- 1. WelcometoDay1ofWillStarksBachelorChallenge!
Last;mewaspre>ysimple:Willrequestedthechallengeasawaytomakeituptohimforhisarrangedmarriageinhishome
story,AnApocalypseofIce.Plus,ArthurandSabrielintroducedustothebachelore>es!Fromtoptobo>omaspicturedabove,
theyare:LilahWhedon(ABuyverseApocalypse),SaraJones(RomancingtheApocalypse),FayeMorgan(TheMorganLegacy),
RhapsodyBohemian(TheBohemianLegacy),LuluBuccaneer(TheFitzhughLegacy&AVillainousApocalypse),Elaine
Goodytwoshoes(TheSqueakyCleanLegacy)andMarielleHutchins(AVictorianLegacy).
Yes,thatMarielleHutchins.Ofcourse,ArthurandSabrielarelookingforwaystoremoveherfromthepicture.
So,letsseewhathappensoncethebachelore>esturnupandWillstopssingingalongtoLadyGaGa,shallwe?
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Youreadytogetstarted?LilyaskedArthurandSabriel.Therstdayisthemostimportantone
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Whatthehell?Sabrielasked.MarielleHutchins?Oneofthemostevillegacyspousesofall;me?
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YouknowhowoneveryrealityTVshow,theresalwaysavillain?Lilyasked.
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Wedonthaveatelevision,Arthursaid.Evenifwedid,thiss;lldoesntmakeanysense.
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Oh.See,Idontwanthertowin.Lilylaughed.Ijustwanthertocausesomedrama!Thatswhatrealityshowvillainsdo!
Everybodylovestohatethem,andthentheygetvotedo,andeveryonelovesit!
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Thisisourbrotherweretalkingabout,ArthurremindedLily.Hestryingtobehappy.Hislifeisntjustsomethingtocause
dramawith. Oh,relax.Shesnotgoingtowin.
- 8. Ofcourseshewont.Wellmakesureshedoesnt.
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Willlookedaroundthefrontlawnatthebachelore>eswhoLilyhadchosenforhim.Shehadchosenwell,hedecided.Theywere
allreallygoodlooking.
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Theoneinthepurpledresswhotoweredoverallofthemwasespeciallyhot,hedecided.
- 11. WILL!WHATSWRONGWITHYOU?Sabrielasked.
LOOKATHER.HEREYESARECRAZY. Lilysighedindisapproval.
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Ofcourse,theproblemwithtakingaminutetolookaroundwasthatalmosteveryonehadalreadystartedtalkingtoeveryone
else,andWilldidntknowwheretojumpinorwhototalkto.
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Idontlikeyouonebit,LilahtoldFaye.Ijustthoughtyoushouldknowthat.
- 14. Likeme,dontlikeme,ne.Butgetoutofmyface.
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AsangergunningPopularitySim,Saraactuallywasheretomakefriends.Butshehadgo>encaughtupinagameofAvoidthe
BachelorcatchwithRhapsody.
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Eventually,Willdecidedtoapproachthegirlinthepinkdress.Shelookedfriendly,andshewastalkingabouthowshewantedto
ndlove.
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Imgladyourehere,Willsaidtoher.Imlookingforwardtogeengtoknoweveryone.
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Thoughtheirconversa;onseemedtogowellforawhile,Elaineeventuallygotmadandturnedawayataboutthe;meWillsaid
shelookedlikeaprincess.
- 19. ElainebondswithMarielle.
Imreallylookingforwardtothekissingdates.
Idonotcarewhatyouhavetosay,butIwilltrytoexpressmydisinterestpolitely.
- 20. LulubondswithFaye.
Dontworry.Somepeoplearejustnega;ve.ThisprobablydoesnthaveanybearingonwhatWillsgoingtothinkofyou.
Whatever.Iwanttopokeher.Insul;ngherwouldalsobeacceptable.
