1. WelcometoDay1ofWillStarksBachelorChallenge! Last;mewaspre>ysimple:Willrequestedthechallengeasawaytomakeituptohimforhisarrangedmarriageinhishome story,AnApocalypseofIce.Plus,ArthurandSabrielintroducedustothebachelore>es!Fromtoptobo>omaspicturedabove, theyare:LilahWhedon(ABuyverseApocalypse),SaraJones(RomancingtheApocalypse),FayeMorgan(TheMorganLegacy), RhapsodyBohemian(TheBohemianLegacy),LuluBuccaneer(TheFitzhughLegacy&AVillainousApocalypse),Elaine Goodytwoshoes(TheSqueakyCleanLegacy)andMarielleHutchins(AVictorianLegacy). Yes,thatMarielleHutchins.Ofcourse,ArthurandSabrielarelookingforwaystoremoveherfromthepicture. So,letsseewhathappensoncethebachelore>esturnupandWillstopssingingalongtoLadyGaGa,shallwe?

2. Youreadytogetstarted?LilyaskedArthurandSabriel.Therstdayisthemostimportantone

3. Whatthehell?Sabrielasked.MarielleHutchins?Oneofthemostevillegacyspousesofall;me?

4. YouknowhowoneveryrealityTVshow,theresalwaysavillain?Lilyasked.

5. Wedonthaveatelevision,Arthursaid.Evenifwedid,thiss;lldoesntmakeanysense.

6. Oh.See,Idontwanthertowin.Lilylaughed.Ijustwanthertocausesomedrama!Thatswhatrealityshowvillainsdo! Everybodylovestohatethem,andthentheygetvotedo,andeveryonelovesit!

7. Thisisourbrotherweretalkingabout,ArthurremindedLily.Hestryingtobehappy.Hislifeisntjustsomethingtocause dramawith. Oh,relax.Shesnotgoingtowin.

8. Ofcourseshewont.Wellmakesureshedoesnt.

9. Willlookedaroundthefrontlawnatthebachelore>eswhoLilyhadchosenforhim.Shehadchosenwell,hedecided.Theywere allreallygoodlooking.

10. Theoneinthepurpledresswhotoweredoverallofthemwasespeciallyhot,hedecided.

11. WILL!WHATSWRONGWITHYOU?Sabrielasked. LOOKATHER.HEREYESARECRAZY. Lilysighedindisapproval.

12. Ofcourse,theproblemwithtakingaminutetolookaroundwasthatalmosteveryonehadalreadystartedtalkingtoeveryone else,andWilldidntknowwheretojumpinorwhototalkto.

13. Idontlikeyouonebit,LilahtoldFaye.Ijustthoughtyoushouldknowthat.

14. Likeme,dontlikeme,ne.Butgetoutofmyface.

15. AsangergunningPopularitySim,Saraactuallywasheretomakefriends.Butshehadgo>encaughtupinagameofAvoidthe BachelorcatchwithRhapsody.

16. Eventually,Willdecidedtoapproachthegirlinthepinkdress.Shelookedfriendly,andshewastalkingabouthowshewantedto ndlove.

17. Imgladyourehere,Willsaidtoher.Imlookingforwardtogeengtoknoweveryone.

18. Thoughtheirconversa;onseemedtogowellforawhile,Elaineeventuallygotmadandturnedawayataboutthe;meWillsaid shelookedlikeaprincess.

19. ElainebondswithMarielle. Imreallylookingforwardtothekissingdates. Idonotcarewhatyouhavetosay,butIwilltrytoexpressmydisinterestpolitely.

20. LulubondswithFaye. Dontworry.Somepeoplearejustnega;ve.ThisprobablydoesnthaveanybearingonwhatWillsgoingtothinkofyou. Whatever.Iwanttopokeher.Insul;ngherwouldalsobeacceptable.

21. Eventually,WillapproachedElaineagain.ImsorryIupsetyou,hesaid.ImightbeaRomancesim,butIvebarelyhadachance totalktoanyoneIminterestedinbefore.

22. Well,youarethebachelor.Ishouldprobablytalktoyouinsteadofrunningo,Elainesaid.Justpleasedontcallme princess.

23. Willsmiled.Iwontdothat.

24. Thatwasfun,Sarasaid. Itwas!IthinkImightgointroducemyselftoWill,though.RhapsodylookedoveratwherehewastalkingtoElaine.

25. Oryoucouldplaycatchwithmesomemore. Thatsoundsfun!

26. Andnowthehos;li;eshaveescalatedtothepointofpoking.

27. Saraa>emptstotellLilahajoketodiusethetension.

28. Buttheresnokeepingthesetwoapartforlong.

29. ElaineseemstobetryingtoreformMarielle. Elaine:TrueLove?

30. Marielle:No.

31. Toescapethedrama,Willheadedforthekaraokemachine. OhwhenIwokeuptonight,IsaidIm Gonnamakesomebodyloveme Imgonnamakesomebodyloveme AndnowIknow,nowIknow,nowIknow Iknowthatitsyou Yourelucky,lucky,youresolucky!

32. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLuluBuccaneer Well,IhaventhadmuchMmetotalktoWillyet.IvebeenabitbusytryingtokeepLilahandFayefromeachothersthroats,and ifIhadtotakeaside,IdgowithFaye,becauseIthinkLilahstartedit.ButWillscute,andImhopingIcantalktohimsoon.

