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ting isn’t good for your health in that it interrupts deep, restful REM sleep, experts say. “Sleep is a very important restorative process,” Dr. Josh Werber, a sleep and snoring specialist, told US News. “And when we’re not fully engaged in it, and not getting the amount we need, we’re not having the same restorative effect on our brains -- and that affects our cognitive ability the next day.” Best way to resolve the problem? Experts recommend shutting off your smartphone before bed or even moving your devices out the bedroom entirely. Also wean yourself off using gadgets in the evenings, in that research has shown that light-emitting screens from tablets and smartphone can suppress the release of the sleep-promoting hormone melatonin and enhance alertness, making it more difficult to sleep.

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. Your.Daily.Crossword.Puzzle .

Your Local Weather Forecast:TODAY

Low +14/ High +28Mainly Sunny

WEDNESDAYLow +15/ High +32

Cloudy Periods

THURSDAYLow +16/ High +30

SunnyFRIDAY

Low +15/ High +28Chance of Thundershowers

ACROSS1. Briefly summarize6. “__ Wolf ” (1947)9. Apple variety13. “...and forgive __ __ trespasses...”14. Mr. LaBeouf15. The Drifters hit: “__ the Roof ”: 2 wds.16. Wild West transport18. Whispery word19. Ship signal20. East Coast exports: acr. + word22. Choices24. Half of Ms. Gabor25. Mannered man26. Nevada ‘aliens site’, __ 5128. Feasted31. Glum33. Father of New France, __ de Champlain35. Prospector’s find36. Late night’s Mr. Ferguson38. __ Gatos, California39. Donald Duck nephew41. “Bad Moon Rising” gr.42. Seaport of Italy45. Curves46. Bad guy47. Basilica part48. Recreation spot, in Quebec50. Egyptian cobra51. Revere54. Burnaby, BC born musician from an eponymously-titled Band: 2 wds.59. __ Beach, Hawaii60. “What’s __ for me?”: 2 wds.

61. Art __ (b.1912 - d.2010, Radio/TV host in The States from Moose Jaw)63. __-Flush64. Pasturelands65. Montreal’s __-Dame Basilica66. Canadian politics channel67. ‘Persist’ suffix68. Fall fabric

Down1. 1904 to 1905: __-Japanese War2. Impede, in law3. CCG = Canadian __ __4. Pre-Sept. month5. “That ‘70s Show” actress Laura6. Bloke7. Puerto’s follower8. Classic five dice game9. Dr. Sanjay __ (CNN’s Chief Medical Correspondent)10. Lhasa __ (Small dog)11. Shake off12. New Wave’s Adam and The __14. Kate Bush song: “And __ __ Love”17. Loonie parts21. “__ __ of you are aware...” (Manag-er-to-staff speech opener)23. Yesterday, in Italy26. Arcade game, Whac-_-__27. Sly tactic28. Fork, in a Montreal restaurant29. Julia Roberts’ actor brother30. Kiki and Sandra31. Gladiator’s 800

32. Killer whale34. The __ (Famous mountains)37. Grind teeth together40. Rowboat needs43. Qu’__ Valley (Region of southern Saskatchewan)44. Thread holder49. Enthusiastic50. House’s accessed-by-ladder spot51. Bowl-shaped pans52. Gladys Knight & The Pips hit: “If _ __ Your Woman”53. Peeled54. Catchall category [abbr.]55. Have _ __ (Zzzzz...)56. Ms. Turner57. Vienna, to Austrians58. Fly type62. __ truck

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..Your.Daily.Horoscope..

FROM KING FEATURES SYNDICATE, 300 W 57th STREET, 15th

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YOUR INDIVIDUAL HOROSCOPE

FOR RELEASE MONDAY, AUG. 26, 2013

BY FRANCIS DRAKE

What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.