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Eventually,WillapproachedElaineagain.ImsorryIupsetyou,hesaid.ImightbeaRomancesim,butIvebarelyhadachance
totalktoanyoneIminterestedinbefore.
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Well,youarethebachelor.Ishouldprobablytalktoyouinsteadofrunningo,Elainesaid.Justpleasedontcallme
princess.
- 23. Willsmiled.Iwontdothat.
- 24. Thatwasfun,Sarasaid.
Itwas!IthinkImightgointroducemyselftoWill,though.RhapsodylookedoveratwherehewastalkingtoElaine.
- 25. Oryoucouldplaycatchwithmesomemore. Thatsoundsfun!
- 26. Andnowthehos;li;eshaveescalatedtothepointofpoking.
- 27. Saraa>emptstotellLilahajoketodiusethetension.
- 28. Buttheresnokeepingthesetwoapartforlong.
- 29. ElaineseemstobetryingtoreformMarielle.
Elaine:TrueLove?
- 30. Marielle:No.
- 31. Toescapethedrama,Willheadedforthekaraokemachine.
OhwhenIwokeuptonight,IsaidIm Gonnamakesomebodyloveme
Imgonnamakesomebodyloveme AndnowIknow,nowIknow,nowIknow
Iknowthatitsyou Yourelucky,lucky,youresolucky!
- 32. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLuluBuccaneer
Well,IhaventhadmuchMmetotalktoWillyet.IvebeenabitbusytryingtokeepLilahandFayefromeachothersthroats,and
ifIhadtotakeaside,IdgowithFaye,becauseIthinkLilahstartedit.ButWillscute,andImhopingIcantalktohimsoon.
- 33. Itlookedlikesomeotherpeoplewouldgettotalktohimrst,though.
Will?Comeout!
- 34. IknewIwasgoingtoregretthis.
Yeah,butyoudiditanyway,Sabrielsaid.
- 35. Whyseverybodyshou;ngoh!Hey!Yourehere!
- 36. Youbetweare!
- 37. Andweneedtotalktoyou.Now.
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JesusChristonapogos;ck.Dontyouyellatmeenoughbackhome?Willslumped.
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Imnoteventryingtoyellatyou!This;me!Look,Ivereadthedossiersonthesebachelore>es,andIcameheretotellyouthat
thatMariellewomanisbadnews.Ifyoudontwanttolisten,ne,butitllbeyourproblemwhenyoumarryherandshesuddenly
losesallinterestinyou,hatesitwhenyoutouchher,insistsondoingeverythingherway(whichusuallymeansdoingnothing
- 40. Whatswrongwithyou?Shesstandingrightoverthere!
Thatsthepoint.Iwanthertoknowthatshesnotwelcomehere.
Butsheiswelcomehere!Lilywouldntbringsomeonelikethathere!
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Ididntthinkshewould,either.Butshedid.Now,youcaneitherlistentomeorgetridofher,oryoucanaccidentallywindup
withsomeonewhosjustgoingtocheatonyouanyway.
Idontthinkyouunderstand.WereRomanceSims.Thatswhatweresupposedtodo.
Fine.Bethatway.
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S;ll,Sabrielhadatleastgo>enWillwonderingaboutMarielle.
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Everyonehadturneduptoeatlunch,somaybesomeofthemwouldactuallytalktohim.
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So,howseveryonedoingsofar?Willasked,lookingdownthetable.
- 45. Iamdoingwell,Mariellesaid.
Wait.Letstakealookatthatcloseup.
- 46. AHHHHHHH! *runsaway* *comesbacktolaugh*
*runsawayagain*
- 47. Theweathersnicetoday,Fayesaid.
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Itis.IdontthinkIveeverseenweatheranywherenearthisnice,Willsaid.Evenwhenthesunshinesbackhome,itsnot
actuallywarm.
- 49. Really?Rhapsodyasked.Icantevenimaginethat!
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Itsnotthatstrange,Lulusaid.OneofthetownsthatIvelivedinwaslikethat.