33. Itlookedlikesomeotherpeoplewouldgettotalktohimrst,though. Will?Comeout!

34. IknewIwasgoingtoregretthis. Yeah,butyoudiditanyway,Sabrielsaid.

35. Whyseverybodyshou;ngoh!Hey!Yourehere!

36. Youbetweare!

37. Andweneedtotalktoyou.Now.

38. JesusChristonapogos;ck.Dontyouyellatmeenoughbackhome?Willslumped.

39. Imnoteventryingtoyellatyou!This;me!Look,Ivereadthedossiersonthesebachelore>es,andIcameheretotellyouthat thatMariellewomanisbadnews.Ifyoudontwanttolisten,ne,butitllbeyourproblemwhenyoumarryherandshesuddenly losesallinterestinyou,hatesitwhenyoutouchher,insistsondoingeverythingherway(whichusuallymeansdoingnothing

40. Whatswrongwithyou?Shesstandingrightoverthere! Thatsthepoint.Iwanthertoknowthatshesnotwelcomehere. Butsheiswelcomehere!Lilywouldntbringsomeonelikethathere!

41. Ididntthinkshewould,either.Butshedid.Now,youcaneitherlistentomeorgetridofher,oryoucanaccidentallywindup withsomeonewhosjustgoingtocheatonyouanyway. Idontthinkyouunderstand.WereRomanceSims.Thatswhatweresupposedtodo. Fine.Bethatway.

42. S;ll,Sabrielhadatleastgo>enWillwonderingaboutMarielle.

43. Everyonehadturneduptoeatlunch,somaybesomeofthemwouldactuallytalktohim.

44. So,howseveryonedoingsofar?Willasked,lookingdownthetable.

45. Iamdoingwell,Mariellesaid. Wait.Letstakealookatthatcloseup.

46. AHHHHHHH! *runsaway* *comesbacktolaugh* *runsawayagain*

47. Theweathersnicetoday,Fayesaid.

48. Itis.IdontthinkIveeverseenweatheranywherenearthisnice,Willsaid.Evenwhenthesunshinesbackhome,itsnot actuallywarm.

49. Really?Rhapsodyasked.Icantevenimaginethat!

50. Itsnotthatstrange,Lulusaid.OneofthetownsthatIvelivedinwaslikethat.

51. Ilovesnow,butIcantimagineitnoteverbeingwarmout,RhapsodysaidtoLulu.Itmustbesad.

52. Willsmiled,buthewasthinkingofalotofotherthingsthatweresad.Thesunnotshiningwasnotonthelist.

53. TWONICEPOINTKILLSMASH.

54. Arentyoubeingali>leviolent?

55. Violenceisbad.Itdoesntsolvetheproblem.

56. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromMarielleHutchins Finally,someoneunderstandswhatIdeserve (Iregrettoinformyouthattheremainingtapeofthisconfessionalhasbeenlost.)

57. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromLilahWhedon Will?Yeah,Idhitthat.

58. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromFayeMorgan IactuallytalkedtoWillatdinnertoday,whichmeansImprobablydoingbeQerthansomeoneinthishouse.

59. FayeandSaraspenttheireveningreadingromancenovelsforinspira;on.

60. LuluandMariellesquaredoatpool.

61. AndLilahagreedwithRhapsodysstatementthatshewasawesome.

62. Onceagain,Elaineactuallyinteractedwiththebachelor,approachingWillforagameofkickybag.

63. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromWillStark Sofar,thisispreQyfun,andImgladLilydidthis.Iwishsomeofthesepeoplewouldactuallytalktome,though,andIcanthelp butwonderaboutwhatSabrielsaid.

64. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromElaineGoodytwoshoes Thisisfun.Iwasntsureifthiswouldbetherightthingformetodo,butWillseemslikeareallyniceguy.MaybeIcouldfallin lovewithhim.

65. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromRhapsodyBohemian ItsbeenreallyfungeRngtoknowSara!

66. CONFESSIONAL!!!1!fromSaraJones Icantreallycommentonthebachelor.Ihaventspokentohim.ItfeelslikeitwouldbeawasteofMmetodothisandthenget eliminatedontherstday,buttheMmeneverfeelsrighttotalktohim.

67. Nightynight,Will. Thisslideisvery,veryimportant.

68. Morningcame,andFayeandLilahwerentgeengalonganybe>er.

69. Areyouevergoingtostopgh;ng?Willaskedthatmorning. No.Imnotheretomakefriends.Lilahturnedaway.

70. Andthetruthcomesout!LilahdoesnthateFayesomuchaherall!

71. Aherbreakfastthatmorning,though,LilahrealizedthatshehadntspokentoWillatallandpulledhimoutsideforawaterballoon ght.

72. Hedneverdonethatbefore,buttheywerentthatdierentfromsnowballghtsjustndprojec;lesandtossthematpeople.

73. Thentheybothheadedforthepooltabletogether.

74. Everyoneelsemusedaboutwhowasgoingtogohomeatnoonthatday.

75. WillthoughtthesamethingasheshuedthecardsbyhimselfatthepokertableandtriedtotuneoutMariellessinging.He didntknowverymuchaboutmostofthepeoplehere,herealized.Buthehadntgo>enaverygoodrstimpressionofoneof them,sohemightaswellsendherhome.

76. IwishIhadmore;metogettoknowyou,heexplained.Ifeellikewegotoonthewrongfoot.ButIhavetosaygoodbyeto someone.Imsorry.

77. Iunderstand,Rhapsodysaid.Somebodyhastogorst.

78. Day1Scores: Elaine:35(26/9) Lilah:30(26/4) Faye:10(5/5) Lulu:0(0/0,but7/6forher) MarielleandSara:0(0/0) Rhapsody:2(1/1) ItssadtoseeDeego(howcouldanyonenotloveher?)butahergeengsomeperspec;ve,IcanseewhysheandWillwouldnt haveworkedout.

79. Credit:WillissingingDoYouWantToFranzFerdinandinhiskaraokeslide. Seeyounext;measthecompe;;onstartsinearnest,andhappySimming!