Tweet about your pets
Tweet about your kids
Tweet your social life
Don’t brag about how good you are in bed
OH: from girlfriend to bf:"You're cute when you ignore me."
OH: in line:"I praise Jesus for this liquor"
Tweet about your vacations
Tweet for a good cause
Provide traffic updates
Tweet about your cravings
Keep your bathroom escapades to yourself
Tweet about your passions
Bitch about how much your BlackBerry sucks
Nice Set of Floppies! #geekpickupline
Ice cream headache rays #crapsuperpowers
#wegotogetherlike hemorrhoids & mexican food
“Twitpic that shit”@batzukes
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Think before you tweet…
…but remember drunk tweets are fun!
Jessica Petersen@kittygutz
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Holy shit! A talking muffin!