For Tuesday, Aug. 27, 2013ARIES(March 21 to April 19)This is a wonderful day to party and

schmooze with others. You’ll enjoyhanging out with family members, part-ners and close friends. (You’re evenfriendly with members of the generalpublic.)

TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)Things will go well at work today

because it’s easy to get along with co-workers. The only downside is that youwould rather play than work. Be carefulabout overdoing anything.

GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)Today is party city! Enjoy sports

events, the arts, movies, the theater,playful times with children and romanticflirtations. Live it up!

CANCER(June 21 to July 22)Entertain at home today. In fact, you’ll

enjoy making your home look moreattractive. (Always easy to do with thethreat of guests arriving!)

LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)You can make money from your

words today, which is why this is a greatday for teaching, acting, writing, pro-moting and talking. Relations withneighbors and relatives are friendly.

VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)Business and commerce are favored

today because the money is flowing!Trust your moneymaking ideas. If shop-ping, guard against extravagance. Keepyour receipts.

LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)You feel warm and friendly to every-

one. In fact, all kinds of group gatheringswill appeal because you’re confident aswell as sociable. “Jump in! The water’sfine!”

© 2013 King Features Syndicate, Inc.

SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)This is a busy social time for you;

however, today you feel quietly pleasedwith yourself. Seek out solitude in beau-tiful surroundings if you can so that youcan mellow out.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)All kinds of meetings — classes,

casual get-togethers or conferences —will be successful today, because you’rein a friendly, easygoing mood. In partic-ular, you will like creative encounterswith talented people.

CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)You might develop a crush on your

boss or someone in a position of author-ity today. In turn, people in authoritythink you look great!

AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Travel plans are exciting. Similarly,

some of you have high hopes for explor-ing opportunities in publishing, highereducation, the media, medicine and thelaw. Looking good!

PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)Keep your pockets open, because

gifts, goodies and favors from others cancome your way today. However, if youhave to decide how to share something,don’t give away the farm.

YOU BORN TODAY You identifywith the common person – the man onthe street. This is why you’re aware ofinequities in society and the suffering ofthose who are deprived. Some of you arepragmatic about this; most of you areidealistic and search for ways to improvesocial conditions. You care. This year achange might take place, perhaps as sig-nificant as something that occurredaround 2004.

Birthdate of Alice Coltrane,pianist/composer; Cesar Millan, dogtrainer; Albert Sabin, scientist.

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On This Day in History: 1980: 10-year-old with cancer motivates Terry Fox

In his trek across Canada, Terry Fox has met hockey stars and ac-tors, CEOs and even the prime minister. But it’s a ten-year-old boy with cancer that impresses him most. In Terrace Bay, Ont., Terry meets Greg Scott, who also lost a leg to bone cancer and was un-dergoing chemotherapy. Recalling his own cancer treatments, the tearful runner tells onlookers that it’s people like Greg, dealing with cancer, who are the real heroes.

• Greg Scott was a young all-star baseball player who, like Terry, had lost a leg to bone cancer. Greg was from Welland, Ont., and had met Terry when he ran through Hamilton. Terry frequently inquired about Greg’s health, and the boy flew with his family up to Terrace Bay to see Terry again. He spent several days with Terry.

• Despite losing a leg, Greg Scott was able to ride a bicycle, and trailed behind Terry Fox. In his diary, Terry described it like this: “Greg rode his bike behind me for about six miles and it has to be the most inspirational moment I have had! At night we had a beau-tiful reception in Terrace Bay. I spoke about Greg and couldn’t hold back the emotion.”

• Greg was a good swimmer. Terry wasn’t, having swam only twice since he lost his leg. At Jackfish Lake, Greg and Terry jokingly test-ed the water with their artificial legs, then took them off and went swimming with the whole Marathon of Hope entourage, to the de-light of the reporters. Terry frequently thought about Greg during the remainder of his run.

• The pastoral moment had a sombre conclusion. After the swim, Terry Fox pulled Toronto Star reporter Christie Blatchford and qui-etly told her, “Greg’s not as lucky as me. He’s got it again. They found a spot of cancer again on his lung.”

