STEP 1
We admitted we were powerless over the computer - that our lives
had become nothing more than mere pixels.
STEP 2
Came to believe that a mouse greater than ourselves could point
and click us to sanity.
STEP 3
Made a decision to turn our operating system over to the care of
Bill Gates as we understood Him.STEP 4
Made a searching and fearless 1.44 inventory of ourselves.STEP
5
Admitted to Bill Gates, Computer City and Technical Support, the
exact nature of our abort, retry, fails.
STEP 6
Were entirely ready to have Bill Gates remove all these defects
of character.
STEP 7
Humbly asked Bill Gates to remove our sovereignty.
STEP 8
Made a list of all tech lines we had hung up on, and became
willing to pirate software to them all.STEP 9
Made direct amends to those geeks whenever possible, except when
to do so would cancel my online account.
STEP 10
Continued to take 1.44 inventories and when we were out of
disks, promptly bought more.STEP 11
Sought through mouse and pad to improve our online contact with
Bill Gates as we download Him, typing only for the ram of His will
for us and the power to carry that many megabytes.
STEP 12
Having had a full hard drive as the result of these endusing, we
tried to carry this message to Compuholics, to web these principles
to all our home pages and cyberpals.
Created by Aes Sedai, her husband Joe and her brother Robert
