg is a programmer
!
Japanese uses different verb forms for negative versus positive
Bigg-san wa waaurufu dewa arimasen
Mr Bigg is not a werewolf
From future import present tense
Japanese does not have a future tense
Just use the present tense
Particles
Those pesky small words go after the noun
No: of
Wa: used to indicate subject
O: used to indicate object
Kara: From (some meanings)
Made: To (some meanings)
Nouns
No singular or plural
Different objects have different counters
Five: go
Five beers: go-hon no biru
Five programmers: go-nin no puroguramaa
Five am: go-ji
Metaprogramming
Kore: This (near speaker)
Sore: That (near listener)
Are: That over there (far from listener)
Kore o kudasai (this please) served in every restaurant I went to even McDonald's!
Linguistic prolog
To ask a question, just replace a known with a who/what/where word, and add ka at the end
Nan-ji desu ka? (What o'clock is it?)
Biru-ji desu. (Beer o'clock it is)
Japanese writing
Three writing systems:
Kanji
Hiragana
Katakana
Kanji: the evils of copy & paste
The Japanese copied Chinese characters to represent Japanese words
One character per word
2000+ characters
Hiragana and katakana: shortcuts
More like alphabets
Derived from simplifications of kanji used for sound alone
Each letter represents a syllable
Each has ~ 46 letters
In general, hiragana used in native words, katakana in European loanwords
Legacy encodings
Japanese used to have many letters with the same pronounciation.
The Japanese government declared these letters obsolete (hentaigana) and not to be taught at school
Politeness: -san
-san is put after names
-san obeys what's called ingroup/outgroup rules
Don't use -san when talking about yourself
Don't use -san for someone in your family when talking to someone outside your family
Politeness: verb forms
Different verb forms are used for different levels of politeness.
The form you initially learn is called teinei-go.
Originated with language used by ge1sha to address their guests (hence the title of this talk)
Politeness: o- / go- words
Used for important thingsO-cha: Tea
Go-han: Rice
O-kane: Money
O-sake: Booze / sake
Used to soften dirty wordsO-tearai: bathroom
Politeness: family
When talking about someone else's family, politeness goes up to 11 and you use o-/go- and -san
Father (someone else's): o-tou-san
When talking about your own family to someone else, you use a humble form
Father (your own, when talking to someone else): chichi
Learning Japanese
16 lessons at a community college was enough for me to speak Japanese, even if not understand the response
Japanese for Busy People is slightly boring but good you can use it if you miss lessons
Searching the internet to answer your curiosities about the language can be a time sink
Learning in romaji or kana
Learning in romaji (Roman letters) is technical debt
I was able to visit Japan without learning kana (hiragana and katakana)
Hints for handling Japan Japan specific
Train stations
Station names, exit names, and ticketing is in both Japanese and English
Loanwords
The more modern the word, the more likely it is an English loanword (gairai-go)
Tend to have vowels added in to sound more Japanese-like
American English
Bad news: you have to learn two languages
Good news: one of them is similar to English
English heading, Japanese body
Toilets
Blue for boys, pink for girls, green for disabled
Communication common sense
Pronunciation
50% of language variations are the same words pronounced in a different way
Writing things down can helpGives people more time to understand
Japanese learn written English more than spoken
Likelihood to speak English
Tourist information desk? Pretty likely
Love hotel receptionist? Maybe not
Questions?