• Greg Scott died at age 11 at his parents’ home in Welland, Ont., on Aug. 11, 1981 -- six weeks after Terry Fox died. Greg’s father Rod said the boy died unafraid and confident “he’d be seeing Terry again.”

• If running with Greg Scott was the most inspirational day of the trip, the following day was the most deflating. That night, Terry read an article from New Westminster, B.C. columnist Doug Smith which alleged that Terry drove across part of Quebec instead of running. “I nearly blew up!” Terry wrote in his diary. “Broke my heart! I have a saddened and weakening attitude toward the media and press.”

• The report claimed that, “He ran only 150 of the 700 miles from Gaspé Peninsula to Montreal. He did the rest by van, his reception in La Belle Province being so poor, and then he ran around Montreal to complete the equivalent mileage.” The story was false: Terry insisted on not even missing a foot of the distance. A retraction was printed, but the resentment remained.

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[email protected]

Fall / Winter Registration NightThursday, September 12th

6:00-8:00 Pm @ the CPWC – Lobby • Minor Hockey • Taekwondo • Grand Coteau Heritage and Cultural

Centre • Kindermusik • Shaunavon Co-op Playschool • Yoga • Kodiak – Youth rec Hockey • Silver Blades • Curling Club

• Youth Bowling League & Adult League • KidSport • Chevelles tickets available

For more information on rec programs please contact Ava or Sara @ the rec office 297-3029 or via email [email protected]

SCIT Improv Comedy & The ChevellesAre coming to Shaunavon

Saturday, September 7th, 2013 At the CPWC Advanced ticket sales $ 35.00 - $ 40.00 at door

Cabaret tickets only $25.00 at doorDoors open 6: 30 PM - SCIT starts at 7:30 PM

The Chevelles start at 9:00 PMVisit the Shaunavon Credit Union & Golf Course to get your tickets!!

2nd annual Run for the Kids Saturday, September 14, 2013 @ 10:00 am @ CPWC

All Proceeds will be given to the Children’s Learning Centre Natural Playground. - 5 KM / 10 KM Walk or Run

$ 35.00 Early Bird Rate, $ 45.00 after August 30th, 2013Fees includes race entry & t-shirt.

Last day to register is September 11th, 2013.

The last day at the Shaunavon Swimming Pool is Friday, August 30th. Thank you for a great summer and we hope to see you next year!!

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Terry Fox RunWhen: September 15th, 2013

Time: 1:00 to 4:00 PMWhere: Crescent Point Wickenheiser CentrePledge sheets can be found at the Rec. office and the Town Office.

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his

window and said to the officer, “Is there a problem, Officer?”

“No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratula-tions. What do you think you’re going to

do with the money?” He thought for a minute and said, “Well,

I guess I’ll go get that drivers’ license.” The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, “Oh, don’t pay

attention to him - he’s a smartass when he’s drunk and stoned.”

The guy from the back seat said, “I TOLD you guys we wouldn’t get far in a

stolen car!” At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, “Are

we over the border yet?”

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.... Your.Community.Calendar ....AUGUST 1ST - 31STIn the Gallery at the Grand Coteau “The Bedaux Expedition” from Hudson’s Hope Museum in BC.AUGUST 28TH• Junior Golf Classic at RCGCC. Call the Shaunavon Credit Union to register.August 30th• LAST DAY of swimming at the POOLSEPTEMBER 3RD• Back to School!SEPTEMBER 7TH• SCIT Improv Comedy & The Chevelles at the CPWCSEPTEMBER 12th• Fall/Winter Registration Night @ CPWCSEPTEMBER 14TH• 2nd Annual Run for the Kidsat 10am at the CPWCSEPTEMBER 15TH• Terry Fox Run from 1-4pm at the CPWCOCTOBER 20TH• Climax Lions Fowl SupperNOVEMBER 1ST & 2ND• Climax Lions Annual Carnival