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Ilovesnow,butIcantimagineitnoteverbeingwarmout,RhapsodysaidtoLulu.Itmustbesad.
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Willsmiled,buthewasthinkingofalotofotherthingsthatweresad.Thesunnotshiningwasnotonthelist.
- 53. TWONICEPOINTKILLSMASH.
- 54. Arentyoubeingali>leviolent?
- 55. Violenceisbad.Itdoesntsolvetheproblem.
- 56. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromMarielleHutchins
Finally,someoneunderstandswhatIdeserve
(Iregrettoinformyouthattheremainingtapeofthisconfessionalhasbeenlost.)
- 57. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLilahWhedon Will?Yeah,Idhitthat.
- 58. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromFayeMorgan
IactuallytalkedtoWillatdinnertoday,whichmeansImprobablydoingbeQerthansomeoneinthishouse.
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FayeandSaraspenttheireveningreadingromancenovelsforinspira;on.
- 60. LuluandMariellesquaredoatpool.
- 61. AndLilahagreedwithRhapsodysstatementthatshewasawesome.
- 62.
Onceagain,Elaineactuallyinteractedwiththebachelor,approachingWillforagameofkickybag.
- 63. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromWillStark
Sofar,thisispreQyfun,andImgladLilydidthis.Iwishsomeofthesepeoplewouldactuallytalktome,though,andIcanthelp
butwonderaboutwhatSabrielsaid.
- 64. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromElaineGoodytwoshoes
Thisisfun.Iwasntsureifthiswouldbetherightthingformetodo,butWillseemslikeareallyniceguy.MaybeIcouldfallin
lovewithhim.
- 65. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromRhapsodyBohemian
ItsbeenreallyfungeRngtoknowSara!
- 66. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromSaraJones
Icantreallycommentonthebachelor.Ihaventspokentohim.ItfeelslikeitwouldbeawasteofMmetodothisandthenget
eliminatedontherstday,buttheMmeneverfeelsrighttotalktohim.
- 67. Nightynight,Will. Thisslideisvery,veryimportant.
- 68.
Morningcame,andFayeandLilahwerentgeengalonganybe>er.
- 69. Areyouevergoingtostopgh;ng?Willaskedthatmorning.
No.Imnotheretomakefriends.Lilahturnedaway.
- 70. Andthetruthcomesout!LilahdoesnthateFayesomuchaherall!
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Aherbreakfastthatmorning,though,LilahrealizedthatshehadntspokentoWillatallandpulledhimoutsideforawaterballoon
ght.
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Hedneverdonethatbefore,buttheywerentthatdierentfromsnowballghtsjustndprojec;lesandtossthematpeople.
- 73. Thentheybothheadedforthepooltabletogether.
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Everyoneelsemusedaboutwhowasgoingtogohomeatnoonthatday.
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WillthoughtthesamethingasheshuedthecardsbyhimselfatthepokertableandtriedtotuneoutMariellessinging.He
didntknowverymuchaboutmostofthepeoplehere,herealized.Buthehadntgo>enaverygoodrstimpressionofoneof
them,sohemightaswellsendherhome.
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IwishIhadmore;metogettoknowyou,heexplained.Ifeellikewegotoonthewrongfoot.ButIhavetosaygoodbyeto
someone.Imsorry.
- 77. Iunderstand,Rhapsodysaid.Somebodyhastogorst.
- 78. Day1Scores: Elaine:35(26/9) Lilah:30(26/4) Faye:10(5/5)
Lulu:0(0/0,but7/6forher) MarielleandSara:0(0/0) Rhapsody:2(1/1)
ItssadtoseeDeego(howcouldanyonenotloveher?)butahergeengsomeperspec;ve,IcanseewhysheandWillwouldnt
haveworkedout.
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Credit:WillissingingDoYouWantToFranzFerdinandinhiskaraokeslide.
Seeyounext;measthecompe;;onstartsinearnest,andhappySimming!