If you have an event you’d like to see in the Community Calendar, we’d love to

share it! Stop into the Shaunavon Stan-dard or email [email protected]

SCIT Improv Comedy

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Sat, Sept 7th, 2013 at the CPWCin Shaunavon

Advanced ticket sales $ 35.00$ 40.00 at door

Cabaret tickets only $25.00 at door

Doors open 6: 30 PM / SCIT starts at 7:30 PMThe Chevelles start at 9:00 PM

Please visit the Shaunavon Credit Union or Golf Course to get your tickets!!

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BETTER, FASTER

Employment OpportunityFauser Energy Inc. is currently

accepting tenders for a Part-Time Caretaker in Shaunavon.

• work to include general cleaning and custodian services

• work to be completed 2-3 evenings per week • onsite view of the building and list of duties, prior to

submitting tenders, is welcome• applicants must be willing to supply a criminal

record check Tender Deadline: August 30, 2013 Work to commence soon after that.

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FUNNY AND INTERESTING FACTS www.bootstrike.com Please note that some of the ‘facts’ below have been proven false myths. An example is the duck’s echo which does not echo (but proved that it does).

• The pet food company Ralston Purina recently introduced, from its subsidiary Purina Philippines, power chicken feed designed to help roosters build muscles for cockfighting, which is popular in many areas of the world.• According to the Wall Street Journal, the cockfighting market is huge: The Philippines has five million roosters used for exactly that.• Gopher snakes in Arizona are not poisonous, but when frightened they may hiss and shake their tails like rattlesnakes.• The duckbill platypus can store as many as six hundred worms in the pouches of its cheeks.• The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.• North American oysters do not make pearls of any value.• Human birth control pills work on gorillas.• Many sharks lay eggs, but hammerheads give birth to live babies that look like very small duplicates of their parents. Young hammerheads are usually born headfirst, with the tip of their hammer-shaped head folded backward to make them more streamlined for birth.• Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.

Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedi-

tion. “I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the high-

ways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear the flutter of birds that never had been seen by man. I wanted to leave my footprints on sand unmarked before I came. In short, I wanted to see nature in the raw. What about you?” “I came,” the second

man replied, “because my son was taking saxophone lessons.”

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“Your Daily Fix” and the “Shaunavon Standard” for a 10% discount! • Cut off for advertising is noon the previous

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Advertise with us!Classified Garage Sale

listing in BOTH the Shaunavon Standard and “Your Daily Fix” for only$10.00 (per week plus tax)

Over 20 words charged at ¢.20 per word

AND we’ll throw in 5 full colour GARAGE SALE POSTERS!Call (306) 297-4144 or stop into the Shaunavon Standard

FOR SALER.V. 5th Wheel hitch and manual slider kit. R.V. 5th Wheel hitch w/gooseneck ball. $300 each. 306-297-3184. 41083998/18JL-13SEPp

GARAGE SALEGarage Sale - Thursday, August 29th from 9am - 7pm at 396 4th St. E. Items in good condition and going cheap. 41108645/23AU-1w/29AUp

Two family sale. Saturday, August 31st. 9am - 1pm. Half price from 12 - 1pm. 25 - 10th Ave. 41108647/26AU-1w/30AUp

HELP WANTEDFront store clerk required at Jae’s Pharmacy in Shaunavon. Full Time position available. Reasonable flexibility is granted in scheduling. Duties include doing the daily deposit, receiving orders, pricing of stock, assisting with ordering of front store stock, and managing the till. A familiarity of working in a fully computerized environment an asset. Strong interpersonal skills and confidentiality are a prerequisite, and successful candidate must demonstrate willingness to be a strong team member. Benefit package shared 50/50 with employer. Salary depen-dent on experience and skills. Must be bondable. Please submit resume to Jaelee Guenther, c/o Jae’s Pharmacy, Box 1448, Shaunavon, SK S0N 2M0 or in person at 335 Centre Street. Deadline to apply is August 30th, 2013. 41145309/26AU-1w/30AUc

Subway is hiring Team members for the Evening shifts 5pm-10pm. Great shift for students. Apply within to Betty. 41145299/23AU-tn/30AUc

Employment Opportunity - Regional Landfill. Southwest Waste Management Authority is seeking a self-motivated individual on a full time or part time/casual basis to assist at the landfill. Ideal candidate will have equipment operating experience and some office experience, however, training will be provided. Need information on the position? Please contact James at 306 297 8608. Please submit applications to P.O. Box 820, Shaunavon, Sask S0N 2M0, email to [email protected] or applications may be left at the landfill office. 41145290/22AU-7d/30AUc

Waitress needed for Jiggers Lounge. To apply, phone 306-297-7979. 41145258/19AU-2w/30AUc

Looking for a Temporary (With possibly of Permanent) Part Time Teachers Aide for Shaunavon Cooperative Playschool for the 2013-2014 school year. The play school operates October-May and offers class both Tuesday and Thursday morning and afternoons. Please forward your resume to Box 151,

Shaunavon SK S0N 2M0. For information please phone 297-6255. 41145244/15AU-2w/28AUc

Need full time food beverage supervisor, kitchen helpers, food and beverage servers and housekeepers at King’s Hotel (Maruti Hotel Inc). Phone 306-297-2243. 41109915/01AU-tn/30AUc

NOTICESThe Taxi will be gone until Friday, August 30th. 41108650/26AU-1w/30AUp

SERVICESCo-ed gym with access 24/7 located at Brenda’s Hair and Fitness Studio, 386 Centre St., Shaunavon (306) 297-3773 or (306) 297-7805 (c). 41145186/01AU-tn/30AUc

Servicing and Repairing all makes and models:• Lift Kits • Exhaust • Programmers

• DPF, Urea and EGR deletes• Methanol Injection • EFI Live Tuning

• Wheel and Tire Packages • Diesel Repair• General Service and Diagnostics

Open 8-5 Monday - Friday - Weekends by Appointment Call Cam to book today

PHONE 306-297-3074 • 181 -3rd Ave [email protected] 24hr cell 306-294-7808

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On the Occasion of the Blessing of Christ the King Columbarium

Congratulations to Christ the King ParishDeep Admiration to Christ the King Congregation, Father John Mock, Parish Council and a very Dedicated Cemetery Committee for their hard work and commitment to St. Mary’s R. C. Cemetery.

The many improvements to the Cemetery and the addition of the Columbarium, Benches and Landscaping are simply Beautiful!

The Devotion to the Catholic Faith and to the Sacredness of the Human Body are well represented by a steadfast and loyal Congregation.

Congratulations on a job well done!

Sincerely, Rick and Bernadette Schneider & Staff Binkley’s Funeral Service (Shaunavon) Ltd.

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Peach CobblerIngredients4 cups peeled, sliced peaches2 cups sugar, divided1/2 cup water8 tablespoons butter1 1/2 cups self-rising flour1 1/2 cups milkGround cinnamon, optional

DirectionsPreheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Combine the peaches, 1 cup sugar, and water in a saucepan and mix well. Bring to a boil and simmer for 10 minutes. Remove from the heat.

Put the butter in a 3-quart baking dish and place in oven to melt.

Mix remaining 1 cup sugar, flour, and milk slowly to pre-vent clumping. Pour mixture over melted butter. Do not stir. Spoon fruit on top, gently pouring in syrup. Sprinkle top with ground cinnamon, if using. Batter will rise to top during baking. Bake for 30 to 45 minutes.

To serve, scoop onto a plate and serve with your choice of whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.

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Office/Shop 306.297.3884Trucking Dispatch 306.297.8648

Service Dispatch 306.297.7484Welding Dispatch 306.297.7341

Safety Training 306.671.721424 Hr (Ted) 306.297.3885

Fax 306.297.3886

•FluidHauling

•OilfieldConstruction&Maintenance

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&MuchMore...

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..........Your.Business.Directory..............................................................................................Call Joanne for information about

advertising in our business directory(306) 297-4144 or (306) 297-7383

703 Hwy 37 - Shaunavon

24 Hour Service

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Riley [email protected] (306) 294-7950

#5 - 910 3rd Ave. W. Bennett Plaza, Shaunavon

306-297-1302

Eat Fresh!Open: 5:30am - 10pm

7 days a week!

TYSON SKJERVEN24 hr Cell: 306-297-9208

Office: 306-297-6336 721 Hwy 37, Shaunavon

Oilfield Services• Steamer & Boiler Trucks• Sulfatreat (OCP) Dealer• Backhoe, Skid Steer, Excavator / Grader Services & Gravel Trucks• Containment Systems• Turnaround Services• Air Trailer / Safety Trailer• Fencing

• Crew / 4 ton Picker Trucks• Field Mechanic Services• 30 ft Trailers• Hot Shot Services• Snow Plowing

Safety Programs• C.O.R.• ISNET• Comply Works

Rental Equipment• Light Tower• 66 kw Generator• Portable Catwalk• Enviro Bin / Porta Potty• Skid Steer• Dump Trailer

www.sedonaenterprises.com [email protected]

1-910 3rd Ave West - Bennett Plaza P.O. Box 337 SHAUNAVON, SK S0N 2M0Telephone: (306) 297-3383Facsimilie: (306) 297-3601Swift Current Office: (306) [email protected]

• Nicole Entem, CA • Todd Loeppky, CA

Mon - Thurs 8am - 10pmFri 8am - 11pm / Sat 11am - 10pm

Sun Noon - 10pm

• Chicken • Milk • Ice• Fresh Buns & Eggs

• Hot Cappuccino • Movies • Subs (made fresh daily)

SOFT SERVE, MILKSHAKES, SLUSHIES and more!

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A•N•A• Holdings Ltd.Potable Water Hauling

• Shack Water Hauling • Hot Shot Service

• Safety FencesAlex Cell: 306-295-7779 Garth Cell: 306-295-7997

Construction~ Free Estimates ~

CallBrandon Floberg306-297-7475

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Shaunavon Animal ClinicHwy 37 South, Shaunavon

Dr. Ken Cadieux

• Large & Small Animal Practice

• Prescription Pet Food Available306-297-3455

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Dielle ThienesHair Stylist

Brenda’s Hair Studio386 Centre Street

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MAGNUM TRUCKS

Hwy #37 South of Shaunavon

Mechanic on DutyOpen: 7:00 am - 6:00 p.m

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451 1st Ave. N - Shaunavon 306-297-3331

• Plumbing • Heating• gas Fitting

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PH: 306-297-4080223 - 2nd Ave. West

Rentals223 - 2nd Ave. West

PH: 306-297-4080on Call 306-294-7877

• Residential • Farm • Commercial

306-315-9004 or 306-778-2002

NEW BUSINESSSERVING THE SOUTHWEST

Southline ElectricScott Audette

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P&P Enterprises

Lane: 306-297-797224 Hour Service

• Steamers • Boilers • Vac Trucks • Combo Unit • Hydro-Vac

• Crew Trucks • Grader • Skid Steer • Industrial Painting

• Vegetation Control • Hot Shot Service with 40 ft trailer

• Secor Accredited • ISNetworld& Complyworks Compliant

Fix-It-Up Chappie

Furniture Refinishing

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COMMODITIESBrent Crude Oil : $109.90/BBL 0.08%Light Crude Oil : $105.03/BBL 1.12%Natural Gas : $3.55/MMBtu 2.54%Unleaded Gasoline : $2.96/gal 0.68% prices from: Aug 22 change since: Aug 21

source - www.rigzone.com

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